Oh G-d, here we go again (and our Imperial apologies for having been so lazy at the keyboard lately), but it looks like the NSDWP are trying to double down on stupid again, probably because they know that they’ll have less political influence than the Upper Podunk Knitting Club after the November midterms, so if they’re going to get anything through to further destroy our country, now’s the time.
We knew it was coming though, didn’t we?
But it’s delightful to watch, particularly since Teh Won responded to the oh-so-controversial Arizona bill making it the job of law enforcement to enforce the law (what is this country COMING to?) by calling it “irresponsible” for states to, well, enforce the law. What made it even more delightful was when the Arizona governor responded to Teh Won’s vain excursion into bullying (this from the same clown who can’t elicit more than contemptuous laughter from our sworn enemies) by promptly signing the bill into law.
Oh, and for comic relief we have John “Shamnesty” McLame suddenly discovering his “nativist” roots which, we’re sure, has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that his sinecure seat is up for a vote and JD Hayworth is snapping rather forcefully at his heels. Remember: This is the same McLame who called everybody even suggesting that maybe people breaking our laws should be prosecuted according to same anything from “racists” to “prospective Klansmen” back in ’07.
And now he’s sounding like he, if given half a chance, would grab a copy of Hitler’s Nuremberg Laws, have them translated into English and substitute every mention of the word “Jew” with “Illegal Alien.” Which will, predictably, last right up until after the Arizona primaries at which point he and Lindsay
Lohan Graham will be back in bed together.
But we digress. Still, you have to admit: It’s great entertainment.
Back to the “horrible” Arizona bill: We still haven’t quite figured out what’s so damn horrible about it. All it says is for law enforcement to check if individuals are actually legally allowed to be here which, if you ask us, is right in the same category as gas station attendants checking the driver’s licenses of people buying booze and/or cigarettes. And somehow the ACLU never seem to get all up in arms about those “unconstitutional” checks.
And don’t give us the “it’s going to lead to racially discriminatory profiling” nonsense either. People looking younger than their age are routinely being “discriminated” against and “profiled” whenever they try to check out a bottle of Jack Daniels at the local liquor store and nobody seems to be getting their legal briefs in a knot over that.
Personally, being an ancient fart, we find it rather flattering when we’re being carded, but that’s just us.
And that’s all that the Arizona bill amounts to: “Hey, show us your ID, please.” Oh how fucking onerous, Oh the HUMANITY!
Seriously: How many of you don’t have some sort of ID on you at all times identifying you as a legal resident? No, really. How many of you don’t have a driver’s license? Is it really going to kill you, make you feel as if you live in a racist fascist state if you have to pull that piece of plastic out of your wallet when asked to by law enforcement? If so, then we have to assume that you’ve been feeling like you’re Joooos in 1944 Germany ever since you first got pulled over in a routine stop, in which case we can only offer you the following advice:
GET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELVES!
As an amusing aside, we have to mention that the only ones calling ID check to catch illegal aliens “totalitarian” are the same brain dead liberals who, even as we speak, consider it perfectly “reasonable” that the government should be allowed to regulate how much salt you shake on your hamburgers and are more than willing to endorse government forcing you, on penalty of jail, to buy products you don’t even want.
And all of this over law enforcement being told that yes, Virginia, you can do your jobs and ask people for proof of residence without risking the end of your careers for being “racist.”
If WE had our way, we’d institute the same system we had in our native country: A simple piece of plastic with your name, date of birth and residency status, nothing more, on it that you wouldn’t be caught dead without. It took up exactly as much space as any one of the gazillion credit cards, special grocery store membership cards, you name it, that nobody seems to have a problem accumulating in their wallets. You’d never leave home without it any more than you’d leave home without your clothes on, and if anybody asked for it you’d simply show it and they’d go “thanks, have a nice day.”
But somehow, in the sick, syphilitic, histrionic minds of liberals that’s just the same as the Shoah.
It’s a good thing liberals never lose their sense of perspective, isn’t it?
Oh, and speaking of “discrimination” and “profiling”: When I first came to these fine shores, I had to get a work permit. I could stay, but if I wanted to get a job, I had to have that little piece of plastic. So I waited for the paperwork to go through while sitting on my butt feeling useless, in particular because I had several job offers that I couldn’t take (and they wouldn’t take me) because I didn’t have it. Fair enough. I didn’t complain. It was the LAW. And, even though I had to sit on my hands for months waiting on it, even though I’m as WASPily Caucasian as they get (and thus “privileged”, apparently), I STILL couldn’t get anywhere until I could, at long last, produce that magical, credit card sized piece of plastic. They bloody well kept asking for it and kept quoting that ancient, fascist, nativist construct called the “law.”
I suppose I should have scampered off to the ACLU and started whining about profiling and discrimination and violation of my Constitutional Rights, but somehow I don’t think I would’ve gotten anywhere. And if you think I’m kidding, here’s another thing: When I reached the point where I had to apply for resident status and somehow knew that I’d need some professional help, I went to one of those “charities” proclaiming far and wide their commitment to helping people file their papers, only to be told that since I wasn’t Hispanic, there wasn’t a damn thing they could or would do for me.
I suppose I should’ve filed charges of discrimination there too, except I knew damn well that, being a member of an “oppressor” class, nobody would give a good damn and, more importantly, I’m NOT a liberal wussie whining like a sore pussy when I can’t have what I want, right now, for free. So instead I went and spent money I didn’t have on getting what others who had the right skin color got for free.
And it was money well spent. I got so much more in return, I got to be a citizen of the greatest nation on Earth and if I’d had to spend three times as much, it would’ve still been worth it, with interest. I will never, EVER complain about anything I had to go through to get here, because it was all worth it.
And now I have to listen to ingrate shitbirds whining about “crimes against humanity” because they’ll be expected to prove that they have a right to be here?
Fuck them. Fuck them with a leaky flame thrower. Fuck them with a sponge dipped in sulfuric acid. Fuck them with a rusty chainsaw, and fuck them with the passion and determination of somebody who hasn’t seen a pussy outside of his fevered, masturbatory dreams as a teenager.
If pulling a piece of plastic out of your wallet every once in a looooong while to prove that you have a right to be here is too horrible for you to contemplate, then you don’t fucking belong here. You don’t fucking belong ANYWHERE where human beings are assembled, because you’re the lowest kind of rat shit that ever disgraced this planet. If living in this country isn’t worth showing a piece of plastic to a law enforcement officer, then you don’t appreciate it enough to be allowed to clean our fucking sewers and, we might add, you’re always welcome to go right back to wherever the fuck it is that you came from. We ain’t stopping you.
If you want to share the joys AND the burdens of being here, then you’re more than welcome. But if you only want the gravy and expect us to clean your fucking dishes, then you can fuck the fuck right fucking off. We don’t need your kind. We already have more than enough of those parasites.
We call them liberals.