Thanks to Sir Christopher.
TALIBAN killers have blown themselves up laying booby-trap bombs, we can reveal.
Up to 20 are thought to have died planting Improvised Explosive Devices.
They were racing to plant the IEDs before the Allied offensive Operation Moshtarak. The triggers on the IEDs have become so sensitive the terrorists are accidentally detonating them as they hide them.
Last night a highly-placed source said: “The Taliban know only too well how effective the IED has proved to be.
“It is designed to take out our lads at even the slightest touch
…and they certainly seem to live up to specs, exploding at the touch of the terrorist pisslamists trying to set them up.
“Ahmed, Mahmoud set us up the BOMB!”
“Abdel, what does the ‘serve shaken, not stirred’ on this bottle of infidel nitroglycerin mean?”
The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Explosive humor, to be sure. Their IED-making skills just blew them away. Today’s forecast: Smoky, with a chance of Talib body parts.
Somebody stop us, please…