Taliban Epic FAIL
Thanks to Sir Christopher.
TALIBAN killers have blown themselves up laying booby-trap bombs, we can reveal.
Up to 20 are thought to have died planting Improvised Explosive Devices.
They were racing to plant the IEDs before the Allied offensive Operation Moshtarak. The triggers on the IEDs have become so sensitive the terrorists are accidentally detonating them as they hide them.
Last night a highly-placed source said: “The Taliban know only too well how effective the IED has proved to be.
“It is designed to take out our lads at even the slightest touch
…and they certainly seem to live up to specs, exploding at the touch of the terrorist pisslamists trying to set them up.
“Ahmed, Mahmoud set us up the BOMB!”
“Abdel, what does the ‘serve shaken, not stirred’ on this bottle of infidel nitroglycerin mean?”
The jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Explosive humor, to be sure. Their IED-making skills just blew them away. Today’s forecast: Smoky, with a chance of Talib body parts.
Somebody stop us, please…
Thatisall.
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Saving or creating twenty jobs in the Taliban org chart.
“Silence! I keel you!” Bahdum-BOOMP.
POP goes the weasel!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQa0HKZoACg
I wonder what increasing percentage of their electronics are being fed to them by hostile intel agencies…
@ Barth Dacron:
OMG, what a delightful thought!
Princess Natasha, Resident Token Anarchist said the following:
“Avi- don’t forget to wipe off the “Made In Israel” logos from those transistors!”
Barth Dacron said the following:
I knew it!! It’s Da Joooooos™!!!!! (G-d love ‘em!–and so do I…
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@ LC Draco:
, please. Do I get a quantity discount?. And some new AK-47s. These seem to have stopped working. 
“I’d like to order 360 virgin goats for my friends
Work all night on de bombas’
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Stackin’ de bombas till the morning come
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Come, Mr. Taliban, bury me big bombas
Daylight come and me wanna go home
Careful, Mr. Taliban, with those fuses
Daylight come and I wanna go home
Dig six holes, seven holes, eight holes, BOOM!
Daylight come and I’m blown to Hell
Day-o, Day-ay-o
Daylight come and I’m blown to Hell
@ Mike M:
Harry Belafonte hates your racist ass.
OT: Took a look over at Kayinsane’s…the stoooooopid and crayzeeeeeee is immense!
She rants like a spoiled teen aged drama queen.
Hahahaha! Suck shit, Taliban Turbaned Tumblefucks! Looks like they need to find more reliable detonators, or find better bomb makers.
And we already know Kayinsane is nuttier than squirrel shit. I’m waiting for when she does something absolutely idiotic that will convince her family/friends to have her institutionalized for her own good.
Har, har and freakin’ HAR!
HEY ACHMED!
Our smart bombs are getting smarter, how ya’ll doin’?”.
Never send a hamster to do a weasel’s job, unless you’ve got plenty of hamsters.
@ LC Gunsniper:
You are being far too generous with her mental age!
That’s because Gunsniper’s a nice guy, Rad!
That crazy bitch is just flat out nutcase insane. As for her descriptions…..that is what I woudl expect liberals to do. Like say in England where the evil legal tender was more important than the patients. Am estimated thousand of which died. Or those living in their own shit, drinking from flowerpots or soiling themselves. Or one I witnessed personally at Stanford, a first class facility. Seems a technician was afraid of working overtime, told not to. Soooo, rather than take the extra five minutes to finish drawing blood samples from my wife, on her dime, she left, as in walked off, half way through. The nurse was flaming pissed, filed a complaint. I would never have done that, kay, your neurotic bitch, and I’m a staunch conservative, an independent conservative. Has to do with that compassion you lib fuckers all talk about, unless of course, you have to pay for it.
So here’s one for you, kay, you sick, neurotic, hypocritical bitch! Who left? A union employee………..more concerned with money than her patients. And by the way, the eight blood draws my wife was getting? They had to do them all over again, from the beginning. My wife just loves liberals…..I’ve noticed she shoots better at the range thinking about them. So do not be fooled…the libs are the ones more worried about taking then giving. Unless, of course, someone else is doing the giving, then they are all for it.
As for what you think of me?
Kiss my rosey red ass!
Radical Redneck said the following:
I try to avoid the ad hominem argument even if she is a stupid, dumb ass bitch. I mean, I don’t know her personally, so I can only base my opinion on public posts and comments.
To Kayinsane -> Look you stupid bitch….I was MEDEVAC’d to the hospital at 0430 on 31 Jan due to a gall bladder removal infection (bile duct was nicked and I had bile spilling into my abdomen. See septic infection and what killed Murtha, almost the same thing.) Now if you can read a fucking calendar, 31 Jan was a SUNDAY!!! So 0430 on a Sunday, I was in the ER, and admitted and IMMEDIATELY on pain killers and antibiotics. I stayed until 05 Feb and had NO doors locked or doctors on break. Matter of fact, I couldn’t wait to get home to get some sleep because ->>>ever 2 hours vitals were taken, every 3 hours I had pain killers in my IV, and every 4 hours I got anti-vomiting medication…now if you do the math..I GOT NO SLEEP!!! (‘cept as a Ranger I cat napped /wink)
Draco, Kayinsane is a typical “progressive liberal.” So, you may as well stop presenting the puta loco with facts, she has her mind made up. The fact that what she describes happens frequently in the British NIH completely escapes her. She lives in an alternate universe where conservatives act like her beloved “liberals” do in our reality based universe. Stupid bitch needs medication in the worst way… or perhaps a head shot, not sure which. I know which would be more satisfying, though.
LC Ogrrre said the following:
You are right…I just tend to vent sometimes.
what Draco said……hope you’re feeling better sir…..
I’ll weigh in here too…..I went in for a blood test in late January, was referred to a urologist in early February, had an ultrasound and biopsy two weeks ago, diagnosed with cancer last week, and got the surgery scheduled today. Surgery will be on march 30th…..
so I went from initial checkup in January to surgery in March. That’s two months…..
Kayinsane is a liberal.
Liberals call those who don’t share their ideology racists, bigots, homophobes, haters, greedy, callous, power-mad…
Projection ain’t just a river in Egypt, baby.
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what Draco said……hope you’re feeling better sir…..
I’ll weigh in here too…..I went in for a blood test in late January, was referred to a urologist in early February, had an ultrasound and biopsy two weeks ago, was diagnosed with cancer last week, and got the surgery scheduled today. Surgery will be on march 30th…..
so, do the math, I went from initial checkup in January to scheduled surgery in March. That’s two months…..TWO MONTHS. My insurance will cover almost all of it, I am not a rich man and I have a pretty normal health plan offered by my employer……yes Kayinsane, I’m one of those eeeevil reich wingers who work for a living, and get my insurance through them….not some goddamned bureaucratic agency like my friend and rellow teacher who is also suffering with prostate cancer (worse than mine) and is covered by state L & I….he has been three months just straightening out the paperwork and has yet to be treated.
so I say to kayinsane….piss all over you, you goddamned socialist rot brained good for nothing piece of shit….I want no part of yours or that shit-hook obama’s health care plan. Piss on all of you……
woot…..I needed that rant, good for stress relief.
er management….I screwed up and posted twice by accident….
can you delete post #21 pleeeez?
So was reading it, Jaybear…made me smile
Barth Dacron said the following:
Bingo. That is one of the top 3 tenets of the liberal faith … accuse the other side of doing exactly what you do. Abnormal psychology 201.
Funny thing is, it seems to be rampant throughout society. Well … maybe just my ex.
Radical Redneck,
Read the first comment. Idiot gets into a brawl, then waits a WEEK before going to the local NON-PROFIT hospital for treatment. You know, the county hospital supported by taxpayers…aka ‘socialized medicine.’
And Kayinsane is just lapping it up!
I just do not understand liberals. He then claims he had 50k worth of travel insurance and praises the UK’s system to the skies, but doesn’t think that maybe, he delayed the first time so he shouldn’t the second?
What.a.maroon. Doesn’t even mention if he HAS insurance the first go round. I wonder if anyone will spot that bit of idiocy.
Oh, and he doesn’t stop to think, after his monstrously long wait that being in the county ER means there are others ahead of him with far more serious injuries. Last I checked, a triage was life, sight and limb. He was nowhere close to losing his little finger except through his own idiocy.
My last trip to the ER was about two months ago in just about the worst pain I’ve ever endured. Even my motorcycle duel with a Cadillac didn’t hurt this much.
I hobbled in around 8 AM on a Sunday, I was the only patient there. I was poked prodded, fixed and out of there in less than two hours.
Of course I live in a lily white enclave of the L.A. area…unless you want to count the 30% Korean and 23% Armenian population that now infest (as a conservative, that’s what I’m suppose to feel about my ethnic neighbors, right
) my little valley of heaven. We’ll just ignore the fact that we’re all middle to upper-middle class working people living here that just try to support our family and get by.
KayInsane and her minions can suc….NO, makes me queezy just with the mental picture
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How did we go from Talibani’s blowing themselves up to health care.
I did enjoy the flick. I’m hoping they use it as a training video so that they are sure to have five guys standing around every one they plant.
SoCalOilMan, LC said the following:
I’m gonna download it and put a soundtrack on it…..
a sweet little ditty by Pat Travers comes to mind:
Boom Boom…..Out go the lights!!!!
i understand that a new wave of Female Suicide Bombers will be armed IUDs
BOOM!
“Hey, where’s Achmed?”
“I theenk hee’s that peenk meest”
Does OSHA know about this? Did they have employer-supplied AD&D insurance?
Quick! We need a safety slogan contest!
Don’t bet on a bad det!
No frets with stable dets.
Fools and their semtex are soon departed.
Don’t make free with TNT.
Hehehehehe, there’s mine, let’s see what the rest of the Pups can dream up!
They don’t call them Splodeydopes for nothing you know
LC PrimEviL says:
Be careful when you wire an IED
Or you might end up an ex-jihadi!
A miss, a fail, a vapor trail!
If you don’t think it will happen to you, find the person who had it happen to them…if you can
Ten fingers
Ten toes
Arms and legs
And a big Arab nose
Liver and kidneys
Lungs and spine
Won’t be reunited
If you botch that mine
Sir Fresh Sign said the following:
ya friggin’ sexist bastige
LC PrimEviL said the following:
2 … 4 … 6 … 8 … who do we apprecKABOOM
LC Gunsniper said the following:
Funny thing is, the bitch is a post-menopausal, grossly obese wreck of a “female”. “Teen” or “queen” are terms that I doubt ever applied to that mutant creature. She supposedly has a “son”. If it is so, I bet she collected a semen sample from a peep-show floor to impregnate herself. No male, human or animal, no matter how desperate, would fuck that thing.
Sir Fresh Sign said the following:
I wonder what Splodey-hos think they’ll get in “paradise”? A dude with a dick you can see without a microscope?
LC Ogrrre said the following:
Yep 115 grains or more of Plumbum intercranialy. Yes it’s a real word look it up.
@ VonZorch Imperial Researcher:
I think it’s spelled plumbium, and it’s Latin for ‘lead’. Hence the chemical symbol ‘Pb’ for lead.