Speaking of Darwin…

Apparently nobody warned the cab drivers in Darwin, Australia to avoid trying to pick up a fare when Rosie O’Donuts is in town and she’s in heat without her trusty Harley Dildoson™ B.O.B.

A woman jumped into a cab in Darwin, Australia, suggested to the driver that they have sex and when he declined, started kicking the car and then threw a bottle though the rear window, the Northern Territory News reported.

The paper quoted the cabdriver, who asked to be identified only as Dean, as saying, “If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.

Yup. That’s the Thunderthighosaurus rex, alright.

F.E.T.E.

Hat tip to LC EFA for the hilarity.

27 comments

  1. 1
    LC EFA bloviates:

    Darwin. Summer. Alcohol. ‘Nuff Said.

  2. 2
    LC PrimEviL bloviates:

    OMFG, the last line of the news story says it all. . . .

    The woman was charged with having an offensive weapon . . .

    . . . and I’m not touching that line with a ten-foot pole. :em01:
    :em01:

  3. 3
    Sir Fresh Sign bloviates:

    is she related to the gal in, where was it, Tennessee who made similar demands, as depicted in a thread a few months ago?

  4. 4

    Response to Sir Fresh Sign @:
    “Eat my pussy or I’ll slit yer fucking throat” gal. And I use the term “gal” in the most generic sense.

    She posted bail and went on a walk-about. :em93:

  5. 5
    LC HJ Caveman82952 bloviates:

    Damn….these gals, and I use the term verry loosely, would scare the shit outtta me! Like I’d be perched on a mountaintop in say….Tibet?

  6. 6
    LC Scott bloviates:

    Maybe she should hook up with a local member of the government.
    They’ve been know to f#@% anything. :em98:

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    Sir Fresh Sign bloviates:

    Response to LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @:

    “She posted bail and went on a walk-about.”

    I guess that’s better than having her on a “ride-along”

  8. 8

    Nahh if it were Rosie she’d be wanting a woman with a turbo-tongue ..

    Imagine if you will, Rosie O’Donnell and (pick your favorite Dem female politician) in a lesbian lickfest …

    Let the shopjobs begin!

  9. 9
    Madam President bloviates:

    Jesus Christ. :em38:

  10. 10

    Response to Madam President @:

    Yes I just HAD to make the challenge …. when youre 45 and on your 3rd marriage you want to make sure the pain is shared by everyone :em95:

  11. 11

    LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist said the following:

    Yes I just HAD to make the challenge

    You are one sick bastard…you know that right?

    :em01:

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    LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist said the following:

    Response to Madam President @:
    Yes I just HAD to make the challenge …. when youre 45 and on your 3rd marriage you want to make sure the pain is shared by everyone

    Bastard. :em38:

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    americanexpat bloviates:

    Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:
    Definition of “Bachelor”: a man who never made the same mistake once. (That would be me). So no, I don’t share your pain on this one, I’m glad to say. :em99: Of course, any forthcoming Shop job by BC might be very painful. It usually is.

  15. 15

    I haven’t had time to put together a new ShopJob™ for Sir Chris’ mental mauling, but imagine Rosie O’Donuts goin’ growlin’ deep inside the mealworm-ridden meatflaps of our former First Fossil of Journaljism™?

  16. 16
    0352crumb crunch bloviates:

    Damnit BC!!! :em38:

  17. 17

    I hope I don’t encounter the same reaction when I invite the pilot of my flight to join the Mile-High Club with me. Then again, I am not exactly ugly… :em93:

  18. 18
    0352crumb crunch bloviates:

    To get the taste of vomit out of my mental mouth, and to lengthen this thread so I can no longer see the above image, here is a Christmas post from my favorite web comic. Its a little late, but it’s good to keep the spirit of giving alive.

    (Fixed it for ya’— B.C.)

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    *excuse me while I go poke out my mind’s eye* :em98: :em41: :em38:

  21. 21
    DJ Allyn, ITW bloviates:

    Response to Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ 20:

    You looked, didn’t you? NEVER LOOK.

  22. 22

    Response to Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @:
    I have some rusty scissors I keep just for that. They are properly sanitized and ready for use. Would you like yo borrow them?

  23. 23
    Cheryl bloviates:

    And here I am, after stumbling around in two feet of snow in NYC and listening to “Mayor” Nanny Bloom-turd whine about how it’s everyone else’s fault the streets aren’t gettin’ plowed, and lookin’ for some light, frothy (bad choice of words I know) holiday cheer at the Rottie and I encounter one of BC’s especials of the day. :em38: My eyes :em98: my poor snow blind eyes. :em41:

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    Cheryl bloviates:

    Well, it was definitely “Frothy” :em38:

    The resemblance between “Fat Mum” and “Creosote” is amazing. They could be twinsies.

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    Library Czar bloviates:

    Well she is certainly not “Waffer thin”

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