Hellooooo Darwin!
No, the idiot in the video didn’t win the Darwin Award, but it wasn’t for lack of trying.
Feel free to mock and ridicule the jackass playing in traffic with predictable results, but I trust you to steer clear of Neanderthal Racism in your comments. I’ve seen white boys do shit that was equally and even more stupid than this.
Stupidity, like everything else, knows no colors, creeds or genders. It is here for us to laugh at and nothing more.
Thatisall.
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Fate-cleansing the gene pool one idiot at a time.
Although, this looks so deliberate and contrived, was this guy looking for a lawsuit?
This is a moment where my mom would have asked, “Well? What did you think was going to happen when you did that?”
What I want to know, since I cannot view it due to it being deemed by youtube that you have to login to see it, what was so bad it was 18 and over rated?
Lizard, quick summary: The man in the video dances onto a street while being missed by several passing vehicles before getting hit by an ice cream truck.
In all honesty, I’m pretty sure that this was fake. The cameraman didn’t sound the least bit concerned and no one was pulling over.
Idiots suffering the logical consequences of their actions. Always funny.
The “followup” video made my head hurt just trying to figure out the point to his pathetic life.
NR Pax said the following:
Thanks Pax…….still wonder why it was deemed 18 years and over only…..I’ve seen worse on youtube.
So DJ’s link got me to the original. What a dumb ass, but I also found this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOw86SAsYE&feature=related
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
“Yanowhaimsayin?”
NO I FUCKING DON’T!!! SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH YOU NO GOOD, ILLITERATE, STREET THUG, HOOD RAT, PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I didn’t know what you were saying the first time you spewed the barely coherent question, and I still didn’t know what the fuggity fucking fuck you were saying the TENTH FUCKING TIME YOU ASKED!!!
Why couldn’t you have “danced” in front of a fucking train. Or an Abrams.
And stop flashing your IQ at me like I’m supposed to be impressed that you have arthritis and your fingers bend like a grotesque abomination of nature. I’m not impressed.
Lizard, G.L.O.R. said the following:
To keep the yung uns IQ’s intact.
Product of pubic edumakayshun.
And yes I DO know how to spell “public”
I’m seriously concerned……
I hope the truck is OK.
Possessing about 3% Neanderthal DNA myself here (according to the most recent scientific reports) I am offended by the reference that racist comments are neanderthal. It is a well known fact now that neanderthals obviously banged humans back in the day thus proving they are not racist ….
As I always say, whether they be fighting or trading, there is ALWAYS fucking going on.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice Creeeeeeaa…BAM!
Response to Shaitana @$14:
Oh, well. Guess those things can happen in the nicest of families. Since
they were also cannibalistic, I wonder who’s coming for dinner?
Indeed, Sire.
And, unlike Genius, Stupidity knows no limits.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. said the following: