Citizen Tells TSA Brownshirts to Leave his Junk Alone, is Threatened with Fine and Lawsuit
Those “pooooooor underpaid” TSA (Transportation SturmAbteilung?) must be getting really desperate for some simian-to-human physical contact (h/t the Imperial Library Czar).
That’s what happens, ladies and gentlemen, when you let the apes roam free outside of their cages.
Much to the dismay, we’re sure, of the gummint monkeys, the good citizen had the foresight to leave his cell phone on while they were busy behaving like a bunch of drunken brownshirts fresh from the Bierstube. (Follow this link to watch a 3-year-old being assaulted by a TSA brownshirt because, well… Er… We all know that Caucasian 3-year-olds in the company of their mom and dad are behind the recent epidemic of airplanes blowing up mid-flight or something).
When he refused a digital strip search and the apes, annoyed by his failure to submit, insisted that he get a “groin check”, he uttered the following words that are bound to become immortal:
“You touch my junk and I’m going to have you arrested.”
You put that on a T-shirt, citizen Tyner, and we promise you you’re going to make a killing.
Why Tyner was targeted for a secondary pat down is unknown.
No it isn’t, not if you’ve ever had a run-in with a uniformed Neanderthal low on intelligence and high on that lovely feeling of superiority that individuals with no worth whatsoever get from putting on a uniform. You can always tell the difference between a man and a puling little snot-nosed prick by the fact that if you give a man a uniform, he’s still the same man. If you ever make the mistake of giving one to a puling little snot-nosed prick, on the other hand, he instantly thinks he’s become the Lord of All Creation and act like, well, see “Germany, ca. 1933-1945.” In other words, the “dangerous, white, 6’1″ terrorist” Tyner dared say “no” to somebody who probably jacks off in front of the mirror every time he puts his uniform on in the morning.
Once he threatened to have the TSA agent arrested though, events turned surreal.
A supervisor is heard re-explaining the groin check process to Tyner then adding “If you’re not comfortable with that, we can escort you back out and you don’t have to fly today.”
Tyner responded “OK, I don’t understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my flying.”
“This is not considered a sexual assault,” replied the supervisor, calmly.
“It would be if you were not the government,” said Tyner.
Right again. Or, if you disagree, try groping somebody’s crotch against their will and tell us how that worked out for you.
“By buying your ticket you gave up a lot of rights,” countered the TSA supervisor.
Such as the right to not submit to sexual assault. One of these days, the airlines are going to realize what a fucking PR boom those Neanderthals are for their businesses.
But the TSA weren’t done yet:
Before he could leave, however, he was again surrounded by TSA employees who told him he couldn’t leave the security area. One, who kept insisting he was trying to help Tyner, told him that if he left he would be subject to a civil suit and a $10,000 fine.
Illegal threats, blackmail. Aren’t you glad that we “professionalized” airport security?
The same man who told Tyner he would be sued and fined if he left, also insisted that he did not tell him he couldn’t leave.
Add lying to the list. Unless, of course, somebody will explain to us how threatening somebody with a $10,000 fine and a lawsuit if they leave isn’t the same as telling them that they can’t leave. Of course, the brownshirt in question had no idea that Tyner was recording the whole thing. Bully for him.
Finally, Tyner had the following thing to say:
Tyner points out that every terrorist act on an airplane has been halted by passengers. “It’s time to stop treating passengers like criminals and start treating them as assets,” he said.
Exactly. You might want to expound a bit on that statement by noting that every single one of those terrorists halted by passengers on airplanes got ON the airplanes in the first place in SPITE of those knuckle-dragging, drooling, incompetent sucklers of the gummint teat TSA pricks.
What is it you do in the private sector with individuals and/or agencies that fail to deliver?
That’s right. Time to do the same here, and if anybody in DC is against that notion, then we suggest we terminate them too. You may interpret “terminate” in any way you see fit.
Thatisall.
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12 Comments »
I should have included that it was not me who found the article it was a tip from Terrapod.
Misha, not for the first time, I’m wondering if these people are just trying to see how far we can be pushed before actual violence happens.
I went through that scanner in San Diego in September.
I won’t do it again.
Ever.
-Jim+
May I ask why you will not go through the scanner again? Modesty, maybe?Response to FrJim, Imperial Chaplain @:
Grossly unfair–to Neanderthals.
Give that man a gold star
It’s disheartening to hear some libtard sheep whine, “I’ll do whatever I’m told if it keeps me safe. Even if one of our fine TSA professionals demands to shove a flashlight up to where it meets with last night’s dinner, I know it’s for a good reason. It’s none of my business to ask why.”
I have to laugh at the same half-wit drones who claim health care and owning your own home are “rights” and they whine, “You don’t have a right to fly.” Er, if you’ve purchased a ticket, you have the right to fly. You’ve entered into a contract with a vendor.
I haven’t flown in six years and don’t plan on doing so again until this increasing abuse of customers stops and the TSA starts profiling muzzies
Yeah, right!
Personally, I’d like to take the planes and shove them sideways up Janet Incompetano’s cavernous and fetid nether regions!
‘The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”
And, what did Mr. Tyner do that gave TSA probable cause to grope him? Just because he purchased a ticket to be a passenger in an airplane doesn’t mean that the 4th does not apply to him, any more than living in a rented house means that the 4th does not apply because it isn’t your house. Was Mr. Tyner acting nervous? Was he screaming Allahu Akhbar? If not, it was an unreasonable search that he refused to permit. In other words, ACLU and TSA, profile. If works in Israel, and they have never had one of their planed hijacked since they started profiling.
I sure do hope posting this picture works. If not, here’s the link to it.
TSA goons need to be stopped now. The problem with stopping flying is that airlines will start losing money and appeal to Obunghole and crew for a bailout.
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain said the following:
Jim, were you in uniform or civvies?
Response to LC Ogrrre @:
Speaking of the ACLU … where are the condemnations and lawsuits? After all, this is a clear violation of the Fourth Amendment. If the guy had been a mooselimb or wetback you can bet there would be.
Response to LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @:
Does that matter? If he was in uniform that would make him a “particularly dangerous potential terrorist”, and in civvies, a designated man of God, which might be even more suspect.
Remember the unionized TSA was the brainchild of Tom Dashhole, but was quickly endorsed and adopted by GWB. Don’t forget the scandal that too many foreigners, including illegal aliens were being hired. Some years ago, while transiting through New York-Kennedy, I distinctly remember seeing one of them who appeared to be of Pockeystahni origin. Guess it takes one to know one.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. said the following:
No, it doesn’t matter. I was just curious. In his uniform, he’s still a chaplain, and the chaplain insignia is awfully obvious and visible. Not only a Soldier, but a chaplain. If they tried to grope him that (at least to me) makes it even more odious. Kind of like that one photo of the TSA goonette groping the nun.