Apparently Ted Rrrrrrrralph wants one, and an armed one at that.
I want to kick people in the ass. To get them thinking. To get you thinking. I want you to understand the situation—your situation. I want you to see that revolt is a good idea, and that it has never been more necessary.
Oh L-rd NO! An army of Rrrrrrrralphs, marching zombie-like towards the barrels of our rapidly overheating automatic weapons.
In case you don’t even remember who that pansy-arsed, failed hack of a “cartoonist” is, and you certainly have no convincing reason to remember his insignificant little self, and to further explain why we find his little tantrum so hilariously, rip-roaringly funny, here’s a picture of widdle Rrrrrrralphie-baby, Feared Revolutionary™:
Bwing it, little Teddy, your epic arse-kicking will be televised!
*SNORT!*, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!, *GASP*, BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Too… Fucking… Funny…