You Say You Want a Revolution?
Apparently Ted Rrrrrrrralph wants one, and an armed one at that.
I want to kick people in the ass. To get them thinking. To get you thinking. I want you to understand the situation—your situation. I want you to see that revolt is a good idea, and that it has never been more necessary.
Oh L-rd NO! An army of Rrrrrrrralphs, marching zombie-like towards the barrels of our rapidly overheating automatic weapons.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
In case you don’t even remember who that pansy-arsed, failed hack of a “cartoonist” is, and you certainly have no convincing reason to remember his insignificant little self, and to further explain why we find his little tantrum so hilariously, rip-roaringly funny, here’s a picture of widdle Rrrrrrralphie-baby, Feared Revolutionary™:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bwing it, little Teddy, your epic arse-kicking will be televised!
*SNORT!*, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!, *GASP*, BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Too… Fucking… Funny…
Thatisall.
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What would be more fun? 30.06 from afar or a deer slug up close? your choice Ted
It’s always SO amusing when ninnies like this scream “Armed Rebellion!!” The always forget what part of American Society has most of the guns.
Here’s a hint Teddy, it isn’t yours.
Umm Ted…….. Call not the Gods to war, for they may answer.
Against all enemies, foreign or domestic.
They’ve declared who they are.
Verum Serum has the better run-down on this one.
For instance, it includes these other part of the excerpt:
(watch this carefully)
and then – this:
Pay close attention, folks – that’s YOU he’s talking about… on on the air on MSNBC.
Wait, wait, wait…. I think I somehow got one or two things mixed up here.
This guy obviously is a socialist. At the very least he seems to belong to the political Left in America.
I know I am generalizing a bit here, but isn’t the American Left a strong follower of gun control with a view of disarming the populace ?
Isn’t it safe to say that members of the Left would be less likely to own guns, be trained in their use and willing to use them not only for political but also for personal and ideological reasons ?
Isn’t the enemy Mr. Rall has chosen, i.e. the American Right, relatively prone to own said guns ? Also, aren’t members of the right more likely to have served in the police or military, or to have acquired advanced training with firearms through other channels ?
I mean, call me a stupid European here, but it looks like Ted is either extremely hyperbolic or plain crazy. This is like some spoiled schoolyard bully picking a fight with the local drug dealers. It might look heroic to your pals, but you sure will get your butt kicked.
Anyway, should he indeed do turn feral, it won’t be anything that a .308 won’t fix…
Nuts !
I know it won’t happen, because the Institutional Republicans would have the vapors at the concept of holding the Left responsible for their words and deeds; but consider.
Ted [spit] Rall is beloved of Daily Kos [spit] and the Kos Tards [spit, again]. Markos Molitsas, head Kos Tard, is himself officially beloved of the Democratic Party; having been an honored guest at a Democratic National Convention, sitting next to Jimmy Carter.
Since it is the norm for the Left to attribute every stray, out of context, saying made by anyone to the Right of Trotsky to everyone else to the Right of Trotsky; this is a prolonged rant that can be taken advantage of.
He wants war, let it start with a little saber-rattling. NO, not a threat to reduce his carbon footprint permanently, as satisfying as it may be to some. Simply use their tactics back against them. Let us have someone [not in the first rank of Patriots, but rather somewhat lower; but with enough stature to guarantee media attention whether the media wants to or not] go out of their way to demand that since Daily Kos and Moulitsas are the ones to give him a forum; that they, AND the individuals in the leadership of the Democratic Party specifically renounce Rall’s call for civil war and violence; or be assumed to share them. They won’t, because they are to indoctrinated not to ever admit fault, and to be honest; they dream wet dreams of the Winter Palace and the GULAG.
Be loud about it. Put them on the defensive. Alinsky the shit out of them. It will not help the Democrat brand in the legislative battles to come. And there may be the happy side effect that Rall will become persona non grata, and maybe unemployed.
And yes, before the usual suspects jump in to chastise me for wanting to see someone lose their job; 1) it is the norm of the Left to want to ruin the financial and personal lives of anyone who says anything to offend any interest group on the Left. Screw them. What ye so, shall ye reap. The last two years activities of the Left have pretty much destroyed the attitude that we just have to bend over and take it. 2) If that someone who I consider to be one of TWANLOC, whose job and desire is to destroy the Nation and Constitution that I and others have sworn an Oath to is to lose their job as a result of us fighting back… I’ll quote our new County Clerk when I told her that at our last TEA Party before the election, my speech had scared the hell out of her Democrat opponent. She said, “I’m good with that!”.
Seeing Ted Rall on a street corner holding a cardboard sign reading, “Will lie, slander, and try to destroy the country for food” would make me Kvell with joy.
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
I heard about this on another blog and I thought “The Emperor’s prayers have been answered.”
Bit of advice for Mr Rall:
Stinky armpits are no match for loaded guns.
Time to load the Super Soaker with pee.
Mr Rall,
As you most likely are unsure of which end of a firearm to point towards the other guy, here’s the best offer you’re going to get all day:
You and me, winner take all, hand to hand, to the death. I win, all your “progressive” buddies go to North Korea where they belong. You win, and all the conservatives will move to New Zealand.
I’ll go out on a limb, and say this in advance: NO BALLS!
Mr. Rall is obviously a diseased individual. I now what he needs. An amateur orchidectomy, and a field-expedient exploratory laparotomy. It might not cure him, but it would be prophylactic for his fwends. I’m sure the Rott could find any number of volunteer hobby-surgeons.
Be careful what you wish for, Ted. You just might get it. Except there’s almost no chance of it turning out the way you want. But “revolution” (yeah, right) aside, what Subotai recommends is probably the best way to deal long-term with meatwhistles like Ted Rall. Call them out, every time. Use the Left’s tactics against them. Make them own Ted Rall and his spew. Ensure there’s a cost for embracing socialist nutjobs like him. Do it often enough and in enough public fora, and people like Rall become a liability, not an asset. Make ‘em pay.
My fists. And my steel-toed boots. At point-blank range, while he’s on his swishy, skanky ass desperately – and futilely – trying to defend himself.
Because I want it to take a long time. And I want to enjoy every. Fucking. Minute of it.
Hmmmmm…..so based on his own groups belief what he did was hate speech and inciting violence. Should he not be in jail???
*yawn* . . . I am totally underwhelmed by this pretentious puling pissant. If said pissiant wants to face me at 200yds in an off-hand rifle duel, then bring it, shitstain. I wasn’t raised
in the company of rifleman for nothing.
T’ed who?
It seems that eveyone wants to talk about a ‘revolution’ these days. How easy is it to sit on one’s pasty ass behind a computer monitor and say, “there outta…”
Nobody is going to bust a grape, T’ed. Go back to your Call of Duty game.
LC Spare Parts said the following:
OMG!!!!! That is some funny shit there!!
americanexpat said the following:
My first thought exactly. And last time I checked, some of us are more ‘experienced’ in combat that others! Just saying, is all….
Oh puhleeze …. I only have one eye left and even I could take that sorry bastard down.
Teddy ….. theres a song by Five for Fighting … remember these lyrics …
“Be careful what you wish for …. History starts NOW”
Bring it Teddie boy … In public at the Huntington Beach Pier. Or, any other public setting. 1V1.
By the way, did anyone else catch that newsvid of that missile launch off of Los Angeles last night? Talk about incompetence … and arrogance .. Our Government says it wasnt one of our missiles, it wasnt a foreign country, no threat to the US … and theyre atcually reying to say this was a jet aircraft contrail.
Scroll down to the video – does that look like a jet aircraft contrail to you, especially with it following a ballistic arc and visible flames coming out the back?
(Wakes up screamin’ n’ flailing) GERBILS! DON’ LET ‘EM GET ME!!
Obviously a individual that has never experienced “conflict” first hand. He knows not, that which what he asks. He certainly hasn’t done his “due diligence” regarding the prospective combatants. Lets pray this assholes wishes don’t come true. I fear if there were to be a revolution (or anything that resembled a uprising), for awhile we would resemble the very thing(s) we despise and ALOT of people would end up dead. It’d make the French Revolution look like a 5 yr olds birthday party.
As bad as we behave towards each other (from a societal perspective) any “civil strife” would immediately be compromised by “agenda” killings (payback for bad behavior). Parked in my parking space? I’ll kill ya. Played your music too loud. I gotta kill ya! Slept with my wife? U get to keep her! The “gangs” would automatically start their cleansing process and shit would deteriorate from there.
‘Wonder if some smartass set off a stray scud.
‘Looks about that size of a trail.
This is all ya really need.
A Gerbil launcher,, here gerbilgerbilgerbils..
how about a 12 gauge shotgun?
Bwahahahaha!! Teddy-poo is soooo angwy! What a hysterical bitch. He even looks like a bitch.
The only thing this pasty limp-wristed fuck rebelled against was the time his Momma tried to change his shitty diaper– when he was 11. Oh, and that other time when he was ordered by the principal to go home and take a shower because he was attracting flies. I wish all these little whiny fucks would stop posturing and BROUGHT IT THE FUCK ON. Come on, pansies! Give me your revolution. So I can laugh as I piss in your eye-sockets after I rip your eyeballs out and feed them to stray dogs. 
Ah, yes, Emily. The venerable 12 ga. Preferably a pump action as the mere sound of racking one into the chamber makes GFWs swoon dead away. It is also reputed to be second to none (the sound) for making goblins consider career changes.
Put down the crack pipe and come down from there Ted, you couldn’t fight your way out of a wet paper bag, much less fight against the side who has all the guns. Just remember that I have an AR-15, among many other firearms, and, yes, I have practiced with them. I’d just want him to speak his mind at, say, an NRA meeting.
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist said the following:
That launch point is in the Navy’s Pacific Missile Test Range at Point Mugu.
Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:
Which leaves 2 possibilities
1. Either Ogabe’s crew did a missile test and didnt do the required notifications (NOTAM, media, foreign powers etc)
2. A foreign power got a sub into our own Pacific Missile Test Range and let one go.
Either one has potential consequences you dont want to contemplate.
The NOTAM system (and notifying other powers) is there to prevent not only things like mass hysteria, collisions between civilian air transportation and whatever it is you’re testing, but to also avoid incidents where China or Russia see a missile coming from the US – flying a ballistic arc – and assuming the worst.
As for the second possibility .. two words … Gunther Prien
Suits me fine if Teddy boy wants to start hostilities. His noggin would a decent pencil holder for my desk.
Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:
I submit respectfully that if it was the first scenario, this is a bona fide example of our own Govenment putting us at mortal risk to get hit in retaliation when all that was being done is a test – all because due to incompetence the normal notification procedures werent done.
And since Obama is the President …. and since as Dukakis once said ‘A fish rots from the head’ …
Oh wait, that doesnt apply to him now does it?
What makes Teddypoo seem even more ridiculous by demanding confrontation, is the fact that he has no intention of soiling his pasty white wanker muffs trying to fight anything other than a bad case of dandruff. He’s the little smart ass midget who picks a fight with someone bigger, then runs and hides behind Big Bubba and demands that he do his fighting for him.
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist said the following:
could have been a homemade rocket. some of the LDR people are shooting for 100,000 feet with solid fuel rockets. the flame and smoke trail looked about right.
Possible but doubtful … that contrail was seen from 35 miles off, as was the flames from the exhaust
In the spirit of this thread, I offer the following: Train Versus Tank.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMzeP_LnUM&feature=related
well Mr Diversity has no trouble generalizing all of the “far right wing” into one big stereotype.
All I can say is that one should be careful of what one wishes for.
plume looks and awful lot like an SLBM…
And on-topic:
Teddy, ya seem to forget that most of your lirbusocialist buddies can’t buy guns cause of that possession ticket they got 10 years aback….
Am I the only one who thinks that photo is of a serial killer?
Thinking about it some more, I think it would be more fun with a Horton ( or your prefered mfg) crossbow, Rage triple expandible broadheads, at 350 fps
I’m sure that someone will post this later today, but in the meantime……. Happy Birthday Marines!
Sorry, Orwn. No crossbows. Recurves and fingers forever!
Ted, you ignorant slut! There were three Birchers ever to serve in Congress, among whom was Larry McDonald of Georgia.
The John Birch Society warned that Castro was a Communist. The U.S. State Department said the Birchers were lying. Who was right? To be honest, many of the statements and positions of the John Birch Society were whacko, i.e., President Eisenhower was a Communist stooge, and that the Illuminati were behind everything that was wrong in the world.
Time after time, it has been shown that Right is right and Left is wrong about so many things.
In addition, Ted, you ignorant slut, the John Birch Society and the Aryan Nations are nothing alike. The Birchers’ membership includes protestants and Catholics, and does not, as far as I have been able to determine, preclude membership of any race. In words you can understand, Ted, the Birchers are not racists like the Aryan Brotherhood or the NAACP or the NBPP.
That should have read “Larry McDonald, Democrat from Georgia.”
As funny as this little twerp’s call to arms is, I am not laughing. Many revolutions have been started or led by pasty faced little bologna sniffers like him. (Think Che and Castro) As for arms, they can get them from any commie banana republic. And the ones that don’t have the guts to fight with guns will use bombs. The ones that don’t even have the guts to use bombs will get empty headed youth to do the fighting for them. Don’t Laugh. Get angry.
irish19 said the following:
True Irish…But I am old and have a shoulder that keeps me from pulling a regular bow…So crossbow fer me, and if deer can’t see me in the woods you think this assbag will?
As has been said before.. careful what you wish you may just get it.
If ‘Conservative Americans’ were truly the vindictive, nasty, ‘murderous’ kind, there would be no democrats or leftists,,,, or anything right of center.
The fact that a single Leftist exists is PROOF POSITIVE that “Conservatives” are MORE than “Open Minded”!!! and lenient…… for now…..
As a side note. I can’t believe that Metalica’s “Don’t Tread on Me” ISN’T the Anthem of the “Tea Party”!!!???!!??!?!!!??
Unless Metalica won’t authorize it. In which case I will stop listening to my favorite band.
Pengor said the following:
Sure they can get weapons and start something terrible.
But here’s their problem:
We (the 3% or so who will take up arms against domestic enemies) don’t give a flying fuck what the UN or the rest of the world thinks of us. When it comes time to answer the threat with overwhelming and decisive force, there’ll be no mercy– no “backing off” like we (the USA) have in every war since 1946. That bullshit is what ankle-grabbing leftists insist we do whenever we (the good guys) are winning. They can go ahead and insist all they want; we won’t hear it over the blood gurgling in their throats and the wind whistling through the bullet holes in their torsos. And after they stop squirming, we’ll stomp their rotten cock-sucking corpses into the mud until they are no longer visible then add a couple more steps and a gob of phlegm-heavy spittle just to make a point.
Princess Natasha, Resident Token Anarchist said the following:
Careful, N@. He looks like he might be into watersports…
Bring it Teddy-Boy.
Semper Fi
I am not saying we won’t win. I am just saying this is not funny.