Tribal Update

Don’t be surprised if these become a regular feature around here. We laughed, we cried, we almost shot a 249 on our re-qual:

http://nicedoggie.net/media/UNESCO-makes-a-mosque.flv

15 comments

  1. 1
    LC Old Dog bloviates:

    Latma is SNL back when SNL was funny and relevant! “We are carrying our own Knives!”

  2. 2
    Erbo bloviates:

    Great stuff. I LOL’d. If this becomes a regular feature, bet your ass I’ll keep tuning in.

    That song in the middle…nice shot right at Hussein al-Chicago’s (presumptive) family jewels. :em93:

  3. 3
    emily_nelson bloviates:

    Great stuff! I wish I knew enough Hebrew to understand it without the subtitles.

  4. 4
    Shaitana bloviates:

    That was nice :)

  5. 5
    DaToad bloviates:

    Loved it!

  6. 6
    irish19 bloviates:

    Great stuff! More, please.

  7. 7
    LC Alric bloviates:

    Hah! Great stuff! Sorta reminds me of Ahmed and Salim, hat tip to Jawa Report for alerting me to this…too funny!

    http://ahmedandsalim.com/

    Imagine a cross between Beavis and Butthead with South Park, starring Islamofascists. Hilarious!

  8. 8
    GamerFromJump bloviates:

    Interesting to see that Israel recognizes Osabama’s status as their enemy, even if a lot of Americans don’t.

    Also, the female anchor is hot! :em95:

    What are you gonna do? Blow up planes? Overturn cars? You don’t do that.

    All too true. We, as a civilization, are forgetting the 101-level fact that when a behavior gets results, it gets repeated. The behavior that’s getting encouraged is hair-trigger thuggery and lawfare, so it’s no surprise that that’s what we’re getting.

  9. 9
    Terrapod bloviates:

    All – if this does not put the fear of big gov in you, nothing will – pay attention to the middle of the article.

    ARMY OFFICIALS THINK THROUGH THE WHAT-IFS OF A ‘GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE’

    Inside the Army, November 5, 2010 (No link)

    Army officials met outside Washington last week for a thought experiment about the implications of a large-scale economic breakdown that would force the Army to absorb significant funding cuts and prepare the service for an increased role in keeping domestic order amid civil unrest.

    The three-day session was part of the Army’s Unified Quest 2011 wargame, an annual series of seminars aimed at putting service assumptions to the test and trying to gauge how the Army must change to remain relevant in future conflicts.

    Officials picked the scenario of a worldwide economic collapse because it was deemed a plausible course of events given the current global security environment. In such a future, the United States would be broke, causing a domino effect that would push economies across the globe into chaos.

    The Army would have to significantly alter its investment portfolio, focusing on light and inexpensive forces, according to Lt. Col. Mark Elfendahl, who led a group of experts examining the economic-collapse scenario. An increased focus on domestic activities might be a way of justifying whatever Army force structure the country can still afford, he said in a Nov. 4 briefing about his group’s conclusions at Booze Allen Hamilton’s conference facility in McLean, VA.

    To make due with defense funding, officials likely would have to further consolidate common functions, like logistics, training, medical services and information systems, officials said. Readiness standards for Army soldiers may have to be lowered to cut cost.

    A key outcome of a significantly lowered U.S. defense budget would be cuts of international relations efforts no longer deemed necessary. This would come amid a fragmentation of global power into blocs, into which Washington would have little insight.

    The only silver lining: The Army would have an influx of qualified recruits as the result of an unemployment rate between 25 percent and 30 percent. — Sebastian Sprenger

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    vorkosigan bloviates:

    Yes! please make this a regular feature, or tell us where to go to find more. Much of this deserves to go viral–especially the razor sharp satirical song in the middle of the piece—”Just sing a song, a song for peace— and your conscience should be clean..” Thanks, Sire

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    irish19 bloviates:

    Gamer,
    Yeah, she sure was.

  12. 12
    GamerFromJump bloviates:

    An increased focus on domestic activities might be a way of justifying whatever Army force structure the country can still afford,

    Well, yeah.

    As ample evidence has shown us, libtards get squirrely when you take their ill-gotten goodies away. Just ask France.

  13. 13
    emily_nelson bloviates:

    we should cut the entitlements and humanities spending. We should also close the Dept of Education & the Dept of Energy.

    Funding the Armed Forces should be our #1 priority!

  14. 14
    GamerFromJump bloviates:

    Particularly the Dept of Energy, since their mandate seems to be “keeping energy away from people”. If it weren’t we’d be seeing some German with nifty mini-nuke plants around here.

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    That was brilliant! Loved it. Now, off to the deregulation of free market enterprise. And get the Mossad in here to help us with our clean up of the domestic enemies.

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