Or His Imperial Majesty will not be merely “testy.”
If you live in a “sure Republican” area, you vote will serve to bolster the message that we really DO give a fucking damn and we are fucking PISSED OFF. Not to mention that the sheer numbers will be something to rub the Liberal Fascists’ noses in when they start babbling about their voter turnout in the future. I don’t want to hear ONE SINGLE SOLITARY “oh, we’re going to win anyway, so I’ll just deal with more important matters.” There ARE no “more important matters.”
If you live in a battleground area, it’s your job to make sure that the result is outside the Margin of Fraud. Because you know, as sure as you know that the sun rises in the east every morning, that the Liberal Fascists will contest it and, while the result is tied up in court, boxes and vans full of ballots mysteriously voting for Liberal Fascists will be turning up everywhere. Ask yourselves this: When was the last time a contested result ended up moving away from the NSDWP?
If you live in a Reptilian Brain “sure Liberal Fascist” area, your job is to make it less sure. Quite a few of those “sure wins” aren’t as “sure” as the “polls” would have you believe and, even if they are, you can still make them closer than they’ve ever been before, thus magnifying the message.
If you see shenanigans going on such as voting machines defaulting to NSDWP candidates or selecting the opposite candidates from what you asked them to, REPORT IT! Don’t just sit on your hands complaining to your friends about it, take it to the authorities. Sure, if you’re the only one doing so, nobody will give a rat’s arse, but the thing is that if everybody thinks that way, then nobody WILL give a rat’s arse. If a few thousand citizens report the same problem, on the other hand, it becomes too big to ignore.
As to voter intimidation shenanigans such as the Black Ku Klux Klan showing up or the Obama Union Brownshirts… If you are a CHL holder, bring your gun. Make sure that they know that you’re not voting for the NSDWP and let their reptilian brains take it from there to the point where they’re threatening to your life or limb.
Then, when they initiate violence, shoot them in the fucking face. Repeatedly. Until the threat is gone.
It may take your vote away while you’re dragged off for the inevitable Grand Jury No-Bill, but it’ll make sure that that polling place is safe for democracy for the rest of the day, which the rest of the good Americans in your district will be sure to appreciate. Take it from somebody who knows: The only thing fascist goons fear is strength, and they fear it greatly.
Does that sound “drastic?”
I don’t disagree. But it’s nothing near as drastic as the only option left to this once free people if we let them get away with murder one more time.
Remember: If the ballot box is no longer enough, then there will be only ONE box left to those of us who still believe in the right of a free people to remain free. Read the Declaration of Independence if you’re getting rusty on that subject, which I’m pretty sure that you’re not.
Nobody sane wants this to get to that point.
Nobody who means it when they say “with liberty and justice for all” will shirk from their duty if it does come to that.
Upon our sacred honor…
Now go out there and kick some bloody butt!