Missed Me?
Yeah, I didn’t think so. In any case I know I’ve been a little absent so to make amends I thought I would throw y’all a littlle fwench bashing courtesy of Delta Bravo Sierra.
Ya know, fwench bashing just ain’t as fun as it is used to be. They have Sarkozy, we have numbnuts. And they’re killing more pirates than we are. There’s something seriously wrong when the fwench *spit* have more national balls than we do.
(P.S. For those of you who have never read DBS, ya really should check him out. One of his characters, “Sgt. Lucky”, is a cannon cocker by trade and is presented as a rabbit. Get it; rabbit + artillery = gun bunny.)
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‘Kinda’ like waitin’ ’til Dad got home,,
The longer it took, the better the stuff he’d come home with.
When do ya suppose we’ll get us a foreign legion?
That’s a weapon of a whole different sort,, when they take casualties, the citizens take it better, as, none are “really fwench”.
‘Shouldn’t be hard to fill a buncha’ uniforms:
How far do ya have to walk in your ‘hood to find a foreigner with an urge to kill?
It’s truly a sad day when we have to look to the Fwench, for examples of leadership, military prowess, and just plain balls.
: Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:
Kepi Blancs drink free in my bar :
The French, like the Italians, have always been able to fight, the just haven’t really been motivated lately. They are getting motivated, finally- it just takes great pressure for them to decide that the time has come.
But when that time comes, they will fight, and fight to the death- just look at the Resistance and the Partisans. Of course, having the Legion helps, too.
Response to seagoon @:
Oh absolutely. I’ve said here many a time that the polois fight just as hard as any soldier out there, and have many times shown unbelievable courage against steep odds. The problem has always been with the leadership, especially at the national level. And I believe to an extent the citizenry as well. During the Franco Prussian war the mobs in Paris were too busy rioting and burning down the very capital that the soldiers were being slaughtered trying to defend, despite the incompetence of the national command.
If ever there was a nation not deserving of the sacrifice of it’s warriors, it’s fwance. Such a pity really, and I speak as an American whose ancestors fought with Napoleon and Lafayette. The joke in my family is that when my ancestors left fwance during the Bourbon Restoration they took the national testicles with them.
Crunchie of the alleged magnificent ass guoteth:
Not only that, they have Carla Brunei; we have First Sasquatch.
Okay…that should be quoteth.
Grammar Czar said the following:
Alleged you say? I will simply refer you to Aggie Sith or Mrs. M.
Or I could show you the photographic evidence. 
Oh this is gunna be fun!
I must say, from the photo I saw, BC liked it too.
Bourbon? That’s like Sam Adams, only different! I was weened on that crap!
I’ll see ya in about a week, Froggy!
Someone call my name?
gunbunny goes back to heating up fresh coffee in his canteen cup
You know that we’re living in BizarroWorld when the French are kicking more ass than the Germans. Angela Merkel has essentially neutered the German Army, and I shed a tear every time I see things swing in the pacifist direction.
I’m a regular DBS reader, and I get a kick out of all of the inside references, especially the EOD monkeys.
The fact that the Fwench had the national gonads to ban the burqa and tell the muzzies to go fuck themselves while Odumbo the Jugeared continues to lick the underside of Ahmadinnerjacket’s shriveled testicles should tell you everything!
Response to Grammar Czar @:
Did you see the article on Carla Bruni a couple of weeks ago, where the author of the unauthorized biography claims Carla felt threatened by the First Yeti, because she’s apparently the “only one in (Carla’s) eyes able to challenge her for the title of the world’s sexiest and most glamorous first lady’”
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????
How can anyone compare Carla Bruni to that Clydesdale in a housecoat?
No shit. That was the only disappointment of the Marine operation to retake the MV Magellan
Star. Not a single pirate casualty. Damn, but they all should have gone down resisting, and
then heaved over the side; the hagfish and conger eels need to eat too. Then their boat taken as booty, and auctioned off on Ebay for party money.
The operation played out as a perfect Law Enforcement response to a civilian hostage
situation here at home. If only our Cops has as much training and restraint.
Gunbunny said the following:
The pot I left on the truck manifold wasn’t hot enuff?
‘Just so y’know,,Landscapers drink free in my bar.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. said the following:
Fuckin’ A that man has a magnificient ass.
Whaaaat…???
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. said the following:
See, told ya so.
Response to LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @:
Oooooh….you bit!!!
I don’t remember the housecoat but I do remember the giant traffic cone.
Response to LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. @:
Hook and line and sinker darlin’. Ya know I can’t resist.
Response to Library Czar @:
I tried to post a picture, but I fucked something up, because I’m a computer retard.
Try this
Response to LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @:
I still haven’t seen said ass, and I’m getting impatient!
I’m a little late for this game, but, yeah, Delta Bravo Sierra every morning with the first cup of coffee.
What’s all this Ass talk?
Have I missed something? Again?
Response to LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @:
Aggie and Mrs. M have pics Nicki.
Response to LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @:20
i am beginning to think Mrs. Obama wardrobe advisor is a VRWC plant.
Thanks for the pointer towards DBS, Crunchie. I’ve made it most of the way through the archives, and it’s definitely a keeper.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. said the following:
Aggie? Mrs. M? Help a girl out here, will ya? I work with a bunch of economic analyst geeks. I NEED a hot ass to distract me from the nerditude!
Response to LC hilljohnny, possom poker @:
No shit, right? WTF is that outfit? It’s a fucking bathrobe – and one that’s so ugly, I wouldn’t let Hitler’s momma put that on!
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch said the following:
I tried looking but there are no archives available of the Rott. I will look through my pics, and see if I can upload one….or three
If you don’t hear from me for a few days, I got distracted….
Missed you, hell, Cheapshot hasn’t even finished filling the drum.
In case you ever wondered what a full-fledged, clusterfucked, 100% mental breakdown looks like, cover your eyes and click!
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. said the following:
Purrrrrrrrr…..
Response to LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @:
Forget him, I have a great ass, too.*wink* *wink*
I just don’t wear skin-tight jeans designed by Fags.
Response to LC PrimEviL @:
I think some measure of evidence is necessary here!
LC PrimEviL said the following:
Wrangler was a peter puffer?
LC PrimEviL said the following:
When I see the skin-tight stuff, ‘kinda figure they must’ve fit a bit better when they first bought’em, but,, as the seams begin to strain,, it appears the tide is comin’ in,, ifywim..
Grammar Czar said the following: