Religion of Piss Creates World’s Largest Copy of Western Ingenuity
A massive, world’s largest clock (h/t Imperial War Minister Frank J.):
Saudi Arabia is hoping that the debut of what is said to be the world’s largest clock in Islam’s holiest city of Mecca will help establish the city as an alternative time standard to the Greenwich meridian.
If you go check out the photos, you’ll see that this latest marvelous achievement in pisslamic science amounts to building a grotesquely oversized replica of Big Ben. Golf clap. Wooo. We hear that NASA, in accordance with Boy King Ogabe’s new mission for them, has already dispatched a delegation to congratulate the Shoddy Retardians and make them feel really proud and important.
Let’s not be too harsh, though. It has only taken them several centuries to finally make it to clock-making. Who knows? Can electricity and hot and cold running water be far behind? Just don’t anybody please mention to them that the first thing we did after discovering how to make the infernal contraptions was trying to come up with ways to make them smaller, not bigger. It would surely break their sensitive, pisslamic hearts and cause them to burn down a few embassies in between shooting nuns in the back.
Oh, and since they now have the world’s biggest clock, it seems to us that it’s in dire need of the world’s biggest cleaning. We ought to be able to take care of that.
The new four-faced clock,
Which is twice as many faces as the average muslim.
which looms over Mecca’s Grand Mosque and is perched atop what is expected to be the world’s second tallest building when completed, is to enter a three-month trial period this week — the first week of the holy month of Ramadan.
Would it be ungracious of us to wish that all of its four faces happen to fall down in the middle of prayer time? Probably. Do we give a shit? No.
The clock reflects a goal to replace the 126-year-old Universal Time standard, also known as Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), which is seen as “colonial” by some Muslims. “Putting Mecca time in the face of GMT — this is the goal,” Mohammed al-Arkubi, manager of one of the hotels in the complex, told The Telegraph.
“In the face of?” Ah, that old-time fabled muslim tolerance. Can’t be long until Boy King Ogabe decrees that Mecca Time is now… er… party time. Like it’s 1099. Oops. Bad date. In the name of tolerance, of course.
“Before, we heard and saw famous clocks in the West,” Ahmed Harleem, an Egyptian living in Mecca, told AFP.
For centuries, to be exact. But they just couldn’t quite seem to figure out what made them… sorry… tick. No mention of it in the Hadiths.
“But today, we can as Muslims be proud of this giant project …
What? The world’s greatest monkey see, monkey do project? What are you going to do for an encore? The world’s largest piece of indoor plumbing? Come to think of it, if you can expand your scientific “breakthroughs” to giant toilets and make those the new “standard”, then perhaps we finally wouldn’t have to flush our Clinton Cistern five times to clear out the Obamas after our morning bowel movement.
it means an honor for a place, and time for me.”
…not to mention a barrel of laughs for us.
Thatisall.
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I encourage all Saudi projects that can be seen from orbit without even putting a good focus on the image.
As to true irony we have the JSOW (Joint Standoff Weapon):
This plucky glide munition can hold 1K lbs of various clock cleaning (and lubricating) substances.
Recipe:
700 lbs HE, WP & HE, or your favorite engineered nuclear device
295 lbs humongous clock grade pig lard
5 lbs of sugar
1-JSOW
We can call it the Mother Of All Pigs™ bomb.
LC Mike in Chi kind of beat me to the punch (but that’s ok, since we’re on the same wave length here).
As I commented in another forum, the building of a 2,000 foot tower to house this clock will make an excellent aiming point for our various thermonuclear munitions that have seen a rapid decline in their usual targets. It’s a terrible thing to waste a Trident D5 missile (or two).
As for “Mecca time” replacing GMT, it ain’t nevah gonna happen. The reason for that is that there are two main sects (with many sub-sects) of Islam – Sunni and Shia – that can’t play nice with each other (except in the cause of killing infidels), and the Iranians, for one group, would cry and wail and gnash their teeth if Saudi Arabia was “allowed” to set time for everybody else. So, as far as I’m concerned the idea of “Mecca time” is DOA.
look at the pictures. it’s not a muslim clock. there are no explosives attached to it.
Im in a foul mood this morning…..I find myself hoping that once built, a “Radical Christian” Air Force person fly’s a fucking Predator loaded to the hilt into the building right at the peak of the Haj and then 10 years later a “tolerant peace loving” Christian group ask to build a “place of worship” right down the street from the now destroyed structure. Cause after all, doing so would “promote tolerance and understanding”.
They wanna know what time it is? I can tell them. It’s 11:59:58 PM and I’m two seconds away from losing my fucking mind on their asses.
Next they are going to take these notable titles away from us:
Largest Ball of Twine
Largest Chair
Largest Rocking Chair
Largest Chest of Drawers
Seriously, who really cares? So they will have a big clock where they can unilaterally consider themselves the center of their own universe. Maybe they will build the world’s largest calendar right next to it and start their own date system.
I didn’t check, but does this new Muslim clock run backwards?
LC TerribleTroy said the following:
Whatever for?
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
Is your sooper extra special knowing the mind of others power on the fritz today?
Fling poo of course.
did you go look at the pictures of that thing?
the first thing I thought of when I saw it looming over their sacred block of stone was “Sauron”
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
I have no problem with them being the center of their own universe, just as long as they stay out of mine……
LC TerribleTroy said the following:
Naw. I just think you are all getting worked up into a lather over nothing. I could care less if they built the world’s largest coo coo clock with a giant replica of Helen Thomas springing out every hour to expose herself to the people at Mecca. It isn’t worth getting all worked up over.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery said the following:
I am fairly certain they are saying the same about you. Perhaps we should all pack up and leave their lands to them?
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
I doubt that they are saying that man…..their religious destiny is to establish a world wide caliphate.
Deej, I know that you carry the scars received by defending Israel and I thank you for that service…..do you include packing up and leaving Israel in that statement as well?
and turnabout is fair in my book, let’s leave their shithole medieval disfunctional so-called nations….let’s take all of our oil equipment, all our technicians, all our medical facilities, and bypass their ports with our imports of food and medicine and goods and keep all of that here for OUR use. Conversely, all practicing unnaturalized muslims will leave OUR shores and go back to the societies they so revere, and may God be with them.
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
I’m all for leaving the turd world shitholes to them. The minute that they blow up ANYTHING in my country results in one of theirs being wiped off the map.
Daniel 7:25 – He will speak against the Most High and oppress his saints and try to change the set times and the laws. The saints will be handed over to him for a time, times and half a time.
(note: This verse may appear to be out of context, but you are welcome to read all of Daniel 7 for reference).
While the Obamanation is not the antiChrist, I think that a lot of this stuff is precursor to it all. Don’t just throw the major change into peoples faces. Do it slowly, and in small steps. Or, where necessary, push the idea boldly, but with no intent of following through, even if the people are dumb enough to buy it.
Just an opinion based on my personal beliefs. :shrug:
I’m sure it will have an Arabic digital display for Obamatwats who can’t decipher traditional big/little hand mode. Nor would it distract those who are aware that their calendar stopped in the 7th century. No matter.
We’re in this mess because George didn’t pick up his phone on 9/12 and tell the Saudi King to have his seucrity detail to bring Osama bin Laden to Washington D.C. live and in chains to be decapitated on the White House ellipse and the carcass thrown into the nearest hog pen with the head spitted on a pike and taken to ground zero in Manhattan. And that failure to comply would result in Saudi Arabia becoming the worlds largest burnt out crater. Would that His Arabian Majesty would then know his royal ass from a hole in the ground.
Now Misha, we all know that they don’t have shitters. After all these people wipe their asses with their hands.
Welcome to Mecca … set your clock back 1400 years.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery said the following:
Much like the Christians, albeit not with as much violence as in the past. But not for a lack of desire.
LC LOBO said the following:
Exactly.
I could give a shit what they do in their own realm. Human rights? Internal fighting? Who cares? If it starts spilling out beyond their designated boundaries, just mow ‘em down.
That includes any kind of attack on Israel, Jay. Whatever they do inside of their established boundaries is fair game for them. The second one of them ventures out beyond that boundary, they get squashed like an insect.
Maybe, after twenty years or so of being isolated from the world community, they might be willing to rejoin that community. Until then, just let them have their own little universe.
@ JonB:
Beautiful. Counter religion with religion. Do you not see the irony?
LC Spare Parts said the following:
No, we are in this mess because George didn’t just allow the Taliban to deliver Osama to a third party country where we could just march in and grab him at our leisure. Instead, George wanted to start bombing things and start wars in places that we really didn’t need to.
What have we accomplished except waste three trillion bucks on a folly.
I think a tactical nuke could take care of the clock and the cube with the meteor filled vagina inside.
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
ah…..the old “Christians are baaaad” chestnut. Yes, the early church did some awful things…the sacking and massacre that happened when Godfrey of Bouillion conquered Jerusalem in the Second Crusade comes to mind. But all of those terrible things happened At least THREE REFORMATIONS ago…….islam has had none.
I got into a rather time consuming on-line debate with a Pakistani Muslim who lived in England. I asked him numerous times to denounce the radical muslims who commit murder in the name of islam and he wouldn’t/couldn’t do it. Instead, he always listed the “atrocities” of the Christians…..atrocities committed some 500 – 1000 years ago. I then countered that our religion is a changing religion and has undergone numerous reformations that reflect the civilizing progress of our society and culture, and I then asked him if he and other muslims were willing to reform their “religion” and re-interpret the parts of the q’uran that demand conquest and death to non-believers. His answer? No, islam cannot be reformed and the q’uran cannot be modernized as it is the word of god (his not mine).
in short, they don’t give a three day old camel shit about our “tolerance” and “outreach”, or our demonstration of the nobility of our culture by having a goddamned mosque built on hallowed ground…..ground hallowed by the remains of the victims of their tolerance. They care about conquering us, they care about Sharia.
and if I hear cnn or any other liberal surrender monkey try to justify this piece of shit by listing all the strip clubs and porno houses near Ground Zero one more time, I’m gonna get really really upset. Hey assholes!!! strippers and perverts didn’t fly those planes into the WTC….it was your islamic leash holders, and I hope they have you on the end of a choke collar and they pull it tight.
DJ Allyn, ITW said the following:
Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in their sleeping places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great. (Shakir’s version of the Koran, Quran, 4:34)
Gladiator said the following:
This cracks me up every time I read it…
As stinky as those men most likely are, it would undoubtedly be a welcome respite for their wives.
Er, no we’re in “this mess” because Bill passed on an offer to deliver Osama to the United States back in 1996 and we wouldn’t have had any need to march anywhere.
Actually, money spent on this clock is money that won’t be spent on madrassas preaching death to the infidel. It won’t be spent on the victory 9/11 mosque. It won’t be spent on bombs, guns, or African slaves. It’s like a neighbor getting their house remodeled, only further away. So… why care?
To clarify, it was Sudan who offered up Osama in 1996.
Bubba admitted it in 2002 (though he recanted his statement in 2004 when the 9/11 commission expressed interest in this tidbit of information. :roll)
@ 21tweell:
Right you are bro.
World’s largest clock, I personally, am thoroughly underrwhelmed.
Elephant Man said the following:
Howza guy ever gonna get that history rewritten around here?
Y’such a brute, Eman
It really doesn’t matter how big that clock turns out,, ‘still won’t know what time it is ’till somebody rings their bell.
Uh huh. One big oversized Muzzy copy of a British landmark isn’t gonna do shit Camel Breath.
Apparently something was lost in translation….
We were saying anybody who treats their women the way your men do must have a small COCK. That’s without the “L”. Your time pieces are just fine with the size they are already.
So when it’s noon GMT, what hour is it in BLEHLEHLEHLEH time???
If jizzlam is truly such a tolerant religion, how come it’s the goat-molesting muzzies always attacking Christians and burning churches down? We’re supposed to let them build a celebration of the 9/11 attacks, but DON’T EVEN THINK about building a Church on THEIR home turf!
Damnedshittyassedgoatfuckingpigshitheadedbuttfucking asswipe mega-hypocrites, them AND the leftylackeys back in the States, FUCK ‘EM ALL!!
At least we’ll know exactly when they go bunzup five times daily,, across the planet.
‘Should make a worldwide coordination a bit easier when our defense becomes critical.
Also,, I expect some screaming from the carpet munchers on the opposite side from the sun; their calls become nocturnal.
Jaybear, Kaiserlicher Altartillerie Oberst:
It needs an iron crown & a Window of the Eye, with a piercing red beam that shines for miles.
Or the top could rotate like the tower at Minas Morgul! Seriously–I could have designed a better tower; theirs is too imitative of the Gothic Revival one they’re trying to outdo. But, yeah, it does succeed in dwarfing the Kaaba.
ZeektheCruel :
“if you can expand your scientific “breakthroughs” to giant toilets and make those the new “standard”, then perhaps we finally wouldn’t have to flush our Clinton Cistern five times to clear out the Obamas after our morning bowel movement.”
Priceless! A personal necessity becomes uproarious entertainment! A new reason to consume more fiber! Thanks, Your Rottieness!
@ Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: Well said.
@ Elephant Man: Thank you. Kept me from having to post that.