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The Goregoyles of East Anglia have got to be shitting their bloomers as the hits just keep on coming and their Great Goreacle’s Green Garbage Scow™, HMS BullShit-One, rides lower and lower in the water and lists farther and farther to port, allowing the freezing water and ice to lap at the gunwales.

The sub-zero temperatures have frozen the sea at Poole Harbour in Sandbanks, Dorset, with ice reaching 20 yards from the shoreline.

Southern England, normally immune to the worst of the weather, was gripped by conditions colder than parts of Iceland and Greenland overnight as temperatures fell close to -12 Celsius (10.4 Farenheit)

Yup. It’s definitely heating up. If this “unprecedented warming” keeps up, Polar bears are going to be able to drown on the banks of the River Thames.

Heating bill pay-outs to pensioners and the vulnerable have now topped £100 million as the Government stepped in to help.

Can’t they just open up their windows, take off a few clothes and turn on their solar-powered fans to fend off this “unprecedented warming”? Just askin’… Better yet, perhaps they could just burn this £33 million turd (US $52.4 million) to stave off “Algore’s Earth Fever™”? After all, it’s proven that it’d be much more useful as a fuel source than it has been at predicting the weather.

F.E.T.E.

(A great big hat tip goes out to WUWT for the first two hilarious links.)

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