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Dear Leader has finally figured out he can’t vote “present” on this one (from They Who Must Not Be Linked™.)

WASHINGTON – After months of debate, dithering (fixed it for ya- crunch) President Barack Obama will spell out a costly Afghanistan war expansion to a skeptical public Tuesday night, coupling an infusion of as many as 35,000 more troops with a vow that there will be no endless U.S. commitment. His first orders have already been made: at least one group of Marines who will be in place by Christmas.

Merry Christmas you bastards. (USMC= U Suckers Missed Christmas). Have to give Obama half credit on this one, at least he agreed to most of what Gen. McChrystal had requested. I would have gladly congratulated him and even praised him if he hadn’t felt the need to throw in the prerequisite caveat about “ending” the war. He just can’t bring himself to be an actual leader and say and do what’s necessary to actually win the fucking war. No, instead he has to take what could have been a resounding moment of moral strength and destroy it by throwing a bone to his leftist base. Well, close Bambi, real close. I was about to make a lot of peoples heads explode by complimenting you.

Obama has said that he prefers “not to hand off anything to the next president”

Already looking at 2012 are we?

and that his strategy will “put us on a path toward ending the war.”

Would your universe implode if you were to just once in your wretched, cursed, Presidency, use the word “victory”? Let me clue ya in on something; wars don’t “end”, they are won or lost. Your choice, pick one.

Before Obama’s call to Britain’s Gordon Brown, the prime minister announced that 500 more U.K. troops would arrive in southern Afghanistan next month — making a British total of about 10,000 in the country. And French President Nicolas Sarkozy, whose nation has more than 3,000 in Afghanistan, said French troops would stay “as long as necessary” to stabilize the country.

Do you hear that Bambi? The Fwench *minor spit* are more committed to victory than you are! Do you realize how bad that is? Do you have any fucking clue how far down you have dragged the greatest nation on the Earth when the Fwench have more balls than you do? Breaking news; Chesty Puller is digging his way out of his grave so he can kick you square in the nuts.

Obama’s war escalation includes sending 30,000 to 35,000 more American forces into Afghanistan in a graduated deployment over the next year, on top of the 71,000 already there.

Spend our grandchildren into economic serfdom, destroy the greatest health care system the world has ever known, usurp the Constitution by appointing unaccountable czars to control every facet of our lives, bow and scrape before monarchs, belittle and denigrate our nation, all have to done NOW, THERE IS NO TIME! IT’S A CRISIS! Make the effort to save western civilization and defeat the Isamofascists bent on our destruction, take your time, no rush. News flash for ya Ear Leader, wars aren’t won with graduated deployments. They are won through bold and decisive actions. You may need to find a dictionary to look up the meaning of those words when used in a context other than advancing a radical socialist agenda.

He also will deliver a deeper explanation of why he believes the U.S. must continue to fight more than eight years after the war was started following the Sept. 11 attacks by al-Qaida terrorists based in Afghanistan.

Because we have to score a decisive victory against the forces of evil?

He will emphasize that Afghan security forces need more time, more schooling and more U.S. combat backup to be up to the job on their own, (There also will be a fresh focus on training Afghan forces to take over the fight and allow the Americans to leave. - ibid)  and he will make tougher demands on the governments of Pakistan as well as Afghanistan.

Damn, had my hopes up there for a minute. Nope, instead of the decisive victory we need, the troop increase is seen as only a means to our eventual withdrawal, not our eventual victory. So instead of a rousing justification and Churchillian call to victory that a “war weary” nation needs, his speech will be yet another tepid, milquetoast promise of a gradual defeat and a chance to once again insult and belittle our allies.

On a few of the bigger questions most on the minds of increasingly restive members of Congress and the public, such as how much the additional $30 billion to $35 billion cost will balloon the already skyrocketed federal deficit, how long the U.S. commitment will continue and how it will wind down, Obama was expected to make references without offering specifics.

Because that would once again call for a decisive stand on the issue, something he is genetically incapable of. Let me answer those questions for ya Hussein. The $30-35 billion is an expenditure required to meet the federal government’s Constitutionally mandated obligation to provide for the common defense. It will not balloon the skyrocketing federal deficit because effective immediately all federal expenditures not expressly authorized by the Constitution of the United States are hereby ended. The resulting budgetary surplus will be spent on winning the Long War, and once and forever obliterating the threat of radical Islam. All surplus revenues will be immediately returned to the people of the United States in the form of a permanent tax cut to a flat 5% of income, until such time as the 16th Amendment can be repealed. The U.S. commitment will continue until victory is achieved and will “wind down” with a victory parade conducted on a road constructed with the skulls of our vanquished enemy. Hows them for some specifics?

The president’s review was anchored by 10 extensive war council meetings, starting on Sept. 13, that featured a debate between a counterinsurgency strategy focused on protecting the local population and building up the Afghanistan government or a more limited counterterrorism strategy Joe Bidens sooper secret soooper special magical Ninja strategy.

The former was referred to as “The Surge” when we actually had an administration that knew how to fight a war. The latter is only one minor step above sending the FBI in to Nuristan to arrest the Taliban.

The final product is neither, though it leans more toward counterinsurgency.

Almost there Bambi, but not quite.

The length of the process drew sharp barbs. Less than two months in, Vice President Dick Cheney accused Obama of “dithering,” beginning a drumbeat of criticism from Republicans. The White House shot back that the administration Cheney helped lead had given inordinate attention to Iraq while turning its back on Afghanistan.

You own this issue now Bambi, you can’t blame Bush forever. Quick strategy primer for you. We focused on Iraq because it was an easier theater to fight the hirabi in, and because Iraq was the key to Iran, the true center of gravity in this war. Iran was a present that was handed to you on a silver platter by seven years of the blood sweat and toil of men far superior to anything you could ever even aspire to be. A gift which you squandered when you preferred to once again vote “present” and “bear witness” to the savage repression of the aspiring democracy activists we have cultivated for so long. You “bore witness” rather than giving the Iranians the real support, material or moral, they needed to overthrow the Mullah’s. Now we are no closer to toppling the Khomenist Regime in Tehran than we were in 1979. Yep, that’s some powerful change you foisted on us you mulim fellating cocksucker.

In recent days, leading Democrats have talked of setting tough conditions on deeper U.S. involvement, or even staging outright opposition.

The Fifth Column scum resorting to type, ensuring that there will be no chance of an American victory in yet another war.

Obama spent much of Monday and Tuesday on the phone, outlining his plan — minus many specifics — for the leaders of France, Britain, Germany, Russia, China, India, Denmark, Poland and others.

Still in campaign mode. Vague platitudes, no hard policies or details. Probably for the best. Any discussion of details would show how totally clue bereft he is.

A briefing for dozens of lawmakers was planned for Tuesday afternoon, just before Obama left for New York to give his speech against a military backdrop photo-op.

*Heavy sigh*. Somethings never change. The men and institutions which adopt the warrior ethos so that others may live in peace is nothing more than so much stage dressing to the Immaculate One™.

So close. I so badly wished that I would be able to sing Teh Ones™ praises and give him a hearty pat on the back for finally doing something worthy of his Oval Office predecessors. But alas, it is not to be.

Well, at least it’s nice to know that there are still some constants in the Age of Obama.

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Beneath the fold lies a secret beyond words.

Beneath the fold is the deadliest of evils

Beneath the fold lies the truth that shall not be named

No one can explain to this day, how this….

………….prepare thyself for truth unleashed ……….

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One sledgehammer, express delivery to the face.


Dear President Obama,

My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don’t believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.
I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos’n Mate. Now I live in a “rest home” located on the western end of Pearl Harbor allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.

One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.

So here goes.

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.

I can’t figure out what country you are the president of. You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:

” We’re no longer a Christian nation”

” America is arrogant” – (Your wife even announced to the world,”America is mean-spirited. ” Please tell her to try preaching that nonsense to 23 generations of our war dead buried all over the globe who died for no other reason than to free a whole lot of strangers from tyranny and hopelessness.)

I’d say shame on the both of you but I don’t think you like America nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House.

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This just happened a little while ago in Lakewood Washington,  (Tacoma)


The four slain officers, from left: Greg Richards, Tina Griswold, Ronald Owens and Mark Renninger

Police officers shot and killed in “ambush”

PARKLAND, Wash. - Four police officers have been shot and killed near McChord Air Force Base.

Pierce County Sheriff’s spokesman Ed Troyer says that the officers were in a coffee shop near 116th Street and Steele Street on the east side of the Air Force base at about 8:30 a.m.

Troyer says the officers were preparing for their shift when a suspect or suspects opened fire.

Troyer called it an “ambush.”

This comes on the heals of another senseless cop shooting in Seattle a few weeks ago, when some worthless piece of skin gunned down a Seattle cop.

My roommate, a retired cop was with some of his off-duty cop friends here when they all got the call to mobilize and head to Tacoma.

I was just checking the NW Cable News website and ran across THIS putrid comment posted there:

anonymoususer said on November 29, 2009 at 9:56 AM

From the front page ******** Police officers shot and killed **** Four police officers have been shot and killed near McChord Air Force Base. There is no word on what their conditions are. *********** I think “shot and killed” their condition is obviously dead. ************************ Too bad they were lakewood police (as just stated on KING) and not pierce county sheriffs deputies – the pierce county sheriffs deputies are control freaks – and the herd needs to be thinned to get rid of the numerous bad apples that were rejected from king county sheriff’s department.. (KING – PLEASE go back to the old format and stop looking like a KOMO clone. Not having paragraphs sucks)

Thinned from the herd?  OMG, it makes you want to rip someone’s head off and shit down their windpipe.

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Although it’s one of my all-time favorites, I’ll never be able to hear it again without thinking of this.

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Enjoy and yes Victoria, it’s an Empirical Ear-Worm™ of the First Order.

oh by-the-way, I’m alive and well here in the Metroplex. –JB

Carry On.

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We have to admit, it took Nanny Bloomersberg a bit to catch up with his fellow leftist Idiotarians on this meme, but he finally got around to it:

Unfortunately, the Fort Hood rampage was not the first time that our military personnel have been murdered in the United States this year. In June, Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad shot and killed an Army private and wounded another soldier at a military recruiting station in Little Rock.

Hmmm… Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, Nidal Hasan… We wonder… Is there a pattern here? Nah, surely not. Wait, don’t tell us… They’re both very common Presbyterian names?

In both cases, the loss of these young soldiers was compounded by a disturbing reality: The assailants had been under investigation by the FBI.

Which, if your last name is “Hasan”, “Muhammad” or “bin Laden”, means “not under any real investigation at all”, as we’ve come to learn. If your last name is “Smith”, on the other hand. Watch out!

In the more recent case, it would be easy enough to point fingers at the FBI.

Ya think? What was your first clue? The “investigation” that led to Special Agents sitting around rotating on their thumbs waiting for the moment when they could finally, finally issue their cookie cutter, boilerplate “nothing to do with terrorism or Islam” statement. Oh the agony they must have gone through.

Its counterterrorism agents concluded that Maj. Nidal Hasan’s communications with the radical cleric Anwar al-Aulaqi — an al-Qaeda sympathizer who acted as a “spiritual adviser” to two of the Sept. 11, 2001, hijackers — were for professional reasons.

Quite. If you’re a professional terrorist, that is.

A full investigation will reveal whether other red flags should have resulted in preventive action,

Like doing PowerPoint presentation “in-services” in favor of terrorism, trying to convince your patients that they have to convert to islam if they want to get better, having “Soldier of Allah” on your business cards, making web posts in favor of suicide bombings, yelling at fellow officers, stating that it is the duty of all muslims to “rise against their oppressors”… That sort of thing?

Nope. The real culprit here is, of course:

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Overlooked by the elites who disdain fly-over country; coffee shops and the discussions therein can be the source of important ideas. Some few days ago, there was such a caffeine-fueled discussion in our small mountain town. We were discussing the inevitable collapse of the dollar due to the way that the regime is creating trillions of them out of thin air and pouring them into the economy. The recent rise in the stock market is related more to inflation, literally the value of the dollar is falling, than any productive economic activity. Watching the value of the dollar in comparison to other currencies as it plummets tells us this.

Stocks are products, and the market is worldwide. A burgher in Dusseldorf can call his broker and buy 100 shares of Amalgamated Unicorn & Skittles [NYSE symbol - BHO] using his Deutschmarks or Euros, which will be translated into a larger amount of dollars than before, chasing that same 100 shares. More dollars chasing the same amount of goods equals price inflation. Thus the market goes up on paper without any increase in real value.

There is a certain percentage of the rise in stocks based on people trying to get out of the falling dollar and into something that they hope is tangible, and still liquid. But it does not change the basic template. As soon as any of the several almost guaranteed events that are lining up comes to pass, the economy is toast.

If a war breaks out pretty much anywhere, the price of oil goes up worldwide, and the economy is toast. If this Christmas season goes Tango Uniform the resulting bankruptcies will drive unemployment up even farther and push the economy over the cliff. [For the record, the biggest store in our small town is Wal-Mart. They staffed up for Black Friday. I was just over there, and the place was very quiet; and talking to the checker, it has been slow since 10:00 AM when she came on. Daughter reported the same thing at Hastings Books and Entertainment.] If any of the countries who buy our bonds and hold our jury-rigged government finances together should even slow their rates of purchases; interest rates will have to go up and everything will go to hell. If any of the versions of Democrat Health Nationalization should pass, businesses will be doing the only remaining rational thing. Those who think they will be able to stay in business will be cutting as many employees as they can. Those who figure they will not be able to take this on top of everything else will be dumping ALL of their employees. And, of course all of this cascades into the next bubble, in commercial real estate. Businesses that no longer exist do not make the monthly payments on their leases.

These are just a few of the nasty things that can happen. There are more, and if any come to pass, with all of the excess dollars backed by the “full faith and credit of Buraq Hussein Obama and the Democratic Party” in circulation; we are due, if not for a reenactment of Weimar or Zimbabwe, at very least Argentina.

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Since everyone in Teh Management™ seems to be suffering from tryptophan overdose, we’ll just throw this out there until posting returns to normal levels.


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Since ClimateGate broke a few days ago, some of the rats are abandoning ship almost as quickly as Charlie Rangel dodges IRS audits.

The Liberal Party is in turmoil with the resignations of five frontbenchers from their portfolios this afternoon in protest against the emissions trading scheme.

Tony Abbott, Sophie Mirabella, Tony Smith and Senators Nick Minchin and Eric Abetz have all quit their portfolios because they cannot vote for the legislation.

Senate whip Stephen Parry has also relinquished his position.

The mass resignations will put huge pressure on Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership after only just surviving a push for a spill yesterday.

Don’t you just love it? Even the insane Green Leftists Down Under are beginning to see the writing on the wall, when it comes to Crap & Tax Teh Great Goreacle’s Socialist Takeover & Western Civilization Mutual Suicide Scheme™, and are starting to revolt.

We’d like to say that there’s a glimmer of hope for OUR leeches, vultures and Socialist Succubi in the Biggest Little Whorehouse on the Potomac, but there hasn’t been a sign of intelligence to come out of that festering dung heap since Helen Thomas was turning tricks out of the back of a covered wagon at the battle of Gettysburg. One can only hope that Nancy, Harry, Fuckface Al Qerry & Odumbo all share a salmonella-laced turkey today and they leave Plugs Biden in charge. That would guarantee that any and all Glow Bull Worming legislation that Congress tried to pass would end up abysmally failing on the floors of both the House and Senate.


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Sorry about the lack of posting lately. I’ll be back to form shortly.

Meanwhile, watch this hilarious video that I stole from Ace:


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