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…as we’re huddled in the foxhole, catching our breath and checking our gear, we get these news:

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Monday shows that 30% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-one percent (41%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -11 (see trends).


Overall, 46% of voters say they at least somewhat approve of the President’s performance. That’s the lowest level of total approval yet measured for Obama. Fifty-three percent (53%) now disapprove.

I was joking on the phone last night with Jackboot that we were now the New Fiddy2ers (since Il Douche’s latest disapproval numbers were, at that time, 52%), but I guess that’s already a thing of the past. We’re now the Fiddy3ers.

Also please note that the percentage of respondents who at least somewhat approve of Il Douche Hussein are a mere five percentage points ahead of the ones who strongly disapprove.

Those are some seriously stinky, toxic coattails Il Douche is dragging around and, with midterms around the corner, we fully expect to see quite a few non-suicidal Democrat Congresscritters letting go of them as they return from their recess. Or “August Asswhoopin’” as they’re likely to be remembered.

Was that a lull in enemy artillery fire? I do believe it was. Well, grab your kit, time to go, once more, over the top.


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I have had a strained relationship with my youngest daughter for several years now.
Her mom and I have been divorced for almost a decade now but the timing of my leaving the household ( my daughter was 13years of age) could not have been any worse. Because we used be close. Leaving was worse then if I had never been in the home at all. I know that now.

My daughter has turned into your typical dependent; dependent on the government, dependent on the system a slave to her own self destructive behaviors and attitudes. For a number of years I have blamed myself for not reaching out to her more when she was still young and now I worry about not being more sympathetic to her situation and current circumstances.

What my daughter has become is exactly why I tend to be so pissed nowadays. I’m pissed at our political situation right now and I’m pissed at this president for turning our nation into political comedy theater. I can’t help but to be pissed at black folks who willingly ignore the warnings signs about this disastrous presidency simply due to his skin color. But I am most pissed that my own flesh and blood has denied her upbringing and failed to use her high IQ to help herself become a productive and contributing member of society.

The seemingly stereotypical horrifying statistics that have been recited by black right wing bloggers hits a raw nerve with most black conservatives because we can see first hand the results of government dependency, lack of education and lack of focus . I’m not naive. I understand that the problems connected with fathers and daughters are nothing new and my situation is no different. My daughter engaging in self destructive behaviors on her own is bad enough. But she is now passing on her self destructive behaviors to her two children. And it’s not just my daughter and her family’s future that is at stake. We are losing a whole generation of black children to this nonsense! Yet another generation encouraged and rewarded for being permanent victims.

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I bet you are too.

You know, throughout our history, it’s always been “just one more pull and it’ll all be over.” For my grandparents, it was World War II. Then it was the Korean War. Then it was Viet Nam. Then it was the Cold War. They were all going to be the last one. I signed up, young and dumb, for the Cold War and I survived it. Not surprisingly, because it was one of the most bloodless ones we’ve ever known, thanks to the Gipper.

But I didn’t know that when I signed up. Not that it matters. I survived. Who gives a fuck? Better men than I didn’t in wars to come, so I’m not wearing my shoulder out patting myself on the back.

That’s not my point. My point is: when’s it ever going to end?

I was still in uniform when the wall fell, and I remember very well how a humongous weight was lifted off of my shoulders. Here, at long last, was the peace we’d all been longing for. But it didn’t last all that long, did it? A few years later, pisslamic fundamentalists murdered 3,000 of my countrymen.

And it was all back on again. I was all prepared to start banging my guns into plows, and here I am, digging them back out again. Not just because of the threat of foreign fundamentalists, but even more so because of the liberal fundamentalists here at home.

In the past, I served to fight foreigners. Now, I’m called upon to fight my own countrymen if they push it too far.

I just want to be left alone. All I want is for me and my family to be left alone, for us to be allowed to make our life choices ourselves. I don’t want to hurt anybody, I just want to be left the fuck alone. Yet here I am now, loading up for bear, because I have learned that there are people who won’t even let me have that.

I thought I’d left all of that behind. I thought that never again would anybody force me to sharpen my bayonet, count my rounds and oil my weapon. Thankfully, I never stopped doing that. But why is it that way?

All I ever wanted was to be left alone.

Death and destruction follows us. We’ll face this challenge too and, G-d willing, we’ll win, but what will it take for the forces of evil to finally realize that they’re beat? I don’t know. I just know that we’re in for another round and hey, here I am.

But I hate it.

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We know, hard to imagine that they could find a way to dig any deeper, seeing as how they already hold every single Guinness World Record in the category of “subhuman indecency”, but they did.

Obviously, they realized that doing a replay of the death pr0n of the Wellstone memorial service wouldn’t play too well and also realizing that they simply had to run Fat Swimmer Kennedy’s corpse up the flag pole and try to make us salute the rotting remains, they turned to an old tried and true liberal tactic (remember the S-CHIP debate?): Grab a child and use him or her as a human shield for their own craven cowardice.

They knew full good and well that they’d be savaged if they’d used an actual adult to turn Chappaquiddick’s burial into a “pass fascist health care for Swimmer!” rally, so they chose to manipulate a child into uttering their own words instead, knowing that we’d never turn our barrels on a kid. They’re right about that too. I don’t care how bloody obvious it is, I will never, ever lower myself to the point where I’ll unload on a child. That poor kid was manipulated by liberals to create a shield for their destructive, fascist policies, exactly the same way that Hamas hides out in orphanages knowing that the Israelis will hesitate to bomb their terrorist asses to ground meat because they, unlike terrorists and liberals, are actual humans.

What I will do, however, is curse to Hell the liberal swine who pushed that kid into saying for them what they didn’t have the guts to say, what I will do is hold them directly responsible for anything that may follow and what I will do is pray to the gods of my heathen ancestors that they will be doomed, cursed and consigned to a fate worse than a million deaths and that said curse will follow them and their descendants to the seventh generation.

And that is mild, considering what I really want to do to abusers of children.

You liberal subhumans are on my shit list. You already knew that. What you may not have realized is just how far I’m willing to go to make you suffer. And the word “remorse” is not even in my dictionary when it comes to you.


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Everybody with half a brain cell firing in their skull knew that the blather from the Scots about “compassion” being the reason for repatriating the murderer of 270 innocent civilians was just that, blather. Something else was at play here.

That “something else” got a name when the Libyans openly bragged about how they’d gotten the murdering scum released as a condition for closing an oil deal with Great Britain. Predictably, Brown and His Merrie Clownes furiously and indignantly protested that this was nothing but lies of a most vile nature.

‘Cept, it turns out that it wasn’t:

The British government decided it was “in the overwhelming interests of the United Kingdom” to make Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber, eligible for return to Libya, leaked ministerial letters reveal.

Gordon Brown’s government made the decision after discussions between Libya and BP over a multi-million-pound oil exploration deal had hit difficulties. These were resolved soon afterwards.

The letters were sent two years ago by Jack Straw, the justice secretary, to Kenny MacAskill, his counterpart in Scotland, who has been widely criticised for taking the formal decision to permit Megrahi’s release.

The correspondence makes it plain that the key decision to include Megrahi in a deal with Libya to allow prisoners to return home was, in fact, taken in London for British national interests.

Oops, MacAskill…

How are you and the British Lion Pussy going to explain that away?


UPDATE: To celebrate the Brits newfound love of profit over decency, we’ve created a new ad campaign for British Petroleum:


Hey, Brits: As to your gas, why don’t you use it to gas yourselves? The world would be much cleaner because of it, you fucking nadless, cowardly, pud-whacking wankers.

And think of all the CO2 you emasculated subjects of what used to be a nation worth mentioning in polite company would be saving by bopping yourselves off.

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Courtesy of Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere. Pass it on.


WHEN IN THE GENERATIONS  SUCCEEDING the one that pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to usher in the birth of the world’s only truly free nation, Liberty’s Progeny incrementally ceded their birthright to the government conceived and designed to serve a free people, and not be its servant, this generation is awakening to the terrible mistake that we, and our ancestors allowed to happen.  Charged with the terrible knowledge that comes with opened eyes, we now take up the long abdicated duty to rouse our fellow citizens and actively wrest the power and the liberties that have been progressively talked, cajoled, threatened, wheedled, and extorted from us, not only by those who ostensibly served us, but by their supporters and enablers who, by accident or design, saw fit to usurp and disdain such freedoms, that they might be withheld, and where impossible to withhold, might be condemned, until a corrosive contempt for these liberties, wrapped in velvet gloves, might so suffocate the circulation of them that this nation, conceived in liberty and the providence of a wise and benevolent creator, might indeed perish from the earth, plunging the rightful heirs of a proud and noble heritage in the the darkened waters of chaos, despair, and evil that surround them, a dank deluge that even today, other human beings actively seek to escape from in the inspiring embrace of this blessed and free country.

We, the awakened and aware, freely accept the charge that the architects of this republic passed on to us over two centuries before, in the hope that all who partook in the blessings made possible by nation they created would somberly undertake the duties of citizens, and so appropriately train themselves in virtue, and educate themselves in the workings of the precepts and ideals set forth in their foundational documents that they would possess enough wisdom to recognize that not all threats to our freedom would come from without our ranks, the knowledge to recognize that not every chain and shackle menacing us will immediately appear to be what it actually is, and the humilitynot to assume that the ingenuity and innovation that has been the hallmark of American success has been the product of man alone.

To this end, we hereby identify and reclaim our independence from the tools used to slowly enslave a free people and usurp the freedoms that we could not be persuaded to freely give up, or voluntarily suppress the free exercise of on our own:

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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and others are just brain dead morons who wouldn’t know sarcasm if it crawled up their ass and ate their spleen from the inside. Such as the California Democrat** Party who recently sent out this urgent fundraiser over this “truly chilling video”. (Huge thanks to Pychochick for the heads up.)

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Members of Congress around the country have held some heated town hall events this month. But the rhetoric went above and beyond at a recent town hall meeting held by Republican Rep. Wally Herger.
At the meeting in Redding, a man stood up and identified himself as “a proud right-wing terrorist.” Instead of denouncing him, Congressman Herger called the man “a great American.” (Emphasis in the original.-crunch)

That’s because he, unlike the syphilitic morons in the California Demoncrap Party, reads more than just BHO’s drippings from his teleprompter and understood the sarcasm. Kinda hard to miss actually, considering it was dripping off his statement like the vajayjay juice at a lipstick lesbian slumber party.

That’s outrageous –

So’s your pure idiocy. What’s worse is that no one, not one single simpleton in your office, picked up on it. Is it really possible to be that stupid? Nevermind, I forgot who we were talkinga bout here. Kalifornia Demonrats, Teh Holy Grail of Stooopid.

which is why the California Democrat**(the “ic” deleted on purpose just because I know it pisses you off, and because I care. **snicker** – crunch) Party is buying newspaper ads next week in the Mt. Shasta Herald and the Redding Searchlight,

Mommy help ya dial the phone kiddies? “Uhm…we want to…uhm…buy some of those things in your paper…uhm…I think they’re called words….so we can call a big ol meanie a poopiehead!”

demanding that Herger apologize and repudiate right-wing terrorism.

Your parents need to repudiate you. And then apologize to humanity for the massive drop in our collective IQ that their vile offspring caused. The best part of you really did run down the crack of yer mommas ass and become a brown stain on the mattress, didn’t it?

Truly a Singularity of Teh Stoooopid™, capital “S”, multiple “oooo”.

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That is, if you are.

Many’s the time that His Imperial Anti-Socialistness has expressed his unrestrained opinion about unions and their usefulness (hint: none, in this day and age), and many’s the time that he’s been met with, if not outrage, then at least the occasional “but how can you say that about organizations that have done so much for the working man (or woman)?”

We generally, if it’s a good day and we’ve had our morning smoke and coffee, limit our reply to the observation that the days of 12-year-olds mining coal for pennies a day are long gone and, although we will not deny the unions’ share of the glory in that achievement, the only “working men and women” that the unions have done anything for since then are the “working” men and women employed by the unions. Their due-paying members, on the other hand? Not so much.

The unions managed to blackmail and threaten the auto industry into bankruptcy which, if you have at least two functioning neurons, wouldn’t seem to be benefiting their auto industry-working members all that much. Unless you call being able to put an impressive “last salary” on their future job applications as they’re surviving on food stamps a “benefit.”

Color us cold and cynical, but to us an actual job, even if it doesn’t pay the $85/hr that your union seems to think you ought to be paid for turning a screwdriver, is better than no job at all.

Or how about this example?:

A group of teachers in the North Clackamas School District took the initiative Thursday, amid losing their jobs because of budget cuts, by gathering signatures in an effort to have their voices heard by their union.

The teachers, who gathered outside their union office, said they want a response from the union and put their demands in writing in the form of a petition.

Those speaking out said it shouldn’t have reached this point, and they would have accepted the district’s offer, favoring a wage freeze to save jobs.

So the local School District is facing, along with every other living soul in the United States (excepting Congress parasites) a budget crunch and has to cut back. Not wanting to throw their teachers on the street, they offered to keep them all employed if only they’d agree to no raises this year. The teachers voted among themselves and found that they’d rather be employed with no raise than unemployed with, well, no raise… Not surprising, really, and proving that teachers aren’t as dumb as we sometimes think they are.

What did the union allegedly “representing” and “fighting for” those members do? Do as their due-paying members wanted them to do, i.e. actually represent their members and their wishes? Hell no. They turned the offer down and, as a result, a whole bunch of teachers got their pink slips.

Yay unions! What would we do without them?

We don’t know. Work, maybe?

So now we’re faced with the hilarious and highly appropriate first of watching now-unemployed union members (thanks to their union bosses) picketing their own union for redress.

Personally, we’d say that a much more effective way of seeking redress would be to bury the union’s offices in torn up membership cards, adding a bit of gasoline and applying some matches, but we don’t know if Oregon is a Right to Work state, so leaving the union may not be an option.

There’s another conundrum for you: If unions are alleged to be such a huge boon to their members, how come they only seem to survive when employees are forced to join them? There seems to be a logical disconnect buried in there, but we’re sure that we’ll see that it’s just our silly clinging to archaic notions such as “logic” and “reason” causing our confusion when we finish our future stint in one of Il Douche’s re-education camps.

So Il Douche has already done a great deal to take over the banking industry, he’s taken over the automobile industry, he seeks, through blackmail, to take over what NEA funded artists can and cannot produce (in essence turning them into the Reichspropagandaministerium of his Reich), he’s trying to take over 1/6th of our economy, the health care industry, and, through his wholly owned subsidiaries, the unions, is working hard to take over the labor pool as well.

Yet we’re being told by NuConservatives that we’re being “unhelpful”, “silly” or downright “paranoid” when we posit that we’ve seen all of this happening before. Somewhere overseas, about 80 years ago.

Listen, we’d very much like it if we didn’t have to point out that Il Douche is a fascist of the first water, but we can’t very well keep silent as long as he keeps doing stuff that is, well, fascist, can we?

So we’ll say it again to all of the NuConservatives and others who just won’t admit to the harsh reality staring them in the eyes every day: If you’re scared of admitting the true nature of what Il Douche is doing, then try opening a history book. That will make you really scared.

OK, so he hasn’t invaded Poland. Neither had Hitler, in 1933, and we guarandamntee you that, had he run on a platform of doing that, he’d still be some random nut who tried to get his party represented in the Reichstag.

It’s amazing, really. For a group of people who, we’re willing to bet, have often either said out loud or at least thought that the Germans or Italians were stupid for not seeing where their leaders were taking them because it was all so obvious, don’t you know?, those NuConservatives sure are remarkably capable of committing the exact same mistake that they like chastising others for.


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Another installation of the never-ending saga from the Church of the Holy Goreacle.

The Met Office has caused a storm of controversy after it was revealed their £30million supercomputer designed to predict climate change is one of Britain’s worst polluters.

The massive machine – the UK’s most powerful computer with a whopping 15 million megabytes of memory – was installed in the Met Office’s headquarters in Exeter, Devon.

It is capable of 1,000 billion calculations every second to feed data to 400 scientists and uses 1.2 megawatts of energy to run – enough to power more than 1,000 homes.

Algore wasn’t available for comment, since he couldn’t hear the questions over the hum of the SuperDome-sized air conditioners that were keeping his mansion at an “environmentally-friendly” temperature of 65°F. NASA’s James Hansen was also unavailable for questioning, only stopping just long enough on his way into his office to shout a statement to the gathered journalists (through a bullhorn that he strangely had stashed inside the trench coat he was wearing—in August), “Hey, we’re scientists. We’re not required to follow the rules that we’re pushing to have imposed on others. Now, get out of my face. I’ve got a lot of data to manipulaaaaa, er, adjust. Yeah, that’s it. Adjust.


PS: As always, please keep the comments reasonable and non-ad homineminal over at Rev. Anthony’s.

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We mean, we constantly hear, without any evidence whatsoever (but if you expect that sort of thing from a liberal, then you’re even dumber than they are), in an attempt to downplay his 10 hour hiatus sleeping off his hangover, complaining about loud parties at his hotel and calling his lawyers while Mary Jo was slowly suffocating to death, how it’s all balanced out by the horrible weight of guilt and remorse that the Pussy of the Senate surely, surely felt for every single day of the rest of his life.

So here’s an example of how he dealt with that soul-crushing guilt:

I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne,

No, of course not. It’s like the repentant guilt on display from former SS guards who just couldn’t quit telling jokes about Jews and gas chambers for decades after the war. Because they cared, don’t you know?

And if you think that Ed Klein of the New York Slime is done digging, you’re wrong:

but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too.

See? Not only is cracking wise about the girl that he left to die while he was rummaging around in his luggage for Alka Seltzer proof that he was feeling so very, very guilty about it, it’s actually proof of what a wonderful person he was, constantly finding the funny and ridiculous side of murder, adultery, drunk driving, obstruction of justice etc.

What a mensch!

By the way: Did you know that, with the news of Ted’s death, Harry Reid announced another “shovel ready project” for Porkulus?

See? I care too!

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