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Just a point of order to keep you updated on what’s going on in the ever more infrequently spotted Imperial Self’s life.

It just turned out that Teh One’s lightworking skills finally managed to have an impact on our employer’s business as well. Not surprisingly, really, when you consider that the sum of his skills is an ability to make the DOW drop by 500 every time he opens his ignorant, Marxist pie hole, I know a lot of y’all are already dealing with the ramifications of this.

But we’ve just learned that our bosses have finally found themselves forced to get while the going is good and that our business is about to be sold out from under our feet which, understandably, leaves all of us in the dark as to what the future might hold.

So, while we start looking for overpasses to sleep under, we just want to thank, on behalf of ourself and our two small children, all of the drooling “52″ers once more for the Hell that their imbecility and ignorance has consigned us and millions of our countrymen to, all of which ought to go hunting for the little socialist bitches, killing them on sight to keep them from procreating their sub-retardedness any further.

Unlike you, we’re not daft enough to think that your Messiah is going to show up on our doorstep with a huge bag of money and a couple of unicorns in tow, because we reside in the real world.

We just want you to know, every single one of you who voted for that sack of shit, that we have a very, very long memory and that we fully intend to show the full extent of our gratitude for your wise decision to you. Personally. We’re not going to forget, much less forgive.

As to everything else, we’re just not in the mood. A mood, to be sure, but for now we’ll just content ourself with thanking Teh One for his many blessings.

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Stalin would be so proud.

A Camp Lejeune, N.C., Marine has been charged with threatening Barack Obama before the president was sworn into office last month.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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Teh Magic Negro sure is a multitasker. Not content with selling our grandchildren into indentured servitude, releasing terrorists, surrendering in Iraq, ad nauseum; his march to shred the Constitution and destroy our Republic continues. He’s a student of history after all, and knows that in order for a  tyrant to succeed, the people must be disarmed, lest they have the means to resist.

The Obama administration will seek to reinstate the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004 during the Bush administration, Attorney General Eric Holder said today.

But of course, it worked so well before. The sad thing is that I’m not really surprised by this. Just one more nail in the coffin.

“As President Obama indicated during the campaign, there are just a few gun-related changes that we would like to make, and among them would be to reinstitute the ban on the sale of assault weapons,” Holder told reporters.

Just a few changes, nothing big. Just some minor changes to make it impossible for the serfs to possess the means to resist the Great Leap Forward.

Holder said that putting the ban back in place would not only be a positive move by the United States, it would help cut down on the flow of guns going across the border into Mexico, which is struggling with heavy violence among drug cartels along the border.

“I think that will have a positive impact in Mexico, at a minimum.”

Piss all over the Constitution to have a positive impact in Mexico, got it. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

Holder declined to offer any time frame for the reimplementation of the assault weapons ban, however.

Just as soon as the Civilian Defence Force ObamaJugend is armed up and trained, I’m sure.

In a brief interview with ABC News, Wayne LaPierre, president of the National Rifle Association, said, “I think there are a lot of Democrats on Capitol Hill cringing at Eric Holder’s comments right now.”

The ones that remember the 1994 mid-terms anyway. Don’t worry guys, I’m sure Teh One™ will just do it through Executive Order Imperial fiat.

“I think closing the gun show loophole,

Which they refuse to actually define, except by using false terminology like “unlicensed dealers”. Nice and convenient to speak in such bland generalities, rather than actually talk specifics which can easily be refuted. Once again, feeewwings over facts and rational thought.

the banning of cop-killer bullets

Also undefined. Also convenient word play. What they leave unsaid is that the only ammunition still legally on the market which can defeat body armor is common rifle ammo, of every caliber.

and I also think that making the assault weapons ban permanent, would be something that would be permitted under Heller,”

Time for Heller v 2.0. Simple civics lesson for ya Holder. We’ll keep it simple since ever since you told me to confront my racism and stop being a coward, I’ve been able to realize that “you people” aren’t as bright as the rest of us. Let’s focus on just one word in the 2nd Amendment, “Arms”. You know, those things that the Amendment protects. Arms is defined by Merriam Websters as “a means (as a weapon) of offense or defense ; especially : firearm.” An even more specific definition, one in common use at the time of the ratification, is “weapons suitable for, or used by, infantry”. What would that be today Holder boopie?

The Assault Weapons Ban signed into law by President Clinton in 1994 banned 19 types of semi-automatic military-style guns and ammunition clips with more than 10 rounds.

Time  to trot out that lil’ ol’ piece of journalistic tripe again eh? The “19″ types of guns banned were actually closer to 200 named types, and plenty others that met the BS criteria based on cosmetic accoutrement. I wonder what this version will look like? BTW, they’re called MAGA fucking ZINES, not CLIPS you fucking illiterate cretins! Research the topic you intend to write about you fucking moron.

The more things Change™ the more they stay the same. Lets see where we stand.

Ballot box – Thanks to Acorn and the civic illiteracy of 52% of the populace, that ones gone.

Soap box – Fairness doctrine anyone? We still have it for now, but that ones in their sights as well.

Jury box – We’ll see how well that one holds up. So far not so good.

Cartridge box – Getting real close.

Gird you loins pups, gonna be a long fight ahead of us.

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Remember this guy? Seems his harmless lil comedy skit has the muzzies in an uproar. My question is this, where the fuck is OUR muzzie outrage?! I mean, what in the hell do you have to do to get a fucking fartwa ’round here? Yo, Islamic Rage Boy, get on the ball all ready.

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Normally I would leave the Gorbot Enviroloon bull to the Imperial Torturer™, but this article was just too good to pass up.

Leave it for the Brits to get their pansy ass knickers in a twist over toilet paper. It’s obvious they are suffering from TP envy.

The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country’s love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public’s insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.

Oh geez, now they’re channeling Sheryl Crow. It doesn’t take long to figure out where this pile of crap is going.

“Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution.”

Can anyone here feel the difference between virgin wood and slutty wood? *snicker*

A campaign by Greenpeace seeks to raise consciousness among Americans about the environmental costs of their toilet habits and counter an aggressive new push by the paper industry giants to market so-called luxury brands.

Ok Nimrods, keep your damn hands off my Quilted Northern, or I’ll shoot.

Americans already consume vastly more paper than any other country — about three times more per person than the average European, and 100 times more than the average person in China.

Good, then I don’t have to feel so bad about telling you EviroLoons to kiss my ass. At least I know it’s cleaner than yours is.

“I really do think it is overwhelmingly an American phenomenon,” said Hershkowitz. “People just don’t understand that softness equals ecological destruction.”

I would have loved to have seen that idiot’s face when he said that. There is no way in hell anyone could have made such a statement without laughing their asses off unless they were absolutely dipshit insane.

Maybe they would like us to use John Wayne TP instead. Rough and Tough, and doesn’t take Shit off of nobody.

It’s bad enough that we are expected to stop eating meat, recycle potato peelings, sit in the dark, and worship at the alter of AlBore the Almighty Gorecle, but when you start screwing around with my toilet paper we’re gonna have words.

With that I will close with a hearty BUTT OUT!!

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Looks like snake oil futures are in for a rough ride, since those damned, pesky temperatures just won’t cooperate with The Great Goreacle’s Glow Bull Worming Scam™ and the fact that more actual atmospheric scientists, as well as their statistician counterparts, are coming out of hiding to throw the Bullshit Flag™ onto the terra firma.  Take, for instance, the curiously unreported (by the Lamestream Midiots, anyway) report by Japan’s leading scientists who compare the worthless climate models, used by such unbiased luminaries as James “Algore’s Sockpuppet” Hansen and his fellow Marxist minions, to “ancient astrology”.

We may not have anything but “Change!” left in our pockets after the next four years, but it’s going to be fun watching the Gorebecile going even more batshit insane as the ice sheets start creeping down from the North Pole and pushing Starbuck’s cafe’s into Puget Sound, while hippies and other assorted morons steadfastly refuse to believe it’s happening and they get crushed under the advancing glaciers.


PS: Just a friendly reminder that if you comment over at WUWT, please keep it civil and “Rated-G”. Rev. Anthony is read by many of the world’s leading scientists and, we suspect, quite a few upper-echelon pols, so keep the vitriol and “colorful adjectives & invective” over here at The Rott. Thanks.— B.C.

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Socialism, that is…

I’ve often laughed derisively when people have asked me if I missed my native country or had ever considered maybe going back one day. The way things are going with the commie Jugeared freak and his Congressional enablers at least I won’t have to face that silly question in the future, because it looks like Eunuchistan is coming to live with us, courtesy of socialist pigs in DC, RINO girly-men (but I repeat myself) and a voting populace that should never be allowed to cast a ballot outside of American Idol.

So the resident just got done, with the help of a bunch of Senate RINOs with less balls than a colony of flatworms, throwing/shoving/forcing a trillion-dollar bill to be paid by your great-great-grandchildren’s great-grandchildren down our throats, but that’s only the beginning. Next, another $600+ billion to finance, you morons kept asking for it, nationalized Hell-care.

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama’s first budget will seek $634 billion over 10 years as a down payment on health care reform — a little more than half what it may ultimately cost to provide every American with medical coverage.


Not only do we get to pile even more funds we don’t have on top of the unfunded nightmare that will be a curse upon our descendants for about 50 generations, in return we get to enjoy all of the quality care that the British NHS is famous for.

Hooray, and thanks a pants-load, “52″ers.

Waiting lines that stretch out over decades, sub-par care that is as likely to kill you as make you better along with “hospitals” so unhygienic that they make microbiology cultures look positively yummy by comparison. If there were any adherence to safety regulations over there, there’d be Biohazard Level 4 signs all over the place, and I’m only talking about their ORs.

I can’t hardly wait.

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Today is the 173rd and the 64th anniversary (respectively) of two separate, seminal moments in American history. First LC to answer both right gets…well they won’t get shit but let’s see how smart y’all are. No googling ya cheatin’ bastards. :-)

[Ahem, C'mon Crunchie of Teh Magnifient Ass™, coveted by gay men in at least 15 states, give them something for winning, how 'bout this opportunity?]

JB continuing here. Yes once again it IS Tuesday, February the 24th in the year of Our L-rd, 2009. The significance you ask? It’s Rottie Radio Night and that means that starting at around 8 pm Central Time, you’ll have fine rantings and ravings to raise your blood-pressure (or at least mine) for the evening.

Of course, we hope followed, at around 9:30 pm until whenever he has to flatten his Imperial Scrawny Ass™ and go to sleep (say 11′ish pm), the Emperor Misha and “Keep the Homefires Burning” provided the Imperial Palace is back to normal operations.

I’m available, of course, for chat on “tuesdaytruth” Yahoo IM. Misha can be reached at the same place as “emperor_misha.”

Join us and as always, expect an eclectic mix of tunes and talk.

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Oh and by the bye, since it ALWAYS ends up there OPEN THREAD, from here on out !!!!!.

Thanks for the support last week, it was rather scary early in the show, but y’all turned out in great numbers and I’m humbled. -JB

Now with that being said, again for our hard-core listeners, my insider information network has determined that the Imperial Palace has been temporarily changed into the Imperial Leper Colony™ with the standard “Flu Bug” running rampant. Call it a 50-50 chance of the Boss being up for following ‘moi’ on the rant. He’s chomping at the bit, trust me, but embracing reality adds a whole new dimension to the facts. Regardless, I’ll lock and load at least another hour.

Seems like Teh Allergy Season™ here in Tejas, is really nasty. Eyes burning, nose running and Eustachian tubes are entirely plugged. Fuggedaboutit, time for Benadryl and an early beddy-bye time. JB

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I think Allah is even getting sick of these crazy guys. At the exact moment he claims Iran is the most powerful country in all the world a ceiling fan falls and hits him in the head.


(I’ll bet you watched this at least five times, didn’t you?) :lol:


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The State of Oregon is somewhat unique among most “shall issue” states. Their statute specifically states that concealed handgun permit holders may carry on a university campus. ORS 166.370 states;

166.370 Possession of firearm or dangerous weapon in public building or court facility; exceptions; discharging firearm at school. (1) Any person who intentionally possesses a loaded or unloaded firearm or any other instrument used as a dangerous weapon, while in or on a public building, shall upon conviction be guilty of a Class C felony.

Simple enough. But as with pretty much every other statute ever written, definitions are important.

166.360 Definitions for ORS 166.360 to 166.380. As used in ORS 166.360 to 166.380, unless the context requires otherwise:…

(4) “Public building” means a hospital, a capitol building, a public or private school, as defined in ORS 339.315, a college or university,…

So, you can’t carry on campus, right? Well, just like every statute has definitions, they have exceptions too.

(3) Subsection (1) of this section does not apply to:…

(d) A person who is licensed under ORS 166.291 and 166.292 to carry a concealed handgun. (emph. mine )

Now even a “functionally illiterate” redneck like myself can understand that.  So why am I boring you with this elementary lesson on Oregon law? Because even as simple as that law is, it appears it is a bit beyond the comprehension of the intellectual elite of Oregon academia. A Marine Corps veteran, and Oregon CHL holder, was arrested on the campus of Western Oregon University for “illegal possession” of a derringer.

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