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And the hits keep rolling in with the Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers and his Cluefucked Cluckhead Administration. So many, in fact, that if anybody had thrown it into an episode of a sitcom, the writers would be fired for using all of the gags in one shot.
At the Dept. of Spayed, ably led by Her Cankledness, the Hildebeest, they first demonstrate that nobody in the department responsible for foreign relations know how to locate, much less use a dictionary:
GENEVA—After promising to “push the reset button” on relations with Moscow, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton planned to present Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a light-hearted gift at their talks here Friday night to symbolize the Obama administration’s desire for a new beginning in the relationship.
It didn’t quite work out as she planned.
She handed him a palm-sized box wrapped with a bow. Lavrov opened it and pulled out the gift—a red plastic button on a black base with a Russian word “peregruzka” printed on top.
“We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?” Clinton said as reporters, allowed in to observe the first few minutes of the meeting, watched.
“You got it wrong,” Lavrov said, to Clinton’s clear surprise. Instead of “reset,” he said the word on the box meant “overcharge.”
Which, at the very least, perfectly describes what she and the misministration of which she’s yet another fumbling fuckhead part are doing to the credit card of the American People. What’s in your wallet?
Then she went on to demonstrate that her recollection of history is as perfect as her recollection of her and her husband’s numerous crimes:
A veteran politician, Clinton compared the complex European political environment to that of the two-party U.S. system, before adding:
“I have never understood
multipartydemocracy.
There, fixed that for you, Brynhildebeest.
“It is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been around a lot longer than European democracy.”
The Greek delegation to the meeting then went on to issue a bunch of colorful remarks which were, fortunately for the tender ears of several drunken sailors present, not translated into English. They would have been traumatized for life.
Meanwhile, President “Way Above My Pay Grade”, right after the diplomatic masterpiece of sending back a bust of Winston Churchill gifted to the White House as a recognition of the close ties between our two countries, went on to fuck up something as pathetically simple as receiving a foreign head of state. Basic protocol and the traditional gift exchange obviously doesn’t apply to visits from one of our closest allies, Great Britain. But we’re sure that were Hugo Chavez to visit 1600 Penn Ave, it would take days to pull President Jugears away from the fat slob of a socialist pig’s crotch.
Faced with yet another cosmic fustercluck, the Obamessiah responded as he always does, by sending somebody else to whine on his behalf.
Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.
In spite of jetting off to extended weekends refusing to sign the Porkulus Package that he and his Demonspawn henchmen couldn’t get pushed through fast enough. We can’t imagine what it is that he and the First Clydesdale do on their frequent retreats and, what’s more important: we don’t want to imagine it. But obviously it isn’t very restful.
British officials, meanwhile, admit that the White House and US State Department staff were utterly bemused by complaints that the Prime Minister should have been granted full-blown press conference and a formal dinner, as has been customary. They concede that Obama aides seemed unfamiliar with the expectations that surround a major visit by a British prime minister.
…as well as anything else having to do with running a country. But hey, what would you expect from a group of peasants whose main experience lie in heeling wards and cheating on their taxes? Make that only experience, now that we think about it.
Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president’s surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.
It is apparently dawning upon him that he can’t get through this particular job by simply collecting bribes and graft, voting “present” on occasion and looking for the next job.
A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama’s inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to “even fake an interest in foreign policy”.
Unsurprisingly, since he’s also failed, over several years, to even fake something resembling intelligence.
The American source said: “Obama is overwhelmed. There is a zero sum tension between his ability to attend to the economic issues and his ability to be a proactive sculptor of the national security agenda.
Which is a really fancy way of saying “he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.”
The sad truth is, he’s not competent to do either.
And he hasn’t even walked on water or parted the Red Sea yet.
Thanks, “52″ers, you’re a prize bunch of drooling fucktards.
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Just voting “present” doesn’t cut it anymore, does it jugears?
Oh just come on out and say it….he’s a complete, and total fuckup. There…no need for all those useless and wasteful big words that only confuse the poor idiotic staff persons.
Howzit goin’ Jughead?
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Nevermind, Jughead is cool, this cluster**** is a joke.
awwwww…..is the messiah all tuckered out from working all his miracles? How long has he been in office? 40 – 50 days? and he still has 3.75 years to go…he’ll never make it if he’s worn out already. Shit, the worst hasn’t hit this guy yet, there will be bigger crises…probably global and security crises. It will be interesting to see what his minions excuses will be when the inevitable terrorist strike hits one of our cities under his watch.
First Clydesdale…….heh…..that still cracks me up
Just a condom, cuz the Dem have taken all the money.
And I’m gonna need the condom since I’m sure to get screwed. 
Well, they did warn us he’s a light worker. And that means no heavy lifting or long hours.
Out of the tailspin, into a power dive.
There are a few industries that have seen a wonderful return on the National Disaster..
Steel safes,,
Had mine for five years now, it proves a great stress reliever. Five hundred pounds, five feet tall, bolted to the floor, guns, meds, cash, whatever we want, keepsakes, papers, ammo….
Not me. A Clydesdale is a noble beast, not to be confused with the First Gargoyle (she really should go back to whatever church ledge she was alighting on in paris.)
Our small safe ain’t bolted down, fulla cinderblocks,, and a note inside “you risked your worthless life to steal my cement chunks?”
[...] country wasn’t going down the crapper, with President Barack Obama doing the conga line as Gordon Brown gets dissed and GM teeters on the brink, I’d enjoy this more: Contrast Buckley, Gergen and Brooks with, [...]
LC Gunsniper sez:
Hey now, I’ve seen some rather nice Gargoyles, and I know that they would take offense at that, at least compare him to a turd, they don’t care anymore.
Misha,
I feel that your title for this post insults competent Amateur’s of all stripes. This fuckhead ain’t good enough to be called an Amateur!
Funny, I remember that during the campaign, Obama and his lefties ridiculed McCain for suspending his campaign to focus on the financial crisis. In fact, I just looked it up and found 326,000 hits. Here’s one of them:
Why Can’t John McCain Multitask?
So I guess the new headline should be “Why Can’t Barack Obama Multitask?”
And McCain is 25 years older than Obama. I never heard him complain about being tired or stressed. What did Obama think the presidency would be like? It’s well known as probably the most stressful job on the planet.
What a bunch of inexperienced, incompetent boobs.
Which just goes to prove that GWB is a bigger, better man than I.
If I were in GWB’s shoes, I’d be drunk-dialing The Lightbringer in the middle of the night at least once a week, with “Not as easy as it looks, is it, fucktard?” (click)
I guess there is no reason to say this again–We’re F***. Empty rhetoric, big promises and now that the shoe hits the pavement, no freakin’ idea how to run a country. There is a reason why I prefer veteran lawmakers to younger up and comers. The older lawmakers know how to get things done while the younger ones want to party and whine.
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:
OK… he’s a complete and total fuckup.
Do we really have to wait till 2010 for the adults to take back over in DC?
Sir, that is an insult to every boob that walked the earth.
Except for Hillary’s.
“You got it wrong,” Lavrov said, to Clinton’s clear surprise. Instead of “reset,” he said the word on the box meant “overcharge.”
Hey, Hills, would it have been so hard to go to a fucking dictionary and look up “?????? ??????”? That’s what State Department translators are for.
And for fuck’s sake, at least print it in CYRILLIC, you ?????!
(bangs head against wall)
Oh great, I can’t print russian here.
I wrote “knopka sbrosa” for the first set of ??s, and “durak” for the second, if anyone cares.
LC Gunsniper sez:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, now I feel a bit better. Sorta.
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:
Roger that Mrs. M. What the fuck were they thinking? Oops, mybad, they weren’t.
rickn8or sez:
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and, “No Shit”. What did TEH ONE™ think it was getting itself into? Idiot.
Crustyrusty sez:
ROGER THAT!!!!!!!
LC Scott sez:
Perhaps not, Scott, but we won’t speak of that just now. Suffice it to say…let us hope we can.
lc purple raider @ 19: Hey now! I rather like boobs. Do not insult them so!
All we can do is hold on, wait for things, and protest where we can
From the Politico article, the paragraph directly subsequent to the one quoted:
Don’t worry about that, though. You just keep concentrating on the fucking button. That’s where the real story’s at.
From the Telegraph Article:
Wow. Sounds like Obama is under a lot of pressure. Good thing you guys didn’t give the job to a 72 year old heart attack victim and his assistant, Bible Spice.
In case you hadn’t noticed, Muzzy, Sen. McCain has experienced certain periods of stress in his life. Start with Naval flight school. Maybe he wasn’t top of his class, but he made it through. Anyone who graduates from a program that teaches you to land a jet on a moving postage stamp at night during a gale has my respect. Having an admiral as a father only gets you so far. You still have to pass the required number of “traps”. Then flying combat missions against what was at that time the densest air defense belt on earth. I’d say that can get the stress-meter pegged pretty quickly. When the air defense won one day, he got to spend the next 5+ years of his life undergoing massive amounts of stress on a daily basis. When the NVA guards don’t let you sleep after beating you repeatedly, don’t set your broken arm, and drag you out of your filthy cell at all hours for interrogation, then keep you awake again, that’s tired. So maybe he hasn’t had to do any of this in the Senate recently, but he’s done it before. And it wouldn’t necessarily have made him a better president regarding his policies. Taking on the most difficult job in the world wouldn’t have been a cakewalk for McCain, but he wouldn’t have folded under the pressure. Obama, on the other hand, is a pathetic poseur who wanted to be elected president. He never really thought about what it would take to be president. This is the first time in his life he’s had to work hard, and it seems he doesn’t like it much. Poor baby.
Muzzy sez:
pressure and stress are things people learn to deal with through experience. those who have no experience fold easily in spite of short hours and long weekends.
Gee whiz! Spend the night just watching the toob rather than in front of the info-toob and look what happens!
Not even two full months into the job he conned from the 52%-ers and Caliph Hussein al-Chicago has risen past his own personal Peter Principle limit. Now he’s weary, can’t seem to find decent help, those he has selected but not confirmed are bailing like rats from a sinking ship. Can a Wilson-esque Presidency be far behind? Will Bridezilla become the conduit between the stricken Caliph and
HisHer Administration? Will Joe ‘not the Plumber’ Biden step in to finish the Caliph’s failed programs? Will HERSELF! leave the Secretary of State’s palatial office for yet another tightly controlled ‘Listening Tour’ to see what the poor PEEPUL really want?The people selected by the Caliph are supposed to be PROFESSIONAL POLITICIANS *spit* yet all of them need a Cluebatting of monumental proportions. Truly, this country could be led by Kindergarteners with better results than produced so far.
Where have you gone John Galt?
The nation turns its lonely eyes to you!
And this little incompetent fucktard (and his $5.00 south side whore) has the, in his shirt pocket, the launch codes for over 5000 nuclear warheads.
Boy, that makes me sleep better at night. I least being inside the beltway the end will be quick. I’ll be dead before the blast wave hits.
Oh yeah, Muzzy, in case your head is still shoved up your ass and licking your bowel, Bible Spice has more talent, smarts, experience, personality and common sense in her left nipple than this sack’o’shit has in his whole body.
Guess Obambi doesn’t have to worry about sweat on his tiny balls with you around to lick it off Muzzy.
Muzzy sez:
Outstanding – just goes to show douche nozzles can type. If you take Obama’s dick out of your mouth, you can probably talk, too. A veritable Demosthenes. But this is a truly historic presidency. It is one so totally and thoroughly inept, that it will succeed where all others would have thrown up their hands in despair. It will supplant the Carter administration as the worst evah! Gives a new meaning to “Carteresque” however. You are no longer even the worst but only the runner-up. Figures.
PS: Douche nozzle, John McCain is a cancer survivor, not heart attack. You, however, do not seem to have survived that pimply thing on your schwantz. Say hello to Al Capone.
americanexpat @:
I know all of that, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s 72 years old, has a string of health problems, and comes from a family with a history of heart trouble.
Light29ID @:
While I don’t spend as much time as you do contemplating Sarah Palin’s nipples, you may be surprised to learn that we actually concur on this point. Sarah Palin does have more talent (at winning beauty pageants), more experience (at helping run fishing businesses, mayoring Anchorage bedroom communities, begging for Federal earmarks, and shooting wolverines from helicopters), more personality (she was a sportscaster, after all, and she’s so peppy), and more common sense than Obama. Of course, by “common sense”, I do mean “believes in witches”.
She’s also way smarter than Obama. Why, she’s got a BA in “Communications” from Idaho University. Meanwhile Obama’s just had to make do with a BA in Political Science & International Relations from Columbia, and a JD from Harvard Law School. Everyone knows you can get those through the mail. They probably made him a Constitutional Law Professor because they felt sorry for him. And as for his becoming President of the Harvard Law review? Well, how else could a black man achieve such a position except through affirmative action!!!1one? I tell you, Sarah Palin could’ve done that shit in her sleep, and would’ve too if it wasn’t so beneath her.
LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper @:
Look, if I could get a Visa any other way…
Muzzy sez:
Who needs a Visa? Change your name to Juarez, buy a rubber raft and float over. McCain will meet you on the beach with food stamps and the keys to a Condo.
I won’t, it’s irrelevant.
Indeed it is. Clinton demonstrated embarrassing incompetence in the face of a rival/enemy. No surprise that Lavrov would say that the “frostiness” in relations was reduced after getting a good laugh out of such a pathetic display from a diplomatic featherweight/featherbrain.
The Presidency is a position of leadership that requires a genuine leader, not a sheepskin collector with a professional resumé that fits neatly on a postage stamp. That’s something your kind will never understand. Diplomas do not make leaders.
Muzzy, the Russians were laughing and joking after the meeting just like the wolf who had just realized that the sheep had invited him over for dinner, given him the keys to the kids’ bedroom and left all of the professional chef knives sitting out on the kitchen counter.
That “unfreezing” sound you hear is the Russian bear’s chops being slathered with foamy saliva… They smell blood and they don’t let their prey get away.
BTW, how’s that “unprecedented” winter heat wave coming along for you guys across the pond? We’ve got three Great Lakes pretty much completely frozen over on our side. It looks like your Met office is being run by the Obamessiah’s people, since they haven’t been able to come close to getting even a short-term seasonal forecast correct for a few years running.
I am not worried about the Brits or the Russians… Short of attacking them outright, the Brits will take care of us because I’m sure at this point we have been relegated to the ’such simple little peasant children’ group and the Brits have this thing about taking care of peasants… (though usually under their banner).. hmm… The Russians won’t be too bad to us because for all their ‘evil capitalist’ talk.. they know that if we go down.. we will be taking them (and the rest of the world) with us.
I more fear China than anything else. Sad how history goes round and round.
BTW with all this money Obama has been spending, can’t he splurge on some plastic surgery for that horse he married?
BTW, Muzz, it took all of about 15 seconds (mostly due to my Jurassic ‘puter) to look up a Russian translation of “RESET”. Being as I was, in a former life, a linguist of a certain Mid-Eastern tongue, I’ll leave it up to those who are fluent in Russkese to let me know if the online dictionary nailed it.
*Paging Princess Natasha!*
Not to be outdone by Clinton’s screwup jugears screws the pooch in the UK.
Amateur hour indeed.
Yeah, it’s called being POTUS, geniuses.
We must remember that this is Obambi’s first real job. All that signing of spending bills and executive orders has put a cramp in his poor skinny little girl writin’ arm. [whine] “Give him a cha-a-a-a-nce.”
I do wish there were a way Gutter Rat and The First Whore could be removed before they do any further damage, forceably if necessary. The Half-Wit Biden would need to assume the office of president, but only until new elections can take place. Just daydreamin’ is all.
#27 SeniorD
Fixed that for you.
LC Subotai Bahadur
Cheryl@
His pecs should really glisten now.
What’s that saying about not trampling your old friends while attempting to make new ones? I was ambivalent about the gifts because there is a number of ways of parsing it (helped by the fact I can’t stand Brown), but this tends to get my back up:
Remind me again how many countries supported the US at political cost to the leadership? Where the political opposition would have done at least as much? (for those who think that is contradictary, it isn’t)
I know, I’m preaching to the choir here…
LC Subotai Bahadur sez:
He’s running a political gossip blog
Muzzy @:
Between the two…who’s held a real job that has responsibility and accountability?
DOH!!! Trick question
B.C., Imperial Torturer™ sez:
She’s busy zeroing her rifle, cleaning her ammo and sharping her Cold Steel.
As an American, I’m completely embarrassed by the O Duce Administration.
—Our Secretary of State can’t get one single word correctly translated into Russian. (I hope she wasn’t overcharged by her translator!)
—Our President, who has his BA in political science with specialization in international relations has snubbed our closest ally. (Faux pas? Fo’ shizzle!)
Then, instead of crucifying (that’s legal again somewhere, isn’t it?) them on TV, our favorite media hack Olby is waving his Cornell “Moo U” degree in the air……….which reminds me……….HIS degree in communications amounts to about as much as Sarah Palin’s from the University of Idaho (fify Muzzy) don’tcha think?
So, Bambi was a “professor” and so is Bill Ayers–renders the position worthless in my mind.
Bambi was president of Harvard Law Review, but since nobody can find any articles written by him I figure it must have been an affirmative action move.
Lots of people believe lots of things and as long as no one else is harmed by those beliefs, well, that’s just part of the package of freedom we enjoy here in the USA. Really, it’s not as if Sarah’s out there beheading people or hosting car-b-q’s or chanting “kill the ______s!”
OMG, I could just go on. Sigh.
And yet…
No transcripts from Columbia or Harvard.
And it is interesting that they can’t find any articles that he has written for the Harvard Law Review.
So maybe Obama says he’s the smartest man in the world, but seeing as we really have no evidence of that…
And seeing the results of his first 40 days….
I would have to say…
He couldn’t spell success if you spotted him the S’s, the C’s, and the U’s and told him to buy a vowel.
And he’d probably buy an A.
Alternative Obamonics™ spelling of “success” is “suxxass”.
For that comment, some may go ahead and call me “racist”. Oh well. See if I give a flying fuck.
(Wait… mile-high club… F-14 pilot… Let me rephrase that…)
Erp
Could’a done without the reminder, LH, thank you!