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And the hits keep rolling in with the Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers and his Cluefucked Cluckhead Administration. So many, in fact, that if anybody had thrown it into an episode of a sitcom, the writers would be fired for using all of the gags in one shot.
At the Dept. of Spayed, ably led by Her Cankledness, the Hildebeest, they first demonstrate that nobody in the department responsible for foreign relations know how to locate, much less use a dictionary:
GENEVA—After promising to “push the reset button” on relations with Moscow, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton planned to present Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a light-hearted gift at their talks here Friday night to symbolize the Obama administration’s desire for a new beginning in the relationship.
It didn’t quite work out as she planned.
She handed him a palm-sized box wrapped with a bow. Lavrov opened it and pulled out the gift—a red plastic button on a black base with a Russian word “peregruzka” printed on top.
“We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?” Clinton said as reporters, allowed in to observe the first few minutes of the meeting, watched.
“You got it wrong,” Lavrov said, to Clinton’s clear surprise. Instead of “reset,” he said the word on the box meant “overcharge.”
Which, at the very least, perfectly describes what she and the misministration of which she’s yet another fumbling fuckhead part are doing to the credit card of the American People. What’s in your wallet?
Then she went on to demonstrate that her recollection of history is as perfect as her recollection of her and her husband’s numerous crimes:
A veteran politician, Clinton compared the complex European political environment to that of the two-party U.S. system, before adding:
“I have never understood
multipartydemocracy.
There, fixed that for you, Brynhildebeest.
“It is hard enough with two parties to come to any resolution, and I say this very respectfully, because I feel the same way about our own democracy, which has been around a lot longer than European democracy.”
The Greek delegation to the meeting then went on to issue a bunch of colorful remarks which were, fortunately for the tender ears of several drunken sailors present, not translated into English. They would have been traumatized for life.
Meanwhile, President “Way Above My Pay Grade”, right after the diplomatic masterpiece of sending back a bust of Winston Churchill gifted to the White House as a recognition of the close ties between our two countries, went on to fuck up something as pathetically simple as receiving a foreign head of state. Basic protocol and the traditional gift exchange obviously doesn’t apply to visits from one of our closest allies, Great Britain. But we’re sure that were Hugo Chavez to visit 1600 Penn Ave, it would take days to pull President Jugears away from the fat slob of a socialist pig’s crotch.
Faced with yet another cosmic fustercluck, the Obamessiah responded as he always does, by sending somebody else to whine on his behalf.
Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” by the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.
In spite of jetting off to extended weekends refusing to sign the Porkulus Package that he and his Demonspawn henchmen couldn’t get pushed through fast enough. We can’t imagine what it is that he and the First Clydesdale do on their frequent retreats and, what’s more important: we don’t want to imagine it. But obviously it isn’t very restful.
British officials, meanwhile, admit that the White House and US State Department staff were utterly bemused by complaints that the Prime Minister should have been granted full-blown press conference and a formal dinner, as has been customary. They concede that Obama aides seemed unfamiliar with the expectations that surround a major visit by a British prime minister.
…as well as anything else having to do with running a country. But hey, what would you expect from a group of peasants whose main experience lie in heeling wards and cheating on their taxes? Make that only experience, now that we think about it.
Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president’s surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk.
It is apparently dawning upon him that he can’t get through this particular job by simply collecting bribes and graft, voting “present” on occasion and looking for the next job.
A well-connected Washington figure, who is close to members of Mr Obama’s inner circle, expressed concern that Mr Obama had failed so far to “even fake an interest in foreign policy”.
Unsurprisingly, since he’s also failed, over several years, to even fake something resembling intelligence.
The American source said: “Obama is overwhelmed. There is a zero sum tension between his ability to attend to the economic issues and his ability to be a proactive sculptor of the national security agenda.
Which is a really fancy way of saying “he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.”
The sad truth is, he’s not competent to do either.
And he hasn’t even walked on water or parted the Red Sea yet.
Thanks, “52″ers, you’re a prize bunch of drooling fucktards.
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Awwww. Po’ baby. Maybe if he and the First Angry Black Woman to ever inhabit the White House would give up their parties every Wednesday night, THEY COULD GET SOME REST.
He reminds me of a frat boy, or my students who couldn’t get their papers written because they “had” to go to a party over the weekend.
I had ZERO sympathy for my students, and I have ZERO sympathy for the O’Dumbos.
Hey, Juggy…you wanted the job, but all you do is bitch and whine about it.
STFU, already.
LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:
Sources close to the White House say Mr Obama and his staff have been “overwhelmed” creating the economic meltdown and have voiced concerns that the new president is not getting enough rest.
fixed it fer ye’
hyeh hyeh
LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun @:
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery sez:
Jay, with that in mind, you might check out this link Famed pastor predicts imminent catastrophe
It’s from David Wilkerson, who has never come off as a kook. I suspect he’s right on the money with this one.
Ok I gotta post this. This is a comment I saw on another site that was just too damn funny not to share.
Hey Juggy, as I tell my students: cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
Or as I would tell my children: call the waaaaahhhhmmmmbulance, or call 1-800-waaaaahhh
Or, you want a little cheese with that whine?
What’s that you ask? Don’t I have a LITTLE sympathy for him? Not just NO, but HELL NO!
Odumbass thought this job would be like Queen Elizabeth’s. Smile, wave, wear some neat jewelry, have some swanky parties, and make the peasants think you care. Sorry fucktard is finding out it’s actually a *gasp* job!
Wipe the sand out of your vagina, pull up those panties and get your ass to work Bambi!!
LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:
I tell my students “Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey”……and when the look at me weird I say
Waaah Frikkin’ Waaaah…….
They sure do hate Whitey’s guts, don’t they? And you can’t get Whitey-er than WHITEHALL. It’s really making them tingle all over to have a chance to diss the hated White Man’s momma country. Can you imagine the thrill?
Fucking turds.
It was DEFINITELY an affirmative action move, honey. They admitted that he was the first prez of the HLR who was NOT the top man in his class. They were just dying to get a black man in there. I reckon they figured none of them could cut the mustard without help, so they shoved this fool in the slot. He sounds sooo sonorous doing his huckster speeches, you know. Just like Elmer Gantry.
Obongo really does remind me of Teddy Kennedy, the Halfwit of the Massachusetts bog-trottin’, rum-runnin’ clan. I went with some classmates to hear the bozo speak during his 1980 prez run. I warned them that TK was a congenital idiot, but they didn’t believe me.
Well, the old sot waddled out to the strains of “Camelot,” then had the crust to claim “I’m not running on My Brother’s Legacy!” My friends started to writhe uneasily in their seats.
Then Teddy gave a fine-sounding speech, full of the usual liberal eyewash, and the crowd of students cheered lustily. All went well until the Question-and-Answer time.
Teddy could no more answer a straight question than he could punch his way out of a wet paper bag. It was embarrassing: his stupidity, ignorance, and inarticulateness were cruelly laid bare. My boyfriend was pissed when I poked his arm and gleefully said, “I told you so!” (I was raised with a healthy contempt for the Kennedy clan.) It was blazingly obvious that the guy was a total Creature of other interests and behind the scenes powers and manipulators. Who led and managed him, propelled him onstage, hired slick writers for him, and used him to further their own ends. All of which he greedily agreed to do.
This is just like Obongo’s stupidity when his TelePrompter dies: his stupidity, ignorance, and inarticulateness are just as cruelly laid bare. He even uses it when he’s introducing someone else’s speech: then there’s an awkward pause as Obongo’s Brain is lowered out of sight, and a real person steps up to the podium and begins to deliver a speech the old-fashioned way. And he uses it at press conferences. The first ever titular POTUS to do so. (I say “titular,” because I will never recognize That Creature as my president. His fraud in the primaries should have seen him thrown out of the election on his ass.)
/spit
Be that as it may, Muzzy, it’s irrelevant now, although you brought it up in the first place. McCain wasn’t elected president, Obama was, and now we’re stuck with him. Every president gets tired, exhausted even. It’s simply the nature of the job–too many things to do, not enough time to do them, and always trying to balance multiple priorities and competing interests, and any wrong choice having potentially dire consequences for the nation. But the key, and this is what Obama misses entirely, is that being a leader is to show that you’re in charge of the situation, not that the situation is in charge of you. It’s not the place to be pleading for sympathy about how much stress you’re under. I would have disagreed with his policies in any event. And I always believed he was in over his head. It’s not a pleasure to be proven right.
And coming to you inthe near future……. (they will realize his liability “issues”)….and……NEWSFLASH…. President Obama hospitalized today for “exhaustion” apparently killing the economy takes alot out of a guy, and add that to the normal stress of the job…. and well ….we’re surprised he lasted this long….
I beleive the title of the post says it all……..Amateur Hour….. hey I have an idea….. lets make friends with the Syrians! And while we’re at it, lets ignore that Iran has enough material for multiple nuclear bombs. And then we can ignore the fucking shooting war on our southern border (you think the Cartels are going to secede from Mexico?) ……no worries! We’ll just use our super mad dipomacy skillz (you know the “new” ones, where we treat our greatest ally (Britain) like a turd world nation) and send Hillary to Russia with her panties at her ankles…..
Watching this charade of “professionalism” is like watching three monkeys trying to fuck a football…..
That was good one.
But seriously folks, is it not time for a couple of burly military guys to haul this little punk out of The Oval Office before he starts disassembling the health care system? He had his fun and now it’s time for the adults to take charge. It might be good to do that before he assembles his crew of brown shirts. I’d hate to see the good Marines have to exert themselves.
Princess Natasha, Uber-Whore of Zion sez:
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
A Naval pilot? What the hell is wrong with us ugly, smelly, all around disgusting ground pounders?
Muzzy sez:
Appearently they didn’t cover the fact that you should get a nappy-poo before the political leader of an allied country comes to visit: Barack Obama ‘too tired’ to give proper welcome to Gordon Brown
The bones of Sir Winston Churchill are doing about 60 Hz.
What if it’s not incompetence?
Oath and all.
#66 LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove
I don’t remember where I saw this in some comments today, but it is on point:
The second scariest thought is that this [the economic meltdown] is because he is incompetent. The first is that it is not.
LC Subotai Bahadur
Anyone with a good view of the back picture would probably agree, this disaster would be quite a remarkable feat for one guy.
He did, however, have some loyal backers.
LC Subotai Bahadur @:67
A fella named James Simpson hits the nail on the head. Lots of info about the well orchestrated Cloward-Piven rise of socialism brought on by the intended collapse of the economy by the left. The chaos is created to bring about panic so the sheeple will lay down in fear and submit to teh one and his agenda.
Gets pretty windy but worth the listen. I wouldn’t pass on conspiracy theories unless they have documented facts to back them up.
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I think Russia already has a red button. It’s not a reset button, though.
Or, option C: He’s doing this on purpose and he is incompetent.
Oh, Omammy is incompetent alright. He is also an idealogue, a died-in-the-wool communist and child of the addled nitwits of 60’s radical movements, like Ayers, Dohrn, Manson (thrown in for yucks), and Wright (kinda whats left of the spirit of the Black Panthers) and the freaky-deaky hoes that couldn’t keep their knees together around their ilk (Omammy doesn’t want to release his birth certificate, I think, because it doesn’t list a father and designates him as Jewish, not black). But the real bottom line here is that he’s the F’n payback, posterchild for affirmative action. The old south has been suffering under it for longer than anywhere else and now, all the parts of the country without enough AAs to know what affirmative action really does to any organization, society, or culture–here’s your F’n sign! It’s everywhere, now, right up to the top. So now the top is just as dumb as the bottom, ’cause that’s what affirmative action is all about–least common denominators. Come on anarchy! Where the strong and well armed thrive and the weak and stupid F’n don’t.