With the astronomical number of mind-numbingly hypocritical statements issuing forth from the mouths of Teh One and his Merry Moronic Marxist Minions™, they’re going to need ANWR-sized amounts of surgical epoxy to keep their lips from completely detaching from their faces and spontaneously combusting. We could fill up a volume rivaling the Library of Congress from just the first six weeks of Obambi’s Epic Failure Follies™, but we’ll just keep it simple with this single statement that epitomizes the absolutely astounding levels of chutzpa (the bad kind) and soulless immorality that this band of Stalinist Shitheels personifies.
We bring you someone who, if he were merely a mortal, blue-collar stiff punching a clock 9-5, 5 days a week making widgets in Middle America, would be known as “Inmate No. 123456789″, instead of Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner:
“Over the next several months,” he said Tuesday, “the President will propose a series of legislative and enforcement measures to reduce such U.S. tax evasion and avoidance.“
Get out there and buy those stocks while you still can. Those lips aren’t going to just hold on all by themselves.
F.E.T.E.



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Oh, that’s rich.
Where’s that reset button?
FIRST!
Hey you proles are supposed to be the ones paying the tax.
We, your elected betters feel that we can better
oppressserve when unconstrained by such petty things as the law.The fox guards the henhouse in real life.
I kept saying The Dali Bama would use the IRS inappropriately. This is just the beginning. Wait tell the IRS has the power to take your guns because you owe back taxes! And suddenly every citizen that owns guns will some how fall behind.
I’ve lost count. Was it six or was it seven tax cheats either in place or nominated for this “president’s” cabinet?
Oh, it’s okay. He just “forgot”, and he’s sorry, and it won’t happen again, so that makes it all better!
Somewhat off-topic…
jugears makes another statement that wasn’t worth the crib sheet on which it was printed.
“Every voice must be heard on health reform”.
(just not the voices against soviet-style health care.)
These fuckin idiots don’t even know what the hell they’re saying … tax avoidance is completely legal, tax evasion is a crime.
Can I continue to pay the taxes they think I owe and not pay the taxes they don’t know about? I say ‘come git me, but I’m armed.’ Is that ‘avoidance’ or ‘f*ck you’?
LC Gunsniper sez:
Can you say ‘cacophony.’? Yelling over the noise maybe? Lord help us.
KO, so St. Bacchus is driving the keyboard right now, but really, Is ‘health reform’ supposed to be ‘I pay for my health care?’ or just ‘I pay for health care?’ Big difference.
Oops. Three in a row. Talkin’ to myself. Bye.
Health care reform? I gotcher health care reform right here, buddy!
I am health care. This is what I do, for over 30 fuckin’ years, day in, day out. I am an ER Nurse. I take all comers, sick or not, hurt or broken. Sick of life, and afraid to die.
If things don’t go your way, I take the whipping, the anger, the pain, the grief, and stow it all away. I give it to God, cause He told me to do this work, He gave me the Gift.
Great Britain has a system which RATIONS health care. If you’re diabetic, or for what ever reason, your kidneys die, and you’re on dialysis. The day you turn 65, you get a ‘dear limey’ letter. No more dialysis, too bad, keep a stiff upper, that’s a good brit. 7,000 a year dead cause the gubmint don’t want to pay.
Over 70 and need a pacemaker? Make do with meds or you’re dead, Fred.
No hips, knees, shoulders, or any other metal for you, Johnny Buck. These are just three examples. People die from this. And, because it’s the National Health Trust, There is no recourse. No deep pockets, No justice.
I take all comers, good or bad, pay or don’t. I don’t care. I helped save three lives today. Three Americans walk today because God gave me the Gift to do my job.
I am proud of what we do. I can’t fight this fight, I’m busy.
I need you to fight for yourselves. Be your voice. This is the fight for your lives. Defend yourselves.
My name is Chris, I am an ER Nurse.
Here’s my response. That, and a hearty fuck you and the horse you ass raped on the way in.
I am really at a loss for words here. Well, not really, but the type of invective I want to unleash on these wankers would make a hardcore Kolyma zek blush. I am done with this bullshit. We have all this lowlife swine running this country thanks to the 52% of voters who are too fucking stupid to draw air, let alone vote… While real criminals run the country, innocent people will be and already are fucked with on fake charges.
Thanks for the link crunchie, just ordered that stamp!
LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. @ 14:
Now there’s economic stimulus I can believe in. Thirteen of my best spent bucks since Olongapo, 1968 on the way. That was a damn nice golf course on base there at Subic Bay, by the way.
Buy more stocks? After what I saw today? Thursday? Watching it at work. Reading the Drudge Report, following links. It is gettin’ close to the finale. Now to wonder about all those empty camps FEMA is building? Glenn Beck did a show on that, I have seen the links. Here in Kal they will now simply release criminal illegals, in addition to their presence. Yet in some strange fashion I pay my bills, wondering how many house payments we will be able to make, wondering if it will even be necessary when TSHIF……no more life insurance, the law of the gun the rule. What used to matter suddenly doesn’t. Unless you are people of the gun you may be in for some small difficulties. I no longer doubt Obama, if not doing this deliberately, cares little for the people as long as they get a socialist global cabal in power. Shit, can’t even buy ammo now, hard to find. Fortunately I anticipated that. Yet my wife and I are getting by, both of us fortunately employed, any and all cash or credit to be spent on food and ammo if TSHIF. Heinleins Farmhams Freehold comes to mind. I’ve even got the books. This is truly getting bizarre……
1oldleg sez:
Consider the options you will face if/when, socialized medicine is unleashed upon America, you’re diagnosed with terminal cancer, and your government-approved treatment regiman lacks…. well, treatment:
1) “Oh, shucky-darn! I guess I’ll just go die a slow, agonizing death like a good little subject.”
2) Will & Testament: check. Final Rites of Passage: check. Adderall™/morphine-induced euphoria: check. C4: check. Detonator: check. Let’s roll…
“SENATOR SCHUMER! I’M SO GLAD TO BE HERE TODAY!!! LET ME GET A PICTURE WITH YOU…….”
Signs of Deteriorating Conditions in Moscow on the Hudson:
This afternoon, a Goblin invaded our apartment building on the pretext of being a Con Edison guy. My neighbor Kai saw him off, following the large black dude (shaven head, strongly built, dressed all in black) while talking with 911 on his cell phone. The guy gave him some lip, tried knocking on my door, and Kai said “Don’t open the door, Tallu.”
When the Chalk Outline Boys™ showed up, they told Kai that three people in our neighborhood had called the cops on these people. They’re trying to do push-in robberies, using the pretext that they’re selling alternate energy sources.
Sign #2: For the first time in my memory, a Korean deli has a sign saying “Cash ONLY.” The Black Market is on its way, y’all. Like mushrooms after the rain, the black markets spring up wherever the Commie Vermin pass.
Obongo and his merry band of Quislings are rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect of destroying the hated Bastion of Freedom. And enough of our “citizens” now have the mentality of slaves to allow and cheer them on. “Take my freedom, massah! jus’ gib me three hots and a cot.”
LC Gunsniper sez:
The ONLY way to “reform” America’s healthcare system is to begin moving AWAY from the I-Want-My-Mommy slide towards socialized medicine, and towards individual responsibility and choice.
Healthcare is NOT a right, it’s a responsibility. If I could wave a magic wand and get everyone in the country to understand that basic principle, it would solve 90% of the so-called “crisis” overnight. The notion of healthcare as a “right” or “entitlement” is the root of the problem. This problem is not going to be solved by a jugeared Marxist freak, who flat-out stated his belief that healthcare is a “right” during the campaign season, any more than chainsmoking unfiltered Camel™ Reds is going to cure metastatic Stage IV lung cancer.
Oh, he’s doing it deliberately. He and his thugs, drones, and other assorted degenerates known as the
Democrap party
are ramming through the infrastructure of this country like shit through a goose. They’ve been planning this for a long time. These cancers known as marxists knew they had the media on their side. It was just a matter of waiting for a weak moment. The dismantling of the health care system will be the last nail in the coffin.
I don’t think it’s Obama. Well, not by himself anyway. I think he’s the front man for a much larger anti-American cabal trying to destroy democracy. It’s obvious this is true since there has never before been a president so dependent upon a teleprompter.
BigDogg sez:
Good catch, and and even better point.
(Warning: Rant Ahead)
Two words of warning to anyone who wants a government bureaucrat making your health care decisions for you: Workers’ Comp
Having had to deal with the umpteen layers of shit that one has to go through to get the correct (and effective) treatment for a knee injury (and having the incorrect treatment, as prescribed the by Workers’ Comp protocol, lead to further injury to the knee that wasn’t injured beforehand), I have firsthand knowledge of the nightmare that will be
NAZINational Socialist Dhimmicrap Health Care.My Workers’ Comp doctor knew exactly what my injury was (and knew that I needed surgery to fix it), but she had to put me through four weeks of physical therapy before the Workers’ Comp bureaucracy would even approve an X-ray to try and find soft tissue damage. After finding out that the X-ray didn’t show the soft tissue damage, that the doctor knew wouldn’t show up before prescribing the X-ray (thus wasting many people’s time, money, appointment slots, paper, hard drive space, my fuel and wear and tear on my vehicle), I was finally sent to an orthopedic surgeon.
After another week or so spent waiting to get in to see him, he looked at my symptoms, course of treatment (4 weeks of PT, delayed X-ray, no MRI, etc.) and asked me “Why didn’t they immediately give you an MRI and why did they put you through physical therapy?” I told him “It’s Workers’ Comp, Doc.” He knowingly shook his head and gave me an Rx for an MRI. Of course, it took another 1.5 weeks to get in for MRI at another facility, because his practice, even though their MRI room was across the hall from my treatment room, would not deal with Workers’ Comp for MRI’s, due to the ungodly headaches they’ve had in dealing with them in the past.
After getting the MRI, the results were sent to another facility to read by an MRI specialist (further delaying treatment by my ortho surgeon by at least another week), and the MRI specialist confirmed that, “Yes, there’s soft tissue damage and you need surgery to fix it.”
Well, after about 2.75 months, I finally had surgery to address the problem. I spent six weeks without being able to put an ounce of weight on my surgically-repaired knee and I went through months and months of excruciating physical therapy. Now comes the fun (and telling) part…
Guess what had happened in the mean time? Well, having to walk with a screwed-up gait and putting most of my weight on one leg (before being given crutches by my ortho after my initial visit to him), my other knee had suffered almost the exact same damage.
After I finished my post-op WC-approved PT, my other knee was hurting just as bad as my first one had when I injured it. Since my second knee hadn’t been injured “on the job” (It was only injured because of delayed/incorrect treatment as proscribed by WC protocol.), my WC claims adjuster informed me that it wasn’t covered under Worker’s Comp. Now, before you jump to the conclusion that I wasn’t happy about this (I had mixed feelings at the time), keep reading…
I went back to my ortho using my regular insurance, which happens to be accepted by his practice group. After looking at my symptoms for a few minutes and asking me questions about whether it was covered by WC, he prescribed an X-ray & and MRI, on the spot. I walked across the hall for the X-ray and set up an MRI at another facility, because they didn’t have any slots immediately open. It took about a week for all of the results to come back, see the doc and have my second surgery scheduled. All told, it took about two weeks from the time I first saw him until time I was on the operating table to have my second knee fixed. Thanks be to Odin (or your deity of choice), the damage to my second knee wasn’t as bad as the first knee, so the radical surgery (drilling holes into the bone, all the way to the marrow) and long-term post-op PT wasn’t needed, although if it had gone on for a few more weeks, it probably would have required the same repairs & PT.
To summarize:
WC (Nationalized Health Care Lite®): Wrong/delayed treatment for 2.75 months leading to longer, more painful and more expensive treatment.
Capitalist Insurance & Docs: Two weeks and less painful/costly treatment.
You decide which system you want.
F.E.T.E.
Holy Cow! I almost missed this line.
Bribe the people with their own money. Are we really this stupid, as a nation?
Dragineez sez:
That’s why I laugh when people say Pinocchio the Puppet is such a GREAT speaker! Sure, when someone else is writing his lines and pulling his strings. When he has to do it on his own… Well let’s be extremely kind and say his performance is… Less than stellar. He’s a moron that can’t be trusted to stick to his own controllers scripted Marxist remarks even in the shortest of public appearances.
There’s a quick way to make elections better. Ban the teleprompter. Then we can see what the candidates are REALLY like, before the 52 put them into office.
You never know – some folks say that it takes a criminal to catch a criminal. (However, I’m not implying at all that this group is saying “Oh, we know how it is, and we’re going to put a stop to it.”)
Every voice except ours, of course.
I’m still not getting why it’s so hard to pay your taxes. If you can’t do your own taxes because they’re too complicated, pay someone who’s guaranteed to go to court and represent you if they’ve done the taxes wrong.
Of course, like most important relationships (like your doctor, your lawyer, your wife), it helps if you don’t LIE YOUR ASS OFF to them.
The tax system here is FUBAR. Sorry, but even the damn Russians got it right with their 15% flat tax. Interestingly enough, once they instituted it, the government there, as huge and bloated as it is, began to see revenue.
I, for one, despise the IRS. They are the true criminal organization. As such, they deserve nothing but contempt. They are not my doctor, my lawyer or my family. They are a bunch of armed, dangerous, uncontrollable thugs. Such an organization is unconstitutional and goes against all principles of liberty and property.
Princess Natasha, Uber-Whore of Zion sez:
There, fixed that for ya.
Darth Bacon @
ude, that is one beautiful bike! Orange and black too. Now what does that remind me of?….
I don’t see an open thread – I was hoping we could have a little contest to send in the best possible slogan on this thing?? I mean, think of how fucked up it is that the DNC is even DOING that? We can send in some hella funny shit to it; I’ve sent in 4 already.
What say, Mine Emperor?
I sent em a slogan…. “Another example of how we waste your money”….. The DNC
Should Olberman be targeted for a GOP billboard, Matthews? How bout that bastion of journalistic integrity George StephanafullOshit? Remember him … he admitted to sitting in on Obama Campaign strategy meetings daily during the election.. he just didnt disclose that until after the election was over….
Hmm, that stogie,,,:
Burning holes through talking points since ‘88
My slogan:
Fetch my slippers, Olberman.
I sent a slogan in, but I doubt that the
American CommunistDemocrt Party will care to put “Rush is Right, Left is Wrong” on their propaganda billboard.I sent one too, “When it comes to socialism, failure is the only option.” Whatever clusterfucked abortion they eventually put up, it’ll be here in my home town. Be a real cryin’ shame if something were to happen to it.
how about…. ” Even on drugs he makes more sense than we do”
BC,
Anyone else wonder how BC really injured his knees?
1oldleg
Like many of us, my parents are in their 70’s. Should one of my parents need medical treatment, a
treatment without which they could not survive, and some bureaucrat rubber stamps a “Denied – Too Old”
on the case paperwork…..
Their generation was the first to be forced, at the tip of the sword to pay into this system.
Now, after paying for it their whole lives, they risk being cut off from treatment that they already paid for.
Should this happen, I will find the son of a bitch who killed one of my parents and I’ll get busy.
I will kill his (or her):
Spouse
Children
Neighbors
Co-Workers
Paperboy
Pizza Delivery Guy
Barber
Third Grade teacher
Dog
Pool Boy
Gay Lover
Etc….ad nauseum.
Harsh?
I love my parents.
Ten-Ten @:
For the love of god ! Why the DOG??
Ten. ten…..

My dad, a POW in Europe…was denied VA for seven years. I wrote, I begged, seeking to keep a promise to a wheelchair bound, cancer ridden old man crying in his wheel chair begging me to make sure mother was provided for…….a man whose shoes I’m not fit to wear. Finally some nameless soul granted the request. I do not know who they are, but I am beholden towards them forever. My feeling to those doing that to my parents…or yours, would be the same. Cold as ice. I would stand with you…….
10-10 snarked:
This time it’ll be wearin’ ‘em out kickin’ you in the ass.
Troy
You are right. I couldn’t kill the DOG. Got ahead of myself.
BC
Maybe, but that still doesn’t explain last time!
Caveman
I can only imagine how hard it was to not make someone pay. He EARNED medical treatment!
.LC HJ Caveman82952 @45:
And now we find out that in many cases the VA functionaries weren’t even opening those letters. The DUmmies blame it on the “Bush Regime”, of course, but the massive malfeasance came to light when members of the American Federation of Government Employees were offered amnesty. Thousands of unopened letters relating to claims appeared from various VA offices in places like Detroit and New York.