After having brayed, bleated, threatened, cajoled and screeched about how the Giant ACORN Porkulus Bill of 2009 had to be passed as in “RIGHT NOW”, with a majority of The People (not to mention the 535 worthless parasites expected to vote on it) still unaware of its actual contents other than their great-great-great-grandchildren being mortgaged into servitude forever, the Jugeared Freak of an Unkind Nature™, having gotten his monstrosity of a bill passed on Friday, decides that it’s time for him and his testicle-shelved peasant of a “wife” to go off on a three-day weekend.
After pushing Congress for weeks to hurry up and pass the massive $787 billion stimulus bill, President Obama promptly took off for a three-day holiday getaway.
Obama arrived at his home in Chicago on Friday, and treated wife Michelle to a Valentine’s Day dinner downtown last night. The couple was spotted leaving upscale Table Fifty-Two, which specializes in Southern cuisine, with the first lady toting what appeared to be a doggie bag.
The president plans to spend the Presidents’ Day weekend in the Windy City, and is not expected to sign the bill until Tuesday, when he travels to Denver to discuss his economic plan.
This after weeks of haranguing how every single second of holdup (caused by Evil Rethuglicans, of course) would cause unicorns to die and result in The End of the World as We Know It™. According to House Fascist Pelousy, every month of holdup would cause 500 million jobs lost, no less, proving, once again, that Fascist Demorats know as much about mathematics as garden slugs know about the Grand Unified Theory.
But hey, the Obamessiah deserves an extended weekend after having been on the job for almost a month, most of which he’s been spending trying to find a single Demorat nominee for his cabinet who isn’t a tax-evader, child molester, bribe-taker or otherwise utterly typical of the liberal demographic.
So how is this Jugeared Token Negro working out for you, “52s?”
Look it up, morons, or have somebody with an actual measurable IQ tell you what it is.