And So It Begins…..

Democrats muscle huge stimulus through Congress

In a major victory for President Barack Obama, Democrats muscled a huge, $787 billion stimulus bill through Congress late Friday night in hopes of combating the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. Republican opposition was nearly unanimous.

Just like the victory that King George and his redcoats enjoyed in 1776. It felt pretty good for awhile, but those damn peasants were resilient and you went a bit too far. So tell me, how did it turn out for ya’ at the end of it all?

After lobbying energetically for the bill, Obama is expected to sign it within a few days, less than a month after taking office.

So, the next bowel movement of the Anointed One™ is going to produce nearly a TRILLION dollars of feces, to pay for the destruction of the economy? Please remember to not hit the “flush” lever, you jug-eared, phony emperor and dictator™, speaking of dicks I have one and you’re invited to suck it, no charge.

Supporters said the legislation would save or create 3.5 million jobs. House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md., conceded there was no guarantee, but he said that “millions and millions and millions of people will be helped, as they have lost their jobs and can’t put food on the table of their families.”

Righhht, just like LBJ’s fraud of a “Great Society” would end poverty. Here’s a free clue, you spineless cum-dumpster. No one EVER moved out of poverty as long as the gubmint checks arrived on time. Congratulations, 40 years and billions pissed down the drain destroyed the ONLY way for the underprivileged to move up. Solid and stable families, personal responsibility and the crutch of a nanny-state yoke being cast off.

Vigorously disagreeing, House Republican leader John Boehner of Ohio dumped a copy of the 1,071-page bill to the floor in a gesture of contempt. “The bill that was about jobs, jobs, jobs has turned into a bill that’s about spending, spending, spending,” he said.

Fuck you too Boehner, your dog and cat too. Your spineless comrades in the Senate along with your fellow weasels made it all easy. Don’t think for one millisecond that “We The People” your bosses will buy that. If you were serious about that you would’ve arranged an unfortunate accident for “The Three Traitors” in the Senate, to sell out an entire country, for personal gain.

The Senate approved the measure 60-38 with three GOP moderates providing crucial support — the only members of their party to back it. Democratic Sen. Sherrod Brown of Ohio cast the decisive vote after flying aboard a government plane from Ohio, where he was mourning his mother’s death.

In a truly just republic, those three would be visiting the Gibbet tomorrow at 6 a.m. on the Capital Mall for the public to see the consequences of betrayal, dereliction of duty and dare I say treason.

Hours earlier, the House vote was 246-183, with all Republicans opposed to the package of tax cuts and federal spending that Obama has made the centerpiece of his plan for economic recovery.

Just couldn’t stand the pressure, eh? You syphilitic camel fellators. Go along, to get along right? What did the Witch of the West do, threaten to reveal your 1-900 phone records?

The legislation, among the costliest ever considered in Congress, provides billions of dollars to aid victims of the recession through unemployment benefits, food stamps, medical care, job retraining and more. Tens of billions are ticketed for the states to offset cuts they might otherwise have to make in aid to schools and local governments, and there is more than $48 billion for transportation projects such as road and bridge construction, mass transit and high-speed rail.

Clueless as usual, considering Democrats said the bill’s tax cuts would help 95% of percent of all Americans, much of the relief in the form of a break of $400 for individuals and $800 for couples. Pubic Transportation my ass. Many Americans don’t and never will have access to public transportation and even so, wouldn’t use it to avoid the risk of rape, robbery and sundry felonies perpetrated by goblins that see public transportation as the Wal-Mart of crime perpetration.

At the insistence of the White House, people who do not earn enough money to owe income taxes are eligible, an attempt to offset the payroll taxes they pay.

Call me stoopid here, but let’s parse this one. People that DON’T pay taxes, get other people’s tax money back. That’s an offset for money they don’t pay now? Am, I losing it our is that statement so hideously offensive, that they REALLY think we don’t notice the cognitive dissonance it’s displays? How stimulating. Pardon me while I take a moment to projectile vomit over someone even thinking we aren’t capable of understanding a null-statement.

In a bow to political reality, lawmakers included $70 billion to shelter upper middle-class and wealthier taxpayers from an income tax increase that would otherwise hit them, a provision that the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said would do relatively little to create jobs.

The CBO gets it anyway. The folks that make big money are the same ones that hire lot’s of employees to ensure their business profits. Holy shit batman, whod’a thunk it?

Also included were funds for two of Obama’s initiatives, the expansion of computerized information technology in the health care industry and billions to create so-called green jobs the administration says will begin reducing the country’s dependence on foreign oil.

Ahh the beginning of government bureaucrats deciding who lives or dies. Merely on their judgment. Next time I need surgery, I’ll call the landscaping company, they’re probably more competent with power tools.

Asked for his reaction to House passage of the bill, Obama said “thumbs up” and indeed gave a thumbs-up sign as he left the White House with his family for a long weekend in Chicago.

I’ve got more than a thumb for you Obamination, it’s a size 10 boot and I can stick it up your colon and tickle your tonsils boy. Go hump the Whitehouse puppy, we’re not buying your hopeychangeitude tonight.

There was little or no suspense about the outcome, although the final act played out over hours and extended late into the night.

Of course not, the cock-holsters had already made up their minds, and ready to partee on European trips and vacations, while patting each other on the back. Just a small word of advice, don’t even try to glad hand your constituents. The just might be carrying something more than a hearty thanks for being THEIR reps. Just sayin’ ya’ know?

That was to allow time for Brown to fly back. He cast his vote more than five hours after most senators had left the Capitol for a 10-day vacation, one of the longest roll calls in Senate history.

The HORROR of it all. I share your grief, losing a loved one is terrible. But, don’t expect any sympathy for you actually, you know, doing the job that you lied, cheated and fucked your way into. It goes with the territory butt-nozzle.

Fuckitall, I’m tired, it’s late and I have yet another urge to vomit. Go read the rest of the biggest lie ever pepetrated on this great republic. The BIG Gun-Show is in town this weekend and we will be going.

Carry-On and keep that powder dry. The hoofbeats in the east grow louder.


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    LC Fmwoods01 says:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @:

    I started by creating 3D computer graphics for use in real time networked simulators used for armor training at Ft. Knox and Grafenwohr. Later graduated to mid level project management, got to do a lot of field time with the armor at Knox and Hood and Graf….that was best part of the job, got to see some damned cool stuff and do some damned cool stuff that civilians don’t normally get to do. Met some really fine people doing that too….

    I had the privilege of building the tank “training” park at Graf from 1983-1987 with the 79th Engineer Battalion.
    I was an S-3 Battalion Training NCO most of that time. Construction is Training. It was cool.


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    LC Fmwoods01 sez:

    I had the privilege of building the tank “training” park at Graf from 1983-1987 with the 79th Engineer Battalion.
    I was an S-3 Battalion Training NCO most of that time. Construction is Training. It was cool.


    I started in the industry in 1988, right in the middle of the SIMNET training program…did you build the warehouses that contained the M1 Abrams training modules by any chance??? if so then you had a huuuuge job to do….and you did it very well.

    I loved Graf, did you ever eat at that Greek seafood restaurant in town? That’s where I got my first taste of boiled octopus….my last taste too….wish I could remember the name of the place

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