Let Loose The Unicorns & Pixies

In keeping with the historic theme of the day, we bring you the first official ShopJob™ of Teh One’s™ reign presidency.

obama_e_neuman

F.E.T.E.

201 comments

  1. 151
    TerribleTroy says:

    See what happens when you dont go through the DECON chamber when entering the realm IC? You see now? Yep ! Just bring in a completly unqualified troll ! Shame on you IC! SHAME!…. I work hard all week to come home to THIS!

    OK OK … You can have a sleep over…. just this once… but its lights out at 23:00. No if ands or butts mister! And dont you ever enter through the back way again. If you’re going to hang out at “those” places you have to go through DECON everytime you enter the realm.

  2. 152
    steelstring says:

    Be good! I’ll be back soon. :em04:

  3. 153

    TerribleTroy @:

    LOL!!!!!

    Gad …. the funny thing is over at BB theres like a dozen plus names which all go back to two people. Same tactics, same talking points, etc.

    And it keeps coming back, too. It must like abuse. I’m getting a truly hideous visual of a Radical Redneck type video right now called ‘Mr. Hands’ .. and no you don’t want to see it. Trust me on this. That video is actually worse than Helen Thomas’s meat flaps.

  4. 154
    LC Anniee451 says:

    steelstring sez:

    LC Annieeeee yelled:
    and I guarantee you there is NOTHING stupid about refusing to engage the likes of YOU or your leftist () friends.
    Oh but there is, when the reason is that you can’t because you don’t have the necessary answers.

    That almost pissed me off, then the absurdity of it hit and I laughed my fucking ass off. Thanks – you’re finally hitting towards funny, though still unbelievably obnoxious.

    You’re going to find precious little capitulation or reaching across aisles among conservatives and libertarians
    I’m not a libertarian, sweet.

    No shit, fucktard. You’re not going to find capitulation for YOU leftist shitstains from either conservatives or libertarians anymore. You voted in your commie, you’re going to own it, and we’re going to rub your little doggie noses in that for 4 years, and get a little payback for the unhinged diarrhea you’ve spattered all over us for the last 28 years or more. Enjoy it, snookums!

  5. 155
    LC Anniee451 says:

    My husband is angry about my casting on that one. But Michele just looks and acts so much more like Lucius than Zira!

  6. 156
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Awww, Akismet? Kaaaaaaaaaahnnnn! Hehe. When Anniee was in Egypt’s land…let my pictures goooo.

  7. 157
    Fmwoods01 says:

    Damned, IC, hasn’t Mrs M-ITT told you to wipe your feet after you come in from sloppin’ the hogs? And what’s that god-awful smell? Them pigs been eatin’ wild onions again? Next time your fishing for trolls, cast your net out a little farther from shore. This one you drug in is a pretty shallow bottom feeder. Kinda like carp, only harder to clean and no matter what you do to them they still taste like the scum they ingest.

    Steelstring You can put lipstick on a carp, but it’s still a carp. We spend little time trying to discredit our fellow LCs as there are bigger fish to fry in this homey little corner of the bit-bucket. This goofy shit has gone on for days with no resolution in sight. If IC is in fact a scammer and a fraud as you insinuate, I for one don’t give a rat’s ass as he has never solicited me to purchase anything and has offered nothing but coherent commentary and well wishes to all that frequent here. Some of my best friends have had some kind of scam going at one time or another. I guess I just hang with the dregs of society. Should that be your opinion, so be it. You obviously haven’t been lurking here long enough to grasp the dynamics of our slovenly little pack. Many of us are common folk with little patience for stooopid. At this point, you haven’t even moved the needle on the Got a Clue Meter. The Cluebat is leaning in the corner next to the door where you came in. Just pick it up and apply liberally to the soft spot at the crown of your pointy little ear-rack. Don’t worry about the mess, Mrs M-ITT uses disposable bio-hazard suits, and we can’t hear her mumbling while she’s suited up. Now, be a good little bitch and go get me another beer.

  8. 158

    LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist sez:

    I wonder if Misha has it set up to where multiple accounts from the same IP get flagged?

    The system is supposed to be set up to prevent multiple accounts. We’ll have to see how well. I for one am bored to tears with the level of discourse that he’s manage to display so far. I’m hoping for a jump from infantile to juvenile, but it doesn’t seem likely.

    But, at least he’s useful in keeping the Pups teeth cleaned. :em02:

  9. 159

    Fmwoods01 sez:

    Don’t worry about the mess, Mrs M-ITT uses disposable bio-hazard suits, and we can’t hear her mumbling while she’s suited up.

    Don’t bet on it. :em95: :em99:

  10. 160
    TerribleTroy says:

    Fmwoods01 @:

    :em01: :em01: :em01: Now that was funny! :em04:

  11. 161

    I for one am bored to tears with the level of discourse that he’s manage to display so far. I’m hoping for a jump from infantile to juvenile, but it doesn’t seem likely.

    I’ve been following the goings-on, and I daresay the slimy little fuck is coming close to wearing out his welcome.

    Just sayin’.

  12. 162
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Fmwoods01 @:

    Wow! That was as fine a drubbing as I’ve ever seen – BRAVO! :em03:

  13. 163
    steelstring says:

    Just popped in to let you know I probably won’t be around after all. I’m leaving the ol’ homeland tomorrow evening. That’s how it is with me – always on the go. I’ve done what I came here to do, anyway. 🙂

    Fmwoods01 warbled:

    Steelstring You can put lipstick on a carp, but it’s still a carp.

    Wrong quote. She was a sow.

    We spend little time trying to discredit our fellow LCs as there are bigger fish to fry in this homey little corner of the bit-bucket.

    I noticed. Throwing your baby sputtering spit balls at Obama. Have fun. He’ll never notice. Neither will the vast majority of the US.

    If IC is in fact a scammer and a fraud as you insinuate

    I don’t insinuate, I say things in plain English, dork.

    I for one don’t give a rat’s ass as he has never solicited me to purchase anything and has offered nothing but coherent commentary and well wishes to all that frequent here.

    Coherent? Next you’ll be calling him ‘sincere’. :em01:

    Some of my best friends have had some kind of scam going at one time or another. I guess I just hang with the dregs of society.

    Something you’re very proud of, needless to say. Takes all kinds …

    You obviously haven’t been lurking here long enough to grasp the dynamics of our slovenly little pack. Many of us are common folk with little patience for stooopid.

    In that case you’re amazingly patient with your fellow commentators. Well done!

    At this point, you haven’t even moved the needle on the Got a Clue Meter.

    As you demonstrated several times by dissecting and rebutting everything I said. (/sarcasm off)

    The Cluebat is leaning in the corner next to the door where you came in. Just pick it up and apply liberally to the soft spot at the crown of your pointy little ear-rack.

    So that’s what you folks do here before posting! Sheesh … no wonder you’re brain damaged. Don’t use it too often. They’re still doing lobotomies in serious cases.

    Now, be a good little bitch and go get me another beer.

    That’s your best shot?? :em01:

    So: no good repartiee to be had from you guys. Thank goodness I’m flying out tomorrow. Enjoy your little dungeon. Nothing you plan or say here will ever see the light of day, other than among a tiny minority of crazy gun-totin’ conspiracy theorists. But hey, enjoy!

  14. 164
    steelstring says:

    Darth Venomous sez:

    I’ve been following the goings-on, and I daresay the slimy little fuck is coming close to wearing out his welcome.

    Don’t be upset, little man. I’ve just posted my farewell message. 🙂

  15. 165

    Oh, and I think I just scored a major coup too.

    This will piss off the Obamabots to no end.

    Just spoke to a guy who wants to buy the search phrases OBAMA and BARACK OBAMA … point it to a page saying ‘why Obama’s socialized health care doesnt work’ and then use the traffic from that page to promote his weight loss site.

    Not only does it piss off the Obama worshippers by bashing Obama, but it promotes capitalism too by selling a weight loss program.

    Absolutely brilliant. I’m doing the happy dance on this one. He’s buying tomorrow … :em95:

  16. 166
    steelstring says:

    TerribleTroy sputtered:

    Fmwoods01 @: Now that was funny!

    Holy fuck, what age are you, six?

  17. 167

    Five bucks says the troll will be back, under that name or another. Just remember this, troll boi .. duplicate accounts on the same IP here are verboten 🙂

  18. 168

    Um, troll boi, I thought you did your farewell message and you’re back 2 mins later .. and you question my honesty?

    Have you taken your hot meds today to control that rather bad case of OCD?

    I think this is where Foamy the Squirrel says ‘what the fu*k?’

    :em95:

    NOTE: The offending F word was blocked out so as not to offend any fellow Mormons on here. But the meaning is rather clear.

  19. 169
    steelstring says:

    LC Annieeeeee sez:

    Fmwoods01 @:Wow! That was as fine a drubbing as I’ve ever seen – BRAVO!

    Good heavens, woman. Another case of arrested development!? Have you all been on the same Pfizer pills?
    Never mind, you can play to the gallery when I’m gone. 🙂

  20. 170

    steelstring sez:

    Never mind, you can play to the gallery when I’m gone.

    and that will be when???? this whole back and forth is wayyyyy past monotonous

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    LC Gunsniper says:

    Good heavens, woman. Another case of arrested development!? Have you all been on the same Pfizer pills?
    Never mind, you can play to the gallery when I’m gone. 🙂

    Tedious fucker this one is.

    *golf clap* :em72:

  23. 173
    steelstring says:

    “Sir” Intellectual sez:

    Um, troll boi … blah blah blah .. sniffle .. waffle wah wah … sniffle … wag wag .. blah

    (The stupid twat has obviously been sitting here all day waiting to see if I’d be back. What a loser!)

    Bye now, everyone. :em01:

  24. 174

    LC Anniee451 @:

    Oh that was so wrong .. LOL .. I showed that to my wife not realizing the turn it would take, as shes feeding our 18 month old daughter .. can you say ‘DOH!’

    I like this one myself

  25. 175
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Whoopsie IC! Foamy is pretty raw. And funny. I tried to fix the whole link thingie, but it crashed my puter dammit. Medicated baby head gone yet?

  26. 176

    steelstring @:

    Um, mister diseased goat cock mold, oops, steelstring .. mister computer / SEO professional …

    One doesn’t have to sit here all day. When you post here, see that little linkie that says ‘notify me when new messages arrive’ or something like that? You click on that and you get an email whenever someone posts.

    Amazing that you have the brains to do your own SEO for your own site, but you don’t have the brains to figure out ‘click this link’

    :smirk:

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  28. 178
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Bye now, everyone.

    Tease.

  29. 179
    TerribleTroy says:

    Cool .. he left… I am now placing him on permanent “ignore”… Buh Bye

  30. 180
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Carlton, the doorman certainly loves exiting the stage repeatedly. :em99:

  31. 181
    Fmwoods01 says:

    LC Gunsniper @:
    So did my ex-wife. Don’t miss her skanky ass either.

    D’

  32. 182
    LC Gunsniper says:

    :em01:

    Glad I read that after knocking back a shot!

  33. 183
    dramboozie says:

    LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:

    Perhaps, if the Obamas didn’t want their daughters in the public eye, they should have considered NOT putting them INTO the public eye…
    Damn…it really IS all about them…
    Hey, Obamas…get a clue…if you don’t want your daughters in the news, don’t pimp them out!

    Yeah, I can’t wait til they get a dog. They will set up the mutt with the ‘brat dolls’ for a photo op and all the parents in America will go out and “buy a labradoodle or die finding one” and after their kids get tired of it the poor mutt ends up in the animal shelter and an animial rescuer like me has to go and try and find homes for them or they get offed and cremated.
    If the Obama girls want a pet give them some of those Guantanamo prisoners.

  34. 184

    Has Sillystring finished with his rendition of “So Long, Goodbye” from Sound of Music yet?

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  36. 186

    Don’t be upset, little man. I’ve just posted my farewell message.

    “Little man”, eh, pussy?

    Feel good saying that while hiding behind daddy’s skirt in Kalifornikation, beeyotch? Why do I get the suspicion you wouldn’t have the balls to say that to my face – eh, chickenshit?

    (click, click) G’bye, dickweed.

  37. 187
    Fmwoods01 says:

    steelstring @:

    tiny minority of crazy gun-totin’ conspiracy theorists

    Doesn’t make any sense to conspire if you ain’t armed. Doesn’t make any sense to arm if you don’t conspire.

    As you are trying to stretch your mind around that circular logic, bear in mind that most crazy gun-toters don’t arm themselves merely to target shoot. Most are professionally trained and have taken an oath to preserve the right to arm ourselves.

    Now where’s that fucking beer I sent you after five hours ago? Still looking for it, huh? Tried the fridge yet??

    D’

  38. 188
    Fmwoods01 says:

    Darth Venomous @:

    (click, click)

    Both frickin barrels, I love it! Make sure you have the room draped in tarps, saves weeks of clean-up.

    D’

  39. 189
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Meanwhile…

    …on Sci-Fi chanel…

    Roslin and Adama, sitting in a tree…

    F-R-A-K-I-N-G :em03:

  40. 190
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    tiny minority of crazy gun-totin’ conspiracy theorists

    He wishes, or to be more precise, he fears. Some eighty million gun owners known…I can guarantee you the number is probably twice that. In the circles I run in I would guess half are gun owners. Not one I have talked to said they would surrender their guns, not one. They would hide them or use them. Even the Obama voters I know seek to conceal misgivings I make public. And for the troll..most owners have more than one. I certainly do. As I explained to one lib…..my .45 is an autonomic extension of my right hand. This came from practice, thinking of people like him. I doubt he would like me, yet I am a friendly person to all, a threat to no one, unless…. I laughed in one guys face, he telling me the cops or military would quell a domestic uprising.
    Then I recited some facts……”Oh really? Funny how the left wails and whines about our seeming inability to control Iraq. Then you turn that shit around. Pray tell, then just how in the hell would you propose subjugating an area like California, the size of Irag, with twice the population and far more topographically diverse, from desert to mountains and everything in between. That’s just one fucking state. The libs on the coast are helpless, just shut down supermarkets and water for three days, watch the fun begin. I could live for three months. Aside from mass desertions from military personnel refusing to open fire on fellow citizens and obey unlawful orders, there would remain a certain morale problem, not to mention soldiers wishing to be with and protect their own families…families facing a mortal threat from an angry populace seeking reprisals.”
    I then asked him one final question….
    Where you ever in…..?.
    He didn’t understand, answering my question. I was. So by and large I refuse to address these petulant, juvenile twerps seeking to be the center of attention. If what I fear comes to pass that will be the last thing they want…or ever become.

  41. 191

    Now, a little something to brighten everyone’s day (or evening). I had forgotten about these little critters:

    Hampster Dance!

  42. 192
    LC Gunsniper says:

    *double shot to LC Caveman* :em69:

  43. 193
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Kick back with a pint while listening to this one.

  44. 194
    Mike M says:

    LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun @ 192:

    For a variation, click on Imperial Paladin “Sir Aaron, Scourge of Araby” over on the left margin under the Imperial Council heading. I think it’s how he got his much coveted fatwa.

  45. 195
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Darth Venomous sez:

    Don’t be upset, little man. I’ve just posted my farewell message.

    “Little man”, eh, pussy?
    Feel good saying that while hiding behind daddy’s skirt in Kalifornikation, beeyotch? Why do I get the suspicion you wouldn’t have the balls to say that to my face – eh, chickenshit?
    (click, click) G’bye, dickweed.

    ***I*** wouldn’t say it to your face. But then I’m not a dick. Well, I am a dick, but I don’t think you are.

    Glad we could clear that up. Anyway, I don’t fuck with smart people.

  46. 196
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Fmwoods01 sez:

    steelstring @:
    tiny minority of crazy gun-totin’ conspiracy theorists
    Doesn’t make any sense to conspire if you ain’t armed. Doesn’t make any sense to arm if you don’t conspire.
    As you are trying to stretch your mind around that circular logic, bear in mind that most crazy gun-toters don’t arm themselves merely to target shoot. Most are professionally trained and have taken an oath to preserve the right to arm ourselves.
    Now where’s that fucking beer I sent you after five hours ago? Still looking for it, huh? Tried the fridge yet??
    D’

    Apparently he didn’t read Nicki’s post today, based on the link I sent her. See, the leftist dipshits vaccilate between calling gun-owners krazy konspiracy kooks and saying that we should all be disarmed and rounded up into camps NOW. Rather than addressing the cognitive dissonance of this, they take both positions at once and come off as utter assholes.

  47. 197
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Skye: I like this one best! It’s so true to guinea pig life.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    They can’t take our guns, and they know this. So they seek appealing to intellectual cowardice. What I weary of is some idiot most limited in his trains of thought, saying the same thing ten different ways. Simply a self-styled imp seeking to project an aura of broad minded intellect. Like I said, seeking…and failing miserably. Not smart enugh to realize this will get him banned, such as a dog shitting on the carpet repeatedly being put outdoors. It’s best to simply boot them, for they remain incurable………
    And as I told one…anytime you want to take my guns………

  49. 199
    LC Anniee451 says:

    LC HJ Caveman82952 sez:

    They can’t take our guns, and they know this. So they seek appealing to intellectual cowardice. What I weary of is some idiot most limited in his trains of thought, saying the same thing ten different ways. Simply a self-styled imp seeking to project an aura of broad minded intellect. Like I said, seeking…and failing miserably. Not smart enugh to realize this will get him banned, such as a dog shitting on the carpet repeatedly being put outdoors. It’s best to simply boot them, for they remain incurable………
    And as I told one…anytime you want to take my guns………

    Caveman, for what it’s worth, I’m glad to hear that such activities are not tolerated endlessly, but will be banned. I mean seriously, I’m all for letting people work it out, but troll-shit on the carpet that’s as boring as My So-Called Life? Banning’s too good.

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