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The Goregoyles of East Anglia have got to be shitting their bloomers as the hits just keep on coming and their Great Goreacle’s Green Garbage Scow™, HMS BullShit-One, rides lower and lower in the water and lists farther and farther to port, allowing the freezing water and ice to lap at the gunwales.

The sub-zero temperatures have frozen the sea at Poole Harbour in Sandbanks, Dorset, with ice reaching 20 yards from the shoreline.

Southern England, normally immune to the worst of the weather, was gripped by conditions colder than parts of Iceland and Greenland overnight as temperatures fell close to -12 Celsius (10.4 Farenheit)

Yup. It’s definitely heating up. If this “unprecedented warming” keeps up, Polar bears are going to be able to drown on the banks of the River Thames.

Heating bill pay-outs to pensioners and the vulnerable have now topped £100 million as the Government stepped in to help.

Can’t they just open up their windows, take off a few clothes and turn on their solar-powered fans to fend off this “unprecedented warming”? Just askin’… Better yet, perhaps they could just burn this £33 million turd (US $52.4 million) to stave off “Algore’s Earth Fever™”? After all, it’s proven that it’d be much more useful as a fuel source than it has been at predicting the weather.

F.E.T.E.

(A great big hat tip goes out to WUWT for the first two hilarious links.)

17 Responses to “The Glow Bull Worming Just Keeps Piling Up In Jollye Olde Englande”

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    At the risk of being mildly blasphemous, this just seems like God is pointing his finger and laughing at the Goronites.

    :em01:

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    Sir Guido Cabrone. LC, M.o.P. says:
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    It’s because Glow-bull Worming has moved the Gulf Stream!!! /moonbat

    We need to just start rendering down AGW moonbats and burning them for fuel, I am after thinking…

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    Mmmm,, if the trend continues,, it will be cool enough for the grapes to grow,, we’ll be seeing British Champagne for the first time since the 1640’s

    Cheers!

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    What does one say to this? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

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    Princess Natasha, Resident Token Anarchist says:
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    At the risk of being mildly blasphemous, this just seems like God is pointing his finger and laughing at the Goronites.

    Forget pointing and laughing, I think he is mooning and cackling maniacally, at this point. :em01:

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    LC Old Dog says:
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    I think they should send the GoreBot the heating bill.

    :em01: :em99: :em93:

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    I think they should send the GoreBot the heating bill.

    OD, that £100 million is roughly half of what we’re already paying, as taxpayers, for the former vice-fucknugget’s Tennessee mansion’s yearly power bills. We should just use his bloated carcass as an “Eco-Friendly” fuel source and we’d have several centuries’ worth of energy. Hugo and the Saudi Oil Ticks would starve.

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    LC PrimEviL says:
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    “The sun so hot, I froze to death, Suzanna don’t you cry” :em01:

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    jlsim66 says:
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    I don’t claim to be a scientist at all, But I do have a better than average understanding of most basic principles.
    Now if what these 2 physicists from Germany are correct 1 of 2 things are happening. AGW is not happening, or we have created a perpetual energy machine by mistake.
    http://www.climatega.....ing-theory

    AGW violates 2 laws of thermodynamics. Now if the AGW people are correct we have a self-perpetuating energy source. Or they are full of “stuff” and other nonsense.

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    Denise says:
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    I’m just glad I’m not the only one cold right now. It’s not so bad tonight, though. A little light snow and temps in the teens. Not nearly bad enough to think about fixing the furnace.

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    dasbow says:
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    The really funny thing is that the UK Met Office has doubled down and claimed that new evidence confirms global warming. No, really.

    http://metoffice.com.....1218b.html

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    AyUaxe says:
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    Nice job, Boreacle and Gorebots, “hide the decline” so no one’s ready for these exceptionally cold winters, more people, particularly the elderly, poor, and frail. That’s some nice misanthropy, that is! I really hope the douche nozzles at CRU get dragged out into the street in skivvies and have their tongues stuck to lamp posts. Freezing them to death would be such sweet justice.

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    Lc Ohio Right Wing Nut says:
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    2 weeks into WINTER we are supposed to have high temps in the teens this weekend, looks like it’s perfect weather to sit around eating chille, salsa, and bean dip, (methane production) drink beer( co2 output every time you pop a top )fire up the eco un-friendly big screen and watch some bowl games,
    waiting for the ” CLIMATE CHANGE” which we around these parts call SPRING

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    LCBrendan says:
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    Can’t they just open up their windows, take off a few clothes

    BC, no pictures.

    PLEASE.

    I’m on holiday…. :em12:

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    LC Xystus says:
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    Southern England, normally immune to the worst of the weather, was gripped by conditions colder than parts of Iceland and Greenland overnight as temperatures fell close to -12 Celsius (10.4 Fa[h]renheit)

    That’s close to today’s high here in the Lesser White North–warmer than yesterday.

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    Tallulah says:
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    I saw that, too. About Hussein Obumfuck giving INTERPOL carte blanche to operate in the United States WITHOUT BEING BOUND BY OUR LAWS.

    I posted a link on the top thread. Everyone, but everyone, needs to read the link at #13 here….



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