Chappaquiddick Ted Receives Presidential Medal of Freedom

At least now we know what you need to do to qualify for one of those.

Get drunk, screw around, drive under the influence and then leave your mistress to slowly suffocate in a submerged vehicle while you save your own hide and political career. Add a bit of trying to cut a deal with an avowed enemy of the United States, the Soviet Union, in order to undermine the office of a sitting president that you happened to not like. (As an aside, the offer was too disgusting for even Brezhnev to accept it).

DUI, adultery, murder, perjury and high treason and you can go collect your medal.

The other recipients, most of whom actually deserved it, must be conflicted about keeping the worthless piece of tin.

36 comments

  1. 1
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Of couuurse, the Great anointed Emperor & Pseudomessiah kissing up to one of the biggest two-faced blueblood marxist clowns to ever grow up with a huge trust fund, that SHIT doesn’t surprise me ONE DAMNED BIT!!! “Blowjob Willie” turned that award into a political trinket too, didn’t he??
    Oh,… FUUUUUURST!!! :em93: :em03: :em95:

  2. 2
    Tailfin says:

    Addendum to the qualifications of the Massachusetts Manatee: you also get to be a serial sexual-harasser as long as you bend over and drop your pants for the Steinem Strap-On whenever you cast a vote on abortion or other issues critical to the feminist agenda. You get to feed on the disposable ones, but when the whip cracks you damn well better fall in. How admirable.

    See one of these trinkets in a thrift store, and I’ll probably pass it up in favor of the Salad Shooter.

  3. 3

    Mary Jo Kopechne remains unavailable for comment.

    From the Imperial Vileness’ link;

    Senator Edward M. Kennedy has served in the United States Senate for forty-six years, and has been one of the greatest lawmakers – and leaders – of our time.

    Second only to Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot.

    From reforming our public schools to strengthening civil rights laws and supporting working Americans, Senator Kennedy has dedicated his career to fighting for equal opportunity, fairness and justice for all Americans.

    Justice for all, except the aquatically challenged female population.

    He has worked tirelessly to ensure that every American has access to quality and affordable health care, and has succeeded in doing so for countless children, seniors, and Americans with disabilities. He has called health care reform the “cause of his life,” and has championed nearly every health care bill enacted by Congress over the course of the last five decades. Known as the “Lion of the Senate,” Senator Kennedy is widely respected on both sides of the aisle for his commitment to progress and his ability to legislate.

    The bile in my throat has an especially pungent taste today after reading that piece of dreck.

  4. 4

    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. sez:

    Mary Jo Kopechne remains unavailable for comment.

    As are countless aborted Americans.

  5. 5

    Yeah Skye, I wonder how many of them looking down from Heaven think of him as “The Lion of the Senate”?

  6. 6
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:

    That bloated, whiskey-soaked, self-aggrandizing piece of whale spooge….

    I can only hope he will answer for his sins, and soon.

    As for my part, I will make damn sure his TRUE legacy goes on.

    Would that I could take that stagnant piece of offal, draw and quarter him, cut out his entrails and set them on fire, and then pluck out his shriveled black heart while he watches his last….

    I need another Percocet now.

  7. 7

    Don’t hold back, Aggie…tell us how you REALLY feel. :em93:

  8. 8
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:

    In regards to LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun’s comment @ 7:

    I would, Skye, but them pink elephants want to perform Respighi’s “The Pines of Rome” for me while Bruce Willis feeds me grapes…in his toga.

    I gotta lay down for a bit…. 😀

  9. 9
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Maybe its for his life long fight for freedom from sobriety?

    The Presidential Medal of Freedom is now equal to the Nobel Peace Prize. :em72: :em72:

  10. 10

    Sounds like Aggie is in her percocet induced Happy Place™

    No kowtowing to Bruce now, ya hear? 🙂

  11. 11
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:

    In regards to LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.’s comment @10 :

    No kowtowing to Bruce now, ya hear?

    Um, it’s my freakin’ dream….he kowtows to ME!!!

    Heh!

    Back to the music and grapes….

  12. 12
    anonymous hourly worker says:

    Known as the “Lion Liar of the Senate

    FIFY.

  13. 13
    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter says:

    “And this year’s Presidential Medal of Freedom goes to….” (drum roll) “The envelope please…”

    Billie Jean King
    Archbishop Desmond Tutu
    Women Airforce Service Pilots
    Associate Justice Sandra Day O’Connor
    Álvaro Uribe
    Mary Robinson
    John Howard
    Tony Blair
    Ryan Crocker
    Harvey Milk (posthumously)
    Sidney Poitier
    Stephen Hawking

    And finally… (drum roll)

    Mary Jo Kopechne (posthumously) for giving her life to keep Teddy out of the Oval Office.

  14. 14
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    DOG SAYS …. He’ll whore me out to “play” Bruce Willis if the price is right….. :em93:

  15. 15
    MaxMomFl says:

    It’s not about Teddy’s soooo deserved recognition. It’s about BO’s “Endless Campaign”. This is just one more BO photo op with America’s “royal Kennedy family”. Next, I expect to see pics of MO standing on Jackie-O’s grave hoping to receive a posthumous blessing from her ghost.

    Frankly, this whole list reads the same way to me. “Find me some folks who haven’t received a PMoF so I can exploit them for their fan base.” My question is; why is he using this campaign tactic right now? Elections (even half-term ones) are a ways off. Is this just to distract us from O-Care or is there only a certain time of the year when these things are traditionally awarded?

  16. 16

    Um, it’s my freakin’ dream….he kowtows to ME!!!

    Um, you know I was using the BC definition™ of “kowtowing”, right Aggie? :em02:

    Enjoy the Percocets dear. :em03:

  17. 17
    TexasFred says:

    I wonder… As Kennedy’s brain deteriorates even further, and when the nightmares and demons begin, will Mary Jo be the face that haunts him?

  18. 18
    Ogrrre says:

    Well, the Commucrats have befouled the Medal of Freedom. I can only hope that they see fit not to bestow any Medals of Honor in the next three and a half years. If I were a soldier nominated for such a medal, I would be most conflicted … no, I could not accept such a medal from such a pResident. It is a Medal of Honor, after all, and Juggy has no honor.

  19. 19
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    In regards to Ogrrre’s comment @ :

    Well its called the Congressional Medal of Honor…… almost as bad under the current circumstances…..

  20. 20

    when the nightmares and demons begin, will Mary Jo be the face that haunts him?

    That would require that there be something akin to a conscience lurking around in the traitorous black recesses he calls a soul TexasFred.

  21. 21
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    ‘Ol Teddy-boy DID valiantly risk his life that night to prove that Oldsmobiles don’t float, didn’t he?? Hell, once he kicks the bucket, if they decide to cremate him, his corpse will probably burn for at least 3 days!! After that, why not just flush the asshole down the nearest toilet!!

  22. 22
    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter says:

    Ogrrre says:

    Well, the Commucrats have befouled the Medal of Freedom.

    Well, the good news is John F. Kerry was on the list to receive the medal, but he threatened to toss it over the fence at the White House.

    (BTW- Didja know he was in Viet Nam?”)

  23. 23
    LC Draco says:

    LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun sez:

    Don’t hold back, Aggie…tell us how you REALLY feel.

    Do not worry….she never holds back!!!

    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion sez:

    In regards to Ogrrre’s comment @ :
    Well its called the Congressional Medal of Honor…… almost as bad under the current circumstances…..

    Troy…it’s actually not….see here..

    “The medal is frequently called the Congressional Medal of Honor, stemming from its award by the Department of Defense “in the name of Congress” though the official and correct title is Medal of Honor.”

    I had to correct a Colonel the other day….he was not amused. :em02:

  24. 24
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:

    In regards to LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.’s comment @16 :

    I was using the BC definition™ of “kowtowing”

    Shit…what I wake to read….

    I may need another percocet hit today, just to erase that…..

    :em01:

  25. 25
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:

    In regards to LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion’s comment @14 :

    DOG SAYS …. He’ll whore me out to “play” Bruce Willis if the price is right….. :em93:

    Hmmm…… sounds delish 😉

    Tell DOG I do hope Victoria works out…. 😀

  26. 26
    sig94 says:

    In regards to L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter’s comment @ : 13

    Obongo made his selection for the 2009 Presidential MoF “for their work as agents of change.”

    If that is the criteria, then why did he leave off Mao Tse-tung, Lenin, Stalin and Adolph?
    Now there was some change baby! On well, mebbe in 2010…

  27. 27
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Sure. Under the last president, all you had to do was support his war in Iraq. In fact, that was a sure way to get a PMF under Bush — by being one of his sycophantic puppets.

    Still mourning the passing of Saddam Hussein? Get over it already.

    At least with Obama, he looked at life achievements as a whole, not a snapshot of a point in their lives.

    In this case, a lifetime of binge drinking and reaming the Massachusetts taxpayers.

    “The Big Dig” ring a bell?

    Perhaps his support for the IRA was factored in as well?

  28. 28
    sig94 says:

    At least with Obama, he looked at life achievements as a whole, not a snapshot of a point in their lives.

    A lot of rapists and murders can say the same thing about their snapshot in life.

    “Gee I only killed once and it took just a second! Whaddaya on my ass for???”

    Great argument deej ….. :em72:

  29. 29

    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter sez:

    Well, the good news is John F. Kerry was on the list to receive the medal, but he threatened to toss it over the fence at the White House.

    You mean: He threatened to throw Teddy’s medal over the fence (and keep his own in case he needed it for future grandstanding).

  30. 30
    lc purple raider says:

    he looked at life achievements as a whole, not a snapshot of a point in their lives.

    Kennedy’s life achievements:

    Killing a girl.
    Being present at a rape.
    Being an out-and-out traitor to his country.
    Appearing in public drunk more times than Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Sammy Davis, Jr, combined.
    Sponsor of more wasteful government spending than any other senator, per year.

    The only thing that should be around his neck should be a noose.

  31. 31
    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter says:

    Emperor Misha I-

    You mean: He threatened to throw Teddy’s medal over the fence (and keep his own in case he needed it for future grandstanding).

    That may be true, but if he was elected, I know he’d be tossing them over the fence like bubblegum at a parade. Only he’d be tossing them the wrong way.

  32. 32

    I just hope that if anyone ever does pop that pos, they use a tracer. What a light show THAT would be! :em02:

  33. 33
    LC Gunsniper says:

    In regards to LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician’s comment @ :#37

    If he were ever to be cremated it would take a couple of days to put out the fire.

  34. 34
    LC Ted says:

    In regards to lc purple raider’s comment @ 33:

    Add to that list,

    Attempted enslavement of the American People through State control of their life.

    Voting and supporting a continued war against the unborn that disporportionatly affects minorities.

    but the Mid-Stream Media will never say that.

    Ted

  35. 35
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    Hey Blake! “My Ops are Blacker than your Ops”…….. saw that on a t-shirt and found it humorous…. yeah, I know Im weird

  36. 36
    Elephant Man says:

    Sure. Under the last president, all you had to do was support his war in Iraq. In fact, that was a sure way to get a PMF under Bush — by being one of his sycophantic puppets.

    Still clinging to the “Bush lied, people died!” meme I see…… :em01:

    At least with Obama, he looked at life achievements as a whole, not a snapshot of a point in their lives.

    Do those “life achievements” include being a bloated, bellowing, drunken asshat using the legacies of his dead brothers to cling to his senate seat?

    This is all about Obama paying back “The Tedster” for his campaign support.

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