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Ok, I was going to go back to my knitting (seriously) when I ran across this piece of unadulterated rampant idiocy, brought to you by the flaming Moonbats of PETA.
Where else (besides Obamabot’s Cabinet appointments) could you find untold amounts of silliness, idiocy, insanity, absurdity, lunacy, neurosis, and just plain stupidity than in the mind of a PETAbot?
Their latest comical offering? They demand that “Fish” be renamed…..
wait for it……
Sea Kittens.
That’s right folks. We should no longer call fish…fish. They are convinced that sea kittens would be a moniker that is sure to turn off even the most hardened meat eater around.
“Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?”
Umm…..will they still come with Tarter Sauce?
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These nutcases ever been to Viet Nam?
This is not the first time these nuts have suggested renaming stuff. Ever hear of Fishkill, New York?
http://www.cnn.com/US/9609/06/fishy.name/
What’s for dinner???
HAHAHA
RWR
http://www.rightwingrocker.com
When fish start chasing laser pointers around my house, keeping my feet warm at night, keeping my house free of mice, and entertaining guests on command, I’ll start calling them sea kittens.
Maybe our kitties should be renamed catfish? Now I like catfish, I really do, ‘cept cleaning them anyway. Got finned once, learned my lesson quick. My catfish dont’ fin me, they use claws and teeth instead. Now with eight catfish running about my humble abode…….got three more stray catfish outside I feed. And come to think of it…I have never, ever in my life stepped in sea kitten shit. The same cannot be said for their landlubber cousins. The furry fish.
Damned PETA pukes!!!
Hey, let’s not forget that they as well as Pamela Anderson are STILL calling for everyone to boycott KFC ’cause they’re cruel to chickens! 
Hell, I eat at one of their franchises first when I want fast food because I KNOW it’ll piss them off, just like the 17% increase in demand for Danish-made goods after the fleabag muzzies called for a Danish boycott when they published the mo-ham-hock cartoons!! Hell, I want to join the OTHER PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals!!! 
I’d still eat them. 1 billion chinese can’t be totally wrong.
I sure would those SeaPuppies Deep Fried with a side order of hushpuppies please!
I just remembered that there’s a SPECIAL place for ALL creatures of the sea………RIGHT NEXT TO THE FRIES AND TARTAR SAUCE!!!!
Cats are my favorite pet: they taste just like chicken.
So many cats, so few recipes.
Just two of my favorite bumper stickers.
Cats aren’t bad eating, although I am still partial to armadillo. The cat’s skin can be cleaned, stretched and dried and used to make the sounding board of a banjo. I really have to wonder what the hell is wrong with those PETA idiots! After all, there is room for all God’s creatures … right next to the mashed potatoes.
When I rule the world, stupidity like that will be a capital offense. I’m freakin’ speechless.
And that is what we call ‘rare’
What’s the best tuna?
Kitten of the Sea!
I don’t have time for PETA – I’ve got bigger Sea Kittens to Fry.
I’m with Maddox on this one: http://www.thebestpa.....?u=sponsor
Everyone pick a vegetarian to sponsor, and we’ll have sea kitten suppers all the time. Make mine steak though. I mean ‘land cuddly’ fillets.
Oh, I don’t know how to put my dumbo octopus back as my avatar. Poopie.
Hope you dont mind but I pinched this story for my own little (communal) blog. Theres a HT and a link though, Im not 100% sure on blog protocol so i hope thats cool by you blokes.
http://tizona.wordpr.....board-bow/
A rose by any other name . . .
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Never underestimate the power of Human Stupidity.
Just checked into the thread.. can breathe for laughing.. Kitten of the Sea…
Got one for you all:
How do you play Hamas Bingo?
F-15!
M-16!
A-10!
B-2!
C-4!
Bingo!
Good Shabbos!
I don’t understand what the big deal is. Cat’s have always been cheaper than clay pigeons. Kittens just require more skill.
Besides, having just been diagnosed with Celiac disease, I understand that kittens are gluten free.
This may be the best thread ever–good shabbos and good one right back at you marc! And “tastyvores”–glad that ain’t copyrighted, ’cause I’m usin’ it–how true how true.
Our adopted Katrina survivor stray cat is named Dr. Pepper, but like all things in my family the name morphed into Pepper Steak–because we all know that’s what it’s really made of anyway!
Kitten of the sea–so cute, so tasty, a whole new thread for the lolcat meme.
Good Shabbos to all, indeed!
And what in THE hell is that icon on my comment???!!!!!!
DEEEEEEJJJJJ!!!!!!!
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhh…aaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
LC Ranger 6 sez:
Well here’s some Clay Kittens for you.
As a founding member of PETF (People for the Ethical Treatment of Flora) I am shocked that these people eat plants. Did you know that plants scream when boiled? Broccoli, califlower, lima beans all have feelings, ya know, and I, for one, refuse to eat them. Studies show that plants grow faster when classical music is played for them. They do have feelings.
Stamp out vegggie eaters! Eating veggies is MURDER!
Won’t you help end the misery? Donate today!
Sufferin’ succotash! This thing is fast going viral – Hot Air, Ace of Spades, Doug Ross Journal, Stop The ACLU, thedonovan – everbody seems to be posting on it.
But yours appears to be first, LC Mrs M-ITT.
Like most PETA ideas, it stinks like a week-old sea kitten.
L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter sez:
Some of them can also be quite accomplished. One of them is Shreiker of the House.
Long Pig, New Guinea’s other White meat. Its what’s for dinner.
Laugh as you will, Rurik, but we at Phetf will not stand for the inhumane torture of plants! If you are a vegetarian, I urge you to become a meatagin. It’s easy, it’s fun. All you have to do to join is the next time someone cooks a fine porterhouse for you that is so big it fills the plate, all you have to do when asked if you want vegetables- do not stop chewing and respond- “Na meat agin”.
Well, since PETA complains about eating meat, and the loonier ones complain about vegatables and fruits being eaten, I guess that leaves .. human extinction?
In which case I say ‘You first’
Just when I think that the left can’t get any wackier, along comes something like this.
WTH difference does it make what you call the food? It either tastes good or it doesn’t.
L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter sez:
Actually, Mope, you aren’t too far off on this. I play on a mud periodically, and one of the players there told me he REFUSES to eat veggies where the plants are “killed,” like carrots, potatoes, etc. because the plant feels pain.
He didn’t address how a broccoli or tomato plant feels if/when you use a knife to cut off the veggie. He’s the same player who said he’d be OBLIGATED to kill me if he ever met me in person because I’m too conservative, and I don’t deserve to live.
If I’d known his name, my very first call after I logged off would have been to the FBI.
Skye, that’s a moot point that you don’t know his name. If you know his ID on there he can be traced, and arrested for some serious crap. That falls under ‘making a terrorist threat’ statute in some states. That would most definitely get his ass arrested in California.
WAY OT, but I heard this great redundancy the other day on television: a one-eyed cyclops.
Is there any other kind of cyclops?
Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak sez:
Hm…I never even thought of that. This was about four years ago now, tho, so proving it would be impossible. I should have done a screen capture.
What does it take to make p.e.t.a members happy? Should I throw a scratching post into the Mississippi River? Should I take my neighbors fish out of her aquarium, throw them in the litter box, and give them a ball of yarn to play with?
No! Send them to the Amazon jungle where they can go to ’school’ with the paranha. 
Sniffing their own self-righteous farts. Which also accounts for their monumentally poor judgment.
Skye-
Next time you talk to him tell him you have it on good authority his children are going to be conservatives.
I’m now going to have to wipe beer from my monitor screen. Again.
You couldn’t make this shit up. Well, actually you could, but you’d probably find it posted by Liberal Larry over at ‘BlameBush!’.
This is my first post by the way, but I’ve been lurking on the rottie for a couple of years now.
Welcome aboard. And remember, always click B.C.’s links as they are quite funny.
Rob Farrington-
Well after two years you should know which links not to click. So I won’t bother to repeat that. New posters do have to buy the beer, tho.
Oh, by the way, have you bought your offset today?
Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak sez:
You rang?
http://www.vhemt.org/
Does anyone take it seriously? Many many people dedicate their lives to it. (See comments.) http://blog.iblameth.....na-nation/
On the one hand it’s good when barking moonbat radical feminist sociopaths don’t reproduce. On the other hand that leaves them free to agitate for greater control over things like education and media, which they use to brainwash the children of the normal people. Which is why it’s essential to opt out of such institutions if you have children.
Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak sez:
Hah!
You laugh, but some of them actually have said that the world would be better off if humans all died off.
I’d love for them to lead by example, but I don’t have such high expectations.
I know .. their mentality was spelled out in that Tom Clancy novel whose name I forget .. kill everyone except the most special who agree with them … let those freaks loose in the Amazon jungle and become one with nature
LC Anniee451 @:
Un-freakin’ real ….
I’m speechless for the second time in two days.
This is starting to sound like a bad Whitley Streiber novel called Nature’s End …
Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak @:
IC, that Clancy novel was Rainbow Six. And, yes, that is exactly the way we should deal with the radical enviros and PETA fools, and so on.
Then let’s see if the asshole really believes in all the carbon neutral shit he spews! 
I was thinking today, that it would be nice if the power companies can program their computers to figure out the electrical use for the average residential household, and when a residence exceeds that amount of usage, then they are disconnected from the power grid until the start of the next month. Just think: His Holiness Algore would only have electricity at his house for about a day and a half out of each month.
Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak @:
I knew you guys would like that one, IC. It’s not even the craziest thing on the second link I posted. Unfortunately there are people crazier than just plain lefties and it’s scary how many there are sometimes. (Did you see the comments? Yikes!) The internet has had some weird consequences hasn’t it?
I do believe Newkirk and co. would very much support the human extinction movement, even if she does live in a big mansion all by herself, the hypocrite. How green is THAT?
Did you see the documentary about her by the way? The “I Am An Animal” thing? ZOINKS
Rob Farrington @ # 88-
By your own admission you’ve been lurking in these parts for some time. Welcome and consider yourself assimilated. With that in mind there are a few tips that need to be reinforced. 1) Purchase at least a gallon of ordinary laundry bleach, brand doesn’t matter. 2) Obtain a large bore syringe. 3) The time will come when you have an urge to plunge the syringe through an eardrum and inject a least 1000 cc’s of bleach into your cranium. Trust me it only hurts for a moment and the dreams from the linkage will cease. 4) Barring that treatment we can arrange an all expense paid visit to Brother B.C.’s
dungeongameroom for definitive treatment, but it’s not all that pleasant, but 100% effective. We management types have largely survived that course of action, but we’re not about to video infomericial praising it’s effectiveness.Welcome to the Rott.
LC Jackboot- Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador of the Realm.
PETArds are stoopid… How can you call something “sea kittens” when the actual kittens, and, of course, grown-up kitteh-kats EAT fish and LOVE it? How’s about PETA trying to persuade animals not to eat each other? Tee-hee-hee! What morons!
That said… I am going to don my recently purchased mink coat (Yes, it is COLD here at Camp Lost In The Woods!!!) and drive North to St. Loo to find a decent sushi bar. Sea kittens sound delicious!!
L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter sez:
you do know that beer, wine and whiskey is made from plants
LC Rurik sez:
That was absolutely hysterical!! Clay Kitten Shooting!!
Can’t imagine why 
With mewling sounds and blood–splatter!!! Heeeeerrr kitty, kitty, kitty
Some people think I’m