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Ok, I was going to go back to my knitting (seriously) when I ran across this piece of unadulterated rampant idiocy, brought to you by the flaming Moonbats of PETA.

Where else (besides Obamabot’s Cabinet appointments) could you find untold amounts of silliness, idiocy, insanity, absurdity, lunacy, neurosis, and just plain stupidity than in the mind of a PETAbot?

Their latest comical offering?  They demand that “Fish” be renamed…..

wait for it……

Sea Kittens.

That’s right folks.   We should no longer call fish…fish.  They are convinced that sea kittens would be a moniker that is sure to turn off even the most hardened meat eater around.

“Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?”

Umm…..will they still come with Tarter Sauce?

115 Responses to “I Prefer To Call Them Supper”

  1. 101
    gahaze says:
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    Crap, now I’m in moderation again.
    DEEEJ!!!!! What’s with all the moderation in the new program?

  2. 102
    LC Anniee451 says:
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    LC hilljohnny sez:

    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter sez:
    As a founding member of PETF (People for the Ethical Treatment of Flora) I am shocked that these people eat plants.
    you do know that beer, wine and whiskey is made from plants

    Not to mention my new favorite, Absinthe.

  3. 103
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:
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    Not to mention my new favorite, Absinthe.

    That stuff kicked my ass once, Anniee451. A potent elixer, to be sure. I paid dearly for my indescretion. A fine selection, to be treated with respect and caution. :em38:

  4. 104
    LC Anniee451 says:
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    LC HJ Caveman82952 sez:

    Not to mention my new favorite, Absinthe.
    That stuff kicked my ass once, Anniee451. A potent elixer, to be sure. I paid dearly for my indescretion. A fine selection, to be treated with respect and caution.

    I totally agree. I learned that after the first time, when I didn’t know any better. Treated respectfully and cautiously, however, I find that it’s just as much fun and actually kinder than other drinks. Plus, it’s so expensive I only drink once every couple weeks now lol.

  5. 105
    LC hilljohnny says:
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    LC Anniee451 sez:

    Not to mention my new favorite, Absinthe.

    i was sticking with the basic food groups

  6. 106
    LC Rurik says:
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    LC Anniee451 @:

    Not to mention my new favorite, Absinthe.

    Just remember, Absinthe makes the hard grow fainter. :em95: :em01:

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    Princess Natasha says:
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    All joking aside… Any motherfucking assclown who thinks killing cats is fun, fine and dandy, is cordially invited to fuck off and die in a grotesque, lengthy and painful manner. If I see any cock-gobbling moron try to hurt a cat, I will make sure the son of a cunt pisses blood, sitting down, for the rest of his pathetic life. I am not even fucking kidding. Motherfuckers can try me.

  8. 108
    LC Anniee451 says:
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    Whoah princess Natasha, did someone try to kill a cat? I love MY kitties!!! (hugs)

    sorry Lchilljohnny – sometimes I miss obvious things like that. I thought flora would include the wormwood too. Flavor is important!

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    LC Anniee451 says:
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    LC Rurik sez:

    LC Anniee451 @:
    Not to mention my new favorite, Absinthe.
    Just remember, Absinthe makes the hard grow fainter.

    LOL! I know, I know, people keep issuing warnings (and I totally get it; believe me, a couple louched shots is enough). I was a big Anne Rice fan; Claudia totally killed those twins with Absinthe and almost fucked Lestat’s shit up. I thought it was poison, but it isn’t – it’s something different is all. They un-prohibited it after a hundred years – I don’t do drugs anymore, but trying something like that had a hell of an appeal. And I tried it and…it was so different. Or maybe I was just drunk and reading things into it. Who knows, I like the mystical appeal and will definitely take it easy – really really easy. Can’t afford otherwise anyway :)

    Did anyone read the post at Nicki’s where the guy talked about the PETA site, and how the fish were DRESSED UP as kittens…and they are totally furries? That was awesome!

  10. 110
    Radical Redneck says:
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    Speaking of booze – I think we should all vodka soak a watermelon to consume on the 20th! :em03: :em93:

  11. 111
    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:
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    All joking aside… Any motherfucking assclown who thinks killing cats is fun, fine and dandy, is cordially invited to fuck off and die in a grotesque, lengthy and painful manner. If I see any cock-gobbling moron try to hurt a cat, I will make sure the son of a cunt pisses blood, sitting down, for the rest of his pathetic life. I am not even fucking kidding. Motherfuckers can try me.

    N@T,

    There are those of us that can’t be in a room with a cat without life threatening consequences. Because of this, we have developed a live or die attitude towards same felines. We wish no ill will towards them except that they exists far away from us. At least 6 shot away from us.

    No offensed intended.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:
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    Speaking of kitties, (the furry ones), the Other Half and I seek to rescue them as best we can. Call it a hobby, an act of compassion, call it anything you believe to be true. Presently we have eight indoor kitties, three of them less than six months old, and soon to be fixed. They are hellraisers, but I laugh my ass off watching the wife use the laser pen, watching the cats climb walls chasing it. Three outdoor strays we feed and show up daily for attention and food. In twenty eight years of marriage we have kept thirty cats, all unwanted or abused, they becoming our fast friends. My guess is, before we pass on, we will have given fifty cats a chance at life free of hunger and abandonment. And as usual, when they get old, asking myself, “You love them enough to keep them, do you love them enough to let them go?” On more than one occasion I have lost my composure watching the plunger traverse the barrel. But friends stay with friends, to the end. We take them home and bury them by the big tree in the backyard. But once I found this…and was enormously touched by it…….
    You be the judge, For like Natasha, I would take a baseball bat to someone inflicting cruelty on such creatures.

  13. 113
    LC Anniee451 says:
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    Radical Redneck sez:

    Speaking of booze – I think we should all vodka soak a watermelon to consume on the 20th!

    Omg I hadn’t considered what booze I would need to survive THAT event. I really hadn’t. If anyone is sponsoring any alcohol-fueled events to survive the obamanauguration in the Tristate area, I’ll be there. Let me know in advance.

  14. 114
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:
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    I once did that. Carved a little hole in one end, corked it with a big bottle of vodka, let it sit upside down, emptied the bottle after while. Then I ate half the watermelon. At least I think it was half…not sure really….

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    steelstring says:
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    Princess Natasha sez:

    All joking aside… Any motherfucking assclown who thinks killing cats is fun, fine and dandy, is cordially invited to fuck off and die in a grotesque, lengthy and painful manner.

    I’ll join you in that. :em69:
    Hi, I’m not long here and testing a gravatar.
    I think.



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