I’m Not Dead Yet

Sorry about my overlong absence and shirking of duty, but I’ve been swamped as of late. Nothing permanent, I’m just getting my bearings, and I’ll be back to annoy all and sundry shortly.

So kindly bear with me and know that I haven’t abandoned this place that I built, nor will I ever, I’m just busy trying to get into a new routine here.

Thatisall.

Misha

P.S.: Consider this an open thread and a place to curse at me too. But only if you come up with really good curses. I’ve heard all of the cookie cutter ones before, and I really expect more of you guys, m’kay?

144 comments

  1. 101
    LC Gunsniper says:

    May Richard Simmons take your rectal temperature.

  2. 102
    gahaze says:

    May you never need to call a tow–truck, except at 3am, during pouring rain, because you are stuck in the mud alongside a gravel road with a flat tire, dead drunk, with an ashtray full of roaches, and the interior full of empty beer cans and liquor bottles and in the company of at least two *ahem* much younger women you really shouldn’t be with, and whose names you can’t rightly remember.
    Then, being a helpful sort, the tow-truck driver calls your wife to come give you and your “daughters” a ride home!!! :em58:

  3. 103
    LC Gunsniper says:

    May Gary Busey be your child’s guidance councilor.

  4. 104
    Delftsman3 says:

    And we have a weiner!!:

    May you never be even half the man your mother was.

  5. 105

    may you lose a greco-roman oil wrestling match to helen thomas, and may she beat you by using the etruscan face sit

    and may she tag off to rosie o’donuts who will finish you off by applying the butt cheek vise grips of death.

  6. 106

    May you receive a paper cut on your penis.

    Been there, done that. Don’t ask.

  7. 107

    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. sez:

    Been there, done that. Don’t ask.

    don’t ya’ know that you’re supposed to take the tag off before you apply the rubber?

    ya bawdy, clapper-clawed, pribbling, canker-blossom

  8. 108
    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter says:

    Sarah! Speaks. And if you thought Ann Coulter ripped the media…

    (you have to give an e-mail address.)

  9. 109
    LC Gunsniper says:

    I see 110 comments listed but can only read ten. wtf is going on?

    Comments are now grouped in blocks of one hundred. To access the older comments click the older comments link under the thread title.

  10. 110

    Colon Spelunker?
    I know them!

    So we’ve heard …

    What are you talkin’ ’bout,, you seen em’ too!
    ‘Think I’ve watched you hammer a couple.. Spick n’ Span,, har..

  11. 111
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Nervygirl @:14
    Refer back to post 12.

  12. 112
  13. 113
    gahaze says:

    Nervygirl @ #14 :
    Remain calm, back away from the computer. We can get you help. You just need to take
    your medication. :em93:
    MISHA
    Woooohoooo! For a guy that ain’t around, you throw one helluva party! :em95:
    No more whiskey, me go home now. :em03:

  14. 114

    Actually, it’s not that hard to find, it’s right at the top of the first comment below where it says:

    118 Responses to “I’m Not Dead Yet”

    There’s a link saying:

    <<Older Comments

    That being said, while I can certainly see the advantages (load time wise) in not loading the first 100 comments every time since most people have already seen them, I’m not sure how I feel about it. But that’s because I’m lazy :em93: All that link-clicking and all that.

    What do the rest of you think? Feature or bother? Because I’m fairly sure it can be modified relatively easily. It’s just a built-in default setting. Would you rather the site load every single comment no matter how many every time you check back in to read the latest or get to the old ones if you didn’t catch them by clicking “Older Comments” once? I mean, once you’ve done it one time, you’ll never have to do it again unless you have really poor memory 😉

    It’s obviously nice to have them all display, even if there are five hundred of them, if it’s the first time you click on a thread to read the comments, but it’s a heckuva lot of scrolling if you’re just checking back to see if any new ones have been added since your last visit.

    To get back ON TOPIC, there are some damn fine curses there. You guys impress me! Can’t quite name a winner yet, but I do like “may you never be half the man your mother was” :em93:

    Except that she very much IS, thanks to a kind G-d 😀

  15. 115

    May your nostrils always be filled with the cloying stench of Keith Olberdouche’s skid marks.

  16. 116

    May your daughter’s hair always be matted with the spunk of Billy Jeff Clinton.

  17. 117

    May you perpetually testify before Congress.

  18. 118

    Dear God .. what in Heaven’s name did I start with the first vile curse?? LOL

    Finally …. I post something and it starts a thread … :doing da happy dance:

    ‘May you take an oatmeal and raisin bath with Helen Thomas and Shrillary and Michelle Obama .. and as you eat the raisins out of the gluttial cleft you realize they aint raisins’

  19. 119

    ‘May your face be awash in this woman’s passionate juices for all eternity’

    hint .. look on the right …

  20. 120

    crap it didnt work .. try this linkie here

  21. 121
    gahaze says:

    Emperor Misha I @ #19:
    No prob here with the new set–up. saves having to page down, and down, and down,
    through an interminable plethora of previously perused platitudes from the panting pack.

    Nervygirl @ #18:
    OPEN teh eyth, wooman. Bacchus b-logging again, are we, or is it just that time of the
    month again?
    *dives and rolls for cover*

  22. 122
    gahaze says:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #9:

    ya bawdy, clapper-clawed, pribbling, canker-blossom

    Whooooeeee!, Jaybear, where’d you come up with that one? Sounds like something
    out of the 18th century.

  23. 123
    LC Aggie Sith says:

    Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak @116:

    Well, you knew THAT was …coming, right??? :em01:

  24. 124
    Fmwoods01 says:

    Intellectual Conservative, Imperial Kulak @:25
    You, sir, are one sick puppy :em38:
    I was looking forward to a productive day, but no, I had to click on that link. I hope you are proud of yourself.

    One doesn’t have to scroll down through a myriad of comments, just Page Down, or just End will take you to the bottom of this barrel.

    D’

  25. 125
    Fmwoods01 says:

    May your best days be spent as a puddle of gelatinous effluvium slithering around the inside of the pestilent underwear of a syphilitic whore.

    D’

  26. 126
    Radical Redneck says:

    LC Aggie Sith @:

    Aw but they will drive to DC in a hybrid car to pick up their giant welfare bailout.

    How enlightened! How evolved of them. :em04:

  27. 127
    Radical Redneck says:

    Of course the porn industry is losing money. Free porn sprouts up on the net faster than moldy parasites between Hillary’s canckled gelatinous thigh folds! :em93:

  28. 128
    Light29ID says:

    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. sez:

    May you receive a paper cut on your penis.
    Been there, done that. Don’t ask.

    Yep, Crunchie’s been to Kin’ville on a payday weekend.

    Hope the corpsman wasn’t too hard with the Q-Tip

    :em99:

  29. 129
    LC Aggie Sith says:

    Radical Redneck @:

    they will drive to DC in a hybrid car to pick up their giant welfare bailout

    That just SCREAMS for a shop job!!!! :em99:

  30. 130
    Radical Redneck says:

    LC Aggie Sith @:

    That just SCREAMS for a shop job!!!! :em99:

    It would most definitely be a stick shift! :em93:

  31. 131
    LC Aggie Sith says:

    Radical Redneck @:

    It would most definitely be a stick shift!

    :em01: :em01: :em01:

    And instead of dice, they can hang their little balls on the rear-view mirror!!!!

  32. 132
    LC BU2 Lander says:

    Alright, I see a direction that no one has taken that I’m gonna have to go…

    May your underwear always be filled with Icy Hot and may your genitals never have relief from all the worlds biting and stinging insects…

    Hey, it may not be thoughts of any of the nasties that you all have mentioned, but you gotta admit dat right der would really really be an eternity o’ suck…

  33. 133

    Any fancy car fans around?
    Here’s some presidential limos I found:

    Eisenhower’s sled ’50 Lincoln

    Jack’s open top ’61 Conti’

    Uncle Ronnie used this cruizer even after it’s service hauling Carter and Ford around

    Then he got a good deal on this ’83 Caddy

    Bushdaddy liked this one,,
    http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h2/Cheapshot911/1989-UsedbyPresidentGeorgeHWBush.jpg?t=1231445269

    Here’s where bill and shrillery spent some of their quality time,,,

    Dubya hauled horsefeed in this truck

    Aaaand,,,, guess who?

  34. 134
    LC Subotai Bahadur says:

    My Liege:

    While I do prefer putting up with the increased load times, just to know exactly where I am in the thread AND since on longer threads I find it easier to locate who I am replying to if the numbers are sequential; it is not the highest thing on the “pain in the ass” scale. It is part of the universal truism that any change in a computer system will make some things harder instead of easier.

    If I can put in one request [and I have no idea if it would require a tectonic shift under the new cyber regime], but would it be possible to get the Empire to recognize non-English fonts again? Russian has its points at times. The various German and Fwench [spit] diacritical marks are handy when one wants to be correct. If nothing else to show that us unlettered clingers to guns and religion are not as ignorant as the poseurs of the Left think.

    LC Subotai Bahadur

  35. 135

    gahaze sez:

    Whooooeeee!, Jaybear, where’d you come up with that one? Sounds like something
    out of the 18th century.

    17th century actually, I let the Bard do the work for me

  36. 136

    I linked a couple of pics , ‘think the spam mangler has ’em..

  37. 137
    Radical Redneck says:

    LC Aggie Sith @:

    And instead of dice, they can hang their little balls on the rear-view mirror!!!!

    Yep. And snake eyes going into boxcars (unless Andi Sullivan is choreographing) :em02:

  38. 138
    ohio right wing nut says:

    I just wanna know where the #’s for the comments are?

    Dey don’t show up on my ‘puter.

  39. 139
    gahaze says:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #40:
    What a listing! The Elizabethans really knew how to bang–out an insult!! :em93:
    Definite bookmark on that page. :em01: :em01:

  40. 140

    Any fancy car fans around?
    Here’s some presidential limos I found:

    Eisenhower’s sled ‘50 Lincoln

    Jack’s ‘61 Conti’, he liked the top down

    Uncle Ronnie used this cruizer even after it’s service hauling Carter and Ford around

    Then he got a good deal on this ‘83 Caddy

    Bushdaddy liked this one,,

    Here’s where bill and shrillery spent some of their quality time,,,

    Dubya hauled horsefeed in this truck

    And,, Guess who?

    Aaaand,,,, guess who?

  41. 141

    Are images switched off, or is this another “picnic”?

  42. 142

    Yep, Crunchie’s been to Kin’ville on a payday weekend.

    Hope the corpsman wasn’t too hard with the Q-Tip

    :em99:

    Pretty much a sadistic prick about it 29ID, grinning the whole time. We may love our corpsmen, and they may love us, but at certain times they are still squids at heart after all.

  43. 143
    LC BU2 Lander says:

    Hey! I resemble that remark! -smirks and shrugs- ‘Course I’m a Bee and not a Corpsman, but still I’m a squid, even though I’m a dirt squid.

    So long as you guys give us cover we’ll still build stuff for ya.

  44. 144
    Dennydog says:

    I have no originality, so I submit this classic:

    http://www.guymacon.com/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM

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