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cmblake alerted me a while back to a paticularly unique brand of weapons lubricant.

SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL was designed specifically to put Demoralizing FEAR and TERROR into SUPPOSEDLY Fearless” Islamo-Fascist terrorists. It was created  with the “TRUE BELIEVER” in mind. According to the Koran, Allah states, “Any of my followers contaminated by swine at the time of his death will be denied entry to my paradise forever, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE.”

Tell me more, tell me more.

HOW does SILVER BULLET GUN OIL work? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA
LIQUEFIED PIG FAT.

Ooh, I can see where this is heading, and I’m liking it, a lot!

The PIG FAT is mixed  with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for
use in ALL FIREARMS. The oil is applied to the inside of the barrel of any firearm or weapons
system. When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT.
The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE.

Bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!! Take that you goat fellating murdering pieces of camel shit!

Of course I had to order some, one bottle for Crumb Crunchie, and one for me. Now the one for Crumb may actually be put to it’s intended use. Mine, just for shits and giggles.

Now here’s where it gets even better. Shortly after placing the order for Crumb’s bottle, I received an e-mail confirmation from the company. Nothing unusual, except that it was a little unique in that it was a simple one line response addressed to Mr. Crunchie (insert my real last name here) and said the order would ship to Camp Pendleton. Signed off “Semper Fi”. It seemed almost as if an actual human had written it. A second e-mail followed shortly afterwards, and this one was definitely written by a human. It was the owner of the company saying that he was throwing in a second bottle at no charge to my sons order, as well as some magazine stickers to let the hirabi know what was coming there way. Seems he was a jarhead too, and he wants some payback sent downrange. The principle behind this type of propaganda is pure PsyOps raised to an art form.

I’ve never endorsed a product before, and I’m not starting now since I have yet to try the stuff, but if the novelty of the product concept and the level of customer service is any indication, I’m sure that this is some good shit.

BTW, the companies tag line, “One shot, one soul”. Gotta fuckin’ love it!

30 Responses to “Great Idea for A Product”

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    mindy1 says:
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    :em01: :em01: :em01: There is a youtube video of a soldier or Marine dipping his bullets in spam-just go to youtube and type in bullets, spam and pork and it comes up

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    LC Gunsniper says:
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    :em99:

    That’s priceless!

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    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter says:
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    Now all they gotta do is up the concentration some so the skids on the Abrams can be properly lubed.

    :em99:

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    Hell, I gave the website to the Squadron supply NCO. I’ll be sending some to my son in 2/1. And buying some for myself. :em93:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:
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    Well, well, such a delight to read of these developments……now how about boiling alive some of these terrorists caught torturing American soldiers in pig fat, say extra crispy and original recipe? Then drop the bodies in a convenient location? Damn Crunchie..that’s as good as Tiller the Killer getting blown away today. Justice delayed but not denied.

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    LC Proud Infidel says:
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    :em01: Hell, that reminds me of the times during my tour in Asscanistan, I would unload and clean my magazines for my M4 out on a picnic table in the open. I’d check and lightly lube the springs, swab the dirt and dust out of the well, reassemble, and load. While doing so, I’d lovingly rub the tip of each and every round in one of the pieces of bacon that I had on a a paper plate in FULL VIEW of the local “hadjis” that we used for camp cleanup, etc, and they saw me doing it. :em01: Oh, the look on their faces!!! I’m getting deployed again, I’ve GOTTA get myself about a half dozen bottles!! :em93: :em03:

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    LC Rurik says:
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    Crunchie.

    I’ve never endorsed a product before, and I’m not starting now since I have yet to try the stuff,

    How could you compose an endorsement as good as the testamonial just given?

    Salaam Infidels, I am Fadel. I was just wasted by one of your, how you say it, jarheads who was using Silver Bullet Gun Oil and I was not let into Hajji Heaven. Thank you. I got a look at those 72 virgins. Thank you again! They call them houris – but to me they look like cheap whouris. And don’t even smell like my beloved camel Zulaika. Is my boyfriend Mahmoud going to be in for a b-i-i-i-g disappointment! Use silver Bullet gun Oil and save a Hajji from a fate worse than shaheed :em95:

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    LC BOATS says:
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    This has to be a great product, no endorsement needed. I just sent my order in and have my receipt in hand. Thanks for the heads up.I was out with my grandson this afternoon sending lead down range–what a good day it has been.

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    LC Anniee451 says:
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    Dear DjAllyn – the music the last month or so – have you been raiding my BRAIN? Holy crap; I’m amazed. Crowded house? Magic Man? Simon and Garfunkel? Damn, son!

    That is all. Back to your scheduled thread.

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    lc purple raider says:
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    A second e-mail followed shortly afterwards, and this one was definitely written by a human. It was the owner of the company saying that he was throwing in a second bottle at no charge to my sons order, as well as some magazine stickers to let the hirabi know what was coming there way

    Dahm, that’s some wicked customer service.

    :em04: :em58:

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    LC Xystus says:
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    I’d lovingly rub the tip of each and every round in one of the pieces of bacon that I had on a a paper plate in FULL VIEW of the local “hadjis” that we used for camp cleanup, etc, and they saw me doing it.

    It’s good if word gets spread around. For effectiveness the hirabis need to know about the stuff. :em02:

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    When is that stuff gonna be standardized and properly introduced into the army ? We need a NATO resupply number, so we can properly order this stuff through the proper channels and in sufficient quantities.

    I am pretty sure that they can produce the stuff in 13 gallon jugs as well. You know, you just need a little bit more to lube down the Leopard’s 120mm smoothbore…

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    mindy1 says:
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    LC Proud Infidel @:6 :em01: :em99:

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    Well, finally some good American ingenuity. I wish we had this stuff when I went down reange. I think if it was publicized a lot more and the Haji’s knew we were using such a thing, then things might be a little bit different. Hahaha, time to go order some! :em96:

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    The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for
    use in ALL FIREARMS.

    Well, ‘looks like the Lyman press might get a rest.
    (Rubs machine oil into baconfat, hold up thumb..)
    It’s,,too,,,clear.
    (Rubs smear of white lithium marine grease into puddle,,lil’ more,, heyyy.)

    Now comes the upgrade.
    A more patently fattishy texture with increased sticky power.
    After a good wipe, dust sheds easily, doesn’t build.
    ‘Smells like Eternal Sexual Frustration to me, in any caliber.
    That’s elegant versatility.

    Getchyasum!

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    I have GOTS to get me some of that!

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    Dragineez says:
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    I don’t think this is new. Didn’t Pershing have his soldiers do this in the Phillipines when fighting the Islamists there?

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    LC FreedomFighter says:
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    Just want to say that I loved the PsyOp behind this and I always thought that PsyOp should promote more of this kinda behavior. Unfortunately once one of the PC ASSHOLESPoliticians Finds out about this and that US soldiers are actually using it it’ll be band from use by the military. The reason I say this is a briefing that came down to all the PsyOp Tac Teams in all theaters. The Brief stated that a PsyOp team In Assgan had kill 4 taliban with Pigs blood tipped rounds and then subsequently burned the bodies facing west instead of east the way their supposed to face when burried. That Team was brought up on War Crimes charges and the team leader was sentenced to 2 years. Even in the military we still have to worry about the Bullshit form the States crapping on a war zone.

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    LC FreedomFighter says:
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    Srry to rain oneveryones parrade.

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    Sinon says:
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    No need to say sorry about the rain. The good news is, once the revolution is under way, we can get rid of the PC crowd with a guillotine or something. I’d never deprive the troops of what they need, that includes gun oil!

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    americanexpat says:
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    I’d lovingly rub the tip of each and every round in one of the pieces of bacon that I had on a a paper plate in FULL VIEW of the local “hadjis” that we used for camp cleanup, etc, and they saw me doing it.

    And you better believe their buddies and relatives who worked for the other side knew it as well. When I was in the ‘Stan, I had no problem with the concept of buying loyalty from our local workers, as long as they stayed bought. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t, and you may never know until it’s too late. As a great man once said, trust, but verify. And don’t trust any farther than you have to, your life may depend on it.

    Love the gun lube, though. Hope it’s a good product, I’ll wait for your reviews before buying any (especially since my guns are in storage in the States). I’m sure some PC military lawyer is having apoplexy about now at the “insensitivity” of it all. Probably the same kind of busybody dickweed that becomes president of a homeowners association so he can tell you what curtains to hang.

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    Sinon sez:

    No need to say sorry about the rain. The good news is, once the revolution is under way, we can get rid of the PC crowd with a guillotine or something. I’d never deprive the troops of what they need, that includes gun oil!

    Ooooo, I like that idea! All Channels, 7 p.m. Would you like to know more?

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    LC Woody says:
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    How about filling all my hollow points with Spam? Will that work too?

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    LC Spare Parts says:
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    Silver Bullet is not a suitable name for this product. Let’s call it Agent Bacon :em93:

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    Ten-Ten says:
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    :em99:

    Dayum that’s good!

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    LC FreedomFighter says:
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    I think Silver Bullet’s just fine, lets people know that your goin hunting for islamic WereWolves. You Know those nasty dirty smelly and contagious Pisslamic evil creatures.

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    LC Ted says:
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    Dang, I thought of this years ago.

    I grew up near Shippingport, PA the nations first commercial nuclear power plant. My dad mentioned protecting the plant back in the 80’s and I said to spray the perameter with pig fat, have “guard pigs” walked on patrol and all guards carry bulets diped in pig fat or blood.

    oh well, I was asleep at the switch.

    Ted

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    LC Proud Infidel says:
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    I’ve GOT to get a few bottles of that for my next tour in the litterbox, my unit gets activated in October!

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    M167A1 says:
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    I love it! :em01:



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