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So here is an April Fools Open Thread for you.
I hope my Helen Thomas Love Note Spash Screen didn’t scare you too much… 
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Man that was bad…
I couldn’t decide whether that was done by DJ or by BC. DJ, if you hadn’t fessed up, you could have laid the blame at the feet of BC and gotten away with it.
Ogrrre sez:
Actually, I wasn’t going to say anything at all.
MY EEYYYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!!
Must….distract….must….
Oh yeah!
OH MY FRIGGIN’ GOD!
Oh….be SURE some of this is goin’ into the bug-out bag!
– MuscleDaddy
Jokes,
Laugh a little while we can.
LC MuscleDaddy @ 4:
I love bacon … but that looks too much like sick-dog shit.
Also … it would figure that DJ would have a life-size picture of Helen.
Gaaaah!!! Can’t that woman afford a face transplant?
Yes, I have it tacked up on my front door to ward off Conservatives from knocking. It is tacked right next to my picture of satan to keep the JWs and Mormons away.
Auuuugghhhh! ! ! ! Dammit, DeeJ, that’s a hell of a thing to do to a guy with a hangover.
Trying to brain bleach that image away….
In other news, check this link out: Cigar Tax
The lefty assumptions really piss me off.
Uh… no? Here in Florida, a great many cigar smokers aren’t wealthy fat cats, we’re just regular guys. The economy means I’ve had to cut back on my weekly cigar… going more to a monthly cigar. Now it’ll probably have to go away completely.
I love how they think this only affects rich people. Oh, rich cigar factory owners and rich cigar smokers… what about the employees who make them, or the regular guys that smoke them, eh?
And if that’s the excuse, why are they raising cigarette taxes too? Certainly the poor and middle class smokers outnumber “cigarette connoisseurs.” Proof that the government is bogus and full of shit.
Uh, don’t tobacco users pay higher prices for things like life insurance and such? Doesn’t tobacco already have it’s own separate tax? Doesn’t the government demonize tobacco enough? Jeez, we all know that if you chain smoke 3 packs a day or smoke piles of cigars all day that you’ll probably get lung cancer. Woohoo. We Get It. You know you can kill yourself with alcohol poisoning too. Hell, pretty much anything will kill you if you abuse it. Should we start a big mac tax? A candy tax? A not eating healthy tax? A fart tax?
Fucking nanny state.
In the words of our esteemed Emperor:
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost puked up my fries
gglad to see DJ is back in form
that should have been GLAD
No way – didn’t scare me – I just won a travelchek – so here I come – did that scare you?
No Aprilfool here.
Jugears gave the Queen of England an iPod.
Yes. No April Fools here.
He gave her an iPod.
Good L-rd [choke]!
DJ, how could you?!
Whut kind of lib are you anyway?
There goes breakfast, lunch and a lovely Aussie Chardonney. Woe is me!
But can she use it? Wonder what she’ll be downloading?
My retinas will never be the same….
LC Xealot sez:
DON’T GIVE THEM ANY DAMN IDEAS!!!!!!!!!
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David,
There will be retribution. Revenge is a dish best served cold . . .
Today my six foot bazillion son is fifteen-really. They call him “Alex”.
He’s getting his permit tonight…and I got mine on Friday.
I’ve never had a drivers license-ever.
Be. Very. Afraid.
dear DJ; thanks a pant load. be back after i change.
heh.
BiW was left completely speechless. In fact, I’m a bit worried he hit the submit button with his forehead while falling unconscious.
Well, that’s sure not going to haunt my nightmares in graphic detail for about a week, no, sir.
Cheryl sez:
She already has one she bought in 2005. Bambi must think that Brits don’t have electronics over there yet. Dumb ass wanker.
And Deej, you are one sick MoFu.
annoyinglittletwerp sez:
WooHOO Twerp! You go girl! My mom did the same thing. We both got our first drivers licenses on my sixteenth birthday. I made a higher score than she did.
Jeebus-
In the first part, we’re assaulted and battered with an image that cannot be eradicated with BC Strength Brain Bleach™
And then, THEN were showed how howlingly stoopid, ignorant and cheap the Jug-Eared, Lawn Jockey, Water-Melon Eater in the Oval Office actually is. Present the ruling Monarch of the British Empire with an iPod? OMG- And we were just joking that maybe he would giver ER a basketball or six-pack of Budweiser.
I’m sure that “We are NOT pleased” passed through Her Majesty’s head during the presentation.
And finally a question: Is there a special course in “Stupidity In Diplomacy” that Pasha-Hussein aced in college?
Darn, I missed the big prank.
I just threw up a little bit…
In other news…
An injustice is reversed. Unfortunately the real damage is already done.
LC Wil, S.C.E. sez:
They’re being considered, just waiting for the right time.
Ugh! Good thing I did not see that at 6AM, simply would have set the wrong tone for the whole day!! Thanks DJ!!!!!
If’n yuns ‘r’ all done whining, bitching, and complaining, here’s some funny shit.
Go read the rest of it It’s a real
hoot.
Oh, and by the way, DeeJ, our deeply demented IT Wizard, I got a Gravatar, but it isn’t
showing up here. I used the same e-mail addy that I registered here by. What gives?
DJ
I damn near had a heart attack!
it would ave been funnier if you had signed it “Misha.”
*Vulcan-nerve-pinches DJ*
That should teach you.
One word: Firefox
That hag can’t defile my browser. I had to open a microshaft browser to actually see what everyone was bitching about.
LMAO… I am dying over here… Saw that ugly mug when I signed on during my lunch break… This is absolutely, hysterically funny!
I’m surprised Deej didn’t post something photoshopped of Helen Thomas, Janet Reno and Shrillary is a lesbian tub o’ oatmeal lickfest ..
Oh and Deej .. Any decent Mormon Missionary would consider your Satan pic a challenge. I’m not a Missionary but I AM Mormon, and I’d just laugh and ring the doorbell a couple of extra times .. I’m defiant like that .. and being LDS hasn’t touched my defiant side a whole lot
You suck!
And just were the hell have YOU been IC? We were about to program your location into the Flying Simian Squad GPS™ to find out what happened to ya.
*goes off mumbling about delinquent and absentee Rotties*
Sorry about that …. been insanely busy dealing with the fact my former technology vendor was doing things they shouldn’t be doing … stuff that would get them sued, jailed or fudgepacked, depending on who got more annoyed …. and it affected nearly 100 clients of mine. They threatened a lawsuit when I broke away from them and I’m like ‘Please .. you lying, thieving bastards .. go for it .. nothing would please me more than to present the evidence I have against you in court, and while I am at it, present my evidence to the United States Attorney in Los Angeles …. want to roll the dice?’ .. They shut up after that
This is where they discovered that Mormon does not equal doormat. Bastards were pro-Obama anyway .. good riddance ..
Let me guess, that was my punishment for being away so long!!! That was harsh!
Need a drink, brandy, beer, heck, varsol even…
“ground, this is Hardclimber, coming in heavily damaged, request priority landing, mayday, mayday!!!”
LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove sez:
Ah, that’s why I can’t see it.
Yeah, so thanks for the radical libidoectomy there, DJ.
Guys, I just KNOW there is something in the Geneva Convention against this, I’ll find the proper article, this ain’t human damnit!!!
With that pic of Helen posted in all public places, the gubmint could hit us with a puke tax ($0.35 per hurl, $0.75 if your nuts get heaved up) and pay off the national debt in six months. DJ, you’re a freakin’ economic genius.
LC Xealot @:
It just shows they hate chilllldrrrennnn. See, they increased the tax to get more money to pay for childrens’ health care, and they hope that fewer people will smoke, too. So they have engineered a diminishing funding source for the children. Morons.