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So here is an April Fools Open Thread for you.
I hope my Helen Thomas Love Note Spash Screen didn’t scare you too much… 
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Firefox? I don’t use anything else (except for work to verify my web pages show up correctly) and my eyeballs were properly burnt out on visiting my favorite site anyway.
I don’t get it….
Does everyone else have a different Firefox? (I have 3.0.8, the latest non-beta)
//scratches head after scratching out eyeballs
GOOD HELK!!!! Where is the Exocist? Do we have one on staff? GAAAAAA!!!!!! MY EYES!!!
It is enough to drive someone to drink…ooooh no…wait a minute! Target practice! Yes indeedy!
Damnit to hell,DJ!
OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!
Er…..does anyone here know any good cures for PTS?
Fixed that for ya.
Burned my retina’s too, and I’m running Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.9.0.8) Gecko/2009032713 Fedora/3.0.8-1.fc10 Firefox/3.0.8.
I. Hate. You.
MY FireFart could see it. So could my Opera. And Chrome. And that nasty excuse for IE8.
I suspect that you need to check the addy you use to get here. You probably aren’t using the “official” and “Emperor-approved, Tech Wizard recommended” addy. HINT: if it has a “2009″ in the address, then it is WRONG.
Your correct address to get here is as follows:
http://nicedoggie.net
Nothing more, nothing less.
Sure, you can get here directly using the /2009 at the end, but if we have to suddenly move to a mirror server, you would get totally lost and left behind.
So, THAT’s what the “Piss on THAT” button is all about. Love it! And yes, Helen’s ugly mug showed up just fine in my Firefox browser. However, because of my weird internet connection here, smilies and avatars refuse to show up.
Testing…..
Didn’t work… Oh well, only 3 weeks left in this land of crappy internet connections. Then it’s back home to Verizon FiOS! Yay!
Nope.
IE8, nope. First was Chrome, tried fukafox, got “Site undergoing upgrade” screen, guess I missed it
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician sez:
I took it down last night.
DJ Allyn, ITW: That was just now, maybe 30 minutes ago. I’ll try again.
She’s 90 years old…
Why do evil people live so long and gain such power?
They have no worries at home, and God never punishes them.
Their cattle have lots of calves without ever losing one;
Their children play and dance safely by themselves
These people sing and celebrate to the sound of tambourines, small harps, and flutes, and they
are successful, without a worry, until the day they die. [Job 21:7-13]
At the July 18, 2006 White House press briefing, Thomas remarked, “The United States is not that helpless. It could have stopped the bombardment of Lebanon. We have that much control with the Israelis… we have gone for collective punishment against all of Lebanon and Palestine.”
Press Secretary Tony Snow responded, “Thank you for the Hezbollah view.”
Since I can’t find the link on Fox News, you’ll just have to take the facebook link:
http://www.facebook......2614264290
DJ Allyn, ITW sez:
Thus saving the world.
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And ya had to come in blind as well. I recommend a course of Lutein for the retinas. That should keep the blood vessels from leakin’ out.
Welcome back, Hardclimber!
Hardclimber sez:
you forgot “upside down, hair on fire, out of fuel and a monkey hanging off the left wing”
Belly in and belly up. Our hangar is the one with all the barrels in the back.
If you can stand up, you can fly/drink another.
What ‘ya’ll think one of these would make a nice war trophy?
Hardclimber sez:
Hardclimber, this is ground, you are cleared for emergency smack-down. The runway is foamed,
and Emerg crews standing by, just belly it in.
Yeah .. and just at the point where youre committed to the landing … too late for a missed approach .. out from the ground comes the gaping maw of Helen Thomas’s cooter ..
<strongThe runway is foamed,
‘An that’s just the beginning,,
Dang, it looks like she’s got Don King in a leglock!
Yeah .. and I just came up with a vision of Hell ..
You go to Hell and you find yourself being forced to eat Helen Thomas’s gaping maw for all eternity ..
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist sez:
I think the more likely result is the gaping maw eats you.
Yeah .. thats even better .. it eats you .. youre stuck in there and forced to endure, over and over .. the earthquakes of Helen’s passion .. the eruptions .. as she has sex with Beelzebub .. forever ..
Anyone hurling yet?
Sounds like the sequel to “From Beyond”.
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist sez:
Hardclimber, this is Ground . . . .Abort! . . . Abort! Pour the coals to it, man, save yourself!
IC: Jayzus, man, what a helluva image. BRAIN BLEACH!! You been hanging out with BC too long.
Send Obambi in there. Maybe then we’ll have seen the last of that Unca Joe Stalin wanna-be.
Then they can have a three-some. Use your imaginations on that one.
Speaking of the Gutter Rat in Chief, notice how when he and The First Cujo left the Country, the market jumped, a million flowers bloomed, and the children came out to play. Ah, but not for long.
Somewhat OT … aw, fuggit, this is an open thread:
http://www.worldnetd.....geId=93696
Obama bows in submission to the Saudi King – apparently practicing for his new role as head of North American Caliphate.
Here is something a little prettier to take your mind off of DJ’s prank.
kwongdzu
Been in BC’s ex-girlfriends album again I see…
Kwongdzu -
Yep! That’s a much better picture of The First Cujo. I do believe it really captures her vitality and personality. Congrats!
kwongdzu @ #83:
Now what the hell is that about? Urk, Urk, Urk!
Opera ftw.
Glad I missed whatever “it” was.