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Here’s a note to all of the queers, trannies, dykes, fur-lovers or whateverthefuck you’re calling yourselves this week:
Look, we really don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a short pier if you enjoy being the star goalie in the San Cram Crisco Professional Tonsil Hockey League, but we’re getting fucking tired of you being ‘offended’ at every little joke made about your limp-wristed, cum-guzzling, rectum-ripping lifestyle. You flaming butt-snugglers & flannel shirt-wearing clam-shuckers can make fun of poor, under-educated white people (Who, BTW, didn’t have the resources to attend private schools like Barack Hussein Obama’s little darlings and the don’t have the NFL donating millions of dollars for them to build “community centers” gang-banger hangouts.), but we can’t make fun of your species-eliminating genetic mutation lifestyle*? Get the fuck over yourselves.
Same goes for you color-obsessed, race-baiting ass-nuggets out there, too.
Consider this your “Weekend Open Thread”.
*Note: That IS what a genetic mutation for exclusively non-procreative, same-sex sex between all members of a species would lead to, within a single generation, so save your fingers and the Emperor’s bandwidth and STFU if you were going to argue about it.
F.E.T.E.
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Q: What is a cupboard full of lesbians called?
A: Licker cabinet.
Q: What is an Eskimo lesbian called?
A: Klondyke.
Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
Q: Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
A: So they can have 10-foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
LC Wil, S.C.E. sez about Muzzy:
THAT, is a brain bleach image if I ever saw one
What a funny dictionary…….
“egg roll dick”
I think I dated that guy once…..he might as well be a fag cause he had nothing a WOMAN would ever want
LC MuscleDaddy @:#49
Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I’m making sure it gets out to my e-mailing list.
From the “General Purposes” section of 1444:
I think I’ll bookmark this thread for the next time someone gets all upset when I remind them that Fred Phelps is a christian activist.
Vic sez:
Fraud Phelps and “Christian” do not belong in the same sentence, paragraph, chapter, or volume.
Fraud Phelps and his flock of retarded loons are rabble rousers for the expressed purpose of generating cash through lawsuits. They find a public or private function, use their pathetic excuse for performance art to rile up as many of the locals as they can into aggressive action, then sue the community in question for failing to provide proper protection.
Fraud Phelps is a shithouse lawyer from a family of shithouse lawyers. Period.
this is fooking classic:
Spokane residents smuggle suds over green brands
Quoth’d Vic:
Vic, if you could pull your nose out of your lover’s short ‘n’ curlies and wipe the spunk off your eyelids for long enough to try reading comprehension, you might (although it’s doubtful) figure out that no one here is calling for gays to be stoned to death or claiming that hurricanes hitting some shithole of a city are the result of a bunch of gay freaks grabbing their ankles and taking long, hard ones all the way up to their duodenums. It’s simply that we’re sick and fucking tired of a bunch of ball-slurping, metrosexual salad tossers thinking that they have a “right” to not be offended, all the while making fun of other people.
You really should try a cup of ClueJava® sometime.
Oh, and Skye, if you can’t take “colorful language” in rants, we hear that Sesame Street® has a really neat web page these days.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery sez:
Jaybear
The proper spelling for that is dike, as holding back flood waters. The Red River is expected to crest at about 43 feet at Fargo. If that moron had shifted so much as ONE sandbag it could cause the entire damn dam to collapse, killing thousands. I for one don’t think that’s something to joke about.
My opinion is he shouldn’t have been arrested, just shot.
VonZorch, the Red River dikes (for that matter, all the rivers that are diked) are just another example of “experts” telling people what needs to be done in order to prevent “catastrophic” events. Just like the “record” flooding of the Midwest back in 1993 wasn’t a result of “record” rainfall or snow melt, this “record” flood isn’t a result of either. It’s a direct of dikes being built to “control” a river that, historically and as a matter of its natural course, has flooded just about every year. Instead of having, say, a 30-mile-wide by 3-foot-deep flood, all of these “contained” rivers around the country are forced, by the “expert-designed” dikes, into unnaturally narrow channels and, as a consequence of them being tens of meters deep, instead of a couple of meters deep, when the dikes inevitably give way, the violence of the flooding is exponentially increased.
I hope the good people in the flooded areas of North Dakota survive and that they learn their lessons and tear the dikes down and build their houses on higher ground. There’s a very simple and good reason for the term “river floodplain”.
Just got back from Dollards site….. He is openly organizing….Im ambiguos…any one else see this and have any thoughts?
I think Neal Boortz nailed it when he said:
“Homosexuality is a choice… A choice someone else makes for you.”
“Batter splatter lappers”
That’s a real tongue-twister, ain’t it, Muzzy?
B.C., Imperial Torturer™ @:
Well, I don’t feed on invective like some of y’all. You feel the need to spew invective; I choose not to be exposed to it continually. Sue me.
People can be civilized without having to resort to Sesame Street.
how about this one:
Criminal nabbed in cop convention holdup 5:27 PM
Is ’shit faced’ an anti- gay slur now?
everything one says can be an anti-gay slur, and i think that’s the whole point of BC’s post-prelude…
and since i live within artillery range of the Castro District and have watched the subculture evolve, if you can say that, over the years, i know all too well…
There they go again, co-opting another more great words!
Wonder if, in a thousand years, ‘gay’ will go back to its original g-rated definition?
B.C., Imperial Torturer™ sez:
Yes, but in our
new and gloriousAge of Ohbonger, isn’t that in the process of becoming the same as no rights period?And can I seek a little consideration for my own lifestyle choice – homophobia. After all, that is the way I was born. And, we’re a far larger minority than they are.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery sez:
The sort that gives you cancer or the sort that gives you AIDS?
Last weekend I was standing flag line with the PGR, for our KIA cop, and the group got to grumbling because the SoDak legislature just outlawed smoking in all pulic places. One of our
wimminbiker babes was smoking, so I eplained that I have not smoked a cigarette in 35 years. And then I took her cigarette from her, took a deep drag, and as I handed it back, I exhaled and proclaimed – “There. Civil disobedience!”Skye typeth’d at #65:
Perhaps you need to choose another venue to espouse your views, since this place was built upon “creative invective”. If you don’t believe me, you should do a little research through the archives and delve into His Imperial Vindictiveness & Vitriol’s™ historic “invective rants”. This place didn’t get the reputation it has by worrying about the sensitivities of those who might be offended by anything other than Sunday sermon language.
LC Rurik sez:
thank you for being part of the PGR Rurik, I got to stand in the flag line with the PGR at a young Marine’s funeral up here in Wa. State and as sad as the occasion was I was proud and humbled to be in the middle of those folks, real Americans and real patriots…..
Me, too, Rurik
Okay, I can’t handle the curiousity anymore about the “Piss on THAT” button,” so here goes
I will concede a tendency among some to be oversensitive to humor. But some of the reason for special rights is because the crimes are frequently more vicious and lead to more serious injuries than random crimes. For instance, I have a very short friend who was minding his own business hanging out at a bar while his car while was being repaired. He was ambushed on his way out and kicked in the head repeatedly while unconscious. Luckily, the stupid criminals didn’t notice they were right next to a Marine recruiting station, so thank you to that Marine that saved my friend!
LC Aggie Sith–Hey, I really like Oscar WIlde! (am married to a male)
By the way, I am not the Psychochick that posts on the Huffington Post–common tag.
DJ
You fiend!
B.C., Imperial Torturer™ sez:
Note: Larry Kramer, one of the founders of ActUp, admitted in an amicus curiae brief to the Supreme Court (I believe it was the Texas sodomy law case, where the homo lobby argued on behalf of the “Constitutional right” to buttfuck) THAT the gay rights lobby had exaggerated their numbers in the population.
That they knew they were NOT “ten percent” of the population, but ONE PERCENT.
ONE PERCENT, folks. In other words, they employed the puffer fish strategy, to blow up their numbers to the point where they could make themselves APPEAR to be a “normal variation” on human behavior, not a group of sexual perverts.
Alfred Kinsey, a serious sexual deviate himself, rigged the Kinsey Report on “American sexuality” to make it appear that his adventures in pedophilia and homosexuality were just, oh hell, WHAT EVERYBODY WAS DOING! [snigger]
Lies, lies, all stinking lies.
STILL people mindlessly repeat the “ten percent” lie. And the OTHER lie, that “everyone is partly GAY.” Er, no, Kemosabe, I don’t think so.
Having said all that, I do have gay friends, and I don’t want them to be picked on: they’re more to be pitied. But I’m sick and tired of the constant social pressure to act like it’s “just as good to be gay — maybe better!” and that “it’s cool to have a couple of misogynist homos or man-hating lezzies raising children — won’t fuck ‘em up at all! and screw the Church, anyways!”
All bullshit. And they very effectively shut down any scientific inquiry into the causes of homosexuality: which has been considered an OBVIOUS psychological disorder for centuries, and was considered to be by the various psychological associations in the 20th century. Their acceptance of the purely POLITICAL decision to remove homos from the disorders list was an act of cowardice, and had bugger-all to do with science. So we still don’t know if it stems from Nature or Nurture. It is verboten to even ask.
All bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
change one gene in a fruit fly, and it changes their sexual orientation (yes, I know, they are *fruit* flies)
So would their Venus Fly Traps be ass?
Or, as I call it, Fascists Uselessly Creating Trivial UProar.
Fair do’s.
Ah, same old same old. Gordon Brown is impressing everyone by somehow managing to get uglier on a daily basis. The economy is still in the crapper. I’ve just bought a sexy new guitar I totally can’t afford, and it happens to be raining.
P.S.
Starfish Troopers.
Oh cool!! A new shiny button! I wonder what this one does. No one’s looking, maybe they won’t notice if I push it just once.
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Muzzy @:80
Nothing sexier than a Les Paul Custom
Better stock up on strings, won’t be long before we won’t be able to afford them either. I find Elixir Polyweb custom lights (11/15/22/32/42/52) the best bang for the buck on my flattops and arch top. They can be found at Musicians Friend.
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Muzzy said:
Are you sure you’re not running our government?
Hmmmm…. new button. What’s DeeJ up to now? Ho-hum, click it and find out.
Annnnnndd, nada. So…..WTF?
Live and let live. I am not in favor of harassment of any sort. Any assaults or threats against them should be treated as the crimes they are. But I am not in favor of special rights, privileges or accommodations (e.g., public restrooms).
LC PrimEviL sez:
I tried it in another thread, nothing happened for me, either.
While we’re on the subject:
Two condoms are walking down the street and spot a gay bar. One said to the other, “Let’s go in and get shit-faced.”
Why did the “gay” (I loathe that term; remember when it meant “happy?”) dude get fired from the sperm bank?
For drinking on the job.
LC Fmwoods01 sez:
yeah baby, I have a 1970 Gibson goldtop Les Paul Deluxe….. it’s spotless and reeal purty. I use
Elixir polyweb mediums on my 6 and 12 string acoustics, a Martin and Taylor respectively.
what did you buy Muzzy??
more top notch statesmanship from our Suckretary of State:
also seems that ms. clinton was very moved by her visit to the shrine of the protectress of the unborn:
I can tell she was very affected by her encounter with the Protectress of the Unborn. Last night, Clinton received the highest award given by Planned Parenthood:
– the Margaret Sanger Award, named for the organization’s founder, a noted eugenicist. The award will be presented at a gala event in Houston, Texas.
Just to keep the Open Thread a truly “Open Thread”…
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my most recent guitar purchase was a 2007 Les Paul Standard/ curly maple
B.C., Imperial Torturer™ @:
“My husband is coming! Quick, hide in one of my rolls of fat!”
B.C., Imperial Torturer™ @:93
I knew you wouldn’t let us down! Well done indeed. The composition is phenomenal. I love the theme, Mountains upon Mountains upon Mountains. No nudity to frighten off the light in the loafer crowd or the feint of heart, and the GLOR’s surely won’t be offended by this masterpiece. Keep up the great work!
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Yup … the “Piss on THAT” button doesn’t do shit … apologies for the blank post above.
BigDogg @:
Here is what it would look like, if it worked.