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Here’s a note to all of the queers, trannies, dykes, fur-lovers or whateverthefuck you’re calling yourselves this week:
Look, we really don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a short pier if you enjoy being the star goalie in the San Cram Crisco Professional Tonsil Hockey League, but we’re getting fucking tired of you being ‘offended’ at every little joke made about your limp-wristed, cum-guzzling, rectum-ripping lifestyle. You flaming butt-snugglers & flannel shirt-wearing clam-shuckers can make fun of poor, under-educated white people (Who, BTW, didn’t have the resources to attend private schools like Barack Hussein Obama’s little darlings and the don’t have the NFL donating millions of dollars for them to build “community centers” gang-banger hangouts.), but we can’t make fun of your species-eliminating genetic mutation lifestyle*? Get the fuck over yourselves.
Same goes for you color-obsessed, race-baiting ass-nuggets out there, too.
Consider this your “Weekend Open Thread”.
*Note: That IS what a genetic mutation for exclusively non-procreative, same-sex sex between all members of a species would lead to, within a single generation, so save your fingers and the Emperor’s bandwidth and STFU if you were going to argue about it.
F.E.T.E.
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The Stimulus desk.
Did you know that Obama signed his Stimulus Package at the same desk that Clinton got
his package stimulated at.?
White House Gardener.
Did you hear the White House Gardener got fired? He was working outside the Oval Office,
and was overheard asking his helper: “Where’s the spade and the hoe?”
Damn you guys with your new guitars.
I’m stuck with my old ones.
psychochick, LC @:
Yeah, so do I
Darth Bacon @:102
Sounds like a problem most players appreciate. I’m stuck with an old Gibson tenor arch top, the bitch is ten years older than me and I ain’t that new.
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[...] (3) The Rottweiler, in response to certain advocates of a alternate lifestyle who want you to know and see every lurid detail of their lives, asks them to “STFU, Go Suck A Dick & Buy A Sense Of Humor.“ [...]
LC Fmwoods01 sez:
yeh, I’m stuck with a 1970 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe……found it in a pawnshop in Denver in 1976, it had been beat to hell on the back, no varnish just bare wood and had dents by the jack where the previous abusive owner fumbled around trying to plug it in. The store owner sold it to me for $250…I was working at a music store at the time and we were selling comparable Les Pauls for around $900. I snapped it up on the spot, took it to our instrument repair guy (who had coincidentally worked at Gibson a few years back), he ordered the original paints, filled the dents, and the thing is spotless now. I had it appraised a few years back and it appraised at around $10000…..guess I got my money’s worth.
My newer guitars are a Martin 000X1 and a Taylor 12 string…..
oh yeah, I also have a Chandler lap steel………
now I just need the time to play them all.
This succinct statement of policy is greatly appreciated. I trust management will not mind if I utilize it regularly in local encounters with the target audience–”flying fuck at a rolling donut on a short pier”–indeed!
hey, I just noticed a weird pattern of events here.
Have you noticed, that since odumbo was inaugurated that the occurrence of mass shootings has become an almost weekly event? We had another today in Santa Clara Ca.
I just find it curious that this is happening, it didn’t seem so frequent while W was in office………
Did you mean this to sound like some homoerotic fanzine?
Sounds like you went to great efforts to polish off (no pun intended) your “knowledge”
of gay porn magazine-speak.
Just saying…
No, not hardly. Orchestrated perhaps?