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Mr Obama,

I say this not as a friend offering advice, for I know you would not take it even if I were a friend unless it said what you wanted to hear, your arrogance is already legendary, but as somebody who feels compelled to, as it were, say now that which shall become self-evident in the near future. You can then look back on it and curse yourself for having not paid attention or, as is more likely the case, not do so. I care not. My pleasure is the same, for I care not one whit about you or anything having to do with you. Your inevitable catastrophic failure, on the other hand, will fill me with joy no matter what, a joy lessened only by the pain that you may pull our nation through before you, too, are nothing but history.

Something that shall come to pass sooner than you think and most certainly sooner than you would like.

I have heard “sic semper tyrannis” thrown about quite a bit about your imminent demise. I don’t agree with that. It gives tyrants a bad name. As a rule, if you should care to ever open a history book in an attempt to elevate your IQ to triple digits, tyrants are competent. They fail eventually as they must, but they generally go through a phase of accomplishment before that. History is replete with examples, but I shan’t elaborate on it since you are, obviously, not a person burdened by any sort of learning and you would not know what I was talking about.

Your constant blunders, your complete and utter inability to achieve anything that is not given to you by people better than yourself (which doesn’t, admittedly, take much) leaves me with the knowledge that you will go down in history as one of the most singularly incompetent, bumbling buffoons to ever achieve any sort of office.

You will find yourself wishing that you could at least be thought of in the same terms usually attributed to Benedict Arnold since he, at the very least, managed to accomplish something before his baser nature turned him into a traitor to everything that is good.

You have no such redeeming qualities, having never accomplished anything in your life.

One might wonder why I didn’t refer to your life in the above as “useless”, but there is a good reason for that. Because, you see, your life shall not have been useless. I don’t know if this shall be a comfort to you, I certainly hope not for you deserve none, but your life will have served a purpose.

You will be remembered by posterity as a text book example of what not to do and, in this, you too shall prove useful. Universally hated for the dire consequences that you will yet bring down upon the most happy, prosperous nation that this Earth ever knew, but still useful. Because, in you, we shall have learned what to avoid forevermore.

In two short months, you have managed, through your stellar incompetence, to set back race relations by at least five decades and you have placed our economy in a place that it has not known for 7. You have reduced our international standing from the point where we, though envied far and wide, were feared and respected to the point where we are now nothing more than a banana republic that even the puniest of world powers have no trepidations about harassing, provoking and challenging our military anywhere they are to be found. You have reduced us from being the world’s sole remaining hyperpower to a laughing stock. All in two months.

But, most importantly, you have and are continuing to prove everything that the voting populace has ever thought about politicians: that you are venal, corrupt. self-centered and utterly useless in the great scheme of things.

You have achieved, in two months, what decades of hard work by us liberty-minded individuals have failed to do, which is to convince the general population that nothing coming out of the swamp of D.C. can possibly be good.

For this, I thank you.

I do not thank you for the pain that this nation, a nation that I love above all others, will have to go through as a consequence of you and your Keystone Kops accomplices. I leave those condemnations to history and you shall have plenty of them, this I can promise you, but I thank you for being the cold, hard slap in the face that this nation of ours needs.

Your name will be a four letter word for generations to come but, without you, this struggle to once and for all shed the curse of socialism would be with us for much longer.

I thank you for your failure, but I condemn you soul to Hell for all time for what you have done.

You, too, shall pass.

May G-d have mercy upon your soul because I, and generations of Americans to come after me, will have none.

Emperor Misha I

75 Responses to “Just So You Know, Jugears”

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    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:
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    LC HJ Caveman82952 @:

    Just read that story on yahoo…. and what struck me was that crime was committed by one person…..imagine the consequences of a Mumbai style attack …..yet I’m supposed to trust my life (from a defense perspective) on the training and response of the average Law Enforcement Officer? And this is not to imply that I am derogatory toward LE in any way. I just have a insiders knowledge on thier true average capabilities based upon years of exposure. Most depts have a extremely minimal refresher training / practice budget.

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    LC Anniee451 says:
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    IMO the constitution already covers the anti-socialist thing; applying it properly (as in, actually ADHERING to the limitations on government) would do better than adding a specific prohibition.

    Before a Citizen may be registered to vote, the Citizen must be able to pass the same, rigorous test in Civics as candidates for Naturalization must pass. In addition before a natural born Citizen or a Naturalized Citizen may be allowed to vote, they must also pass an examination in macro-economics.

    Have you seen what passes for economics in colleges these days? I vote against the last part.

    If a voter dies, that voter’s name must be immediately stricken from the voter registration rolls. If a voter is convicted of a felony offense, that voter’s name must be immediately stricken from the voter registration rolls. A convicted felon may never again vote for or hold an office in any level of government.

    Rrraaaaacist! :em02:

    A lot of fucking problems would be solved if we still accepted only property owners as voters. There wouldn’t be anymore of those enormously tall blue “towers” on the county maps, for one thing. We wouldn’t even need the electoral college IMO

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    LC Anniee451 says:
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    Jerry sez:

    A perfect theme song for the Tea Party movement would be “We’re Not Gonna Take It” by Twisted Sister. Wonder if Dee Snyder would object.

    Well, he certainly made a big deal out of protesting warning stickers on albums (along with John Denver.) However, I doubt that means he’s conservative…

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    LC Rurik says:
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    Put on your tinfoil beanies before venturing further. Deathknyte, yours looks okay, FMWoods, you needs to be a little thicker and tighter.

    I see Deathknyte has already discredited these guys. But let me add my own research. I’ve been really mucking around in this stuff too much of the afternoon, and want some credit and brain bleach. Sadly it seems more than just a couple of loons. More like a whole large flock of them. Anyone for colonizing other planets? – They’re into it. I discovered that Fourwinds10 is a subsidiary of something called Rukahn International, and when I googled that I got 197 strange hits.
    Sure enough I found a connection between Rukhan and fourwinds beyond their postal address

    These are the guys who make Tom Cruise seem relatively stable. They also seem to be connected with Jeff Rense, Rense not to be confused with sense. :em41: And they have some disturbing obsession with fires. A strange mixture of conspiracy and religious heterodoxy. Obviously they have been spending too much time reading the Book of Rebelation (NB – that is not a typo).
    Explore further if you want. I’m afraid to go back there without a mask and full poopy suit in addition to my tinfoil. :em95: Maybe one of you guys would like to introduce them to Kayinsane. :em01:

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    LC Rurik says:
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    Put on your tinfoil beanies before venturing further. Deathknyte, yours looks okay, FMWoods, you needs to be a little thicker and tighter.

    I see Deathknyte has already discredited these guys. But let me add my own research. I’ve been really mucking around in this stuff too much of the afternoon, and want some credit and brain bleach. Sadly it seems more than just a couple of loons. More like a whole large flock of them. Anyone for colonizing other planets? – They’re into it. I discovered that Fourwinds10 is a subsidiary of something called Rukahn International, and when I googled them I got 197 strange hits.
    Sure enough I found a connection these two entities beyond their postal address

    These are the guys who make Tom Cruise seem relatively stable. They also seem to be connected with Jeff Rense, not to be confused with sense. And they have some disturbing obsession with fires. A strange mixture of conspiracy and religious heterodoxy. Obviously they have been spending too much time reading the Book of Rebelation (NB – that is not a typo).
    Explore further if you want. I’m afraid to go back there without a mask and full poopy suit in addition to my tinfoil. Maybe one of you guys would like to introduce them to Kayinsane.

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    xiphos says:
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    For this, I thank you.

    I’d be proud to shake you’re hand.

  7. 57
    psychochick says:
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    Rurik
    nice job–it shows that you are a pro

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    LCJackboot @ 28: It did that to me before, but we’ve got a brilliant IT staff here so I can rest assured it will go away in time.
    LCJackboot sez:

    If they are planning on something this sweeping this year, they fucking well better get started and bring a lunch.

    We will not go quietly into the night.

    Oorah! :em96: :em04:
    Sir Fresh Sign sez:

    these fucking animals. these fucking animals. fuck them and their crack whore mothers. fuck them, may they live the way they do for fucking eternity.

    We seal the area and insert some Willie Pete to help their thought process along.
    LC Rurik @ 39: Excellent. I still say, as I said at my site, don’t know if it’s true but wouldn’t put it past him.
    Ogrrre @ 50: Superb. And even if the fourwinds thing is bs, refer to reply directly above this one. Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion @ 51: Indeed. Those of us trained must sharpen our skills and prepare our equipment. That. Shit. Will. Not. Happen. Here. NOT ON OUR WATCH!

  9. 59
    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:
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    I think I’ll mail them a copy of Shea and Wilson’s Illuminatus Trilogy.

    http://www.amazon.co.....amp;sr=8-2

    :em93: :em95:

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    LC Fmwoods01 says:
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    LC Rurik @:55

    FMWoods, you needs to be a little thicker and tighter.

    Upon following your links Master Obie-Wan :em04: , I apologize to all for not having time to pursue this outfit this morning when I raised the alarm (that “work” thing hastened my departure). DEFCOM 1 alarming if even a shred of truth lies therein.
    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @:

    Ogrrre @ 50: Superb. And even if the fourwinds thing is bs, hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

    This “New Crisis Daily Daley” administration has made me a little jumpy as of late and the broken clock analogy cannot be argued against unless your in the military.

    D’

  11. 61
    LC Rurik says:
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    And I see that after a spell conetmplating, Asikmet (?0 decided to spit out two attemtps at posting. for the sake of bandwidth, might one of the management delete one or the other of my two almost identical posts?
    Much as a grassy ass.

    And BTW Woods, you’re quite right about the broken clock analogy. And even if it ia totally wrong, I always prefer to err on the side of paranoia.

  12. 62
    Lc ORWN says:
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    Ogrrre @: A- FUCKING MEN BROTHER

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    LC Rurik @ 61: The only thing I’m paranoid about is that I’m not paranoid enough.
    LC Fmwoods01 sez:

    the broken clock analogy cannot be argued against unless your in the military.

    So even then it’s once. :em93:

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    LC Rurik says:
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    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @:

    Sounds like the path to true wisdom.

    Being paranoid is never having to say you’re sorry.

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    LC Rurik says:
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    Ogrrre @:

    Magnificent. That settles it, after the smoke clears, you are to supervise creating the new Constitution Mk II.

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    Ogrrre says:
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    Rurik, et al: Thank yuh. Thank yuh very much! :em93:

  17. 67
    Jerry says:
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    cmblake6,

    I am SOOOO proud! I am BLOCKED from commenting on LGF!! Whoohoo! :em95: Guess my posting your link concerning the “chosen one’s” birth certificate did it! I wear the ban as a badge of honor. Asswipes. That place has turned into a Creationism vs Science insane asylum. Heaven forbid someone should disagree with the lemmings who populate that site. Talk about “group think!” Wow! :em41:

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    LibraryGryffon says:
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    I would suggest in a revised Constitution or revision to the current model, that voting be limited to those who pay taxes. And not those who only pay SS and medicare taxes, and especially not those who get them all back through EIC. Those who actually have to write the gov’t a check at the end of the year, or who don’t get all their payroll deduction income tax back. You should include those who pay local property taxes without federal or state income tax liablities (to cover retirees). Right now we only own two older cars, and pay local tax on them. We don’t own our own home (and won’t be able to for the foreseeable future, given all O’s team is doing right now). But my family does “have skin in the game” through regular income taxation, so I think we ought to be able to be trusted to help make decisions on how our skin is spent. Perhaps also something for veterans of the military, no matter their current taxation status.

    Voting should also be allowed to naturalized citizens who came here legally in the first place, and children born outside the country to US citizens , assuming they have returned to the US and lived here at least a certain number of years.

    Other than that, sounds pretty good.

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    BigDogg says:
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    If this presidency doesn’t completely destroy this nation, we may come through with a greater immunity to radical socialism disguised as populist class-warfare. However, I tend to agree with those who think that this view over-estimates the collective intelligence of the voting public. One way or another, the system needs to be purged.

    … oh yeah, and
    Fuck You, DJ, you socialistic, communistic, fascistic, liberal! :em69:

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    Radical Redneck says:
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    LC Rurik @:

    Maybe one of you guys would like to introduce them to Kayinsane. :em01:

    Great idea! When I get home I’ll go over there as a “friendly” and tell her to discover the Real Truth™ Then watch her start referencing it to her further humiliation! :em99: :twisted: :em69:

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    Physics Geek says:
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    Misha, if you didn’t exist, we’d have to invent you. A truly righteous rant delivered about a tin-eared doofus who, having finally landed the first real job of his life, shows us why he’s never held a real job: he’s incapable of finding his ass with both hands and a fucking GPS.

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    LC Anniee451 says:
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    I can’t see how anyone could invent Misha or any of the rotties lol. Good point, though.

    “he’s incapable of finding his ass with both hands and a fucking GPS”

    Hehe…IMAO has been running an entire series of posts called “I Hope He Fails.” Then they follow it up with a single sentence; one of which is “When Obama tries to find his ass with both hands and a flashlight, I hope he fails.”

    That site is hilarious.

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    LC hilljohnny says:
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    Physics Geek sez:

    having finally landed the first real job of his life,

    didn’t Mr. Obama to have been a drug dealer in his autobiography? thats kind of like a real job.

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    LC Anniee451 says:
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    Was he a dealer? I don’t think it says that, but only because I’ve never heard it.

    If he was, that makes all this a lot worse. He *knows* a lot more than he lets on about what a free market looks like, and thus when he claims that his policies are in keeping with a free market, it’s a deliberate lie as opposed to ignorance and stupidity combined.

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    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:
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    LC Anniee451 @:

    Yeah… but see that “experience” selling the “mans poison” to his brothers and sisters taught him to hate capitalism, as it was easy to see that it was capitalism that enables “da man” to keep de peoples down. …… Power 2 de PEEPS! :em99:



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