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I got a 12.
Interpretive Clog Dancer @:
Intecranialanal Coterminus Dipshit: Congratulations, that makes you eligible for Neighborhood Snitch, Third Rate, in the coming Civilian Demise Corps.
Oh, and that’ll be your demise asshat.
LC Jon Imperial Hunter @:
My goodness you are quick on the draw Jon. I didn’t even register until 5 minutes before I made that post. This isn’t the first time I’ve caught you stalking me with little more than insults in your arsenal. Though I do admire your continuing creativity with my name.
No, I refuse to give credence to that communist dipstick by even trying the test. Realizing that this is a joke though it may be, I refuse to give credence to an illegitimate huckster in any form. I’d detest myself for any possible comparison, even unbeknownst to myself.
Gimme a proud 20 !!!! Amusing, but I’m sure the blue-shirts are tracking it closely. Off to bed with me, it was a loooong day, up until the wee hours. No, you don’t want to know why, where and any details. Crunchie might be able to take a guess, but he’d be wrong. Gravity works, and further the deponent sayeth naught.
Interpretive Clog Dancer @:
Don’t flatter yourself. You’re just a target of opportunity… like all enemies and their useful idgits.
Insults is all you rate, Tool Obamalyte. Facts don’t bother you and you’ve demonstrated no desire/ability to change your mind, so why would I bother? You’re merely another irritating example of the downward spiral.
And you wouldn’t fucking believe my arsenal, Derriere Chapeau.
It’s really the only fun you provide. Your admiration is not something I get all chuffed up over.
If it is impossible to score a ZERO, the test is inherently flawed
Just like liberals
Scored 18. I embarrass the douchebag. Heh… I am embarrassed that this jug-eared metrosexual freakazoid is my Commander In Chief.
I is enlightened!
ps I may have lied on an answer or two.
Speaking of Interpretive Clog Dancing – we were, kind of, weren’t we? – this is funny because it was written back in the day before everyone was onto Liberal Larry’s schtick.
I scored a 93, Interpretative Toilet Clog, so suck it. It helps if while aspiring to be a member of the SA, you reach for the rank of Stabschef.
I’m an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 12 on the Obama Test
None of us know ALL of English, so it was a truthful answer.
I hate’m anyway.
Red Alert Obama FTW:
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O_O I just BS’d the test to the max, and the highest possible score is 109??? Wha…?
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It’s like finding out they’re giving the senate seat to Franken.
OH WAIT THEY ARE
I rolled a natural 15, but that feels too high given my natural revulsion for all things One.
I’m an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 14 on the Obama Test
Ha! 12! Suck that you Obammi lovers!
Never thought I would beat the people on this site in a test like this. I feel honored and privileged.
.5 on languages? Should have had something lower. I know a few swear words in about 10 languages, and that’s about the extent of it. With the spanglish folk, I still believe they’re like a cueball. The harder you hit ‘em the better English you get.
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My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile.
14 for me.
I got a 13! I got a 13!
Oh Mammy, I got a 13! We all ain’ gwine be slaves no mo’, we gwine take turns!
An’ guess who’s turn it is?!
Mike M sez:
ROFLMAO! I swear I didn’t write that.
I scored a 26. I am told Teh One[TM] is greatly displeased with me. Maybe it had to do with the “lie” questions.
I rolled a 14.
If Crunchie rolled a 13, then I must need just a few more push-ups.
LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician sez:
Yeah, right … you’re just embarrassed to admit you got a 50.
i gotta 14…
A 16………I am proud to be an embarrassment to St Barack of the One.
Semper Fi
Nineteen! Another embarrassment to teh ONE!!1! (The fact that I know German and enough spanish to work with a certain demographic.)
As for Al-franken, all I have to say is that congress has become the new reichstag. Jan 20 is when the stamp meets the rubber.
What’s scary is there are people who think they know more about economics than anyone who didn’t go to a university because they had a one-semester introductory course on it when they studied marketing.
I’m an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 14 on the Obama Test
I promise I’ll try harder…
I lied and cheated to score a 95 hoping Barak would be proud. Sure enough, it works.
Scored 15. Now if I just had the damned patience to screw with the Gravatar.
Forget it. I’ll just stay anonymous.
El Jeffe Barack is very disapointed with me.
I scored a 30. I think the language portion killed me. Can I help it if I know 3 languages? So much for the “ignorant conservatives”.
I over achieved with a score of 15.
Must be the multi-language thing.
13: Isn’t that the number of states in the Confederacy? And how many will be joining it next year?
So much for the test. Let’s start a pool. My interest is strictly a sporting one.
Be at your ease Princess. You swore to uphold Our Constitution, not “that One’s” government.
I scored a 12 the first and only time
I had a 21 man I’m a disappointment to myself.
Cool my gravitas thingy worked.
That my friends is the Monte Carlo-o-Doom. Gas is cheap again spring time it’s going back on the road to mess up the enviroment and scare little children
15! Should have pulled a Dem and lied about the languages, I guess.
Still, I AM an embarrassment to his Barrackness, so I guess I cold one is in order…
12!!!! YES!!!!
WOOHOO!!! Doing da happy dance ..
Buckeye, schweet ride man! Crank that carbon footprint up to max RPM’s baby!
Princess Natasha sez:
You and me both, N@
I scored an 18! I wish it was a zero!
In light of the demise of a notable inhabitant of the White house and the seeming love of certain L.C.’s and G.L.O.R.’s around here to want to test their mettle, I have resurrected The Pussy Question. Maybe one of the Big Dogs™ will send the questionaire off to Kaysinsane. She ain’t taking my calls anymore.
Oh, and the metrosexual test- I scored a 0. Fuck ‘em, I won’t give ‘em the satisfaction. I’d rather take a ball-peen hammer to some leftist pussy.
Crap! I can’t be scored cuz I am Canadian!!! Damn, I was aiming for a minus 238, not only an embarrassment, but a threat to this freak’s ego. Him and his mindless followers must know that myself, and sooooooooo many like me, just would love to kick him in the cojones… Oh, I just got told that he doesn’t have any, his wife Michelle wears the testes in this family and she does the thinking.
Double Whammy!!! Who would have thought…
L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter
Wow, this is some kind of honor Sir!!! I wouldn’t want the slimy bitch to even look my way, and would not waste my time and whatever intellect I have trying to even read this yeast infection’s offspring comments. I truly admire your strength, I do…
I got a 15.. drinking yuengling lager.. i’m boycotting foreign beer.. its sam adams etc.. for me!
Deathknyte sez:
I’m no economics expert, but I’ve had a few classes. Most were variations on the “Environmental Economics” theme – which actually isn’t as silly as it sounds. (Tho I DO have some experience with Leontief Input-Output Matrices, which should come in handy in the new Obamanomics system.)
Even so, I know little more than the average person who never attended college. It seems that life is a much better teacher of economic realities than any Ivory Tower prof.
The point is, I’ve had enough repetition of certain things that I’m very solid on the basics. Likewise with statistics. But, after 21 years of schooling, the number of classes and subjects which entirely fled my cranium after the final exam far outweighs the number of subjects about which I remember something. I think there’s just limited space in the ol’ noodle.
In my experience, a liberal is someone who has:
a) attended college but did not take an economics course
b) had an economics course, but has forgotten or disregarded it all
c) has taken an economics course — but has also taken many other courses which “explain” how the free-market system doesn’t work, how Capitalism is evil, and how America is the wellspring from which all misery flows; or
d) was taught economics by a communist (Mostly to be found in the Ivy League)
This last (d) I find most disturbing, as it seems that an increasing number of teaching Econ PhD’s have more than a little disdain for neoclassical economics.
Over the holidays, there was a substitute on the Rush Limbaugh show (Jason Lewis, I think); and a caller called in claiming to have majored in economics at a university (I forget which, but it has a respectable non-leftist reputation), and was quoting one of his professors as he spouted the most Anti-capitalist drivel I’ve ever heard.
Cable news shows, and antique “newspapers” (I think that’s what they used to be called) will routinely quote some Economics Professor from Harvard, or some other Liberal bastion, who will proceed to explain how some problem is the fault of the under-regulated free market (if not capitalism itself).
How can a free market continue to exist if those who “teach” free-market economics are actually teaching the opposite?
Elchonon sez:
Gee, I wish I could get some of that good Yuengling beer.
I got 14. I think it was because I couldn’t bring myself to say I knew half a language (although some lefties I know are only half conversant with English).
I scored 13. That pissed me off, I think the poll is skewed. Obama isn’t pleased with me = GOOD. That I scored any points at all = BAD.
I scored a 13.
I answered 1 language because I don’t think they were qualifying Mathematics as a language, which would prove their ignorance because Math is ‘THE Universal’ language.
But, that I scored ANY points at ALL disturbs me…..
18 here. Said I wasn’t bitter. Bored enough to take it again and change that answer… 15. Probably not revolted enough by the phrase “Chicago politician”, just suspicious. Either way, I’m a profound embarrassment to teh one. Good enough for me.
Damn only a 14. Have got to not try so hard.
Trish @:
I know a few words of several languages other than English, but I would say that my would-be second language is German I’m hoping to go visit my friend in Germany this year, so I’m perfecting it with Rosetta Stone.