I’ve already mentioned the latest infantile bleatings from the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades, which named themselves after a piece of worthless goat shit who killed 58 tourists in al-Uxur, Egypt, along with involvement in the African embassy bombings and other poorly executed fuck-ups, until of course we liberated his limbs from his bedsheet-wearing body back in 2001 when we sent a J-DAM into his house and up his cankerous ass, in Kabul. If the frenetic threats and declarations of his followers are any indication, I’d say we bombed a house of insipidity. But it reminded me how much I need to brush up on my foul language, so I’ll revisit these sphincter surfers.
Here’s this week’s statement, which is the pathetic norm for the current crop of perverted goat-fucking Asswipes for Allahc, currently engaged in a war against civilization, reason, and freedom. I guess in a battle between common sense, decency, and honor somebody has to take the side of stupidity, barbarity, and pathetic hell-spawned murder and cowardice. Of course at present they’re still hoping tantrums and displays of wanton destructiveness will convince syphilitic cheese-eating surrender monkeys and their fellow grovellers to bend over and give in to the demands of these feckless felationally challenged baby killing cowards.
DUBAI – Muslim militants claiming links to Al-Qaeda have vowed to launch a ‘bloody war’ on Europe, and said their first target would be Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
In a statement posted on an Islamic website on Wednesday, the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades made the threats after a ‘truce’ offered by Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden expired earlier this month.
And a truce with a dysfunctional band of semi-literate goat rapers and one-eyed sphincter jockeys is worth what, exactly?
‘Today, we have declared a bloody war on you and we will not stop raids against you until you return to the correct path,’ said the statement, which called on European countries to pull out of Iraq and quit their alliance with the United States.
Only countries like Spain have their foreign policy dictated by a bunch of drop outs from the Muslim Student Association, who couldn’t pass any class more difficult than how to insert a blasting cap into a piece of Play-Dohr, and though these dictators of the “correct path” spew verbal diarrhea like they were Satchel al-Paige at a girl’s stoning, they couldn’t unclog a toilet
‘After the truce determined by our sheik Osama bin Laden ended, and after you have not returned to the correct path, we declare a war in your faces and in the face of your silent people whose silence proves their support to you,’ it added.
Wow. These sand nits have somehow confused the flag waving antics of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, who’d rather make love with their faces than fight, with making war in a person’s face. Perhaps all their jizz-guzzling has left them a bit confused between war and camel sucking.
The group warned it would start by attacking Mr Berlusconi.
‘We will shake the cities of Europe and we will start with you, Berlusconi, and we will make it bloody until you return to the correct path.
Obviously they think everyone gets just as much bloody anal sex with farm animals as they do, or they wouldn’t think promises of “making it bloody” “till you return to the correct path” (or posture) would draw anything more than gales of laughter.
‘Wait for us Berlusconi and your other allies as well, wait for our promise which we have revealed to you and are now revealing to Europe.’
It sounds like they’re back to channeling 7th century unwashed ululating warriors from Shoddy Retardia with their “revelation” drivel. Remember when Osama Bin Hidin’ was claiming an endless stream of suicide airliners after 9/11? The only way these rejects from anger management class could even pull it off once was by combining the excellence of US aircraft and US flight training with a militant moon-god worshipping Muslim’s penchant for thievery, murder, and suicide.