Al-Masri Brigades Threaten Europe

I’ve already mentioned the latest infantile bleatings from the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades, which named themselves after a piece of worthless goat shit who killed 58 tourists in al-Uxur, Egypt, along with involvement in the African embassy bombings and other poorly executed fuck-ups, until of course we liberated his limbs from his bedsheet-wearing body back in 2001 when we sent a J-DAM into his house and up his cankerous ass, in Kabul. If the frenetic threats and declarations of his followers are any indication, I’d say we bombed a house of insipidity. But it reminded me how much I need to brush up on my foul language, so I’ll revisit these sphincter surfers.

Here’s this week’s statement, which is the pathetic norm for the current crop of perverted goat-fucking Asswipes for Allahc, currently engaged in a war against civilization, reason, and freedom. I guess in a battle between common sense, decency, and honor somebody has to take the side of stupidity, barbarity, and pathetic hell-spawned murder and cowardice. Of course at present they’re still hoping tantrums and displays of wanton destructiveness will convince syphilitic cheese-eating surrender monkeys and their fellow grovellers to bend over and give in to the demands of these feckless felationally challenged baby killing cowards.

DUBAI – Muslim militants claiming links to Al-Qaeda have vowed to launch a ‘bloody war’ on Europe, and said their first target would be Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

In a statement posted on an Islamic website on Wednesday, the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades made the threats after a ‘truce’ offered by Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden expired earlier this month.

And a truce with a dysfunctional band of semi-literate goat rapers and one-eyed sphincter jockeys is worth what, exactly?

‘Today, we have declared a bloody war on you and we will not stop raids against you until you return to the correct path,’ said the statement, which called on European countries to pull out of Iraq and quit their alliance with the United States.

Only countries like Spain have their foreign policy dictated by a bunch of drop outs from the Muslim Student Association, who couldn’t pass any class more difficult than how to insert a blasting cap into a piece of Play-Dohr, and though these dictators of the “correct path” spew verbal diarrhea like they were Satchel al-Paige at a girl’s stoning, they couldn’t unclog a toilet

‘After the truce determined by our sheik Osama bin Laden ended, and after you have not returned to the correct path, we declare a war in your faces and in the face of your silent people whose silence proves their support to you,’ it added.

Wow. These sand nits have somehow confused the flag waving antics of cheese-eating surrender monkeys, who’d rather make love with their faces than fight, with making war in a person’s face. Perhaps all their jizz-guzzling has left them a bit confused between war and camel sucking.

The group warned it would start by attacking Mr Berlusconi.

‘We will shake the cities of Europe and we will start with you, Berlusconi, and we will make it bloody until you return to the correct path.

Obviously they think everyone gets just as much bloody anal sex with farm animals as they do, or they wouldn’t think promises of “making it bloody” “till you return to the correct path” (or posture) would draw anything more than gales of laughter.

‘Wait for us Berlusconi and your other allies as well, wait for our promise which we have revealed to you and are now revealing to Europe.’

It sounds like they’re back to channeling 7th century unwashed ululating warriors from Shoddy Retardia with their “revelation” drivel. Remember when Osama Bin Hidin’ was claiming an endless stream of suicide airliners after 9/11? The only way these rejects from anger management class could even pull it off once was by combining the excellence of US aircraft and US flight training with a militant moon-god worshipping Muslim’s penchant for thievery, murder, and suicide.

80 comments

  1. 1
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    Camel-humpers. Willing to expend hot air and the lives of children.

    I hope the Italians find these goat-wipes and give them a bit of the old treatment for runaway slaves.

  2. 2
    TheSoldier growls and barks:

    Not that I really give a shit about EUrope, but why haven’t we just erradicated these fuckers? Oh that’s right, our leadership is a bunch of politically correct pussies worried about what the EUro-weenies have to say. Round them all up and send them all back to their shitty little flea infested goat farms so they can pound little boys in the ass all day, kill each other over trivial bullshit, blow themselves up because they’re part of that “religion of peace,” and generally be miserable because they have failed as a society to get off their lazy asses and join the rest of the world not living in the stone age.

    I feel better now.

  3. 3
    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    and now the Paleswinians are resorting to taking hostages this evening, seeing their camel felching brethren having so much success getting entire countries to cut and run. wonder what THEIR going to ask for. Perhaps this will give USA the green light to send the B-2′s to the Terrortories.

  4. 4
    LC Mike M growls and barks:

    It sounds like they’re still wincing from the smackdown Fabrizio Quattrocchi gave them for the whole world to see when he defiantly said,”I’ll show you how an Italian dies” just before they executed him. Maybe they’ve successfully cowed the cheese eating and gazpacho guzzling surrender monkeys of france and spain, but let’s hope the Italians will remember Fabrizio and show some resolve.

    “Satchel Paige”? I actually saw him pitch a long time ago when I was very young and he was very old.

  5. 5
    joatmoaf growls and barks:

    ‘We will shake the cities of Europe and we will start with you, Berlusconi, and we will make it bloody until you return to the correct path.

    And

    ‘Wait for us Berlusconi and your other allies as well, wait for our promise which we have revealed to you and are now revealing to Europe.’

    Brings back memories of good ol’ Baghdad Bob don`t it?

  6. 6
    LC Brian B, Wielder of the Atrocious Pun growls and barks:

    Jeez, it reads like a muslim version of the Book of Armaments from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

    Maybe it makes sense to them, but it’s terribly self-lampooning to westerners. Maybe the Arabic Nationalist fixation with Hitler has led them to believe that a little Sturm und Drang is in order.

  7. 7
    Albedo growls and barks:

    Breaking news (not official, yet I’m keeping my fingers crossed)

    Zarqawi Captured at Iraq-Syria Border

  8. 8
    JBeez growls and barks:

    Give it up Albedo, think I’ll ever believe that any fat, flunkie weekend jarheads could ever capture a real warrior like Zarkawi?

    (JizzBreath is taking another “blog nap”, so to speak. Say “Buh-bye”, fuckwidget.—-B.)

  9. 9
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    “fat, flunkie weekend jarheads could ever capture a real warrior like Zarkawi?”

    Why not, you belive a fat, flunkie, land whale like Michael Moo’er.

    I hope you come down with something nasty on a trip to EUrope.

  10. 10
    LC the Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    JBeez,

    You have got to be joking! Zarqawi, a real warrior?! The only people he has ever killed have been defenseless civilians!!!!!! Marines, on the other have been killing people stupid enough to shoot at Marines, or people under the Marine’s gaurdianship.

    Go back to flipping burgers. You aren’t smart enough to talk on the big people’s site, yet.

  11. 11
    the_redfalcon growls and barks:

    JBeez,

    Dementia is treatable now, you might want to look into that option.

  12. 12
    I will lick your mom's ass growls and barks:

    John Kerry is winnign the presidential election. It’s the fourth courter and he’s ahead by 45 pts. Put in your mouth and suck on it you Rubish fag fucking homos.

    (More idiocy brought to you directly from the NW Mexican Territory of San Deigo.

  13. 13
    LC & IB Beaker growls and barks:

    *gaze*

  14. 14
    Cameron growls and barks:

    Dear Jihadists,

    For your own personal benefit, please research the terms “Italian”, “Sicilian” and “Mafia.” Please understand that attempting something against the Italians might have some real problems for you.

  15. 15
    Llama growls and barks:

    Yet more idiocy from NW Mexico, aka San Diego.

  16. 16
    Youngmom growls and barks:

    It seems to me at times that there is not much difference between European ignorance and American ignorance. None is better than the other. Good people are to be found everywhere – just got to find them! Do you really want to kill whole Europe?
    Glad you are not the President!
    A progressive society has to evolve and we still are evolving! There is much to learn for everybody!

    Nobody knows it all in regards to politics.

  17. 17
    John Kerry growls and barks:

    *Mr. San Diego Dickswallower has gone to that “Quiet Room” in the Idiotarian Parallel Universe for a while.—B.*

  18. 18
    Nanashi, Trollslayer no Kensai growls and barks:

    Funny, those “fat, lazy” Marines have some interesting things to report about that “real warrior” (they call him ZZ Top not-so affectionately). Ooops! Once again, reality takes “JBeez” completely unawares…

  19. 19
    Sharps Shooter growls and barks:

    ON THREAD: Please check your speling of Gribades…
    Shouldn’t it be “BriGaDes” instead of Bridages?

    Sorry, a proofreader’s eye afflicts me…

    And as for content? Those cowardly pukes show themselves to be just more in a long line of gutless, spineless abusive bullies, whose pathetic bleatings are known of God, and despised.

  20. 20
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    John Kerry is winnign the presidential election. It’s the fourth courter and he’s ahead by 45 pts. Put in your mouth and suck on it you Rubish fag fucking homos.

    Who taught you this drivel? The whack-jobs at DU?

    The election hasn’t started yet, how can he be winning?
    Ahead by 45 points means little to nothing, according to the site I looked at President Bush is ahead by 10 electoral votes. (And my state had better not go to Kerry or I will BE VERY DISSAPOINTED!)

    That last part I assume is what you want to do to Micheal the Mooer?

    Now why is it the lie-berals can gay-bash but I can’t? I know it’s mean but where is the equallity?

  21. 21
    Anonymous growls and barks:

    It seems to me at times that there is not much difference between European ignorance and American ignorance. None is better than the other. Good people are to be found everywhere – just got to find them! Do you really want to kill whole Europe?
    Glad you are not the President!
    A progressive society has to evolve and we still are evolving! There is much to learn for everybody!

    Nobody knows it all in regards to politics.

    I am hoping our leaders learn from your leaders mistakes before ours make the same mistake Youngmom.

    YOU IDOLATROUS WHORES SHALL BOW TO SATAN IN ALLAHS NEW PARADISE!!!!!

    Allah’s paradise is hell, dude I have been saying that for YEARS.

  22. 22
    LC NeilV growls and barks:

    There are many more like Fabrizio,
    As the islamist animal husbandry society will see if they pull the wrong stunt.
    They are not going to cut and run in the philipino manner, when they sat cut and run they mean it.
    They already dealt with the Spread of islam a long time ago.
    ‘Moribus antiquis res stat Romana Virisque’
    I wonder what the Un will do to the Islamist pricks if they attack Rome?
    Silence wind whistling thru the trees….
    I keep saying that the only thing the pricks hold dear are Mecca and Medina,I bet a good talking to them privatly could change there attitude.
    Hell with the UN, a quick confrence call with the heads of all the Islamist block, and our target list for the first year should get them to police there own.
    They need to know that we will not stand by and return to the dark ages promised by the islamist thugs.
    They need a reality check and I would ask Putin to join in the fun.
    We played Pinata with the Germans and Japanese together in the 40s .Why not today? and pootie poot has a pack of Islamoscum to deal with so he should join in and let the Iran Bomb wither on the Vine.
    He also has to deal with China on his border which could get weird in the next 20-30 years.
    They may want a chinease version of lebenstaraumm.
    Just a few thoughts..
    Cheers

  23. 23
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    Two posts up was me, sorry forgot to fill in the name/addy.

  24. 24
    George Turner growls and barks:

    Thanks sharpshooter! I’ve got one of those silly touchpads that is no longer disabling itself on boot-up, so I’ve had the most bizarre shreddings when I type. If my thumb is dragging my cursor bounces all over the place.

  25. 25
    LC Jon , Imperial Hunter growls and barks:

    Just drop the Big One now.

    Kill Allahthesonsabitches.

  26. 26
    the_redfalcon growls and barks:

    Shouldn’t it be “BriGaDes” instead of Bridages

    I dunno….BRIDEAGES…that sounds, somehow, soooo erotic!

  27. 27
    Anonymous growls and barks:

    Hey I’ve got an idea to help Bush win the election. Republikans can begin mailing Anthrax to people making it look like Muslims are responsible.

  28. 28
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    You should send that off to?

    Weekly World News

  29. 29
    suboptimal growls and barks:

    Did someone mention the Moore-on? Yep, he’s been busted in yet another lie. Try not to yawn, K?

    Youngmom, in order for us to see Europe die, all we have to do is sit back and do nothing. The Islamofascists will do the rest.

    JBeez, your pot-addled screeching isn’t even bright enough to reach the level of stupid. Just go smoke another one, prefereably near an open propane tank, like the one at the front of your trailer.

    Llama, no one says it like you, man, err… camelid.

  30. 30
    Albedo growls and barks:

    Give it up Albedo, think I’ll ever believe that any fat, flunkie weekend jarheads could ever capture a real warrior like Zarkawi?

    What’s that? Did someone just say something? Oh…it’s you Jbeez. Sorry, I thought that was just your usual flatus.

  31. 31
    Albedo growls and barks:

    Tub of shite also likes to use soldiers in his films despite their wishes. (Registration required). But, as we all know, Moore supports the troops.

  32. 32
    Albedo growls and barks:

    Actually, you can view that article directly right here.

  33. 33
    LC Monster Kabasue growls and barks:

    Cowards, pure cowards. I would like to find them and show them what fear really is.

  34. 34
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    That’s tubby’s MO. Parasitical behaviour.

  35. 35
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    Hey I’ve got an idea to help Bush win the election. Republikans can begin mailing Anthrax to people making it look like Muslims are responsible.
    Posted by at July 30, 2004 09:43 PM

    You should send that off to?
    Weekly World News
    Posted by LC Gunsniper at July 30, 2004 09:55 PM

    Confirm that Gunsniper, that theory would be right up their ally, or land whale’s (aka mikey mooer)

    Two things I found from a review of “Micheal Moore is a stupid, fat, white man.”
    “Postwar documentarians gave us the documentary, Rob Reiner gave us the mockumentary, and Moore initiated a third genre, the crockumentary.”
    “Loaded with well-researched, solidly reasoned arguments, and laced with irreverent wit, Michael Moore Is a Big Fat Stupid White Man fires back at one of the left’s biggest targets ? politically and literally. “

  36. 36
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    ,a href=”http://moorelies.com/book/”>Ode to Tubby

    look for it?

  37. 37
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Take two *click*

    Ode to Tubby

    Look for it

  38. 38
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Ode to Tubby

    Grrrr?

  39. 39
    Llama growls and barks:

    Michael Moore Is a Big Fat Stupid White Man fires back at one of the left’s biggest targets

    Too bad no one is gonna go see that miserable crock of shit.

  40. 40
    Nanashi, Trollslayer no Kensai growls and barks:

    OT: The Washington Post Express is what is known in the industry as a “blurt paper”. Because it’s given out for free at the MetroRail and bus stations, it tends to be a “lite” version of the WP. What this means is, most of the stories in the WPExpress are little more than sound bites and heavily edited stories…and we all know what happens when the editors at the WP edit stories, right?

    Well, apparently someone in yesterday’s (July 30) edition of the WPExpress didn’t think so, as taken from the Letters to the editor page:

    I think many of the headlines and stories in the Express are politically biased towards the Republican right. You published a front-page story on July 27 highlighting Teresa Heinz Kerry’s telling a reporter to “shove it”. However, when Vice President Dick Cheney used an expletive toward a member of Congress, his vulgarity recieved little media attention in comparison.

    Your coverage is an example of not only political bias, but also of gender discrimination. Instead of teetering on the edge of misogyny with the Republican right-wing, why don’t you publish an article that highlights the good work of American women?”
    -Marilee Kane
    Washington DC

    Considering all the previous snark surrounding Cheney’s comments, I find it amusing that when WP actually exercises some tasteful restraint for once by not publishing, this bimbo suddenly has a problem.

    Hey floozie, speaking as a female, I can say this in full political correctness: you’re a brainless cunt.

  41. 41
    suboptimal growls and barks:

    Llama, we can’t help but see that miserable crock of shit Michael Moore, he blots out the sun.

    You made better sense when spouting nonsense.

  42. 42
    suboptimal growls and barks:

    Following up to myself, here’s something that makes more sense than dopey (literally) JBeez, Michael Moore, and our typeing camelid combined.

    I present MC Hawking.

    Let’s see something comparable to that coming out of Islamofascism. Yeah, I know it’s not fair, we’ve got a 1400 year head start.

  43. 43
    Quicklime growls and barks:

    Regarding this gem:

    Hey I’ve got an idea to help Bush win the election. Republikans can begin mailing Anthrax to people making it look like Muslims are responsible.

    Oh God, not another one. Don’t tell me… Bush also knew about 9/11 beforehand, right?

    Reality check: It’s probably the work of some lone psycho. No, sorry, not the government, not the Republicans… just some wannabe-terror-pig (who may or may not pray to “Allah”) trying to cause more chaos. I suspect a Socialist plot. ;)

    If Muslims actually were able to procure Anthrax in any quantity, they wouldn’t bother mailing a few letters to leftists — they would most likely liberally dust a PRESCHOOL or HOSPITAL, given the Religion of Peace&copy’s penchant for charitable works (especially with children). Why would they stop there? Heck, as long as they had a way to dispense the stuff they would dump it everywhere they could — it doesn’t take a lot of it to infect/kill people. It would only take one “martyrdom specialist” with a coffee can full of the stuff to do a major sized area.

    Do people really have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot conceive of a world where Muslims would use Anthrax? Is it “any excuse” to blame Bush, Republicans, the “Right”? I fail to comprehend how people can live in such complete denial of cold, hard reality. There’s something wrong with them…

    If Islamofascists HAD Anthrax there would most probably be a lot more dead Americans right now — and we should be thankful they don’t.
    Maybe Muslims aren’t responsible for the Anthrax letter (probably just a crazed hippy or something) — however, they are responsible for approximately 99% of the unrest, chaos, and wholesale death on this planet. Deal with it. I’m not being “insensitive” or “culturally unaware” — in fact I’m fully aware of the culture and also aware that it is the single greatest threat to civilization that exists.

    If I had the extra dough, I would invest in the Alcoa Corporation — because from the inane gibberish I’m seeing coming from the LLL there is apparently a large demand for some of their products.

  44. 44
    Kofi growls and barks:

    These Idiots are very funny, Resolve , Resolve is the word. These animals have been bragging about these shits evr since the craetion of Israel, and they have not been able to take even a PIXEL of Israeli land. One day, christians and the rest will say enough is enough and wipe them off the faceof the earth. Donkey fucking Islamopimps.

  45. 45
    GOC in Winston Salem growls and barks:

    Will someone PLEASE send these goatfuckers several thousand pairs of Velcro gloves so they won’t get all pissed off when the goats run away from them – again??

    Please??

  46. 46
    SoldierBlue growls and barks:

    Italy sends her thanks and is PROUD to be on the other side from these psycho Moore-supported mass murderers. Still more proof that Bush, Blair and even that poor sod Berlusconi – not very loved in his own country, but provided with a good sense of history – are on the right track. Tell me who your enemies are and I’ll tell you who you are. Has any pacifake realized that by being against the above-mentioned gentlemen they find themselves on the side of Moore’s Beheading Minutemen? “Not with Bush nor with Saddam” is drivel. The moment you try to damage one side, you’re on the other side.

  47. 47
    LC Mike M growls and barks:

    Misha, B.C. or Sir George,

    Soldier Blue (above) of the Fort Skunk Garrison certainly looks like a qualified candidate for sidebar linkage, IMHO.

  48. 48
    Brendan growls and barks:

    And I second that motion :)

  49. 49
    Adrian Spidle growls and barks:

    NOW IS THE TIME FOR VETS TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT VIETNAM!

    Comrades, John Kerry reopened the door of the Vietnam War by making his few months service there the centerpiece of the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION and his campaign, ignoring his accomplishment-free nineteen years in the Senate and his years as Lieutenant Governor under hyper liberal Michael Dukakis. His plan to fool America is working so far as illustrated by my experience two days ago:

    http://pep.typepad.com/public_enquiry_project/2004/07/now_is_the_time.html

  50. 50
    Walter Wallis growls and barks:

    As much as liberassholes try to deny it, they cannot equate reserve membership with draft dodging and fat weekend warrier types without denying that reserves are and have always been essential components of the national defense picture as well as a guarantee that the citizen soldier will always have a voice in the military.

    Had FDR been like Kerry he would have filed a lawsuit against Japan for Pearl Harbor and them whined because no court would take the case.

  51. 51
    Anna growls and barks:

    Well Europa; this time it aint Jove raping you, but Allah’s deranged children.

    This is the price of appeasement.

    There will be peace in our time. – Neville Chamberlain.

  52. 52
    the real JBeez growls and barks:

    Unbelieveable.

    Once again, my name has been spoofed. I DID NOT POST this:

    Give it up Albedo, think I’ll ever believe that any fat, flunkie weekend jarheads could ever capture a real warrior like Zarkawi?

    This can be confirmed with a simple IP check.

    Please unban me.

  53. 53
    LC the Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    If my opinion counts for anything, I would reccommend NOT un-banning Jbeez. Just because it wasn’t guilty of being an ass this time, doesn’t mean it hasn’t been an ass in the past, or that it won’t be an ass in the future.

    But that’s just me.

  54. 54
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    JBeez, I’ll be checking the IP’s today (as time permits) and will correct situation ASAP. (It’s quite a PITA going through the comments archive manually and finding the individual posts/IP’s. A little “not so user-friendly” quirk of MT.)

    Whoever posted that scatalogical spew will, however, remain banned.

  55. 55
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    HDD, you have a point, but JBeez will have ONE MORE CHANCE to prove it’s not worth banning.

    Got that, JBeez? Last chance. Don’t be a Donk intern.

  56. 56
    JBeez growls and barks:

    Great. While you’re there, get the IP of that last false post, and compare it to the IPs of some of the other frequent posters. Start with Elephant Man. After all, jealousy can drive man to extreme measures.

  57. 57
    yeahstayhome growls and barks:

    All health care systems suck at this point in time, not only in Europe but here in the US as well! A lot of policies need to be changed to make things work for all people! We need to improve our own system just as much as they need to improve theirs. The problem is that many people in Europe don’t want to work as employees in the health care system anymore because it is too hard to make money for nurses, for example. A lot of these jobs are done by Filipinos now.

    The fact that you call it socialized medicine implies that everything in regards to trying to make health care available for all is bad. Why don’t you call public schools socialized education, public parks socialized parks, or clean air and water socialized air and water. Calling it socialized medicine has just been another way to fight the concept by labeling it as somehow Socialist or Communist. I do however think that healthcare needs to be available for all suffering human beings and that it needs to be simplified and improved at the same time. How that is going to be accomplished remains to be worked out.

    The Europeans have made the first attempts to do so, it may not be perfect by far, but it also has not been a failure either.
    The French did not take care of their heatwave not because they did not wan to, but becuse they did not expect it. The poor elderly people in the US die also, because they can’t afford air conditioning or even fans every year. Who thinks about people who can’t think for themselves anymore.

    If the British currently don’t take care of their emergency patients during the week-ends, that may suggest that they can’t afford it anymore. It’s hard to believe this is actually happening however, and I tend to think that arrangements are likely being made for alternative care somewhere somehow.

  58. 58
    Anna growls and barks:

    Ummm yeahstayhome,

    You want to post in the thread below this. This is the terrorist threat to Europe thread.

  59. 59
    LC the Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    JBeez,

    It sure didn’t take you long to prove the “ass in the future” part of my comment, now, did it? Come on, if E-man’s going to be jealous of someone, don’t you think he would be jealous of someone who isn’t so predictable? I could probably do a reasonable facsimile of any of your posts, simply by removing all common sense, knowledge, and reason from any thoughts that I had.

    Asshat.

  60. 60
    LC NeilV growls and barks:

    Dont be a whiney Bitch J-beez be glad BC is cutting you some slack .
    Most of us would send you packing.
    Show some manners and dont talk smack about the Pachyderm.
    He is not going to spoof your silly ass any more then i would.
    That not our way .
    The first rule of fight club is…..
    Now run along

  61. 61
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    As I perdicted, JBeez/Captain Deepfryer is whining about how I’m jealous of him and how I’m “spoofing his name”.

    Working in the “fast food” industry is a perfectly honorable line of work. Maybe I am jealous! With those great hours and spiffy uniforms, Maybe I’ve been missing out on great chance! At least JBeez has stopped being defensive about his “mad” deepfrying “skillz” and has worked up enough pride to play the jealousy card.

    As for me “spoofing him”

    Tell you what, I have a proposition.

    B.C., compare my IP address with JBeez. If I’m spoofing him then go ahead and ban me.

    If I’m not, then ban JBeez/Captain Deepfryer. Otherwise, that whimpering punkass will continue to show his ass while accusing various LCs of “spoofing” him.

    Nobody has to “spoof” that moron, he does a good enough job on his own.

  62. 62
    JBeez growls and barks:

    Ha! Elephant testes, you’re so jealous that you have to invent a whole new reality for yourself just to cope. Quite sad, really. But hey, whatever works for you and your insecurity.

  63. 63
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Looks like JBeez has the night off and is down in the basement of his mother’s house, hunkered over his sticky keyboard, ready to regale the blogosphere with his “intellect” and “wit”.

    A note and a suggestion to JBeez:

    First it was “Elephant dick” and now it’s “Elephant testes”.

    I appreciate your compliments but I’m becoming concerned with your fixation on a certain part of my anatomy.

    I hate to break it to you, but I’m heterosexual. While your admiration of my “size” is flattering, your obsession is a bit disturbing.

    Perhaps you could hook up with “isitstinky” or “froggy”. They both strike me as being “sexually adventurous” and I’m sure that a “man-pleaser” such as yourself would make one or both of them very happy.

  64. 64
    Brendan growls and barks:

    To get things back on topic (and yes I’m talking to you JBeez, shut it and give the other end a chance will you?)

    SoldierBlue’s site says it all.Italy will not bow to these scum. As one of their citizens so recently proved.

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Brendon, I hope you’re right. Spain set a bad precedent and with a few other countries following that path of fear and appeasment, the islamonazis are showing their ass.

    Here’s to Italy jamming a boot right up it.

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    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    It would be good for europe to start thinking about the future, if they keep caving in to terrorisim, its just going to encourage the terrorists to continue, after all they have gotton what they wanted in the past so why wouldn’t it work in the future.

    Europe has to get past its anti-semitisim and see the sons of allah for what they are, dangerous deranged killers.

  67. 67
    Val growls and barks:

    You mentioned that these morons couldn’t unplug a toilet… That is certainly true, however, they don’t use toilets over there. Suprised the hell out of me when I went there in 1990.

  68. 68
    LC the Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    Val,

    Nor do they use toilet paper…there is a reason why offering something to an Arab with your left hand is nigh-unto a deadly insult.

  69. 69
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    You mentioned that these morons couldn’t unplug a toilet… That is certainly true, however, they don’t use toilets over there. Suprised the hell out of me when I went there in 1990.
    Nor do they use toilet paper…there is a reason why offering something to an Arab with your left hand is nigh-unto a deadly insult.

    You are both kidding, right?

  70. 70
    SoldierBlue growls and barks:

    LC Mike M and Brendan, wow, thanks.

  71. 71
    LC the Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    DeathKnyte,

    No, we are not. In my case, it was part of our “cultural briefing” before our tour of duty in the LitterBox. It was not unusual to see a Mercedes pull off of the road, the driver hop out, do his business, and hop back in to his car, and drive off.

    When your entire country is a LitterBox, why bother with niceties?

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I can vouch for that. The bus driver that was taking us to Khobar Towers from the airport pulled off the road, did his business, wiped with his left hand (no paper!) and lit up a cigarette like he’d just gotten laid. Damn, I wish I would have just stayed asleep.

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    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    My god, and we let these people have jet fighters?

    I always thought they had at least mastered the concept of “indoor plumbing”, but I suppose that was too much to hope for.

    *shakes head* bunch of nuts….

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    LC Jon , Imperial Hunter growls and barks:

    What do you call a jihadi with a goat and a sheep?

    Bisexual.

    What do you call a jihadi with thirty wives?

    A shepherd.

  75. 75
    LC Jon , Imperial Hunter growls and barks:

    Just what do they do with that left hand after they wipe their fetid arses? Wipe it on their robes? Or on whatever they touch next?

    But they take their shoes off before entering a mosque! Can you imagine the smell when they kneel and rub their faces in the dirt?

    Jeebus H. Cripes!

  76. 76
    Deathknyte growls and barks:

    RFLMAO

  77. 77
    LCVeeshir growls and barks:

    Every time some new jihadi group pops up I always think of “The People’s Front of Judea, no, the Front for the People of Judea, no, the Judean People’s Front, no…”
    The middle east hasn’t changed all that much in thousands of years. The only difference is that they can’t just cart the Jews off into slavery anymore, the Jews can fight back and I doubt G-d is all that mad at them these days.

  78. 78
    Anonymous growls and barks:

    DUBAI – Muslim militants claiming links to Al-Qaeda have vowed to launch a ‘bloody war’ on Europe, and said their first target would be Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

    …..Finally, something we can agree on

  79. 79
    Anonymous growls and barks:

    DUBAI – Muslim militants claiming links to Al-Qaeda have vowed to launch a ‘bloody war’ on Europe, and said their first target would be Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

    …..Finally, something we can agree on


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