From the “No Links to al-Q’aeda Whatsoever” Dept.

(Link thanks to LC Joseph Dromedary.)

WSJ: Saddam’s Files Show ‘Direct’ 9/11 Link

Newly uncovered files examined by U.S. military investigators in Baghdad show what is being described as “a direct link” between Saddam Hussein’s elite Fedayeen military unit and the terrorist attacks on America on Sept. 11, 2001.

Oh dear. Wonder how the Howling Moonbats of the L3 Brigades are going to spin this one if it turns out to be true?

“Oh, but that’s just one link! We need hundreds. Bush Lied! Hitler is Oil! Free Mumia!”

Ahmed Hikmat Shakir, who attended a January 2000 al-Qaida summit in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where the 9/11 attacks were planned, is listed among the officers on three Fedayeen rosters reviewed by U.S. probers, the Wall Street Journal reported on Thursday.

“Our government sources, who have seen translations of the documents, say Shakir is listed with the rank of Lieutenant-Colonel,” the paper said.

Though the Journal doesn’t mention it, Saddam’s Fedayeen has been identified in previous reports as the group that conducted 9/11-style hijack training drills on a parked Boeing 707 airliner at the south Baghdad terrorist camp Salman Pak.

In the Journal’s defense, they’re not exactly the only members of our “unbiased” media to not mention Salman Pak with as much as a hiccup among the obituaries.

In a post obtained through Saddam’s Mukhabarat intelligence service, Shakir was stationed at the Iraqi Embassy in Kuala Lumpur at the time of the 9/11 planning session.

Also in attendance were 9/11 hijackers Khalid al Midhar and Nawaz al Hamzi, who were piloting American Airlines Flight 77 when it crashed into the Pentagon.

But we’re sure that al-Q’erry will be ready to state that poor Shakir was only there for the excellent free buffet.

Ramzi bin al Shibh, the operational planner of the 9/11 attacks, and Tawfiz al Atash, a high-ranking Osama bin Laden lieutenant and mastermind of the USS Cole bombing, were also at the meeting, the Journal said.

When Shakir was arrested in Qatar on Sept. 17, 2001, he was carrying phone numbers of the 1993 World Trade Center bombers’ safe houses and contacts, as well as information relating to Operation Bojinka, a plot devised by trade center bomber Ramzi Yousef that became the blueprint for the 9/11 attacks.

Nope, no link at all. Pure coincidence. Shakir just happened to have made a private hobby of drawing up plans for driving passenger planes into office buildings, and the phone numbers he picked out at random. Sheer coincidence that they happened to be linked to al-Q’aeda.

The Qataris released Shakir after a brief detention and he fled to Jordan, where he was re-arrested. Inexplicably, however, the CIA signed off on his release after Amnesty International complained.

It would be inexplicable if it wasn’t for the fact that the Agency is run by Tenet.

Now, 48 hour rule and all that, but this could turn out to be really really interesting.

45 comments

  1. 1
    L.C. NordicRedneck growls and barks:

    Oh my.

  2. 2
    Mike McDaniel growls and barks:

    Definitely the 48 hour rule – but if i were Bush, it would be the subject of an Oval Office address – using emergency powers to compel EVERY radio and TV station to carry it.

  3. 3
    L.C. debbiej G.L.O.R growls and barks:

    using emergency powers to compel EVERY radio and TV station to carry it.

    Well that would certainly be well within his right to do so…but I doubt he would do it. He knows as well as the rest of us that those that refuse to believe that there is such a connection wouldn’t believe it even if Micheal Moore were to announce it. They would simply think that he’s been drugged or being blackmailed by Bush.

  4. 4
    LC 51st State, Imperial Machete Mohel growls and barks:

    I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find a link between Hussein and Bin Laden. /apologies to Louis Renault, Prefect de Police

    That rumbling sound you hear? That’s a goalpost being dragged across a field. Let’s get ready to hear how it’s “just one link,” or “it doesn’t really mean anything,” or, “how can we know this info wasn’t planted,” or “LOOK, IT’S ELVIS,” or “OOOHH SHINY SHINY ME WANT,” or any of a number of multitudinous blatherings.

    “There is NO connection!!!!” Stop describing your synapses, wake up, smell the coffee. These people want you, and Western classical liberalism, dead, dead, dead. They do not care for progressive politics, or multiculturalism. They want you to submit. End of story.

    Will you submit?

  5. 5
    L.C. 51st State, Imperial Machete Mohel growls and barks:

    Apologies- could someone explain the “48 hour rule?”

    Thanks,

  6. 6
    L.C. NordicRedneck growls and barks:

    The 48 hour rule is there to allow the event to unfold, so we get the whole truth. It’s there to prevent people from eating their own words.

  7. 7
    L.C. debbiej G.L.O.R growls and barks:

    Apologies- could someone explain the “48 hour rule?”

    It basically means you wait for more news to see if the initial findings pan out.

  8. 8
    George Turner growls and barks:

    But why would Saddam have wanted to attack the US? I mean, it’s quite a step to go from invading other countries, developing WMD, commiting mass genocide while blaming the US for everything, continually taking missile shots at US aircraft, and trying to assassinate a US President, to actually making sure his hands stay clean when NY gets plastered by people traceable to other countries so the our attention might wander elsewhere.

    Err…. Oh well. Waiting for the moonbats.

  9. 9
    L.C. 51st State, Imperial Machete Mohel growls and barks:

    Thanks, L.C.s NordicRedneck and debbiej G.L.O.R.

    The rule makes sense. Of course, we won’t have to wait 48 hours for moonbats and their ilk, as they won’t wait 48 hours for anything.

  10. 10
    spc67 growls and barks:

    *tapping foot…more foot tapping…checking watch…more foot tapping*

    Is it 48 hours yet?

    Get ready here’s the moonbat defense:

    “If we had known? Then Bushhitler should have said so BEFORE the attack on Iraq. Now he’s just getting lucky, it doesn’t count.”

    Now where has my Ted Rall punching bag gone?

  11. 11
    Um Yeah growls and barks:

    Bullshit! More rove, halliberten, shrub shit!

    Amazing how gulible and unintellegent righttards all are!

  12. 12
    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    Well, THAT didn’t take very long!

  13. 13
    spc67 growls and barks:

    Nice going DUmB Yeah. I count five misspellings and a major grammatical error in your fourteen word diatribe. Well done!

    Now back to class young man.

  14. 14
    LC Mikenchi growls and barks:

    My spelling sucks a bit.
    umYeah just sucks.

  15. 15
    L.C. debbiej G.L.O.R growls and barks:

    Duh yeah,

    You fell as a child didn’t you? Brain injuries shouldn’t be taken lightly. Go take your meds and go back to bed.

  16. 16
    LC Mamamontezz, GLOR growls and barks:

    I’ll say he sucks! It took two weeks to get the lip marks off of my dogs ass!

    Don’t worry Serenity, it wasn’t Pandora’s, it was Jake’s.

  17. 17
    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    The Moving Goalpost would be a great Halloween costume.

  18. 18
    John Kerry growls and barks:

    I did warn about the Al Quaeda-Iraq connection, before I denied that they ever knew each other.

    John Kerry
    Bahhhston, Taxachussets

    PS You do know I served in Vietnam, don’t you?

  19. 19
    L.C. Serenity GLOR growls and barks:

    You were in Vietnam? Don’t you think you should have said something about that by now?

  20. 20
    Albedo growls and barks:

    Amazing how gulible and unintellegent righttards all are!

    Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

  21. 21
    SuperBiff growls and barks:

    And pie.

    Never forget the pie.

  22. 22
    LC Mikenchi growls and barks:

    But why would Saddam have wanted to attack the US?

    Could be he was the biggest (or second tyre) proxy antagonist of them all. If you think Saddam was pissed about GulfWI, how POed was Russia after Glasnos(sp?)?

    Russia’s tanks that Saddam had were used up and ex-KGB weapons dealers were giving Taliban and Northern Alliance troops the same arms. We certainly stirred up those assholes, eh? Well someone has to clean house, might as well be the good guys.

  23. 23
    Anna growls and barks:

    Um Yeah,

    We knew you fell out of the dumb tree hitting branches on the way down, we just never realized how tall that tree was.

    As for the article. Very interesting. Add this to the $25,000 bounties paid to families of Palestian dumb bombs, mural of jet crashing into twin towers, pictures of Bush’s daughters in one of Saddam’s palaces, one of the Achille Lauro hi-jackers being released by Italy because he had an Iraqi diplomatic passport.. shall I go on in regards to what a terrorist enabling sick menace Saddam was?

    “For Syria, Libya, North Korea, South Yemen, Iraq, and Iran, terrorist groups are surrogate armies, whose acts are cost effective and, when things go wrong, deniable.”
    Final Warning Kupperman & Kamen, pg 17.

  24. 24
    Evil Otto growls and barks:

    Um Yeah,

    The original Um Yeah (who you stole your name from) was a lot funnier than you (that’s not saying much, though), and a lot better at provoking arguments and flame wars. Your trolling isn’t subtle enough to provoke the reactions you want.

  25. 25
    LCVeeshir growls and barks:

    This is pretty funny. Where’s LLL and Jose and the rest of the obtusists who usually populate these types of threads. Hmmmm, could it be that they just realize one of their little talking points just got shot down? The current incarnation of Um Yeah just doesn’t cut it. It’s trying to be Mumia but it just ain’t that funny.

  26. 26
    Um Yeah growls and barks:

    Releese Al-Masri now!

    Immediatly with no conditions!

  27. 27
    LCNeilV growls and barks:

    I still belive we will hear a lot more as we get closer to election day.
    Bush is not as dumb as the left think.
    With all the times he has Bush Whacked them, you would think.
    They would have a little respect for his instincts.
    Oh but wait it’s all the evil lever puller Karl Rove.
    All the pundits will be wrong when Nov comes around.
    I will predict that Bush will prevail by a small margin.
    Only time will tell but I also belive there will be more weapons found and more dots conected.
    Not that the left will care.
    All there hysteria makes them look irrational to the average Joe.
    Us politicos care at this point, but the election will be won by the undecided. Who are not paying attention to politics at this point.
    Lets hope this is information , is the start of a river of intel out of BAgdad.
    BUUUUUUUWWWAHHHHHh

  28. 28
    Bishop growls and barks:

    Vewy well, Um, we will welease Bwian!

  29. 29
    Um Yeah growls and barks:

    All there hysteria makes them look irrational

    Im not irrational youre irrational you fucking nazi!

  30. 30
    LC Defense Guy growls and barks:

    Im not irrational youre irrational you fucking nazi!

    How sad, that the quality of trolls today has denigrated so quickly to this. Um Yeah, when the doctor tells you to take your anti-psychotic medicine everyday, he means each and every day.

    I know you are but what am I… and other assorted inane comments.

  31. 31
    LC The Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    Vewy well, Um, we will welease Bwian!

    I have a fwiend in Wome, named Biggus Dickus.

  32. 32
    LC The Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    I have learned to just *GAZE* at Um Yeah, because responding to it just encourages it. And actually having to spell, use grammar, and typing seem to tax it’s limited brain power.

    Admit it, Um Yeah. You’re a chimpanzee. Aren’t you?

  33. 33
    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    LC Humble DevilDog

    Listen up Marine!! I have it, on good authority, that UmYeah is REALLY Mowgli from the Dennis Miller Show.

    Can’t blame him for what he does on his time off!

  34. 34
    LC The Humble Devildog growls and barks:

    Joe Camel,

    I have to admit to my cultural idiocy.

    I have NEVER seen the Dennis Miller show, nor have I seen any ads for it, nor am I familiar with any of the characters on the show. I do know who Dennis Miller is, because he’s the reason I stopped watching MNF. Since he seems to have had a change of heart concerning Pres. Bush, I don’t despise him anymore, but I still haven’t ever seen his show.

    All that being said, does Mowgli on the Dennis Miller show have anything in common with Mowgli from the Jungle Book? Because THAT is a reference I would understand.

  35. 35
    LCNeilV growls and barks:

    Me thinks I struck a nerve …..
    Im just amused, it only took one comment for you to call me the dreaded N word.
    I am cowed into submission ,by your wonderous use of the kings Knglish.
    Keep posting you are a shining example of what I was saying Gerbil boy.
    Now run along your father is waiting in the tool shed.

  36. 36
    L.C. Glen, Imperial Longbowman growls and barks:

    gulible and unintellegent

    C’mon now !? What is that ? No, it can’t be real, it’s just too easy. I wonder if we’re not being duped. In fact Lord Spatula has been quiet for a while,- I wonder if it’s not him, or Coop, pulling our legs – ?!

    Then again, reading umyeah’s posts is like watching that America’s Funniest Video clip of the chimp who picks it’s bottom, smells it’s finger and then falls out of the tree !

  37. 37
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    In fact Lord Spatula has been quiet for a while,- I wonder if it’s not him, or Coop, pulling our legs – ?!

    Nah.

    The posts would be funny if that were the case.

  38. 38
    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    LC Humble DevilDog

    Exactly!

    The chimp is a riot.

  39. 39
    xpanxpunkx growls and barks:

    Here is another article about this. Explains a bit more about why the CIA allowed the Jordanians to let him go…

  40. 40
    LC Brian B, Wielder of the Atrocious Pun growls and barks:

    Explains a bit more about why the CIA allowed the Jordanians to let him go…

    You mean aside from the fact that George Tenet is an idiot?

  41. 41
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    You mean aside from the fact that George Tenet is an idiot?

    You mean to say that George Tenet is a knuckle-dragging, mouthbreathing, microencephalic imbecile?

    Next you’ll be telling me that Fuckface Kerry served in Viet Nam or something ;)

  42. 42
    xpanxpunkx growls and barks:

    Yeah, I agree that them releasing him was rather stupid. However, it is somewhat LESS stupid than being pestered by AI into releasing him.

  43. 43
    Alan growls and barks:

    PAT TILLMAN!

    Ah, so now it turns out that square-jawed doofus Pat was blown away by his own people!

    What a delightful irony. Not even smart enough to be killed by the enemy.

    Rest in pieces, you dumb fuck.

  44. 44
    Lc NeilV growls and barks:

    Go fuck yourself Alan.
    You are a shining example of a husk with no humanity whatsoever.
    I feel sorry for you .


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