Well I’ll Be Damned!
(Link thanks to LC & IB TC (who beat the Evil Puppy Blender to the punch. Way to GO, TC!), as well as LC Jim)
OK, this is it, we’re going to the Imperial Armory to pick out something useful for the epic struggle ahead, because we think that we just heard our call-up for G-d’s Second Shock Army go *THUMP!* in the Imperial Mailbox.
See y’all after The Rapture.
What am I talking about?
I’m talking about an article ripping Hanoi John Fuckface Kerry being ripped to righteously bloody shreds for deserting our POW/MIAs after he’d successfully managed to write himself up for enough decorations to get his own lily-white, worthless ass out of Viet Nam, that’s what.
(Of course, this and the fact that his cousin Steve Forbes later got an exclusive $905 million contract from Hanoi has nothing to do with each other, no ma’am, no sir, nothing to see here, move along.)
Why is this a sign of the End Times?
Well, because it appeared in The Village Voice, that’s why.
It’ll be raining fish tonight, I tell you.
[UPDATE: LC Jim suggests, and we agree, that this would be a wonderful time to remind everybody of Hanoi John's willing accomplice, John McCain (bloody apt last name, if you ask us).]
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Tartar Sauce Tornadoes go well with Raining Fish?.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!… It’s raining frogs, Sire!!! Are you sure that was ‘our’ Village Voice? And not one from some Alternate Paralell Universe?… Someone there could have thrown the paper past all those missing socks floating in the invisible ether and into someone here’s clothes dryer!
It’s going to be a very intesting few months. Kerry basically got the nod because all the other candidates fell flat, but his campaign had been languishing so much that nobody took a serious look at his skeletons in the closet.
Now they’re rattling around, and many on the far left are as absolutely revolted as we are, sometimes for the same reasons, sometimes for opposite reasons. There was nothing intrinsic about Gore that the left would find very repulsive, so Nader couldn’t pick up many voters from him. But Kerry?
Nader did call our soldiers a bunch of baby killers. Nader didn’t abandon our POW’s. Nader did set his cousin up to get nearly a billion dollar from a hard core communist government that butchered countless people and cause millions to flee as refugees. Nader isn’t in bed with just about anyone with money. Nader isn’t a self-confessed war criminal. Nader didn’t get all his money by whoring himself with rich women and rich special interests.
I think Nader will do pretty good this time around, since CounterPunch and now the Village Voice has taken a look at Kerry’s record and wretched. Even prominent VVAW members (who of course post on things called ‘Marxist forum’) think he’s scum.
So tomorrow morning I can expect to find fresh pig shit on my windshield from flying pigs? What? Hell just froze over too? Amazing.
I have been thinking and even ruminating on this wanna-be pretender to the Presidency called John F Kerry and his VietNam service.
I ran across an article printed in the Taipei Times from an American who teaches at Tufts, now I cant find it. But the writer recalls a conversation 30 years ago with Admiral Zumwalt and I paraphrase ‘we had to keep a straight jacket on Lt Kerry. He was all over the place.’
Maybe just maybe the naval command in charge of the brown water navy decided to let Mr. Kerry go home early before he really did something spectaculary stupid[besides beaching his Swift boat to go after a wounded VC] and reflect badly on the US Navy.
Why do I think this might have happened? Because back in 1968 the US Navy was embroiled in a PR disater that happened in 1966 off the coast of VietNam. What is this you ask? The summary relief of Capt. Marcus A Arnheiter from command of the DER Vance after just 99 days in command while in the middle of a deployment off the coast of VietNam by his commander in the Phillipines. Capt. Arnheiter had defenders inside the Navy as well as detractors. By 1968 the mess was being fed to the public in the Rayburn Building. Also happening in 1968 North Korea captured the USS Pueblo, another black eye on the US Navy.
So to avoid another such mess, the Navy lets Kerry go home instead of killing more women and children. That is my opinion. Comments?
Here’s a link to the story that Anna referred to- U.S.S. Vance. It seems that Arnheiter was some kind of modern day Captain Queeg.
As for The Village Voice trashing Kerry- It’s unbelievable! It’s unheard of! It’s Cats and Dogs, Living Together! (This unethical plagerism brought to you courtesy of E-Man)
There is a lot of smoke on the water. Something is burning. Toast, maybe? I still haven’t got an answer to why Lt. JG Kerry was doing a job that was normally done by an enlisted man. Maybe the media got it wrong and he really commanded 4 or 6 Swift boats, which would have been the right billet for his rank. God knows the main stream media is bad with details. Or maybe there was another reason? Maybe we will find out after the nomination.
Kerry akbar
Delicious. Hah! Hahaha! Hehehe!
When everybody on both sides gets done with this traitor asswipe there won’t be enough left to put on trial and execute. Too bad. Let’s hope he takes ‘em all down with him. I’ve a feeling, though, that the Donks will desert him like rats from a sinking ship. I hope they never escape the stink of his presence.
I remember reading ‘The Arnheiter Affair’ when I was in high school, Elephant Man. The man was a complete, walking disaster. Who couldn’t lead, command a ship, or read and follow orders. Arnheiter endangered his ship and crew on several occasions. Got caught and then tried to shift blame to others!… Personally, I would have just Keelhauled Arnheiter and then be done with it!
Yeah, the President, who took out the Taliban, wrecked al Qaida, liberated Iraq, scared the bejeebus out of Libya, Iran, N. Korea, France, Germany, blew off the UN, got the economy moving again, all because of and in spite of the worst attack on US soil ever…
is made nervous by Jean Frenchtongue Kerry.
Bwa.Ha.Ha.
I *might* believe Schanberg’s rant about Kerry, but I would never, ever believe it about John McCain. He didn’t betray his fellow POWs while imprisoned and tortured there; I have no reason to believe he would betray them once he was home.
I can accept the possibility that there may be people who were captured and “converted” to that point of view (or brainwashed, if you prefer) who did not wish to be repatriated at the conclusion of hostilities, much like the Soviets who converted to Islam and are now living quietly in Afghanistan.
Red, I liked your description of Arnheiter. It sounds like a synopsis of Kerry’s service but unlike Arnheiter, he got decorated instead of relieved.