(Link thanks to LC & IB TC (who beat the Evil Puppy Blender to the punch. Way to GO, TC!), as well as LC Jim)
OK, this is it, we’re going to the Imperial Armory to pick out something useful for the epic struggle ahead, because we think that we just heard our call-up for G-d’s Second Shock Army go *THUMP!* in the Imperial Mailbox.
See y’all after The Rapture.
What am I talking about?
I’m talking about an article ripping Hanoi John Fuckface Kerry being ripped to righteously bloody shreds for deserting our POW/MIAs after he’d successfully managed to write himself up for enough decorations to get his own lily-white, worthless ass out of Viet Nam, that’s what.
(Of course, this and the fact that his cousin Steve Forbes later got an exclusive $905 million contract from Hanoi has nothing to do with each other, no ma’am, no sir, nothing to see here, move along.)
Why is this a sign of the End Times?
Well, because it appeared in The Village Voice, that’s why.
It’ll be raining fish tonight, I tell you.
[UPDATE: LC Jim suggests, and we agree, that this would be a wonderful time to remind everybody of Hanoi John's willing accomplice, John McCain (bloody apt last name, if you ask us).]