American Ingenuity Strikes Again

Showing, once again, that individuals are the great thinkers and inventors and NOT any government, a Michigan man has come up with something that will make many a man (and, perhaps, woman) smack himself (or, possibly, herself) upside the head and say “Why the HELL didn’t I think of that?!”

BAY CITY, Mich. (AP) – Harry Haney has built a sled that can walk on water.

The 39-year-old’s snow boat is a 14-foot custom-made aluminum craft welded into a standard snowmobile. The prototype has been named one of Time magazine’s most amazing inventions of 2004.

Well, even with the *spit* Time *spit* recognition, it’s still a pretty kick-ass invention.

Haney, who grew up on Saginaw Bay where his dad taught him to fish, had a friend and fellow fishermen die after falling through the ice a few years back. He got a patent for his amphibious vehicle in July 2003.

“There’s always danger out there, the way the wind and the weather is,” Haney said. “But this machine will go anywhere. It’s very stable in water.”

Where there’s a need, there’s an individual, somewhere, who will come up with a way of fulfilling said need.

Haney drew up his idea on a paper plate while visiting the Upper Peninsula with relatives. A friend of one of his cousins agreed to do the welding.

The nearly six-foot wide boat took a month to produce. Haney took it to the annual Houghton Lake Tip-Up Town USA last year where it was the envy of other sledders, he said.

And did he run to the government asking for a handout to subsidize his invention, ala Airbus or any of the other Socialist Succubi?? Nope.

Haney has contacted both snowmobile and boat companies and is hoping one or both will buy into his idea as a search and rescue or ice fishing vehicle.

Like any other good capitalist, he’s looking to reap the rewards of his idea and the fruits thereof. Of course, the Socialist Shitsniffers (aka Lickers of Lenin’s Loins?) will whine about how he should forego all profit and just donate his invention For The Children?.

“If somebody goes down and there’s enough of these around, they can call and get them out right away,” he said. “I’m looking for an investor to take it on.”

And we hope you find many, many investors, Mr. Haney. We’ll raise a mug of Imperial Draught? in your honor when the first life is saved and you’re kicking back in the lap of luxury because of your ingenuity.

F.E.T.E.

78 comments

  1. 1
    LC Walt growls and barks:

    First! Sounds like an ingenious little idea, and yes, that’s what the US is all about. Can you imagine the Charlie-Foxtrot if this had gone through channels? They’d still be debating it a year from now and it would ultimately be shelved.

  2. 2
    LC Brendan growls and barks:

    And we hope you find many, many investors, Mr. Haney. We’ll raise a mug of Imperial Draught? in your honor when the first life is saved and you’re kicking back in the lap of luxury because of your ingenuity.

    Not to mention the looks of relief and joy on the faces of their family.

    Ingenuity, inventiveness, talent…you sure he isn’t an Aussie??

    *ducks for cover as he is pelted with tomatoes*

  3. 3
    kschlenker growls and barks:

    Cool. The guy’s got his own website too–Snow Boat.

  4. 4
    L.C. 51st State, Imperial Machete Mohel growls and barks:

    Heck, that’s nuthin’! I’m working on a sled that “walks” on beer! (First, I have to get enough beer…)

  5. 5
    Mike_H growls and barks:

    Local boy done good =)

    You’ve got to all understand that the folks in Tipton are kinda the ‘Hell’s Frozen Over Angels’. They have an absolute blast, and can get a sled anywhere you can imagine, and several places you’re sure nobody would be stupid enough to take a sled.

    It’s been years since I’ve been up there, but there’s always one or two people that try to run the lake too late in the season. A few of these vehicles in spots like Tipton, or better, the Detroit river area where so many ice-fishers break free every year, would be marvelous. As it is with the ice-fishers, if the floe they are on breaks free, they have to be rescued by helicopter.

    There’s just something about a man named Mr Haney asking for investments that makes me pause, though =)

  6. 6
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    Mike H: “Greeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be!

  7. 7

    I couldn’t place the name … I kept thinking “why is “Haney” so familiar?” …

    Now that stupid song is stuck in my head.

    B.C. I wish the “Small World” choir upon you quid pro quo.

  8. 8
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    That’s OK, Kate. I have “‘Cuz it’s the song that never eeeeeends….” to get that particular EarWorm? outta my head. ;)

  9. 9
    LC Denita TwoDragons, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Oh shit, I was hoping I could get through the end of the year without enduring another earworm but NOOOOOOOOO! Thanks, ya bastids!

    Fine. May all of you suffer the lyrics of MacArthur Park sung to the M*A*S*H theme song by Barbra Streisand!

    As for that snow boat idea, it’s not only a great idea, it looks COOL! (no pun intended…) I hope Mr. Haney’s idea catches on!

    –TwoDragons

  10. 10
    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    I think there are going to be more than a few Army Combat Engineers looking at this little baby!

    Military application….let your imagination go wild!

  11. 11
    LC Brendan growls and barks:

    BC, that does it.

    Now I bring out my ultimate weapon!!!

    The Hills are alive…with the sound of music, the song they have sung, for a thousnad years………”

  12. 12
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    Brendan, my good chum, I’m thoroughly immune to the insidious nature of that putrid song. I grew up in the boondocks (aka redneck) listening to the beautiful strains of Ted Nugent, AC/DC & Dio.

    Nice try though, mate. :)

    PS: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I’m off to drink copious amounts of adult beverages.

  13. 13
    grub growls and barks:

    I?m putting skis on my jet ski. Patent Pending!

  14. 14
    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    I too shall be drinking copious amounts of adult beverages starting with a flagon of ‘Merkin Bourbon?, followed by copious amounts of *spit* Champagne.
    As much as I wish an eternity of continuously gruesome, excruciating deaths upon every last Frenchman, ya gotta drink Champagne on NYE.

    Yay adult beverages!

    BTW, where can I get an Um, Yeah?

    I though Saad was going to be my little bitch for a while, but it seems he didn’t have the requisite testes to fuck with me over at my house.

    Happy New Year, fellow LCs!!!

    LC TNS

  15. 15
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    TNS,

    Want an Um Yeah? Get him over at PME. The buffoon always cracks me up.

    Happy New Year to all!

  16. 16
    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    B.C.,

    Since you invoked The Nuger, I must add the following:

    Yer face is a Maserati. Yer face is a Maserati. A Mah-ser-rah-teeeee, a Mah-ser-rah-teeee!

    Peace Be Upon The Nuger in his new home in Texas.

    LC TNS

  17. 17
    kat-missouri growls and barks:

    Ear worm? Did I hear a request for an earworm?

    Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.

    I know it’s late, but it is wishing happiness and prosperity for the new year.

    If that one doesn’t kill you as an ear worm, try this one…

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray…

    Happy New Years to all the rotts!

  18. 18
    LC Mamapajamas growls and barks:

    LC & IB Kate: “B.C. I wish the “Small World” choir upon you quid pro quo.”

    Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! OK, now you’ve asked for revenge!

    I used to work at Disney when I was in college, and heard that “Small World” theme on the colliope (sp?) every day, day in day out… and now I’m hearing it again after all these years! ARGGGGGGGH!

    *trying to think up a suitable revenge*

  19. 19
    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.

    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray…

    Pish- Posh.

    Prepare yourselves, LCs. This one doesn’t even have words…

    Tijuana Taxi.

    Hum that to yourselves once, and try and forget it!

    LC TNS

  20. 20
    LC Revandryn, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Ear worms? Ok, since it’s NYE and most hear are adults, how about “Black Velvet”? Or, in dishonor of those who say we’re greedy and not helping enough, we can sing the song “row, row, row your boat” in rounds.

    Happy New Year to all the citizens of the Rott.

  21. 21
    kat-missouri growls and barks:

    Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream…
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!

    Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream…
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!

    Okay, who’s singing with me?

  22. 22
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    We are the Woooorld…
    We are the Childreeeen…
    We are the ones who make a better day, so let’s start giving….

  23. 23
    kat-missouri growls and barks:

    Wait…that’s not nearly insane enough…

    *ahem*

    Michael row your boat ashore, hallelujah!
    Michael row your boat ashore, Hallelujah!

    Sister, furl the main sail now, hallelujah!
    Sister, furl the main sail now, hallelujah!

    Brother give a helping hand, hallelujah
    Brother give a helping hand, hallelujah!

  24. 24
    kat-missouri growls and barks:

    heather…you are evil. LOL

  25. 25
    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    Ahhhhhhhh…

    Here’s a little Cum?Yeah! from over @ PME-

    I like Wikipedia since it is free and accurate and has no bias I can detect.

    Comment by Um Yeah ? December 30, 2004 @ 3:47 pm

    Mmmmmmmm…that’s good idiocy!

    Now to lure him to my blog…

    LC TNS

  26. 26
    kat-missouri growls and barks:

    Okay, time to give the potential trolls something to cry about…

    My country ’tis of thee
    Sweet land of liberty
    Of thee I sing

    Land where my fathers died
    Land of the pilgrim’s pride
    From every mountain side
    Let freedom ring

    My native country, thee,
    Land of the noble free,
    Thy name I love.
    I love thy rocks and rills,
    Thy woods and templed hills;
    My heart with rapture fills
    Like that above.

    Let music swell the breeze,
    And ring from all the trees
    Sweet freedom’s song.
    Let mortal tongues awake;
    Let all that breathe partake;
    Let rocks their silence break,
    The sound prolong.

    Our father’s God to, Thee,
    Author of liberty,
    To Thee we sing.
    Long may our land be bright
    With freedom’s holy light;
    Protect us by Thy might,
    Great God, our King!

  27. 27
    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    That’ll make their little Moonbat heads implode like so much bubble-wrap.

    I find the Star-Spangled Banner to be a little “sticky”, too.

    People like me, who are slightly manic, are often said to experience “sticky thoughts”. Sometimes for me, it’s a song, or someone’s name (like “Helen Chenoweth”), or a particular musical passage I’ve been working on, that just rattles around in my skull for a day at a time.

    I always experience a little schadenfreude? when I manage to inflict an ear-worm on someone else!

    LC TNS

  28. 28
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    TNS,

    This is what another PME troll had to say :

    oh, and I don?t like to be lumped together with UY.

    Comment by Tom Shipley

    That’s sad, isn’t it?

    (snicker)

    They’ve invented a new term over there: “UmYeahisms” I guess that would be any word that should contain an apostrophe but doesn’t.

  29. 29
    Um Yeah growls and barks:

    I dont have to make resoletions for new year, liberals NEVER get fat!

  30. 30
    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    So Mikey Moo-er is a conservative now, Cum?Yeah! ?

  31. 31
    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    A Happy and Prosperous New Year to all in the Rottweiler Empire!

  32. 32
    LC Mamapajamas growls and barks:

    Happy New Year, fellow Rotties :D

  33. 33

    Kat-Missouri (with a special howdy-doo to Mrs. Heather too) I see your Michael and We are the World and raise you a rousing rendition of Tell It On The Mountain by Peter, Paul and Mary … 2 minutes and 54 seconds of rousing earnest idealism.

    [Chorus:]
    Go tell it on the mountain, over the hill and everywhere
    Go tell it on the mountain, to let My people go.

    Who’s that yonder dressed in red, let My people go
    Must be the children that Moses led, let My people go
    Who’s that yonder dressed in red,
    Must be the children that Moses led
    Go tell it on the mountain, to let My people go.

    [Chorus]

    Who’s that yonder dressed in white, let My people go
    Must be the children of the Israelite, let My people go
    Who’s that yonder dressed in white,
    Must be the children of the Israelite
    Go tell it on the mountain, to let My people go

    [Chorus]

    Who’s that yonder dressed in black, let My people go
    Must be the hypocrites turnin’ back, let My people go
    Who’s that yonder dressed in black,
    Must be the hypocrites turnin’ back

    [Chorus]

    You’re welcome.

    Love, Kate

  34. 34
    Parallel growls and barks:

    Propel, propel, propel your yacht
    placidly down the solution;
    exotically, exotically, exotically, exotically,
    life is but an illusion!

  35. 35
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    You know I can’t smile without you!

    I can’t laugh without you!

    I can’t dance! I can’t sing! I’m finding it hard to do anything!….

  36. 36
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    “I write the songs that make the whoooooooole world sing…”

  37. 37
    LC Brendan growls and barks:

    No..God no…he used Barry Manilow!!!

    GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    gibbers incoherently

  38. 38
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Or, as Hubby refers to him as:

    Mary Banilow!

  39. 39
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    You came along just like a song
    And brightened my day
    Who’da believed that you were part of a dream?
    Now it all seems light years away

  40. 40
    LC Monster Kabasue growls and barks:

    Hello every one! Happy New Year, I am off to play this buzz out with some driveing games on my computer.

  41. 41
    LC Denita TwoDragons, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Happy New Year, everyone! I’m reeking of spent fireworks and bonfire smoke, pleasantly stuffed on grilled ribeye steak and shots of vodka, and absolutely content with the auspicious birth-pangs of 2005. I hope everyone else is having as much fun as I did! :-)

    –TwoDragons

  42. 42
    George Turner growls and barks:

    LC Brendan made the first Rott comment of 2005! Woohoo! (According to the Rott clock).

  43. 43
    LC Sir Lawrence growls and barks:

    I am severely disappointed that no one has yet remembered the ultimate earworm…

    Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    A tale of a fateful trip
    That started from this tropic port
    Aboard this tiny ship

    The mate was a mighty sailin’ man
    The skipper brave and sure
    Five passengers set sail that day
    For a three hour tour…
    A three hour tour…

  44. 44
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    To my horror, I’ve been afflicted recently with the “Kyle’s Mom is a Big Fat Bitch” song from South Park.

    I can’t get it out of my mind!!!!! (bangs head on desk repeatedly)

    In the spirit of sharing with my fellow LCs, here’s a link to the mp3 of that song.

    CLICK HERE (If you dare)

    ;)

  45. 45

    I always liked “It’s hard to be a Jew at Christmas” by Kyle. Get it here.

  46. 46
    Natasha G.L.O.R.&I.P.P.W. growls and barks:

    ….’Cause I’m a Jew, a lonely Jew… At Christmas…” Fuck it! I drank a small country’s GDP worth in one night.I love expensive booze! Happy New Year, you damn Right-Wing Conspirators! From the KGB to yo’ Mamma! :)

  47. 47
    Mark growls and barks:

    You know I can’t smile without you!

    I can’t laugh without you!

    I can’t dance! I can’t sing! I’m finding it hard to do anything!….

    Ditto, Heather.

    Happy New Year to all!

  48. 48
    Mike_H growls and barks:

    Thank you Kat, for at least giving us Peter, Paul, and Mary. I was afrain that you were going to subject us to the Jim Neighbors version for a minute.

    I’d rather take the Barry Manilow, with a side of Culture Club. /shudder /twitch

  49. 49
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    “Meeeeeeeeeeeem’ries,
    Like the corners of my mind
    Misty water-colored memories
    Of the way we weeeeere”

    *Ducks and runs for cover*

  50. 50
    LC Robert From NC growls and barks:

    Barry Manilow, the “nucular” option of earworms. I wonder if Liquid Plumber will work to get the song-clog out?

  51. 51
    LC Robert From NC growls and barks:

    Mmmmmmmm, Liquid Plumber…urp…

  52. 52
    anstranger growls and barks:

    Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean……..
    Does that help?

  53. 53

    If we’re going with Mannilow, how about …

    Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
    With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.
    She would merengue and do the cha-cha
    And while she tried to be a star
    Tony always tended bar.
    Across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
    They were young and they had each other
    Who could ask for more?

    Oh God … I think I’ve infected myself …

  54. 54

    PIMF

    Sorry for the squeezed together lyrics. But hey, you can still hear it can’t you?

    At the copa (co!) Copacabana (copacabana)
    The hottest spot north of Havana …

  55. 55
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Kate,

    Reminds me that hubby wants us to take ballroom dancing lessons soon. I’d much prefer the salsa, though.

    cha!cha!cha!

  56. 56
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kate! What have you done!?!?!?

    You’ve unleashed THE BEAST!!!!!!

  57. 57
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    I’d much prefer salsa, though.

    Me too, mrs heather.

    Out of all the brand names, I think Pace is the best.

    I like those Tostitos scoop shaped chips too.

    ;)

  58. 58
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    LOL, EM!

    FWIW, the best salsa I’ve found is the homemade stuff I find at the “Vallarta Cantina” here where I live.

    Goes good with black eyed peas. Everyone does remember to eat those today for good luck, right?

  59. 59
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Though a good picante sauce is pretty tasty also….

    I bet TwoDragons or one of the other Texas dwelling LCs have some good salsa recipes.

    Er, wait a minute!

    You weren’t talking about dancing, were you?

    D’oh!

    Curse that Jagermeister!

    Those JagerBombs (double shot of Jagermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull energy drink) will be the death of me!

    Cheers!

  60. 60
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Why……yes.

    I did remember….to eat some black eyed peas…….for luck.

    Be right back!

    *sounds of door slamming and tires screeching as E-Man heads to the store in search of black eyed peas*

    ;)

  61. 61
    LC Bishop, Imperial Titweasel growls and barks:

    I’m surprised nobody wheeled out these horrors:

    Muskrat Love… Urgh. ‘Nuff said)

    Or:
    Loving You is easy
    ’cause you’re beatiful…
    doot-un dooty dee-oo
    AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

    (Last line sung with ultrasonic fingernails-on-blackboard/”OMG, I’ve passed a kidney stone brick” type shriek)

  62. 62

    Muskrat Love … OMFG, that song was so … BAD. Speaking of bad songs with fake animals in ‘em …

    Lest we forget:

    Went to a party the other night
    All the ladies were treating me right
    Moving my feet to the disco beat
    How in the world could I keep my seat

    All of a sudden I began to change
    I was on the dance floor acting strange
    Flapping my arms I began to cluck
    Look at me..
    I’m the disco duck ….

    Don’t make me quote the chorus …

  63. 63
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Not to worry , Kate!

    I will!

    MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Disco Duck Lyrics including chorus.

    Including such gems as:

    Got to have me a woman

    Oh get down mama

    Oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha

    (click if you dare)

    *guffaw*

  64. 64
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    How about this one: I Am Woman

    I am woman hear me roar
    In numbers too big to ignore
    And I know too much to go back an’ pretend
    ’cause I’ve heard it all before
    And I’ve been down there on the floor
    No one’s ever gonna keep me down again

    (CHORUS:)
    Oh yes I am wise
    But it’s wisdom born of pain
    Yes, I’ve paid the price
    But look how much I gained
    If I have to, I can do anything
    I am strong (strong)
    I am invincible (invincible)
    I am woman

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    You go girl! *snicker* *chuckle* guffaw*

    Disclaimer: If any of the G.L.O.R.s are annoyed with the chauvinistic sneering tone of this post, It was copious amounts of “hair of the dog” that made me do it!

    ;)

  65. 65
    Derwood growls and barks:

    Let’s do the Time Warp again!
    (ad infinitum)

  66. 66

    Disclaimer: If any of the G.L.O.R.s are annoyed with the chauvinistic sneering tone of this post, It was copious amounts of “hair of the dog” that made me do it!

    Annoyed? ROFL As if. Not even close. I’m right there with you. I keep thinking of Jane Fonda and how vagina-friendly this song is …

  67. 67
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Kate,

    I figured that while I’m still semi-coherent despite the consumption of leftover champagne and Jagermeister, I’d post a disclaimer as a CMA.

    I didn’t think I needed to but I opted for the “descretion is the better part of valor” option anyway.

    Just in case.

    And since I’m in a linking mood and you mentioned the “vagina-friendly” Jane Fonda, I present:

    The Jane Fonda speech at the National Women’s Leadership Summit

    Click on the link and let the “soft, hot, emphatic, breathing, authentic, vagina-friendly, relational lava” encircle and smother you.

    *blub*

  68. 68
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Everything done by Wham!, I dedicate to Mark.

  69. 69
    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    …ballroom dancing…

    Anything like this?

  70. 70
    LC mrs heather, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    LOL!

    This had better not be what Hubby is talking about. (This is his idea, not mine)

  71. 71
    LC Bishop, Imperial Titweasel growls and barks:

    Well BC, with one that size, there certaily would be plenty of ball-room.

  72. 72
    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    Champagne and Jagermeister!? Holy fuck…..no wonder you’re known as Elephant Man!!

  73. 73
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Joe D.,

    I’d be crazy to drink that Jagermeister “straight up”.

    I’m dropping shots of that elixer into glasses of Red Bull energy drink.

    It’s kind of like a mutant “Boilermaker”.

    Jager-Bombs give E-Man a buzz with “pep“!

    ;)

  74. 74
    Mark growls and barks:

    Looked at the “Ball Room” picture, and this chinese proverb came to mind immediately:

    It’s good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!

  75. 75
    Asshole at 61.1.237.190 growls and barks:

    Ah, spoofers:  Can’t live with ‘em, can’t kick their asses (usually ’cause they’re hiding behind mommy’s skirt).

    Guess we’ll just have to ban ‘im. (snicker)  -The Management™]

  76. 76
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Thanks for smacking down the spoofer, Lord Spatula.

    Actually, it’s kind of vindicating that I’ve put such a dent in some moonbat troll’s psyche that spoofing me has become its obsession.

    I can rest assured that a sniveling troll knows that I kicked its ass so hard that its reduced to spoofing me in a pathetic attempt at “revenge”.

    Everytime it spoofs me, it’s actually saying:

    I’m E-Man’s bitch

    (And when the fucknugget is stomped on by “The Management”, it becomes the “The Management’s bitch” as well)

    A “killing two birds with one stone” kind of thing.

    *guffaw*

  77. 77
    JosephMendiola growls and barks:

    “Without Mother Necessity, Where would we be?” -brought to you by your 1960′s-1980′s ABC Saturday Morning Cartoons, the Bugs Bunny-Road Runner Hour, Fat ALbert, Groovy Ghoulies and Archie, etal.; as well as Sunday’s Kung Fu/Black Belt?Martial Arts and assorted retro-programming. etc. * “Conjunction Junction, whats your/that Function”, “I’m just a Bill, …only a Bill, and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill”,………..@!

  78. 78
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Above spoofer translated:

    I’m E-Man’s (and The Management’s) dumb fucking bitch, I’m positive about it.

    Apparently the “The Gimp” is so proud of its bitch status, the ass-monkey is compelled to demonstrate it time and again.