Mining Fresh Veins of Idiotarianism

With moonbats as thick as bees we’re hard pressed to find the apex of tsunami idiocy, but then we stumbled across the Centre for Research on Globalization ( and this insane article. It’s worth a visit just to read it, but please restrain yourself from their discussion forum and topics like “KERRY ,BUSH,ROCKEFELLER ARE MEMBERS OF THE ILLUMINIST SATANI“.

The article’s questions cover the gamut of paranoid stupidity, from the simple ones

1. Why were the Indian Ocean countries’ governments not informed?

2. Did US authorities monitoring seismographic data have knowledge of the earthquake prior to its actual occurrence at 00.57 GMT on the 26th of December?

3. Why is the US military Calling the Shots on Humanitarian Relief

To the inevitable

Why has a senior commander involved in the invasion of Iraq been assigned to lead the US emergency relief program?

Yep. It’s all a vast American conspiracy, and this from the same nut who thinks the US military has weather control technology. After the usual blabbering about Bush and global warming he cuts right to the chase.

While global warming is undoubtedly an important factor, it does not fully account for these extreme and unusual weather patterns.

Weather Warfare

The significant expansion in America’s weather warfare arsenal, which is a priority of the Department of Defense is not a matter for debate or discussion. While, environmentalists blame the Bush administration for not having signed the Kyoto protocol, the issue of “weather warfare”, namely the manipulation of weather patterns for military use is never mentioned.

The US Air Force has the capability of manipulating climate either for testing purposes or for outright military-intelligence use. These capabilities extend to the triggering of floods, hurricanes, droughts and earthquakes.

Yep. Just armor up with a good ol’ US Air Force +7 Smasher of Super Secret Seismic Strength? and be done with it. I wonder what paranoid lunacy of this magnitude rates on the Richter scale? The only people I can think of who are dumber than this are in the European Parliament, passing Resolution 28.1.99 that opposes US weather and mind control technology. I am not, I repeat, not making this up.

24. Considers HAARP (High Frequency Active Auroral Research Project) by virtue of its far-reaching impact on the environment to be a global concern and calls for its legal, ecological and ethical implications to be examined by an international independent body before any further research and testing; regrets the repeated refusal of the United States Administration to send anyone in person to give evidence to the public hearing or any subsequent meeting held by its competent committee into the environmental and public risks connected with the HAARP programme currently being funded in Alaska;

HAARP broadcasts in the HF radio band, right in there along with the BBC World Service, though the BBC runs at higher power levels. Of course our frigates radiate more power than HAARP, but then we’re talking about the primitive fears of a people whose skies were dominated by a general who said, “Radio aids contain boxes with coils, and I don’t like boxes with coils ? Hermann G”ring.” So when you’re out of airspeed, out of altitude, out of options, and your black box just contains contraband French cheese, bail out.”

However, I can see why the US refused to send anyone in to these European hearings. With Dr. Vincent Honeydew and Beaker tied up, the military is understandably reluctant to risk having an Air Force sergeant laugh in the faces of foreign “dignitaries” who obviously listen to clandestine broadcasts from Art Bell.

25. Requests the Scientific and Technological Options Assessment (STOA) Panel to agree to examine the scientific and technical evidence provided in all existing research findings on HAARP to assess the exact nature and degree of risk that HAARP poses both to the local and global environment and to public health generally;

All that for a low-frequency diesel-powered steerable beam radio transmitter on the other side of the fucking planet. Meanwhile Europe is upgrading their very own version, EISCAT with three times the radiated power. Go figure?

27. Calls for an international convention introducting a global ban on all developments and deployments of weapons which might enable any form of manipulation of human being;

The European Parliament is just quoting, who say

The mental-disruption possibilities for HAARP are the most disturbing.

For example, one of the papers describing this use was from the International Red Cross in Geneva. It even gave the frequency ranges where these effects could occur — the same ranges which HAARP is capable of broadcasting.

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?!!! Honestly, I think someone’s already zapped their wittle brains with signals (maybe the BBC’s own drivel being pumped by the megawatt into the HF band), so HAARP might at least act as a useful jammer.

So somehow Europeans, and not just average Europeans but their “elite intelligentsia”, are dumb enough to think a short-wave radio station in Alaska, running at common international power levels, is going to catastrophically alter Europe’s climate and induce mental problems in Europeans, as if Europeans didn’t have enough of those already, while Canadians seem convinced we have seismic and hurricane technology. In the face of all this stupidity, how could our military even run a respectable disinformation campaign? Mheh?


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    LC Bishop, Imperial Titweasel growls and barks:

    Forget our insidious needlessly large weather machines, we’ve obviously developed a Stupidity Bomb and have dropped the first two on Global Research and the European parlaiment.

    No blood for Earl!

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    Dad of Imamommy growls and barks:

    One small correction to your on the point post, Oh Most Wise One, (bowing and scraping with eyes averted), but it was Dr. Bunson Honeydew, not Vincent. Other than that, right on the money.

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    George Turner growls and barks:

    Vincent must be the brother you don’t hear much about, kind of like with the Oppenheimers. After Bunsen was killed in a tragic lab explosion (and I am NOT blaming Beaker) Vincent took over the program.

    I think.

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    LC Brendan growls and barks:

    Someone email this to them

    Idiots who killed thousands

    Right now I dont know whether to laugh, cry, or just go off in a corner and try and get the images of the dead out of my mind.

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    CDR Will growls and barks:

    Regarding LC Brendan’s post:

    Didn’t India spend hundreds of millions of dollars to join the Nuke Club of the world in a race against Pakistan?

    This same country can’t even do a simple thing like keep track of who is who in their own government?

    Hoooo Boy!

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    Don growls and barks:

    The ACLU needs to get A-CLUE!

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    Neuroto growls and barks:

    “…who obviously listen to clandestine broadcasts from Art Bell.”

    Is there any possibility of leaving Art Bell out of this? His show is valuable if I have to drive long distances at night.

    Listening to music is a sure-fire short cut to falling asleep at the wheel for me, even starting out fresh. Talk radio engages my mind, rather than narcotizing it with repetitive beats. Any talk show will do, but Art Bell is the best. Many is the night, on that long pull up I-5, that I warded off sleep with marathon sessions of hollering, “Bullshit!”, or “Oh come on, now!”, during a broadcast of Coast To Coast.

    Art Bell is safety equipment.

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    N. O'Brain, IMfUI growls and barks:

    Rollie (sp?) James broadcasts out of Philly, and her bumper says “Direct from the lunatic fringe”

    Last night she questioned whether the US government shot down that hijacked 9/11 plane over Penna. because the passangers were about to win the fight and take back the plane!!!!

    I swear I am not making this up.

    I, BTW, ended up yelling at the radio. A pretty lunatic action all by itself.

    N. O’Brain
    Imperial Minister for Useless Information

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    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    CDR Will

    Exactly. Millions upon millions spent on schemes and programmes except those that will benefit their own people.

    Something happens and others (guess who?) have to make up the shortfall.

    In an area renowned for such disasters on a regular basis, one would think that they would have a similar organization to Canada’s DART (Disaster Response Team) of Military personnel.
    A highly mobile system of a field hospital, water purification and engineers is in place and Canada never has earthquakes and tsunamis of this magnitude….yet.

    These, in addition to a Warning System, are well within the economic capabilities of India …..if they weren’t hell bent on becoming a nuclear power.

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    CDR Will growls and barks:

    Not only that, Joe Camel, but their predominant religion, Hindu, forbids doing anything to assist the poor or downtrodden for fear of upsetting Karma.

    So, the Western nations (U.S.) are stingy because we don’t do enough? How convenient to have a religion that allows you to ignore suffering among the least of your people while building WMD to protect your elite class.

    Gotta love it.

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    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:

    Art Bell is safety equipment? Art Bell is a fucking nitwit who makes much moolah from the stupidity and gullibility of an ever increasing swarm of Moonbats.

    Is there an organization like Ducks Unlimited but called Moonbats Unlimited? You know….dedicated to the preservation of our wetlands and the care and feeding of moonbats.

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    LC Bishop, Imperial Titweasel growls and barks:

    Point, Joe! Do you think we could keep the moonbats on the wetlands as well?

    Think of the year round hunting benefits:

    “Sorry, Mr. Rall, I thought you were a duck!”

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    Silk growls and barks:

    Beaker!!! HAHAHAHA.


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    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    It would appear that the EUnuchs have been drinking tainted wine and reading the deluded ramblings of these idiots.

    (Note: There are HOURS upon HOURS of P.A.L.* material if you just follow the links from that site to wherever they may lead you.)

    *—Pointing & Laughing

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    LC Bishop, Imperial Titweasel growls and barks:

    BC, that site is fargin BRILLIANT!

    I don’t think either FrankJ or Iowahawk could do a spoof site that was funnier, and these guys are serious!

    Thanks for the link.

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    LC Bishop, I’ve had that site in my “Faves” for a long time. I just never thought I’d actually get a chance to link to it in a Real World Situation?. Whoddathunkit? πŸ˜‰

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    fdcol63 growls and barks:

    Sounds like David Ickes is on the loose again! LOL

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    LC Brian B, WotAP growls and barks:

    Let’s not forget that the PAcific Tsunami Warning Center could have added any of those countries to it’s warning network for a cost to those nations of $0 dollars.

    That’s right.


    And they never bothered to sign up.

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    Gay Black Helicopter Pilot growls and barks:

    Without these people, i wouldn’t even exist!

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    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    Somebody’s watched The Core too many times.

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    GBHP, for that, we’re grateful to ’em. πŸ™‚

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    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:


    Don’t EVER, EVER, EVER to that to me again!!!

    5 minutes at that site and I was convinced that the USA/Canada was finished. After drinking all the diet Pepsi and Coke, our blood sugar was going to be so low that the 200,000,000 Red Chinese who have been hiding in Mexico will be able to come accross the border and enslave us.

    Aided by the Chemtrails (aerated Ritalin and Prozac) their strike would be unchallenged by all the drugged up populace.

    Is Hitlers grandaughter really going to run in the next election if they change the rules…and…….oh……I feel faint………….fuck it… my Harley still loves me………sleeeeeeeeeeppppppp.

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    Daniel growls and barks:

    my Smasher is only +5… do you think it will still get the job done?

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    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:

    *whew* Oh, goodness…

    That site is positively mind-bendingly hilarious!

    I’ve literally been pointing and laughing.

    That couldn’t possibly be for real, but none of my instruments have been able to detect any measurable emmisions of Ironitons or Sarcasmoquarks– let alone the largest and easiest to detect of comedey particles, the Satironeutrino.

    I can’t avert my glance. It’s hypnotic in it’s idiocy.

    LC TNS

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    B.C., Imperial Torturer? growls and barks:

    TNS, they’re absolutely, positively, unequivocably, wholeheartedly serious in their Fucknuggetedness?.

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    LC TripleNeckSteel growls and barks:



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    Gay Black Helicopter Pilot growls and barks:

    i picked up one of those Reptoids once…

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    kschlenker growls and barks:

    About that looney bin site, isn’t weird how they always try to link to a real scientific site like NASA to back up their nonsense? Then if you check the website they cite, it doesn’t back a single dang point they are desperately trying to make.

    As for–I am trying to remember where I saw it, but weren’t some of these losers at the G8 Summit that turned into nightmare back a few years ago in Seattle? Not to mention Genoa…

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    robert in england growls and barks:

    It’s not our elitist intelligentsia, it’s our elitist, leftist, anti-american, venal, corrupt junk science creating intelligentsia.
    These people are arseholes, just ignore them – we do.

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:


    They’re on to us!

    Well, just so long as it doesn’t affect our Halliburton stock or our weekly allotments of that sweet iraqi crude oil……

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    Bezymianny growls and barks:

    Hi- this is my first post in the Imperial Domain, though I’ve been lurking for a bit. I had to post because the psychotic lunacy of weenie ‘environmentalists’ who are suggesting that BushHitler, Inc. CAUSED the earthquake either through bullshit science or fucking global warming. These fuckwits who ‘care so much for the planet’ have not even the most basic clue about geology.

    The reason 110,000 people are dead (and probably many more to come) is because the fucking Indian and Eurasian plates slipped. The fucking face of the earth moved, like it has done for billions of years, and like it will continue to do until G*d decrees otherwise. Perhaps the ignorance of Indian ocean goverments of the risk of tsunami contributed to the scale of the catastrophe, but whatever other Bhaal-like powers George W. has, he cannot use the Dark Side of the Force to move tectonic plates. As for global fucking warming, earthquakes are as old as the Earth itself– of course they have been there during periods when the climate was FAR different when it is today.

    If ‘environmentalists’ actually knew something about the environment, maybe they might shut their holes. On second thought, maybe not.

    Furthermore, if the USA CAN cause earthquakes at will, then why have we permitted tsunami to repeatedly kill people in Hawaii and why have we permitted the earthquakes that continually pound the West Coast?

    Oh, yeah… I forgot – those disasters kill Democrats. Silly me. :>

    The developments in the aftermath of this disaster have proven to me that all those drugs have destroyed whatever brain cells the average DU fucknut has left. Anyway, wish you all the best and Happy New Year…

    [Welcome, Bezy.&#160 We in the Empire are pleased you have arrived so that the Emperor himself can complete your Dark Side&#153 training…mheh.&#160 :-)&#160 -The Management&#153]

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    Walter E. Wallis growls and barks:

    Art Bell really went to the dark side. He is a de facto electrical engineer by virtue of his rado training and ham radio experience, and yet he has allowed his slot to be taken over by the anti-sciences. Shame on him.

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    Patriotduck growls and barks:

    1. Why were the Indian Ocean countries’ governments not informed? God must have forgot to tell us ahead of time. Sorry

    2. Did US authorities monitoring seismographic data have knowledge of the earthquake prior to its actual occurrence at 00.57 GMT on the 26th of December? Geez, “What did they know> And when did they know it?”- Paging Cynthia McKinney, line one please…

    3. Why is the US military Calling the Shots on Humanitarian Relief? Because we won’t steal aid money or force locals into prostitution like the French in their Ivory Coast “Humanitarian” mission. We are also a good natured and capable people (see also the answer to number 4)- America is a leader, not a follower

    4. Why has a senior commander involved in the invasion of Iraq been assigned to lead the US emergency relief program?”Well, let’s see. Maybe after running a huge operation in a theatre or war involving hundreds of thousands of troops, etc.

    These people are un-friggin’-believable…

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    Patriotduck growls and barks:

    Sorry- didn’t complete the thought to #4- The answer in a word.Logistics. Our military is very good at logistics.

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    Yatalli growls and barks:

    The National Earthquake Information Center is pretty damn timely in posting earthquake information. It may not get reviewed immediately but the occurence is reported promptly. I have no doubt but that Indian scientists are capable of using the internet, analyzing the data, and making a phone call. Ditto the Australians and the Thais. Now we have to do their basic science for them as well? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

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    Fox2! growls and barks:

    Isn’t there a cliche that says, when it comes to the military sciences, amateurs study tactics, dilettantes study strategy, while professionals study logistics?

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    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    back to the alien thing, i swear to G*d, i was driving from the Mojave Desert area to the Death Valley area on Christmas night, after midnight, on my way to Pahrump, NV (which i just learned is Art Bell’s HQ) and on my way to the town of Shoshone, deep in the desert, my high beams started flickering on and off, which scared the shit out of me, all alone. I figured it was just ’cause i had had them on for an hour straight.

    But after reading all this alien stuff about Mojave and silver objects and such, i’m not sure anymore.

    seriously that happened to me just six days ago.

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    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    it was halfway between Baker and Shoshone, as seen in this map of the Death Valley area

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:


    At least you weren’t attacked by the sinister Moving Rocks of Racetrack Playa


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    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    at least not that i know of Elephant Man

    the truth IS out there….WAAAAY out there.

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    To be honest with you Christopher, driving alone in the middle of the night through Death Valley would creep me out.

    Having your headlights start flickering for no reason…….Oh, man….

    Perhaps your vehicle was affected by……

    The Ancient Civilization Beneath Death Valley

    *cues X-Files Theme*

    The only source of knowledge is experience…” — Albert Einstein


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    Trippin growls and barks:

    Check out this interesting discussion on their forum – just one lonesome fuckhead either (a) talking to himself or (b) deleting messages from anyone but himself. He even complains to his audience of zero that nobody seems interested in his topic. LOL!

    What are these guys “researching” anyway? The result of ingesting vast quanities of liquid mercury, and it’s effect on the brain? I think we have an answer!

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    LC Joseph Dromedary growls and barks:


    Halfway between Baker and Shoshone… that before or after Mel’s Hole and the Hopi Grandfathers?

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Joe D.,

    I haven’t been to Death Valley or California since I was a little kid. (It was on a family road trip)

    Christopher is the one who’d be able to answer your question.

    I was throwing out links to strange and wierd stories about Death Valley that I read about over the years. I figured it would tie in to the “strange flickering of his headlights” story that he told in an earlier post.

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    Carridine growls and barks:

    1. Why were the Indian Ocean countries’ governments not informed?

    !- They didn’t make known the people to contact, hence when it came time to contact them, NO ONE KNEW the people to call!

    2. Did US authorities monitoring seismographic data have knowledge of the earthquake prior to its actual occurrence at 00.57 GMT on the 26th of December?

    !-Good God! No, HOW could they?

    3. Why is the US military Calling the Shots on Humanitarian Relief?

    !-Because America cares enough to do something appropriate; Because America has the moral authority to do so; Because the UN is crippled and because the US military has appropriate experience in mobilizing logistics.

    Kerry, however, is NOT permitted near the relief efforts.

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    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    Hey Carradine! Did you experience any Tsunami effects in your part of Thailand?

    On the Death Valley thing, do you mean this LC Joe D?

    Here is a very cool California map.

    That whole area was really weird at night, having passed Edwards AFB an hour earlier. Saw blinking lights on the military reservation next to highway 127, which i assumed was an LZ of some sort. But for whom?

    It was not long after that that my brights started flickering intermittently.

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    LC Christopher growls and barks:

    Holy Sh%t, this discussion reminds me that on that same stretch of highway, approaching Shoshone that night, i saw what looked like a shooting star, but it went straight down (into where Las Vegas would be). Hadn’t seen such a vertical trajectory in a meteorite before.

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    Glutton for Punishment growls and barks:

    I’ve had the Aussie left slamming me for my coverage of the tsunami, and thought I’d offer my insensitive ass up to the right (for balance) since you have a thread going.

    They didn’t find the humor in my comment in the silver lining of the tsunami, nor did they seem to like my “let them eat pork” comment on supplies, or essentially calling the world racist for responding to this disaster, not others that were not only far worst, but truly preventable.

    Thoughts are appreciated

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    Lord Spatula I, K&T growls and barks:

    Thoughts are appreciated

    Well, I went and looked, and it appeared to me as if you were blasting the US for the same thing Eegland was last week – being “stingy”.

    If that’s not the case, please advise.&#160 But good Cthulu&#153, man – we’ve only started in with the help to the tune of $110 million or so – what more do you want from us, man?

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    Mark growls and barks:

    But good Cthulu?, man – we’ve only started in with the help to the tune of $110 million or so – what more do you want from us, man?

    You say: $110m, but my beloved Daily Mirror puts this figure at œ180m (second only to Japan – œ260m). Who’s right?

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    Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant growls and barks:

    Mark, the first reports I’d heard of placed it at $75 mil from the private sector, $35 mil from the public.&#160 They were separate news stories, and obviously the figures have changed since then.

    Besides, you’re comparing pounds and dollars here, it looks like.

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