Articles from July 2004



Give Us That 100 Grand!!

The City of Lost Wages is going to piss away $100,000 looking for the cause of “Stench of Fremont Street.” Hell, they can throw that “bling-bling” our way because we already know the answer to the mystery: Michael Moore Slept Here! “I’m not a connoisseur,” said City Engineer Charlie Kajkowski. “But it smells.” See? That

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Messing With Your Brains

(Thanks to LC Rob for this submission) At first, we thought it was a joke, but it isn’t: July 28, 2004 Posted 12:56 AM Eastern NewsWithViews.com This past spring, the Illinois General Assembly passed a new bill requiring compulsory mental health screening for children and pregnant women; it was signed into law by Governor Blagojevich.

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Al-Masri Brigades Threaten Europe

I’ve already mentioned the latest infantile bleatings from the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades, which named themselves after a piece of worthless goat shit who killed 58 tourists in al-Uxur, Egypt, along with involvement in the African embassy bombings and other poorly executed fuck-ups, until of course we liberated his limbs from his bedsheet-wearing body back

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More Joys of EU Socialism

Or why Doc Adams will give you a shot of whisky before pulling the bullet out with a pair of blacksmith’s tongs, as explained in an article from today’s UK Guardian. NHS hit by crisis over doctors’ hours Most NHS hospitals in England will find it difficult to operate legally from Sunday when a European

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Alamoudi Pleads Guilty

The Washington Post, that bastion of biased journalism, has an eyebrow raising article today. The background story has been known for quite some time, and there’s really nothing new here that wasn’t blogged by Jihad Watch back in 2003. However it does merit a quick review. A prominent American Muslim activist charged with accepting hundreds

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The Lobster Liberation Front

Okay, who are these inbred oxygen thieving vermin in the Lobster Liberation Front, and more importantly, how long do you think can they breathe underwater? Lobster Liberation Front declares war on fishermen Police are investigating a claim by an animal rights extremist group that it was responsible for releasing a fisherman’s lobsters, seriously damaging his

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Mdecin Sans Frontires Retreats from the Frontier

Yes, it’s true, yet another group gives up in the face of threats and terrorist attacks. Vickie Hawkins was the acting head of the Mdecin Sans Frontires mission in Afghanistan when a Toyota Land Cruiser that had been carrying five of her colleagues was dragged back to the agency’s compound without them. The five aid

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Candidates and Accused Murderers

This ABC story got my attention. U.S. Soldier Faces Iraq Murder Charges HANAU, Germany July 28, 2004 ? The first U.S. soldier charged with murder in Iraq emerged from a military investigative hearing in Germany on Wednesday confident that he will not have to face a court-martial after his former commander praised him as “trustworthy

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More Hostages?

The BBC has a story about some Kenyan hostages in Iraq who were driving trucks for a Kuwaiti company. Captured a week ago, the Kenyans are among seven lorry drivers being held by The Holders of the Black Banners. The group has threatened to kill the men if their Kuwaiti employers do not pull out

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They Hate Us, They Really, Really Hate Us!

…and considering the ones that have turned us into objects of their hatred (or, say rather, continue to hate us since nothing’s really changed in a significant way there), we couldn’t be more pleased. The day that the french, the Jihadi Extremist Radical Muslims (or JERMs for short), the commies and various and sundry other

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