Posts belonging to Category Idiotarians'

Warm Thoughts for the Holidays

With New Year’s Eve fast upon us let your heart be warmed by this story, already noted by Tim Blair. Group holds fast to Kerry cause with Beacon Hill vigil The election is long over. A new year is starting, and even most of the more ardent liberals are moving on. But in Louisburg Square

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Short should get back on the Short Bus

Clare Short accuses Bush of undermining the UN relief efforts. United States President George Bush was tonight accused of trying to undermine the United Nations by setting up a rival coalition to coordinate relief following the Asian tsunami disaster. It’s not a rival coalition, it’s an option to use what works instead of waiting on

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Mining Fresh Veins of Idiotarianism

With moonbats as thick as bees we’re hard pressed to find the apex of tsunami idiocy, but then we stumbled across the Centre for Research on Globalization (www.globalresearch.ca) and this insane article. It’s worth a visit just to read it, but please restrain yourself from their discussion forum and topics like “KERRY ,BUSH,ROCKEFELLER ARE MEMBERS

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No War for Organs!

How did this MEMRI translation of an article from Brussels escape our attention? “Secret European military intelligence reports indicate the transformation of the American humanitarian mission in Iraq into a profitable trade in the American markets through the practice of American physicians extracting human organs from the dead and wounded, before they are put to

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More Idiotarian Grinches…

It’s amazing how, considering how Massive Mounds of Moronitude such as James Wolcott keep claiming that it isn’t so, stories like this one keep popping up (tip o’ the crown to LC Joe Dromedary): HAMPTON – A parent of a Hampton Academy Junior High School student says the principal of the school told his son

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Another “Why Do They Hate Us?” Moron Speaks Up

…and our Imperial Answer is, as always: “We don’t give a flying fuck with a paraplegic condor, we just want them to realize that hating us is a very, very bad idea.” Nevertheless, the temptation to toy a bit with this Idiotarian provided to us by LC John was simply too great. Saturday, December 4,

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Oh Those Christmas Traditions…

…one of which, at least if you’re a Barking Moonbat writing shoddy copy for a “newspaper”, is to dig out stories about how we should all feel bad while carving the turkey or whatnot for all of the poooooor people in the world. After all, it’s our fault and our fault alone that they’re starving.

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And Now… Idiotarians

Since it seems that the entire Imperial Staff has taken December off (you won’t get paid, you lazy b*stitches), we guess that it’s up to us to keep up the Yuletide spirit by flinging invective and scorn at the morons polluting the gene pool. And what better than molesting the midget-wits of Common Dreams and

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The Crazier They Come…

Of course, by now we all know about the new ailment tormenting the Lefty Moonbats of our proud nation, P.E.S.T. (Post Election Selection Trauma), but here, thanks to the diligence of LC Joe Dromedary, we have a report of just what goes on at those therapy sessions of the Loony Left. Brace yourselves as we

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Oh For the Love of BOB, You Stupid Mick!

(With profound apologies to all of our LCs with Irish roots, we’re not talking about you) But first, before we proceed to the topic, let us throw ourselves at all of your mercies (and don’t tell us that you know the meaning of the word “mercy” or you can hand in your LCs to the

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