Posts belonging to Category A.-I. Whup-ass'

“Bush and I Were Lieutenants”

(Link thanks to LC & IB Chuck Simmins, among others) No, not Bush and I, but Bush and the author of this fine letter to the editor. You see, COL William Campenni (retired) actually served in the same unit as President Bush did, back in his Air National Guard days. He was there, unlike the

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Affirmative Action Racism Backfires in Mobile, AL

Thanks to LC Annoyed White Male, we’re informed that at least ONE city in the Empire has decided to develop common sense and pimp-slap the race whores for what is, no discussion about it, blatant racism. Federal jurors on Friday ordered the city of Mobile to pay more than $250,000 to a white Fire-Rescue Department

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Open Letter to Idiotarians…

You know, occasionally something pops up in conversation that is just too good to be left to memory alone so, with this in mind, it is my Imperial Pleasure to bring you a transscript of a fine rant delivered by our Imperial Torturer B.C., a rant that, in my ever so not humble opinion puts

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More Publik Skool Idiocy

LC & IB Graumagus send us this link to an article of yet more Idiotarian nonsense infesting our skools, this time in Tennessee. Graumagus’ treatment of it is an absolutely must-read, so you’d better go do so right now, or you’ll be bloody well screwed on the test coming up. Nevertheless, His Imperial Angriness feels

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Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe

…bitch-slap an Idiotarian litigious ho’. You DO remember the story about how Southwest Airlines got sued by a couple of clueless, race-baiting, Barge-arsed Bints who saw an opportunity to get some easy lottery ticket money because they felt “offended” by a flight attendant using a nursery rhyme that Southwest has been using for AGES now,

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