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    • Modern Day Estella : everyone goes to sleep when I wake up ... :evil:
    • Radical Redneck : Cheap!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Dang, you guys are still here?
    • LC PrimEviL : I'm right behind ya. Latr, Man.
    • LC Roguetek : it's horrible, but you cant turn away.
    • LC Roguetek : and to answer you, it's like a trainwreck\
    • LC Roguetek : excuse me fellows, mommy sez I have to go to bed now.
    • LC PrimEviL : Then dont watch it.
    • LC Roguetek : I think I need to write a scripts.
    • LC Roguetek : it's horrible.
    • LC Roguetek : yes
    • LC PrimEviL : With canned scripts, and stilted acting, too, no doubt.
    • LC Roguetek : and not one of them can make -any- effort to get along
    • LC Roguetek : I"m praying for them all to die.
    • LC Roguetek : s.
    • LC Roguetek : oh, and instead of a plotline, we're treated to a bunch of hopelessly disfunctional asshole.
    • LC PrimEviL : The sci-fi genre has been over-done for too long.
    • LC Roguetek : 'oh my god we're running out of air/water/fuel'
    • LC Roguetek : the first 4 episodes are 'maguffin disaster'
    • LC Roguetek : seriously
    • LC PrimEviL : Sounds like a couple places I've worked.
    • LC Roguetek : they're -all- dickweeds.
    • LC Roguetek : not a single likable character.
    • LC Roguetek : what a buncha canned assholes
    • LC Roguetek : been watching stargate universe on the TV
    • LC Roguetek : yup
    • LC PrimEviL : Sucks, no two ways aabout it.
    • LC Roguetek : big can of frustration here.
    • LC Roguetek : that, and plaster a big plastic smile on my face.
    • LC Roguetek : she's hurting, and I cant do a fucking thing about it except stand around, pat her hand, and say 'it's gonna be ok'
    • LC PrimEviL : Yup.
    • LC Roguetek : It's like I'm in a fight with both arms behind my back, a bucket on my head, and my legs tied together, and thrown in a ring with mike tyson
    • LC PrimEviL : I know, man. Been through it.
    • LC Roguetek : man, this whole cancer thing is making me crazhy.
    • LC PrimEviL : Yeah, we had a big chuckle over that one.
    • LC Roguetek : that's rich
    • LC Roguetek : heh
    • LC PrimEviL : With a note taped to it. Says "So you finally found it, you rich bastard."
    • LC PrimEviL : So he finally pulls apart one of the doors, and there's a beer-bottle inside.
    • LC PrimEviL : Later, OD.
    • LC PrimEviL : Another guy had a customer with a Caddy. Made a *clunk* sometimes on sharp corners.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Nite all,,
    • LC Old Dog : Later All, I gotta run.
    • LC Roguetek : it's like someone waded thru tv tropes and randomly splices shit together.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Wonder who got blamed for stealing it !
    • LC PrimEviL : Heh.
    • LC Roguetek : seriously, who the fuck thinks these characters are even slightly, in any way believable.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : I'll bet the assembly line jerked that day,,
    • LC PrimEviL : Auto-mechanic buddy of mine found and air-impact wrench inside the frame of a car, once.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : That's rude.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Abandoned property inside another's property, makes the building owner an unknowing, unwilling bailiff.
    • LC Roguetek : then it's fair game. but if someone owns it, it is not, nor will it ever, under any circumstances, fair game.
    • LC Roguetek : it someone else threw it away.
    • LC Roguetek : if it's on it's way to the bin, it's fair game.
    • LC Old Dog : I figure if I am working above a false ceiling and find a tool up there when I am the first guy up there in a monthe, the other person just did not want it anymore!
    • LC PrimEviL : But it was still on company property. Hadn't quite been junked, yet.
    • LC Roguetek : side note, Stargate Universe fucking sucks rancid monkey cock.
    • LC Roguetek : if nobody 'owns' it, it's fair game.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : I'm not big enough to do anything if I got caught,,
    • LC Roguetek : oh, that's different
    • LC PrimEviL : I 'liberated' a 72" Starrett steel rule off a piece of machinery the company was junking.
    • LC Roguetek : I"m really -really- particular about that. I never stole a tool, not once.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Those bees spelled "get lost" across my ass
    • LC Roguetek : I"m picky about that.
    • LC Roguetek : no
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Youuuuu,,, liberated any?
    • LC Roguetek : I never stole a tool
    • LC PrimEviL : That's easy; b...e...e...s
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : I hate spelling bees
    • LC PrimEviL : durn. There goes my chance at the spelling bee finals.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Spelled it backwards,,
    • LC PrimEviL : yay?
    • Draven32 : yay.
    • LC PrimEviL : :twisted: But.. but.. I likes it!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : A certified "Howdoyalikemen ow" moment
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : You're NOT s'posed to be danger smart Prime!
    • LC PrimEviL : Eyes were round all around. Some heads shook in wonder.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Pick a Medico lock and get paid,, they'll want to know how you did it
    • LC Old Dog : Bet that gave him a real feeling of security! 8-O
    • LC PrimEviL : I used to practice lock-picking for a hobby. One time a guy forgot the keys to his toolbox, so I outs with me picks, and opened it in about a minute.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : My First Rule of the Tool: If found in another box, I recover it, and take my turn at choosing a tool.
    • LC PrimEviL : Pen with a leash on it.
    • Library Czar : yup
    • LC Old Dog : and a pen perhaps? :lol: :mrgreen:
    • LC PrimEviL : An honest man won't steal from his friends or his family. Except for mechanics. They always steal tools. :mrgreen:
    • Library Czar : I only need two items. a stethascope and a script pad
    • LC Old Dog : from
    • LC Old Dog : My networking tools go grom the car to the use location and return to the car immediatly upon being no longer needed.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Felt sorry for anybody 'wanted my shit
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Less bling,, they'll rob someone else
    • LC EFA : yep
    • LC Old Dog : I keep my expensive stuff in the car now and the toolbox is elcheapo.
    • LC EFA : it didn't stop my good expensive shit from going walkabout entirely but did slow it doen
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Why furnish kleptos with the best?
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : I finally started buying cheapo' crap,, they made fun of some of my shit,, 'till they neeeded somethin'
    • LC EFA : i went to the local craptailer or cheap chicom wares and spent about $40 to purchase a set of "workshop tools"
    • LC Old Dog : Until I puts locks on about ten years ago.
    • LC PrimEviL : One day he left it open, so I took a peek. Lion's share of the tools in there had some-one else's name on them.
    • LC Old Dog : I am fairly certasin I have unknowingly stocked several tool boxes over the years.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Took a dickin',, 'kept on tickin',,
    • LC PrimEviL : I worked with a guy always kept his toolbox shut and locked.
    • LC EFA : they discover said tool 10 years later durring a colonoscopy on the former employee
    • LC Old Dog : Some of them were so dumb that had they been in the Service they would have tried to put the muzzle to their shoulder because "The other end kicked so hard"! :lol:
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : If you're missing a tool, it'll show up in the morning with a new name scratched over yours,, that freakin' brazen
    • LC PrimEviL : That's why they make you wear ID tags.... It 'aint fer security.
    • LC Old Dog : Pretty close.
    • LC PrimEviL : Forget who they are if you leave 'em alone for ten minutes?
    • LC Old Dog : We have had a few I was afraid to give a coffee break to! :lol:
    • LC PrimEviL : The primary advantage to getting older is... «link»
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : One time,, y'getting off easy,, mi compadre's had to be retrained after each personal call,,
    • LC Old Dog : Yeah, I got some new kids who do not understand until shown one time!
    • Library Czar : not me
    • LC PrimEviL : You old fart. :mrgreen:
    • Library Czar : depressing that I understand what you are talking about
    • Library Czar : you old farts are depressing :lol:
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : That'll turn yer taters!
    • LC PrimEviL : It had a *30 amp* main entrance.
    • LC Old Dog : Usually the ones who cannot understand why their state the art new phone line will not work right. 8-O
    • Library Czar : Just ignore the asbestos dust it won't bother you
    • Library Czar : rats ate off all the insulation 70 years before
    • LC PrimEviL : Hell, I lived in one like that.
    • LC Old Dog : Been under my share Czar.
    • Library Czar : or is it pole
    • Library Czar : Can.t tell you how many houses I crawled under that had knob and poll wiring
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : "Toilet nappin'"
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Damn sure ain't gonna get respect in the holding cell when they ask ya what ya did !
    • LC Old Dog : Reminds me of having to tell someone why I cannot put Gigabit Ethernet ove Cat three cable which could barely handle 10 MB.
    • Library Czar : that was in bezerkely
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Now that's dedication Azzy!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Our corner parts counter up the street is still running DOS,, I'm impressed!
    • Library Czar : In the 70's a guy broke his toilet in his 1900 built home. I had to sneak into the toilet graveyard in the middle of the night to steal parts
    • LC PrimEviL : I've worked with industrial production equippment buildt in the 1910's and '20's. Then management wants to wonder why they can't compete with cutting-edge technology.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : The Smithsonian!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : A young feller bought a corner market, called me to ressurect his old door,, 'told him I could only think of one place to get them old parts,,
    • LC PrimEviL : Technical upgrade incontinuity.
    • LC Old Dog : Yeah so true!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : The schools are teaching the crest of technology, but the customer want's his '52 Hardbargain to make one more month,,
    • LC Old Dog : major distribution is just a tad more complicated than the wirless gateway in your house.
    • LC Old Dog : Most of what keeps me on the road is the wireless side of the house. Tons of outfits out there just cannot get that right.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Well, my only responsibility was to make sure our doors worked,, but if the two or three systems weren't hooked up by their own tech's, our doors don't move,, I get callzzz
    • LC Old Dog : OH Man, Fire and Safety draw Inspectors like flies!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Met more than a few of your counterparts here
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : In my architectual glazing work, I'd have to make sure all them fire controls, security controls, all made the doors open,,or not
    • LC Old Dog : It is tough right now but we seem to be hanging in. Good thing is that if we need people all of a sudden we can train our own.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Congrats on a good run in a tough market
    • LC Old Dog : Thats what I am trying to build with the Doggy Bag.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Daaaaaannnng,,, I'd like to have a doggy bag from YOUR shop!
    • LC Old Dog : «link» Cheap, here is where I am the Senior Engineer!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : How do ya say "scary shit in the dark" in mehikano?
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Put them up high enough, work the channel balance back and forth, it sounds like it's coming from everywhere
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : «link» wireless,,
    • LC Old Dog : I would have to put them in conduit at 18 inches Czar.
    • LC Old Dog : Later TT
    • LC PrimEviL : Later, Troy.
    • LC Old Dog : I see no problem with some flahbangs strategicaly placed along with the audiio stream! :mrgreen:
    • LC TerribleTroy : I gotta rack.... yall stay safe out there.....
    • Library Czar : ditch witch makes a rig that will put it down about 18 inches
    • LC Old Dog : My problem is getting wiring in deeper than my Dobie can dig or do it over wireless.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Helicopters
    • LC PrimEviL : ROFL
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Stampede!
    • LC TerribleTroy : Motion intitiated sound war.... FUN..... get some explosions..... throw a strobe out there.... .....GOT it OD will do
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : If there's a musical junkyard around you, the PA cab's have that stuff built in,, pricey tho'
    • LC Old Dog : TT, Look up Ft. Huachuca. Front door of base is Sierra Vista.
    • LC PrimEviL : Innnnnnnnteresti ngk, and sneaky!
    • Library Czar : He's in Santa Ana county :mrgreen:
    • LC Old Dog : Cheap, I do that sorta stuff for a living and have considered it many times. In fact I am in the process of grabbing the stuff I need as it goes on sale to do it via wireless setup!
    • LC TerribleTroy : Hmmm......if ya can send me a link, or what county are you in?
    • LC Old Dog : TT, nope most of the good jobs down here are beltway bandits. Fort Police however are always looking fo talent!
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : You can make them run screamin' with my 18 wheeler full of screaming hogs locking up the brakes special
    • LC TerribleTroy : Family OD...Family.... cant leave lad unless I can justify the absence......The y hiring?
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Broadcast anything you've recorded over it
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Want some fun OD? I can show you how to plant some remote speakers,,
    • LC Old Dog : TT, I might have a spare boom-boom or two! :lol:
    • LC Old Dog : Most of the real DMZ is East of me I live on the very western edge of the county. TT I am surprised that you have not looked into a job down here.
    • LC TerribleTroy : Hey OD ...seriously .. if things heat up too bad...I'll come down and lend moral support if needed
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Even our bums are smarter than our invaders
    • Library Czar : not sure I believe this «link»
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : 'Remember when bums would leave signs around,, this place ok, that place has food for work,, this other'll get ya shot,,
    • LC Old Dog : Got enough weenies around here (not many) that I would have to justify the "Shots Fired" report!
    • BC, Imperial Tortu : nite
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : A river of wet dreams, young one.
    • Library Czar : I have a case key on my key ring
    • LC PrimEviL : Night, N@.
    • LC TerribleTroy : Sleep well Nat...
    • Princess Natasha, : Good night, infidels!
    • Library Czar : someone say crack ho, that would be my patient
    • Princess Natasha, : Anyway, I am going to sleep.
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Y'don't rent backhoe's Prime,, 'just bribe the operator into leaving a key,, or use mine
    • LC TerribleTroy : Thats why you dig mutliple PLOTS when you rent one OD
    • Princess Natasha, : BC, he said "backhoe", not "crack-ho".
    • LC Old Dog : call the county cops. I have no ID on the person so they are the first line! I keep hoping one will make a threat!
    • cubemaster : girl's online; nite all
    • BC, Imperial Tortu : Ooooooooh... you said "backhoe", not "black hoe"
    • LC PrimEviL : Backhoe rentals are expensive.
    • LC TerribleTroy : Oh you are screwed Cube...thats no IL..you gots to head south about 2.5 hrs
    • Library Czar : or leave him up there for a wek or two
    • LC Cheapshot911, D : Why call? Dawgy's got 'em treed!
    • Princess Natasha, : I wish there were no commies in Chicago. Would be a cool capitalist city.
    • BC, Imperial Tortu : Why would he rent M'Chelle?

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My goal was to have a new theme in place by the middle of last month, unfortunately, Hosting Matters won’t support the framework that I had purchased and had gone through all of the trouble to modify.  Oh well, shit happens.

That failure forced me to go back to a project I had started a year ago — writing my own framework to support a theme.  I think I may have actually gotten it done.  If it meets with all of your approval, I may start moving it over here in the next couple of days.

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Before you ask, let me tell you that editing comments is out unless you want to pay for the script yourself.  (yes, it costs money, and frankly it doesn’t work all that well)

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…as EnvironMENTAList James Lee assumes room temperature after taking the Discovery Channel HQ hostage.

We have to say, though, that we’re impressed that the leftist rabble finally found a spokesman who made even the clinically insane ELFs look positively reasonable by comparison. If you doubt us, take a look at his “manifesto” which goes on for eleven points of publik skool-induced piss poor English spelling (poorly) out various ways in which we must, MUST rid the planet of “filthy parasitical human babies.”

At least he managed to rid the planet of himself, so he did accomplish that much.

Now, as you may have noticed if you bothered to read through all of that leftist, watermelon, psychotic claptrap, point number 5 mentions how “immigration pollution” must be stopped also since, according to leftist martyr James Lee, those filthy polluting immigrant babies being sent our way leaves room enough in their native countries for their mothers to create even MORE of those “parasitic” creatures.

Guess what The Narrative™ in the Ruling Class Media is now? If you guessed “Nativist Extremist Psycho Who Is Likely a Tea Partier Because He Hates Immigrants Holds Innocent People Hostage”, you get a kewpie doll. But you’re going to have to find and pay for it yourselves.

On our own side, we have the usual “we’re better than them” bedwetters who insist that the loony left has absolutely no responsibility for that obvious lefty whack job since it would be “unfair” to lay the blame at their doorstep, of course, but who cares what they say anymore?

Sure, if everybody agreed to play by the same rules, we’d agree, but the other side DOESN’T. Ever since the Cordoba Victory Shrine ruckus started, leftist propagandists like Chuckles Johnson have been laying the blame of every stubbed muslim toe at the feet of Glenn Beck, FOX News, the Tea Party and anybody else who’d dared disagree with the hirabi loving asswipe leader of the project because, as he says every single time, who would expect otherwise with the constant barrage of Islamophobic, racist hatred spewing from the aforementioned groups.

So turnabout is fair play. We’ve always believed that our enemies writes the RoE with their own behavior. As they sow, so shall they reap. What is good for the goose is good for the gander and do unto others before they do unto you.

If you want a fight and provided that you’ve given me no reason to believe otherwise, I’ll follow civilized rules. No hits below the belt, no kicking while you’re down etc. But the moment you try to gouge an eye or draw a knife in a fist fight, I’ll plant my hobnailed boot in your groin so swift and hard that you’ll have to swallow to get your testicles back south of your diaphragm and stomp your face with my heels until your broken teeth are coming out of the back of your neck.

And if that makes the more squeamish among us say “you’re no better than he is”, remember this: He started it and I don’t really give a fuck about winning a Miss Congeniality Award for losing with “dignity.”

Besides, look at the facts, ma’am: After decades of environMENTAList propaganda about the EEEEVIL of mankind and how we’re hurting Mother Gaia with our pure existence, propaganda that has become so pervasive in our media and schools that pre-teens are waking up screaming in the night with horrid nightmares of the impending global apocalypse caused by mom and dad taking a shower more than once a month, is it REALLY any surprise that a nutcase like James Lee pops up?

So yes, leftists, own it.

You might as well, because we’re going to make you eat it until you choke whether you want to or not.

Thatisall.

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Yes, it must have hurt him most grievously but, kicking and screaming, he allowed himself to be dragged into spending one whole paragraph mentioning President Bush in a speech about a war that was started and almost won under the administration of, well, President Bush.

This afternoon, I spoke to former President George W. Bush. It’s well known that he and I disagreed about the war from its outset. Yet no one could doubt President Bush’s support for our troops, or his love of country and commitment to our security. As I have said, there were patriots who supported this war, and patriots who opposed it. And all of us are united in appreciation for our servicemen and women, and our hope for Iraq’s future.

His Imperial Majesty, though he hasn’t checked yet, is sure that the Obamedia is already (or certainly soon will be) awash with praise for this truly statesmanlike display of magnanimity and bipartisanship.

“Sure, Bush is a nice guy and sometimes people disagree, but now let’s talk some more about my awesomeness.”

Not to be petty here, but it bears mentioning that your “disagreement” with President Bush about the war would, had your view prevailed, caused us to lose it. To mention one specific and highly relevant to your “pat yourself on the back televised orgy of auto-eroticism” session, why don’t we talk about The Surge?

As we recall, you not only disagreed that it should be implemented at all, you actually predicted that it would make things worse, yet here we are, you blathering on about great results that came about only because of the strategy that you and your fellow fifth column liberals fought tooth and nail to stop.

Here’s how an honest man who doesn’t spend all of the hours of the day (when he’s not golfing or jet-setting to expensive luxury vacation sites on our dime) with his lips locked around his own fun stick would put it:

“Sometimes people disagree, and President Bush and I disagreed on just about everything having to do with the war in Iraq. We both believed we were right as is always the case when people disagree, that’s the way those things work, but it turns out that I was wrong. Very wrong. So wrong, in fact, that had I had my way, I wouldn’t even be sitting here today talking about our nation’s great accomplishments in Iraq. So this Bud’s for you, President Bush.”

Instead he went on directly to use this victory that he had nothing to do with, that he in fact had done everything he could to ensure would never happen, to sell more of his disastrous agenda:

And so at this moment, as we wind down the war in Iraq, we must tackle those challenges at home with as much energy, and grit, and sense of common purpose as our men and women in uniform who have served abroad. They have met every test that they faced. Now, it is our turn. Now, it is our responsibility to honor them by coming together, all of us, and working to secure the dream that so many generations have fought for –the dream that a better life awaits anyone who is willing to work for it and reach for it.

And you’ve done such a heckuva job doing just that, Barry. What, with your unprecedented deficits, debts and unemployment rates.

So yes, we owe it to the troops and their sacrifice to get together behind more of the same, to work even harder to make sure that, when they get home, this nation doesn’t resemble anything those troops went out to fight for. They’ll thank us for it! And, besides, if we don’t use this moment to commit ourselves to Son of Porkulus, Tax and Terminate, Amnesty, Government Rationed Hellcare etc. why, then it’s exactly the same as spitting those troops in the face and dishonoring their sacrifice, don’t you see?

His Imperial Majesty remembers it well from back then: As the troops marched off to war it was with the understanding that once they came marching home, once it was over over there, they fully expected us on the home front to have taken care of this unholy mess of liberty and wealth and turned it into a right proper Eurosocialist shithole worth living in.

What? You don’t remember? Truth be told, neither do we, but there you have it. Onwards Socialism, It’s For Teh Troops!!!!™.

This is the point where we would traditionally call that arrogant, narcissistic clown in the White House names and compare him to organisms and entities too disgusting to mention in polite company, but our problem is that we can’t think of anything we could compare him to that wouldn’t be a mortal and unforgivable insult to the latter.

So instead we’ll quote him ramping that inexcusably vile nonsense up another eleven notches from one of those robo-mails that the NSDWP sends out in his name:

Ending this war is not only in Iraq’s interest — it is in our own. Our nation has paid a huge price to put Iraq’s future in the hands of its people. We have sent our men and women in uniform to make enormous sacrifices. We have spent vast resources abroad in the face of several years of recession at home.

…but let’s not talk about the truly COLOSSAL amount of resources that King Narcissus and his national socialist swine have squandered on turning this nation into the socialist dystopia they’ve always wanted, a waste of funds that has guaranteed that this recession will last for several years to come. If we’re lucky.

Besides, we’ve just about had it with this “the real reason we’re in the red is Bushitler’s needless, illegal and unnecessary wars” meme, so we present to you a graph illustrating the deficit and the Long War’s contribution to it:

Near as we can tell, we could have fought a world war for the money the NSDWP have spent buying votes, keeping their government employee constituents employed and padding their union thug friends’ coffers.

And since we have your attention already, take a look a that graph again. Notice when the deficit truly starts going up? Yep, that’s right, 2008.

Do you know what was special about that year?

That was the first year with a budget passed by the NSDWP Congress.

But don’t forget: It’s ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!1!!!

Thatisall.

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It appears the famous ENRON consultant and New York Slimes “economist” has finally gotten out of denial and started reading the polls, now that they show a 10 point gap between Republicans and Democrats in the “what generic candidate will you vote for?” poll.

It’s not just historic for being the first time in the history of this poll, it’s also historic for being the first time a Gallup poll (traditionally done by polling 2,000 subscribers to the Daily Kotz and, for balance, 25 Arlen Specter voters) has suggested that maybe the Democrats are losing the battle of Stalingrad and aren’t just making “highly advantageous movements to straighten and shorten the eastern front.”

Predictably, he’s now into the next phase: Spittle-flecked, raging anger. It’s quite amusing, really, if you find watching liberal swine and propagandists crying salty, painful tears of horror amusing.

Which we do. A lot.

Oh great. Here goes another dreadfully boring fourteen-page Imperial Fisking by the Viscount of Verbosity. Yes, we know you’re thrilled, so we’ve hidden it below the fold.

First, the windup:

The last time a Democrat sat in the White House, he faced a nonstop witch hunt by his political opponents. Prominent figures on the right accused Bill and Hillary Clinton of everything from drug smuggling to murder. And once Republicans took control of Congress, they subjected the Clinton administration to unrelenting harassment — at one point taking 140 hours of sworn testimony over accusations that the White House had misused its Christmas card list.

…as opposed to the eight years of civility, reason and earnest goodwill that marked the Bush presidency. We remember it only too well. At times it was quite frankly embarrassing to watch the Democrats bend over backwards to accommodate, praise and work with the Bushitler. In Krugman’s alternate universe, that is.

Now it’s happening again — except that this time it’s even worse. Let’s turn the floor over to Rush Limbaugh: “Imam Hussein Obama,” he recently declared, is “probably the best anti-American president we’ve ever had.”

For eight long years, every single network except FOX and pretty much every single newspaper except the Washington Times in the nation acted as if Shaitan himself had invaded the White House and thrown the nation into a long, dark, horrible night of terror and tyranny (and the occasional sacrifice of virgins), but all of this was nothing for the lying likes of Krugman. Or, at the very least, not near as bad as one talk radio show host throwing a snide remark in the general direction of Krugman’s Obamessiah.

Are you beginning to see why we keep telling you that all it will really take to defeat the liberal fascists is to just stand up to them just for once? Heck, at the rate the whiny liberal hysterics are going, a simple “boo!” from behind their backs ought to suffice. If they were fwench, and to compare them to the fwench would be a huge insult to the fwench army, we could accomplish it simply by speaking sternly to them in German.

To get a sense of how much it matters when people like Mr. Limbaugh talk like this, bear in mind that he’s an utterly mainstream figure within the Republican Party; bear in mind, too, that unless something changes the political dynamics, Republicans will soon control at least one house of Congress. This is going to be very, very ugly.

Depends entirely upon which side of the fight you’re standing and it’s been pretty clear whose side you’re on for quite a little while, but thank you for the gift of your fear. Or should we say “pants-soiling, unholy terror?”

So where is this rage coming from? Why is it flourishing? What will it do to America?

Depending upon the size of the tidal wave rolling in, we might just be able to save whatever remains of our nation and put her back on the course our Founding Fathers laid out for us and bought and paid for with their blood.

Anyone who remembered the 1990s could have predicted something like the current political craziness. What we learned from the Clinton years is that a significant number of Americans just don’t consider government by liberals — even very moderate liberals — legitimate.

What “very moderate” liberals are you talking about, pray tell? But you’re right. We don’t consider their government legitimate when they’re ruling in a highly and clearly illegitimate fashion. For that “legitimacy” thing, check the Constitution. Study it, it’s not that long of a document, as those of us who actually have read it know.

Mr. Obama’s election would have enraged those people even if he were white. Of course, the fact that he isn’t, and has an alien-sounding name, adds to the rage.

“RAAAAACISTS!”

Took you bloody well long enough, old chap. If you’d held out for two more paragraphs before bollocksing up your entire argument by throwing that old canard out we’d have lost a goodly amount of money in the Imperial War College pool. As it is, we must now thank you for the gift of your predictability as well.

Are you a sailor, by any chance? We should like it of all things to have a toast in your honour when we’re spending our winnings. “Bottoms up”, don’t you know?

By the way, I’m not talking about the rage of the excluded and the dispossessed: Tea Partiers are relatively affluent, and nobody is angrier these days than the very, very rich.

We know rather a lot of Tea Partiers who would welcome the news very much indeed that they’re “relatively affluent” if not downright “very, very rich” — are we supposed to spit when we say rich? — right after they get off the ground from rolling around in hysterical laughter.

On the other hand, if the Tea Party is, as you imply, powered by the Evil Rich, then there are quite a lot of them still around and that would seem to be a good thing for our nation.

Or you could just be right full of buffalo droppings. We’ll go with that.

Wall Street has turned on Mr. Obama with a vengeance: last month Steve Schwarzman, the billionaire chairman of the Blackstone Group, the private equity giant, compared proposals to end tax loopholes for hedge fund managers with the Nazi invasion of Poland.

And, in the other corner, we have the loony nutroots left funded pretty much entirely by known and documented real Nazi collaborator, George Soros.

What’s that you say? Unsporting of us? Really now, what you’re doing is not quite cricket, is it? Besides, facts are bothersome things, and they seem to be on our side pretty much all of the time.

And powerful forces are promoting and exploiting this rage.

Powerful forces… Boo!

Bloody hell! We were just joking around a bit. Would you come out from under that coffee table, please?

Jane Mayer’s new article in The New Yorker about the superrich Koch brothers and their war against Mr. Obama has generated much-justified attention,

If it’s in the New Yorker, it must be true, after all.

but as Ms. Mayer herself points out, only the scale of their effort is new: billionaires like Richard Mellon Scaife waged a similar war against Bill Clinton.

While billionaires like the unions, aforementioned Nazi collaborator George Soros and just about every single news outlet and “journalist” in the country waging war against every Republican who even thinks about sounding like a conservative is nothing worth mentioning at all, of course.

Meanwhile, the right-wing media are replaying their greatest hits.

The “right-wing” media. Ahhh… Sorry… No… We can’t resist…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That one just never seems to get old.

In the 1990s, Mr. Limbaugh used innuendo to feed anti-Clinton mythology, notably the insinuation that Hillary Clinton was complicit in the death of Vince Foster. Now, as we’ve just seen, he’s doing his best to insinuate that Mr. Obama is a Muslim. Again, though, there’s an extra level of craziness this time around: Mr. Limbaugh is the same as he always was, but now seems tame compared with Glenn Beck.

Two persons. TWO persons, and the bloody runts of the liberal fascist wing start screaming like little girls and running for the hills. It’s not even any bloody fun to fight you anymore if you keep carrying on like that.

And where, in all of this, are the responsible Republicans, leaders who will stand up and say that some partisans are going too far?

“Where are the useful idiot ‘Republicans’ that we used to be able to rely upon to stab their own in the back, get down on their knee pads and lick their liberal masters’ scrota?”

Nowhere to be found.

Actually, they can be found. But they’re getting awfully hard to find in Congress (the ones still there are hiding under their desks, praying that they won’t be strung up as the fifth-column collaborators and traitors that they are) and will be even scarcer come next year. It’s just no fun being a RINO Kapo anymore.

To take a prime example: the hysteria over the proposed Islamic center in lower Manhattan almost makes one long for the days when former President George W. Bush tried to soothe religious hatred, declaring Islam a religion of peace.

We were wondering about his mental health at the time. Cordoba, Constantinople, Vienna, Tripoli, Omdurman, Khartoum, the Khyber Pass etc. That’s one amazingly peaceful “religion of peace”, right there.

But we do find it rather amusing that the same person you’ve been demonizing without interruption for 10 years now all of a sudden is the one person to whom you turn for help, whining like frightened sheep that he’s not coming to rescue you from the big, bad wolf.

There were good reasons for his position: there are a billion Muslims in the world, and America can’t afford to make all of them its enemies.

That is a rather convoluted and excessively verbose, we admit to the redundancy, way of spelling out the word “cowardice in the face of the enemy”, isn’t it? If we’re outnumbered, we must surrender? Bollocks. Numbers mean squat. When we wore a uniform, the Bolshie Bastards outnumbered us by 10 to 1 on a good day, but you never heard us blathering like old women about our “good reasons to surrender”, now did you?

Now, in all fairness and to make ourself clear, we’re not suggesting that old Dubya was a coward, he just doesn’t strike us as one. In our opinion, he was less scared of the howling dervishes than the right royal drubbing he could have expected from the fourth estate fifth column and liberal fascists if he hadn’t said something to that effect, a luxury that you can ill afford when you’re about to launch a war against the slobbering beasts who just perpetrated the worst assault on our homeland in our entire history.

After all, why would he be concerned about the wrath of the Saracens? Their enmity towards civilization in general is a fact that has been rather well established over the last 1,400 years of human history.

Firing up a bunch of blackguards and traitors inside our walls as we girded our loins for war, on the other hand. As we all know now, his efforts to placate those utter predictable homegrown members of the Islamischer Bund were to no avail, they proceeded to crucify him anyway, but at least he tried.

But here’s the thing: Mr. Bush is still around, as are many of his former officials. Where are the statements, from the former president or those in his inner circle, preaching tolerance and denouncing anti-Islam hysteria? On this issue, as on many others, the G.O.P. establishment is offering a nearly uniform profile in cowardice.

“Help us, Obi-Dubya, you are our only hope!”

You really expect somebody you’ve been relieving your bladders over for ten long years to suddenly turn around and come to your aid? And you call their refusal to do so “cowardice?”

Would somebody please be as good as to introduce Mr. Krugman to a dictionary of the English language? Yes, you can do so by knocking him on the head with it if you so desire. We much doubt that using a more traditional approach would meet with more success.

So what will happen if, as expected, Republicans win control of the House? We already know part of the answer: Politico reports that they’re gearing up for a repeat performance of the 1990s, with a “wave of committee investigations” — several of them over supposed scandals that we already know are completely phony.

Well then, you shouldn’t fear those commissions then, right old chap?

We can expect the G.O.P. to play chicken over the federal budget, too;

“Playing chicken”, in ENRON consultant and noted “economist” Krugman’s parlance meaning, of course “NOT expanding the national debt by another 40 trillion dollars.”

We suppose chicken really is good for you, although we still find ourself partial to a half raw, bloody steak.

I’d put even odds on a 1995-type government shutdown sometime over the next couple of years.

Be still our beating heart. We’d prefer a complete reversal, but a shutdown should do nicely for starters.

It will be an ugly scene, and it will be dangerous, too. The 1990s were a time of peace and prosperity; this is a time of neither.

And obviously, in times of war and deficits, spending less is even MORE of a horrible idea.

Would somebody kindly enlighten us to the reasons for why this imbecilic twat is still referred to as an economist of some note?

After all, he WAS a most famous consultant to ENRON and just look at how well that worked out for them!

In particular, we’re still suffering the after-effects of the worst economic crisis since the 1930s,

The “after-effects?”

Last we checked, but how can we possibly expect a “noted economist” to be familiar with the regularly published economic statistics, doubtlessly such paragons of economic wisdom as he are far to busy with other and more important things to bother himself with mere facts, the economy was headed for trouble starting in 2008 which, by some rather odd coincidence, was also the first year where the Federal budget had been passed by a Democrat Congress, and it’s been plummeting downhill ever since like a cavalry charge into a waiting infantry square.

The “Recovery Summer” has so far turned into the worst financial disaster in the last 50 years and, if Krugman’s Messiah has his way, we may well surpass the horrors of the Great Depression yet, but here we have this “economist” talking about “after-effects?”

and we can’t afford to have a federal government paralyzed by an opposition with no interest in helping the president govern.

Where were those cries of “help the president govern” from 2001 to 2008, we ask?

But that’s what we’re likely to get.

If I were President Obama, I’d be doing all I could to head off this prospect, offering some major new initiatives on the economic front in particular, if only to shake up the political dynamic.

Oh sure. Use the Lame Duck Congress from November to January to truly destroy any hope of recovery we may yet have. That sounds like a splendid idea.

Apparently the Democrat National Socialists really mean it with their Ear Leader’s silly “putting the car in ‘D’ instead of ‘R’” slogan.

Here we are, with our car nearly over the edge of the abyss in front of us. Let’s put it in “D” and floor the gas.

Thatisall.

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Well here’s your chance.

I’m sure you’re all familiar with LC & IB Baldilocks, since she and I go back a looooong time, not to mention that she’s one of the more famous blogmeisters out there.

She’s been using her immense talent for writing to put out a book, all she needs is some PR since she’s a self-publisher. It doesn’t matter how well you write; if nobody knows you did it, ain’t nobody going to ever know they can buy your book.

We’re told it’s rather good too and, knowing her, we have no doubt of it, but we’ll leave the rest of the pitch to her. She’s better at it anyway :-) .

Thatisall.

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I am getting closer to a finish I think.  After scrapping the one I really wanted to use here, I went back and pulled out another theme that I had been playing around with several months ago.

Go hop in your Firefox Browser (you could use another browser if you want, but the site looks better in Firefox) and head on over to check it out.

I might even have it done sometime by the end of the week and running here.

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Take a guess at the total number of seats held by the Democrats and Republicans (don’t forget to subtract the seats held by the Green Party, Socialist Party, Libertarian Party, etc…) after the 2010 Mid-Terms.

The winner, or closest guess, gets a bottle of their favorite hooch.*

My guess (and I hope that I am wrong…) :

Senate -

Dems 54    (Sanders is an Independent)

GOP 45

House -

Dems 216

GOP 215

*Keep it reasonable! I’m a working stiff!

** If Mope wins it’s a case of Sammy by default.

Last guess 9-3-10 (otherwise BC will wait until the day after the elections!)

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Have you ever tried keeping a 500 pound vagina moist?

(Flagrantly stolen from the Bob & Tom Show).

Fuck it, open thread.

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Alright y’all, I know yer working yer asses off praying for Rogue and his missus, and it is deeply appreciated. He sent me an update and I have a general idea of some help he needs. If’n y’all want to lend some material assistance as well as spiritual, drop me a line and I’ll get ya in touch with Rogue or help make arrangements. LC’s in or near Oklahoma City especially.

Thanks pups.

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Here is what I could find to piece together.

If you have more segments, lemme know and I will splice them in for you…

http://nicedoggie.net/media/restoring_honor.flv

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