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Is This The Ballsiest Thing We’ve Ever Heard of, Or is This Guy Just Nuts?

Go forth and read, as LC & IB Angry Webmaster pretty much says it all.

Short version: Guy is about to jump from a plane at 25,000ft with no parachute, no wing suit, and attempt to land in a net.

Yeah, you read that right.

Insane? Indubitably. Ballsy? Well, as they say, “the difference between incredible courage and stupidity is often determined by one, well-aimed bullet” or, in this case, by a not-so-well-aimed jump, even if it’s only off by a foot or two.

Our first, OK, second thought (our first was “suka blyat’“) was, due to us being a “bit” of a military history buff, that during WWII our B-17s had trouble at times hitting targets much larger than the net he’s jumping into, and they had Norden bomb sights and were doing it from 15-20,000 feet instead of 25,000! Presumably some sort of “bomb sight” will be on this gentleman’s plane as well, but still…

We wish the gentleman every possible amount of luck that can be granted to a mere mortal and hope that he’ll be walking away with the bragging rights from a successful stunt that will be one HECK of a bitch to surpass!

Thatisall.

Kermit’s Kernels of Klue

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Shamelessly stolen borrowed from Irish.

F.E.T.E.

Those Were Some Bitchin’ Yoga Routines!

So, Trump jokingly suggests that the Russians, in case they happen to have also hacked the 30,000 or so emails that her FBI lapdog Comey couldn’t quite find, release those as well. To which the increasingly deranged Prozi Campaign responds:

Hillary

Erm… OK. So those same yoga routines, wedding plans and harmless “private” emails (those were Cankles’ own words during the sham “investigation”, not ours) are now a national security issue, according to the Cankles Campaign?

Or maybe they weren’t just all “yoga routines”. You decide.

The World’s Smarterest Womyn sure walked right into that one as well, didn’t she?

Thatisall.

Dammit! SQUIRREL!!! Won’t You Guys LISTEN? SQUIRRRRREELLLLLLLLL!!!!

Meanwhile, Salem Media and Hot Air continue banging the “look over THERE! Russians! Quit talking about the utterly corrupt cunt Hillary, dammit!” drum.

At this point, PMSNBC must be getting worried that they’re about to lose their jobs as the foremost JournoList/DNC spokespuppets.

No, John Sexton, we don’t care two flat farts whodunnit at this point. It could have been a couple of script kiddies out of Sheboygan, as far as we care.

We are, however, at least mildly interested in why you consider it your mission in life to avoid talking about the core issue, which is the deep and abiding corruption and tyranny in the Progressive Socialist Democrat Party.

No, you don’t have to answer. We already know. Carry on.

Thatisall.

More Kibble

Goat Molesting Koranimals Butcher French Priest During Mass

An attacker that stormed a French church and slit an 84-year-old priest’s throat has been identified as Adel Kermiche. He was known to police and had travelled to Syria several times. A witness says the killers videoed the act while chanting in Arabic. Speaking anonymously, a nun told Le Figaro that the terrorists rushed in

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Smell the Glove

So Bernie took a knee, kissed Cankles’ ring, then turned around, dropped trou and begged Her Rottenness to be gentle. Not surprising, really, we hardly expected him to grow a spine at this late point in his life, no matter how much the DNCLeaks provided him with a reason, but that won’t keep us from

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Whose Side Are They On Again?

And, just like clockwork, Flat Air is doing their damndest to play up the “The Russians did it!” angle, because that’s the REAL story here, dontcha know? Forget about the DNC/MSM/Clinton Famiglia colluding to rig an election, the REAL story is that THE RUSSIANS DID IT! Also… “LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!” We just got word that PMSNBCCNNABCCBS

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Hacks, Corruption and Russians, Oh My!

Did we call it or what when we said that this election season would become really entertaining after the primaries or WHAT? So now Wikileaks is releasing thousands of the ClintonCrimeFamily, aka “The DNC”, aka “The Mainstream Media”‘s emails, that have apparently been hacked. Perhaps they were all being stored on Cankles’ Toilet Server? The

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Ted, You Disappoint Us. You Really Did Yourself in There…

Ted Cruz is, was, our preferred candidate going in as you all know. And yes, as we’ve pointed out before, our view of him has changed quite a bit over the primaries as his behavior in various and sundry cage fights struck us as quite a bit less honorable (we finally managed to spell it

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Glad THAT’s Over

Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history. Even though we’ll have to admit

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

July 20th, 2016
Reality: 1, Cultist Morons: 0

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July 19th, 2016
What a Couple of Weeks it’s Been

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July 6th, 2016
I’ll Just Leave This Here.

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July 4th, 2016
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

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July 3rd, 2016
Whyever Not???

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July 3rd, 2016
Gee, It’s Almost as if the Brit Voters Were On To Something

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