Fresh Meat

The Mueller Report

My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s

On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit

I leave you with this

Two by Two, Hands of Blue

Overheard at security gate:

TSA employee #1: “So, when do you get off today?”
TSA employee #2, noticing 12-year-old walking towards gate: “In about 10 minutes, tops!”


Things You WON’T Read About in the News

As Breitbart News alone reported among major news outlets, Fulani jihadists racked up a death toll of over 120 Christians over the past three weeks in central Nigeria, employing machetes and gunfire to slaughter men, women, and children, burning down over 140 houses, destroying property, and spreading terror.

The New York Times did not place this story on the front page; in fact, they did not cover it at all. Apparently, when assessing “all the news that’s fit to print,” the massacre of African Christians did not measure up. The same can be said for the Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune, the Detroit Free Press, the LA Times, and every other major paper in the United States.

The news shows from the three major television channels did not mention the story, and nor did CNN or MSNBC.

If the brutal mass murder of 50 innocent Muslim men, women and children is newsworthy, and it most certainly IS, then one has to ask oneself why the brutal mass murder of more than 120 innocent Christian men, women and children ISN’T.

Is it because Christian lives don’t matter? Is it because the US media don’t expect any better from the “filthy wogs?” Is it because it’s not nearly as easy to use mass murder of Christians as a political tool?


His Imperial Majesty finds ALL brutal mass murders of men, women and children appalling and worthy of both coverage and condemnation.

Obviously, the Enemedia of the U.S. does not.


More Kibble

That’s the Problem With Mobs…

Inevitably, their bloodlust reaches such a fever pitch that they start eating their own. Like Robert Francis O’Rourke (which is about as Waspy of a name as we ever heard, yet he’s the “Mexican” darling of the Prozi Party. We somehow don’t think that very many actual Hispanics are fooled), who apparently found himself in

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And So the Wheel Turns…

We can’t quite adequately describe how disgusted, appalled and furious we were to learn of the brutal massacre in Christchurch the other day, and that’s saying something for somebody like us. We don’t usually have trouble expressing our outrage, but this is one of those times. All we can do, inadequately, for what could be

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Here’s To You, Brother

Please take a moment to remember one of the coolest, smartest and snarkiest bastards to ever grace the pages of The Rott, LC EFA (aka Eric Faine). It’s been 6 years since he left us on these Ides of March. Cheers, mate. I will never forget your friendship.

But, We Expected Ponies, Dammit!

We’ve noticed a certain war-weariness in some quarters on the rational side of the political divide. Not like ours, we’re just sick of pissing into the wind, yet we can’t resist the urge to pull out our giant python on occasion for another whiff regardless. But we’re not done. This particular fight has only one

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The Obligatory “We’re Not Dead” Thread

Not really obligatory, as a matter of fact we’re both humbled and amazed that anybody still reads them, but we are, indeed, still here. If nothing else, then out of sheer Viking cussedness. But to prove that we’re not actually just posting archived footage from the days before our supposed demise, and to show that

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Yes, We’re Still Alive

And if nobody really wonders or cares, we blame all of that on ourselves. But we at least owe to to whomever still checks out this site to see if anything’s happening, and G-d bless you for it, we are truly not deserving of you, to let you know that we’re not dead. We, oh

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

January 9th, 2019
Just Do It

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January 7th, 2019
Alien Probe Problems

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November 20th, 2018
Bash a Fash

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November 8th, 2018
Well That Was… Unexpected

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November 6th, 2018
Remember, Remember, the Sixth of November

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November 2nd, 2018
The Children’s Crusade

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