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Okay, now THIS is funny. Yeah, I know it is put out by Moveon yadda yadda yadda. But try to ignore that for a moment and laugh at the humor in it, won’t you? NOTE: the source server is pretty busy, so you might have to hit the refresh button a couple of times. Now that was funny, wasn’t it? I don’t give a rat’s ass who put it together. It was just clever, that’s all. Tags: Humor
Mar
10
2010
 
We Guess We’ll Have to Dramatically Lower Our ExpectationsPosted by: Emperor Misha I1:00 pm When we first learned that Tom Hanks was going to make The Pacific we were almost beside ourself with joy. What could possibly be cooler than doing for our heroes of the Pacific what had already been done for our ETO heroes in Band of Brothers? Not a whole lot of things, we would have said back then.
Oh dear, why do we have this sinking feeling that we know where this is going already?
As opposed to the much more “ambiguous” evil of the Rape of Nanking, the Bataan Death March etc?
Yep. That’s exactly it. Forget about Pearl Harbor, forget about the threat to our allies and ourselves in the PTO, this was all about how much FDR hated little yellow people. If only the Japanese had been blond, blue-eyed Aryan über-Menschen, then none of this would have happened!
Speaking of the Bataan Death March… Well, we guess we’re not going to hear much about that in your epic about American racism and orgies of brutality are we, Tommy-boy?
And that was all it was really about, according to noted military history scholar Tom Hanks who, apparently, needs to be re-acquainted with an actual history book, preferably by encasing it in concrete and banging him upside the head with it for a few hours.
The only thing we’re hearing is yet another assclown who managed to utterly miss the true implications of 9/11 and instead turned into a howling moonbat unable to see any event in history except through the distorted, neurotic glasses of “BushHitler, Illegal War, Raaaaacism!” Thank G-d he managed to make Band of Brothers before his brain turned to mush. Thatisall. LC & IB Alexthechick isn’t in the least bit equivocating on the issue of whether or not it is “unconstitutional” that the Westboro Phaggot Phelpses are being brought before the Supreme Court in the case of them harassing and disrupting a hero’s funeral in the name of their “faith.” …and she’s absolutely right in stating that nobody’s “rights” are being violated by those swine being held accountable for their actions, and makes an excellent and entirely accurate case for it. You have a right to hold any opinion you bloody well want to, and you have a right to express it. What you do NOT have a right to is to deliberately hurt anybody with your opinions and to be held blameless for the consequences of your actions. You have a right to call somebody an asslicking goatfucker to his face, but you do NOT have a right to not get punched in the face immediately thereafter. Also, we might add, the 1st Amendment only protects you from Congress making it illegal for you to have an opinion. It does not protect you from being legally liable for intentional inflictions of emotional distress. Take the “shouting FIRE in a crowded theatre” scenario, which is being misunderstood every time it’s being mentioned. No, Congress can NOT make it illegal for you to do so, the fact that you get punished afterwards isn’t some “exception” to Freedom of Speech. You certainly have the freedom to do so. What you will be punished for is the damages and possible deaths and injuries happening as a direct and foreseeable result of your shouts. Actions, consequences, liability for those consequences. It really is quite simple and it has nothing whatsoever to do with Freedom of Speech. As is the case with the Phelps Phaggots. They most assuredly do have a right to be as obnoxious as they like in public. What they do not have a right to is to escape liability when the exercise of said rights lead to entirely foreseeable, indeed inevitable consequences in the shape of emotional distress, and the fact that they do so with malice aforethought, knowing exactly the kind of hurt they’re inflicting (and if you don’t agree with that, consider how likely it would be that they’d be standing around bellowing and hollering if nobody cared) only closes the case as far as we’re concerned. That the 4th Circuit of Morons don’t understand that basic premise only proves what a bunch of illiterate clowns they are, and that’s why we have a Supreme Court. Thatisall. Thanks to Sir Christopher, who lets us know that Sean Penn has done it again. He has once again out-stupided himself.
…at which point we could go on to say something about how there ought to be a bar for how stupid you could be and still be allowed to speak in public, how Hollyweirdos are a bunch of Stalinist freaks who’d like nothing more than to send everybody else to the Gulags while, simultaneously, whining about “fascism” and “censorship” whenever their tired, Marxist bromides don’t sell in the public marketplace, or how Sean Penn ought to be prison-raped with a 2×4 wrapped in razor wire. Instead, we’ll just thank him for, once again, demonstrating just WHY nobody should pay any attention whatsoever to what Hollyweird airheads say, do or “think.” A seventeen-year-old kid, the son of a friend of LC Krondax’s, who was brutally murdered recently. A suspect has been arrested. If that suspect turns out to be the murderer, or when somebody else is determined to be the murderer, the entire focus will then be, as we all know, on how to be “humane” and “reasonable” when it comes to determining his punishment. Not a single moment of thought will be spent on considering that that animal isn’t even human, that he brutally murdered an innocent and not only took him out of the lives of those who knew and loved him, but destroyed everything that Jason could ever have been. It will be all about the murderer, and nobody will give a damn about the murdered. But we can find comfort in the fact that, even though earthly justice has been rendered worthless thanks to our own spinelessness and cowardly failure to do what has to be done, heavenly justice is unaltered. Animals in human guise walk among us and we have chosen, due to our own cowardice, to ignore that fact. Fortunately, our failings, our worthlessness, our unwillingness to face the wolves among us doesn’t change eternal justice. But it does say a great deal about us, and none of it good. But that doesn’t bring Jason back to us. So we offer our prayers, our condolences for what pitifully little they’re worth, to the friends and loved ones of Jason Grau. May G-d give them strength and the knowledge that justice will be done and that they will all meet again. We cannot imagine the pain they’re in now, but we can pray that Almighty G-d will lessen the load. And we will. Thatisall. Both to start of the celebrations and to give you a thread to talk about it in. Adam Gadahn, the goat farmer and traitor to his own country, has been nabbed. No, the “goat farmer” isn’t just a random insult, that’s actually what he used to be. No wonder he ended up with — those people. Our celebrations are tempered by the fact that he was captured, however, as opposed to “scraped out of a hole in the ground.” Because now we’ll be treated to yet another miscarriage of justice where “compassion” supersedes the Rule of Law. See “Johnny Walker Lindh, traitor who dodged proper punishment for his crimes because ‘law’ doesn’t mean anything anymore.” There is only one proper punishment for treason, and that is hanging by the neck until dead. Our forefathers knew it, as a matter of fact it the crime of treason is specifically mentioned in the Constitution, but he won’t ever face that punishment. A horde of liberal lawyers, friends of Ogabe, will stampede to defend that vermin and he will be granted a lifetime of being taken care of, on the taxpayers’ dime. Which serves no purpose other than to declare to the world that we are a nation who has lost its direction, a nation that will suffer any insult, any crime, as long as we’re not seen to be “mean.” A nation that no longer deserves to exist. There is no higher crime than to betray your own, and those who do so must be eliminated. Mercilessly and publicly. Not out of a sense of revenge, but to establish an example, an example so horrible, horrifying, as to discourage anybody on the fence from doing the unspeakable. And to declare to the world that those who violate that most sacred concord, the concord of brotherhood, the concord of honoring your oath, removes you from humanity. You are no longer human if you cross that line. Without that rule, no society of man can long survive. And we don’t have that anymore. We have become too weak, and our decline is as just as it is inevitable. Unless we find our way again. Thatisall. We keep insisting on hearing this sort of thing if we’re ever to even consider the “muslims are against terrorism too” claim, so when we do find an example, it’s incumbent upon us to cheer it on. A “duty” that we find not hard at all. (h/t DPUD)
That’s what we’re talking about. No wishy-washy half condemnations diluted by excuses, “legitimate” grievances etc. etc. etc. As far as the 72 virgins go? Watch him crank it up to 11:
To sum up: “Terrorists are infidels, cannot call themselves Muslims and will burn in Hell for their actions.” You don’t get much clearer than that, and we salute Dr Qadri, sheikh ul-Islam, for standing up and stating, unequivocally, that which needs to be stated, not by “infidels” like us because our words don’t matter to wannabe extremists, but by people with authority within their own religion. They are the only hope that we will ever be able to co-exist, and we wish them all the best. Because whereas we surely can eradicate a threat and thus solve the problem once and for all, that doesn’t mean that we want to or that it’s even remotely desirable. This planet has a dog’s breakfast of various beliefs and non-beliefs and, in general, even though we’ll never agree completely, we’ve all managed to live and let live and agree to disagree. The only exception, the only creed that has so far refused to even consider playing nice with others, is Islam. Islamic authorities speaking up, clearly and unequivocally, against this mindset are the ones we need to back, because they represent a chance for us to avoid something horrible. Necessary, but horrible nonetheless. Thatisall.  Phil “Delete The Data!” Jones has been called out by the Swedish Meteorological and Hydrological Institute for his bald-faced lies in front of the British Parliament last week. Here’s the Swedes response, with some of the really good stuff highlighted.
Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark and hurt like a royal bitch when Phil wakes up in the morning! F.E.T.E. PS: If you haven’t got WUWT bookmarked and on your daily “Must Read” list, consider yourself on the “No Wait” list for PPS: Remember, if you comment over at Rev. Anthony’s, please remain civil and leave the “colorful invective” back over here. No, not really. Having read your response to Teh Won’s announcement that it’s time to subvert the democratic process and ram his HellCare Takeover through by “reconciliation”… By all means, stay on our turf. We’re moved, touched, need-a-smoke now after having read that broadside:
…and, believe it or not, it gets even better after that. Read the whole damn thing. Mark our words, Ogabe: When a government has lost the consent of the governed, and every single damn poll regarding whether or not the governed want your shit sandwich shows that you’ve lost it, in spades, then that government is no longer legitimate. It is a regime, and it is not merely the right, it is the duty of all free men and women to remove said regime, by any means necessary. The ball is now in DC’s court, which doesn’t exactly give us a lot of hope, considering the track record of those corrupt, self-serving, parasitical vermin, but you, Congress, are the last hope for all of us to get this fixed without it getting really, truly ugly. We remind you of the oath you swore upon taking office. It is still binding, even though G-d knows that you probably don’t even remember it anymore. You are bound by that oath now to take Hussein the Narcissist and his cronies’ bill, wrap it around a baseball bat, wrap that in barbed wire and shove it down their throats so far it will take surgery to even find it again. Because if you don’t, then we’ll have to remind you that there are a lot, millions of us out here, who DO take that oath seriously and you DON’T want to be on our shit list if you fail to honor it. You, and you alone at this point, can save our nation from a fate that none of us want, and you WILL be graded on your actions from hereon out, you WILL be held responsible for every ounce of pain our nation will go through if you fail to act and somebody else will have to act for you, and the consequences for you WILL be quite unpleasant. We urge you to choose wisely. For your own, and for all of our sakes. Remember your oath. Because if you don’t, then we will HAVE to remind you. Thatisall. …if ever you get in a discussion with a damn furriner about whether or not we are a nation of dour, humorless wankers, better hope and pray that they don’t remember this story. What. The. Fuck. OVER? So let us see if we get this right: This guy takes his boy to Take Your Child to Work Day, presumably because you tend to, we don’t know, take your child to work on such days, right? THEN he sits the kid down after giving him time to ooooh and aaaah at all the kewl gadgetry that daddy handles on a daily basis, hands him a spare headset and mic and, all the while monitoring the kid closely, tells him to clear a plane sitting on the runway for takeoff. Which is a really complicated procedure consisting of saying, and we quote: “[insert airline and flight no here], you are cleared for takeoff”, after which the pilot of said plane, sitting out there ready to take off, repeats the instruction to make sure no misunderstanding is involved. Big. Fucking. Deal. But to listen to about half a million hyperventilating fuckheads screeching, you would think he’d just vectored in a plane to final on a day with zero visibility and heavy crosswinds. “OHNOES. Teh HuMANITY!” We don’t know much about ATC, just enough to be dangerous, but we DO know that giving a plane clearance to takeoff is about one of the LEAST fraught-with-peril, high-risk situations you’ll ever encounter. The plane has already filed its flight plan and had it approved, it’s already been assigned a slot and a runway, it’s even been taxied to the runway and is basically just sitting there, runway ahead of it, engines ready to spool up, waiting for the “go” word. But oh dearie ME, this dad actually let his KID issue those edge-of-your-seat, world-in-the-balance, civilization-in-the-palm-of-your-hands words after having carefully coached him and while monitoring him closely just to make abundantly sure that he doesn’t hiccup. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! REPENT!!!!ELEVENTY!!!1!! |
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